Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Stuck in Konoha ❯ DOODOODOODOODOO INSPECTOR GADGET! ( Chapter 6 )

Chapter six:

Toasty: since I have absolutely nothing to do (I'm on vacation) I'll be updating like everyday or something. Don't expect it but it will probably be like that. But why aren't you people reviewing!? REVIEW PEOPLE! REVIEW OR THE PURPLE WOMBATS WILL RULE THE WORLD!

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or any Naruto characters at all, so don't sue me. The only characters I own are Chiko and Miyu (oh and Mewmew the cat). So you cant sue me for that either. And besides, I have no money anyways. Wahahahahaha!!

Just to let you know,

[word] = thinking

Name: word = talking

*word* = action or sound

(word) = authoress' note or an explanation

end of legend thingy

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It was already some time since that encounter with Zabuza and Haku. It was now time for the chuunin exam! Chiko and Miyu, had read the manga up to the preliminary fights, and seen some episodes after that. but what the results would be, they had no idea. They told Sasuke, sakura, and Naruto about the first test, so that they could prepare, even though all you needed to do was not leave in the final question.

Chiko: I hope we pass the chuunin exam.

Miyu: yeah! Then we can be chuunins!

Naruto: WOOT! I'M GUNNA BE A CHUUNIN! HEHEHEHE!

Miyu: -starts singing the Inspector Gadget theme song- DOODOODOODOODOO! INSPECTOR GADGET! DOODOODOODOODOO DOODOOOOOO!!

Everyone but Miyu: O_O

Sasuke: don't be so sure, dobe.

Naruto: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?!

Sasuke: dobe.

Naruto: SHUT UP!

Sakura: you two stop fighting.

Chiko: O_O;

Miyu: DOODOODOODOODOO! INSPECTOR GADGE-

Chiko: -slap- shut up!

Miyu, who was eating bubble gum at that time, almost swallowed it.

Miyu: doodoo -COUGH- doodoo -HACK- doo -wheeze- DOODOO -coughcough wheeze- -passes out-

Naruto: uhh is that a problem?

Everyone but Miyu and Naruto: no.

WOOWOOWOOWOO! THAT'S RIGHT! SCENE CHANGE!

Sasuke and lee were fighting hard, but when lee used the forbidden moves, gai came and stopped the fight… then they went up to the third level to take the test.

Ibiki just finished explaining the exam. And everyone started. They all had their own ways of getting the answers, except Naruto, who didn't do any of it. In the last 15 minutes, Naruto decided NOT to tell everyone that he wasn't afraid, and more people left. Eventually Chiko had to do it because if she didn't, other people would have left, and the storyline would get ruined. Now it was time for the second exam - the forest of death. After anko finished explaining, they went in.

Chiko: okay, now we all have to be careful of orochimaru.

Naruto: just why do we have to do that? I mean, how powerful can he be?

Miyu: powerful enough to kill Hokage-sama.

Sakura: what? I don't believe that.

Sasuke: well we have to get another scroll so lets focus on that.

They continued on, and Naruto had already been swapped with another person using henge no jutsu. Luckily, they noticed and found the real Naruto. They then made the nin-machine password… and that's when orochimaru appeared.

Chiko: be careful! We have to run! There's no other way!

Miyu: come on!

Sakura, too scared to do anything, just stood there watching. Naruto then appeared, and started fighting with orochimaru.

Chiko: Naruto! Stop fighting! We have to run!!

But Naruto didn't notice, in fact, he made it worse. He called Sasuke a scaredy-cat and that encouraged Sasuke to fight as well. Chiko, knowing what sasuke's fate would be if he continued on, threw a shuriken just in time to stop orochimaru's bite. She and Miyu dragged Naruto and Sasuke out of there, and sakura followed.

Chiko: baka! Do you know what could have happened?!

Miyu: if he bit you, the curse seal would have been inflicted and you don't even know how bad that is.

Naruto, who was knocked out, stayed unconscious…

However, a few moments later, orochimaru appeared again, and this time, he succeeded in biting not only Sasuke, but Chiko too.

Miyu: NOOOO! CRAP!

Sakura: what is it!?

Miyu told sakura about the curse seal's effects, and was scared that Chiko wouldn't be able to make it through. But then the sound nins appeared… they fought bravely, and eventually, Sasuke got up and finished them off (well, scared them off anyways). But Chiko didn't wake up…

Miyu: Chiko should be awake by now…

They all suspected Chiko to be dead, but when they were about to leave, Chiko woke up.

Chiko: argh, my shoulder hurts…

Miyu: CHIKO!!

Naruto: hey you're alive! We all thought you were dead and we were gonna leave but then you woke up!

Sakura: [NOOO! SHE LIVES AGAIN! WHY DOESN'T SHE DIE!?] *mutter* aw she's alive.

Chiko: what?

Sakura: er…uh… I meant to say tadpoles like five alive.

Chiko: oh. [stupid sakura. I HEARD WHAT YOU SAID!]

Miyu: well now that you're awake lets continue on.

Chiko: uh yeah but what about... um, you know.

Miyu: we'll go find Kakashi sensei after.

Chiko: but that didn't work remember?

Miyu: well then what? Your chakra is gonna be drained and you'll have to use taijutsu during the preliminaries and finals! Oh wait you're really good at taijutsu. Okay nevermind.

Chiko: well what about ero-sennin? He should be able to seal it up!

Meanwhile, Sasuke, sakura, and Naruto are all staring at you not knowing what you're talking about.

Chiko: Sasuke I need to talk to you.

Sakura: [WHAT?! OMIGOD! WHAT'S THAT EVIL BITCH THINKING NOW?!] why not say it here?

Chiko: -glares- because its none of your business.

Sakura: [OMIGOD! I KNEW IT!] why?

But Chiko had already dragged Sasuke somewhere else.

Chiko: okay, you know that mark on your neck - er, shoulder - er, somewhere in between there?

Sasuke looked over and saw the little black mark

Sasuke: yeah

Chiko: ok, that's the curse seal. We have to go find someone who can seal it up, and the only person I can think of that can do that, is ero-sennin. Er I mean jiraiya.

Sasuke: who's that?!

Chiko: we can go find him after the exam. You can ask Kakashi if he can do a temporary seal on you and I will too, because this curse seal will continually suck up your chakra if you try and use any jutsus. So taijutsus only okay?

Sasuke: what? But…

Chiko: you saw lee doing those taijutsu moves with your sharingan right? well just use those. I'm just about as good as lee with taijutsu and weapons, so I'll be fine.

Sasuke: well…is that all?

Chiko: um, no not really. I have something else to say…

And of course, Naruto, Miyu, and Sakura were spying on them, for no reason what-so-ever. And Sasuke and Chiko were speaking in such a hushed tone that they couldn't hear what they were saying.

Miyu: *whisper* I wonder what they're doing…

Sakura: [OMIGOD, WHAT IF SASUKE LIKES HER?!]

Naruto: *whisper* what's so important that they didn't say it infront of us???

But even though they couldn't hear, their next actions explained it all.

Sasuke: yeah… wha-

But he was cut off. Chiko pinned him on the ground… they locked lips and Sasuke rolled her over, making him on top…

Sasuke: hnn… I love you too...

When Miyu, Naruto, and sakura saw this, they were all shocked… none of them expected this, and Miyu gasped.

Miyu: aww! Isn't that sweet??

Sakura: what!? NOOOO! CHIKO FINALLY SUCCEEDED IN BRAINWASHING HIM!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Sakura, being too confused and angry, fell out of the tree they were hiding in. Sasuke and Chiko stopped. A heavy blush on both of them. THEY HAD BEEN WATCHING!! How could they?

Miyu and Naruto jumped down.

Miyu: Chiko…

Chiko: -still blushing- uhh…

Miyu: DOODOODOODOODOO! INSPECTOR GADGET! DOODOODOODOODOO DOODOOOOOOO!!

Sakura: YOU BITCH! WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY SASUKE-KUN!?

Chiko: first of all, I'm not a bitch, second of all, I kissed him.

Sakura: -vein pop- DAMN YOU! -tries to punch Chiko, who catches her fist-

Chiko: if you're pissed, go punch a tree. Not me.

Naruto: wow. I never expected that.

Chiko: ^^; hehe uhh… well we better go get another heaven scroll since stupid orochimaru burnt ours.

Miyu: oh no he didn't! -pulls out heaven scroll- WAHAHAHAHA!

Naruto: what!? How did you do that?!

Miyu: I saved it before it was burnt to ashes. Duh.

Sasuke: well, now that we have both scrolls, lets go to the tower.

Chiko: uh, not yet. If we do that it will ruin the storyline. I mean, uh, lets just stay here a bit longer.

Naruto: storyline??

Sakura: WHAT STORYLINE!?

Miyu: well… you see…

So they had to explain, that from where they came from, this world was a manga series and a anime series. They had seen most of it, which is why they knew so much about everything. However, if they did things wrong, the storyline (aka the future) would change and who knows what would happen. Then to prove it, Chiko took out her manga book which she had in her bag. Mewmew was in there too.

Mewmew: Mewmewmew! (finally some fresh air!)

Chiko: huh?! Mewmew!? Why are you in there?!

Mewmew: -purrs- MEWMEW-MEWMEWMEWWWW! (because I'm Mewmew - SUPER MEW!)

Chiko: uh ok. -pulls manga book out- see this is the manga I was talking about.

They flipped through it. It was about iruka and mizuki and Naruto…

Mewmew: MEWMEWMEWMEWMEW MEWMEW-MEWMEWMEW! MEWMEWMEWMEWMEW MEWMEWWWWWWWWWWWW!! (DOODOODOODOODOO! INSPECTOR GADGET! DOODOODOODOODOO DOODOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!)

Chiko: what's the inspector gadget stuff?

Naruto: uh I don't know, but the manga's like…psychic or something! Cuz that really happened!

Miyu: no duh Sherlock.

Sasuke: uh that's nice and all, but I think we should head to the tower now…

And that's when… kabuto appears!

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Toasty: phew that was a long chapter. REVIEW PEOPLE! REVIEW!!

Sasuke: T_T one more chapter before the rabid fangirls get me…

Toasty: WAHAHAHAHA! YAH HEAR THAT RABID FANGIRLS? 1 MORE CHAPTER!!

Rabid Fangirls: -screeches and squeals- WE LURVE YOU SASUKE-KUN!!