Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Stuck in Konoha ❯ Nothing Can Stand In The Way Of LURVE! ( Chapter 4 )

Chapter four:

Toasty: hi people! Four chappies already! YAY! Well, read on!

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or any Naruto characters at all, so don't sue me. The only characters I own are Chiko and Miyu (oh and Mewmew the cat). So you cant sue me for that either. And besides, I have no money anyways. Wahahahahaha!!

Just to let you know,

[word] = thinking

Name: word = talking

*word* = action or sound

(word) = authoress' note or an explanation

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So they spend another night at Sasuke's house, but this time, Chiko decides to shintenshin no jutsu Miyu because Chiko is a freaking copycat. Which reminds me. Where's Mewmew?!

Mewmew: -poof- -appears out of nowhere- mew? (wha?)

Chiko: Mewmew! Mewmewmewmewmewmew. (how did that happen?!)

Mewmew: mew. (I dunno)

Chiko: uh yea. Mew. (that means cheese)

Mewmew: mew? (cheese?)

Chiko: mewmewmew (elephants and pepperoni)

Mewmew: MEW?! (WHAT THE HELL!?)

Chiko: mewmewmewmew, Mewmew (cups go telephone wires, papaya mice)

Mewmew: mewmew, Mewmew, mew. (I have no idea what you're saying, but I'm leaving now.)

Chiko: mew! (daisies hello)

Mewmew: -walks up to Sasuke- -pokes Sasuke with claw-

Sasuke: WHY DOES EVERYONE POKE ME?!

Miyu: -poke- because you're so pokeable.

Sakura bursts through the door, and sees everyone poking Sasuke

Sakura: [OMIGOD! THEY'RE POKING SASUKE-KUN! THAT'S NOT FAIR! SASUKE-KUN NEVER LETS ME POKE HIM! HE MUST LIKE THEM! NOOOO! SASUKE-KUN!! THEY'RE BRAINWASHING YOU!!] *mutters* noooo! My Sasuke…

Chiko: what?

Sakura: nothing! I meant to say elephants and pepperoni.

Chiko: O_o

Miyu: yay lets all poke Sasuke!

Sasuke: -vein pop- STOPPIT!

Everyone except Sasuke: no

Sasuke: T_T

Then ino bursts into the room, sees Sasuke, and glomps him.

Ino: SASUKE-KUN!

Sakura: GET OFF HIM INO PIG!

WOOWOOWOOWOO! THAT'S RIGHT! SCENE CHANGE!

Sakura and ino start fighting, while Sasuke, Mewmew, Chiko, and Miyu get tired and go to bed. And that's when Chiko decides to get her revenge…

Chiko: *whisper* shintenshin no jutsu!

Miyu, who was now being controlled by Chiko, went off to go find Sasuke… wahahahahaha. And don't ask me why, but ino and sakura decided they would stay at sasuke's house and Sasuke couldn't do anything about it because whenever he tried to get them away they would glomp him.

Miyu: WAHAHAHA! NOW FOR MY REVENGE!

Miyu tiptoed into sasuke's room, and jumped on Sasuke (stupid Chiko being a stupid copycat) which woke Sasuke once again.

Sasuke: NOT YOU TOO!!

Miyu: Sasuke-kun! I luuuuurrve you! -kisses Sasuke-

However, Chiko, who planned on missing, didn't miss. And they locked lips.

Sasuke: *muffled* AFFHH!!!

That's when ino pig and sakura came in, and saw Miyu (Chiko actually) kissing Sasuke.

Ino and sakura: OMIGOD! I KNEW IT! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS SASUKE-KUN!? WHY?!

Sasuke: *muffled* heflp meeef!!

However… an accidental kiss turned non-accidental, as the two started enjoying it…

Sakura: [NOOO! THEY'VE SUCCEEDED IN BRAINWASHING MY SASUKE-KUN!! NOOO!! MAYBE IT NOT TOO LATE!!] noooo!

Ino: [OMIGOD! HOW COULD SASUKE-KUN DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT!!? ITS SO HORRIBLE!!] eww -runs out of the room-

However, sakura wasn't one to give up, and pushed Miyu off the bed (and succeeded), Chiko, then leaving Miyu's body, went back to her own.

Chiko (now back in her room): hnn… that felt good…

She was however, broken off by Miyu, who burst into the room and started attacking Chiko, for doing what she did, even though she enjoyed it. A lot.

Miyu: WHY DID YOU DO THAT!?

Chiko: hnn? Well you enjoyed it.

Miyu: -blush- did not! [SO!? IS THAT SO WRONG!?]

But their conversation was cut off by a very angry sakura and ino, who ran in and tackled Chiko and Miyu…

Chiko and Miyu: AHHH!!

It was again cut off when Sasuke entered the room, he looked slightly dazed and was blushing a lot. Sakura and ino then realized that, that was it. That was the end. They could tell that Sasuke enjoyed it but he didn't say anything…

Chiko: -blush- hi Sasuke…

Miyu, who's face was all red now, stopped trying to strangle ino and let go.

Miyu: uh, just to let you know, that was Chiko. She used shintenshin…

Sasuke: that's ok…

Sakura: [NOOO! SASUKE-KUN! DON'T FALL FOR THEIR TRAP! THEY'RE GOING TO PULL YOU IN, AND NEVER LET YOU COME OUT! NOOOO!!] NOOO SASUKE-KUN!!

Sasuke: huh? What?

Sakura: o whoops did I say something? I meant to say…uh…LOOK OVER THERE A DISTRACTION! -points to wall-

Everyone looked at the wall, and sakura ran out of the room dragging Sasuke behind her.

Chiko and Miyu, being to tired and dizzy to do anything, fell asleep, and ino decided that she could not accept someone else kissing HER Sasuke-kun and getting away with it, so she plotted her evil plot, which would be carried out when she finished plotting.

Ino: -realizes sakura ran off with Sasuke- WHAT THE HELL!? WHY DIDN'T I NOTICE THAT BEFORE?! -runs off to find Sasuke and sakura, who were in the other room-

Sakura: how come you kissed Miyu and not me?!

Sasuke: huh? What are you talking about…

Sakura shook him forcibly, and Sasuke fell asleep (WHAT?! HOW CAN HE DO THAT?!)

Sasuke: zzz…

Sakura: [stupid Chiko and miyu! Steal MY Sasuke-kun will you!? I'll show you…WAHAHAHAHA!] WAHAHAHAHA!

So sakura left the room, only to be scolded by ino, for no apparent reason. And that's when the two decided to be friends again, to win back Sasuke first, and then fight over it again. So then they plotted their evil plot… WAHAHAHAHAHA! Sorry.

WOOWOOWOOWOO! THAT'S RIGHT! SCENE CHANGE!

It was 7 am, and Chiko and Miyu just woke up…

Chiko: argh… I feel so dizzy… its like I have a hangover or something.

Miyu: yeah me too… OH MY GOD! DID WE GO CRAZY AND GET DRUNK OR SOMETHING!?

Chiko: Miyu, stop thinking about stupid things that didn't happen.

Miyu: but I remember I kissed someone!

Chiko: O_O; you're pillow maybe? -points to pillow-

The pillow was smothered in red kiss marks, Chiko had applied lots of lipstick before going into sasuke's room.

Miyu: oh. It was a dream. [AW! BUT IT FELT SO REAL!!]

Chiko: well whatever it was, I had the same dream. -points to her own pillow-

Chiko's pillow, was also covered in red kiss marks, not only that, but it was the exact same color!

Miyu: so we both put lipstick on in the middle of the night and started kissing our pillows?! [YEAH! GO PILLOWS!]

Chiko: I guess…

Then Sasuke came in, with his pajamas on.

Sasuke: -points to pajamas- hey do you guys know what this is all abou-

Sasuke's jaw dropped when he saw the two pillows, with the exact same red kiss marks on them. Chiko and Miyu, who were still clueless, saw the pajamas, and gaped as well.

Chiko: so it was real…

Miyu: unless Sasuke had the same dream as us but didn't kiss his pillow and kissed his pajamas!

Chiko: O_O; I doubt it

Sasuke: I can't believe it…

Miyu: I can!

Chiko: that's not what he means.

Miyu: oh.

Ino and sakura then came in, saw the kiss marks on the pillows and Sasuke's pajamas, screamed, and left.

Chiko and Miyu: O_O;

Sasuke: (still upset that he kissed Chiko. Or Miyu. He wasn't sure yet.) uh I'm going to go eat breakfast. Uh… yeah.

Sasuke left the room, leaving Chiko and Miyu to ponder about who kissed Sasuke, since it wasn't possible for both of them to kiss him. Chiko then told Miyu about her "revenge" and using shintenshin, and came to the conclusion, that it WAS possible for both of them to kiss him. Sort of. Then they changed and went downstairs. Eating only a rice ball each. Too nervous to chat, they went to they normal meeting place, where Naruto and sakura were already there.

Naruto: -stares at Miyu- (Naruto sorta liked Miyu, and when sakura told him…) Miyu! How could you?!

Miyu: it wasn't me! Well it was. But not really! Because Chiko used shintenshin on me and I wasn't in control of my body.

Naruto then stared and Chiko. Who was still blushing and looking at the ground.

Sasuke: well, whatever happened last night, lets just not talk about it okay?

Sakura: NO!

Miyu and Chiko: O_O;

Then Kakashi arrived…