Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Stuck in Konoha ❯ Encounter With Zabuza And Haku ( Chapter 5 )

Chapter five:

Toasty: YES! CHAPTER FIVE IS UP! WAHAHAHAHA! Well that's the last of my chapters, I haven't got any more - FOR NOW! but you people have to review! Don't flame me though, or else I will throw you into the pit of rabid fangirls AND crazy psychotic purple wombats! WAHAHAHAHA! MY PURPLE WOMBATS WILL RULE THE WORLD!! -cackle-

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or any Naruto characters at all, so don't sue me. The only characters I own are Chiko and Miyu (oh and Mewmew the cat). So you cant sue me for that either. And besides, I have no money anyways. Wahahahahaha!!

Just to let you know,

[word] = thinking

Name: word = talking

*word* = action or sound

(word) = authoress' note or an explanation

end of legend thingy

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It was over a month since Miyu and Chiko had arrived in konoha. Ino and sakura were about to unleash their evil plan. They had two plans actually. So they decided to do both, since there were two people.

Plan A: ino would use shintenshin on Sasuke and go up to Chiko/Miyu and tell her that he hated her and never wanted to speak to her again.

Plan B: sakura would used henge no jutsu to transform into Sasuke, and do the same thing after that.

So they carried out their plan. Chiko found out it was sakura and punched her, but Miyu, being the gullible, naïve girl that she is, fell for ino's nasty trick and ran off, to go find Chiko. When Chiko told Miyu it was a trick, Miyu got REALLY mad at ino for playing such a bad trick… so obviously she was going to get revenge! DUHNESS! But before that, they had a new mission: protect some old geezer named tazuna.

Miyu: this is our mission!?

Naruto: all right! a C level mission! Woot!

So they started it… and they were just walking along, when they saw a puddle.

Chiko: [ah right, this is the part were zabuza and haku appear.] -stares at puddle-

Just then, as if on cue, chains wrapped around Kakashi, and ripped him to pieces.

Naruto: HOLY CRAP!

Sakura: Kakashi-sensei!

Miyu: NOOO! NOOO! NOOO! NOOO! NOOO! NOOO! NOOO!

They continued on for some while, until they finally realized Kakashi wasn't dead, and Miyu stopped spazzing out. Then zabuza appeared, and Sasuke saw the sharingan, which was surprising, because only the uchiha clan is supposed to have the sharingan… and then there was this anbu (or so they thought) who came and then zabuza was put into momentary death. Tazuna admitted that the rich and evil bastard gatou was after him so then it wasn't really a rank C mission it was a rank B mission which made Kakashi kind of nervous because genins aren't supposed to be doing rank B missions -gasps for air- and that's about it. (that part is boring so im skipping to the part were Naruto just wakes up.)

Naruto: what?! Everyone left!?

Chiko: [wait a sec, those weird people coming to capture inari's mom should be here any moment now…] Naruto, don't go yet!

Naruto: why not!?

Chiko: I'm going to go find the others, you stay here and protect inari and his mom.

Naruto: what?! From what?!

But Chiko was already gone. She knew what was going to happen next, but if it could be prevented…

As she came, she saw Sasuke in the ice mirror thing, and soon after, Naruto came. And ran inside the ice mirror thing.

Sasuke: BAKA! YOU SHOULD HAVE STAYED OUTSIDE!

Naruto: what?! Why!?

Just then, another barrage of needles hit them.

Sasuke: that's why.

Naruto fainted, and Kakashi and zabuza were fighting. Sakura stayed by tazuna, and Miyu was trying to break one of the mirrors.

Miyu: DIE YOU STUPID MIRROR!

And with one final blow with her kunai, one of the mirrors broke.

Haku: what?! That's impossible!

Miyu: quick! Sasuke! Naruto! Get out of-

Haku: too bad, missed your chance. -creates another mirror-

Miyu: AWW!

Haku was about to kill Naruto but then…

Chiko: -turns mirror to face some other direction- HA!

Haku missed and was reflected to some other mirror

Haku: NOOOO!

At this point, Chiko could it take it any more, and ran in the mirror thingy of doom.

Haku: oh well, I'll just do it again.

This time, he aimed for Sasuke.

Sakura: (she's watching it from the outside, because she's too weak to go anywhere.) NOOOO!

Chiko dove through the air, hoping she would be there on time. She felt a surge of pain as haku hit her.

Sakura: -gasp- YAY!

Chiko, now laying on top of Sasuke, was… (DUN DUN DUNNN!) dead… (or was she? HUH? HUH?)

Sasuke: -gasp- CHIKO!

No response.

Haku: your friend is a true shinobi, for this is the way of the shino-

Sasuke: SHUT UP!

Haku: what!? I'm just doing my little speech thing here.

Sasuke charged at him, smashed some mirrors, and charged again. But eventually he was hit and passed out. Then Naruto woke up, only to see the two bodies of his friends - er, well, not really. But still, that's not the point. So then he went to go hit haku and haku ran infront of zabuza just as Kakashi was about to hit with the lightning edge (chidori). And then gatou appeared and zabuza went all crazy and kill all of the people with gatou including gatou himself. And then theres the mushy mushy scene where sakura leans over Sasuke and starts crying because she's stupid and thinks he's dead. And of course hes NOT dead so he wakes up and looks around, to see that Chiko (if she was still alive) wasn't moving.

Sasuke: Chiko??

No reply came.

After 2 hours and 14 minutes (wow im so exact!) Chiko opened her eyes, but everything was blurry and all she could see were some blurry figures… black, pink, orange, purple (yes Miyu wears purple) and…GREEN? Yes indeed. Green. For what was staring at her, was none other than…

ROCK LEE! THE THICK EYEBROWED FREAKAZOID!

Lee: HI! I'M ROCK LEE!

Chiko: AHH! -slaps lee-

Lee: ahh! What was that for?

Chiko: it's a reflex. And it was for you staring at me.

Just then, Kakashi came in.

Kakashi: ah good. You're awake Chiko. We thought you had died. And then Gai appeared [stupid gai] and lee saw you and came over here.

Chiko: argh, my back hurts. [ow why does it hurt so much!? Oh right. because theres a whole bunch of needles stuck in it. Crap.]

Miyu: are you okay?

Chiko: what do you think

Miyu: yes?

Chiko: I don't know. If yes meaning am I alive, then yes.

Sasuke: Chiko… you didn't have to do that.

Chiko: yes I did, if I didn't you would have died.

Sakura: -notices Chiko didn't die- oh. It's good to see you up. [NOOO! SHE LIVES! NOT ONLY THAT, BUT SASUKE'S WORRIED ABOUT HER! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!] *mutter* nooo…

Chiko: what was that? [stupid sakura.]

Sakura: nothing.

Miyu: yay Chiko's okay!

WOOWOOWOOWOO! THAT'S RIGHT! SCENE CHANGE!

They had it going pretty easy for a while… until the day of the FREAKING CHUUNIN EXAM!

DUN DUN DUNNNN!

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Toasty: REVIEW OR ELSE SASUKE GOES INTO THE PIT OF RABID FANGIRLS!

Sasuke: BLARG!

Sakura: well I guess that's one way to get reviews but you could just ask them.

Toasty: SHUT UP YOU…YOU…PINK HEAD!

Naruto: hey! I don't even know if that's a diss or not, but don't diss sakura!

Toasty: -throws sakura into pit of rabid fangirls- WAHAHAHAHA! BYE BYE SAKURA!

Rabid fangirls: NOOO! WE DON'T WANT SAKURA!! WE WANT SASUKE-KUN!!

Toasty: yup that's right. and if you don't review before chapter 7 comes out, Sasuke is going into the pit. SO REVIEW OR ELSE!