Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Stuck in Konoha ❯ The Training Commences ( Chapter 3 )

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Chapter three:

Yay chapter three already! And in one day too! Ok so I admit I already wrote like 23 pages and I'm just splitting them up into chapters. >< DON'T KILL ME FOR IT!!

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or any Naruto characters at all, so don't sue me. The only characters I own are Chiko and Miyu (oh and Mewmew the cat). So you cant sue me for that either. And besides, I have no money anyways. Wahahahahaha!!

Just to let you know,

[word] = thinking

Name: word = talking

*word* = action or sound

(word) = authoress' note or an explanation

end of legend thingy

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It was pretty early, and everyone was already there waiting for Kakashi. Chiko and Miyu already knew what the training was about, and ate breakfast incase they couldn't get a bell.

1 hour passed…

Naruto: WHERE THE HELL IS KAKASHI-SENSEI!?

Sakura: I think that's him!! -points to Kakashi-

Kakashi: hi everybody!

Naruto and Sakura: YOU'RE LATE!

Kakashi: well, I got lost on the-

Chiko: road of life yeah yeah we know.

Kakashi: how did Chiko know?!

Miyu: she's PSYCHIC!

Chiko: O_O;

Sasuke: uh can we start now?

Kakashi: oh right. Ok, see these two bells…

Kakashi spent a long time explaining it and when the finally got started, all but Naruto looked for a hiding spot.

Chiko: -gets pricked by a thorn- ow… [SHIT! WHY DID I PICK A BUSH WITH THORNS!?]

Miyu: I LIKE TOAST!

Kakashi: -looks up and sees Miyu- O_O;

Miyu: aw man he found me.

Naruto: HEY! KAKASHI-SENSEI!! FIGHT ME!

Kakashi: O_o; -starts reading come come paradise- -giggles-

Sakura: what's he reading?

Chiko: you don't want to know. Really.

But then Chiko got bored of watching Naruto do stupid stuff and see Kakashi block his every move. So Chiko decided to get her revenge on Miyu… wahahahaha. Chiko knew that Miyu was a Kakashi fan, so Chiko used henge no jutsu…

Chiko: *whisper* henge no jutsu!!

Chiko, who already planned this revenge, brought her own bells, which were exactly the same as the real ones. WAHAHAHAHA! So after Kakashi hopped away, Chiko ran out, and pretended to be Kakashi. Sasuke, seeing this (and not knowing it was Chiko), attacked Chiko.

Chiko: AHH! SASUKE! GET AWAY!!

Sasuke: what?

Chiko: -poof- its me! Argh you ruined my revenge!!

Sasuke: WHAT?!

Chiko: you-ruined-my-revenge!

Sasuke, still confused, decided to continue attacking Chiko. Which got him pulled under the ground (with a jutsu that I cant remember the name of) as if on cue, Chiko and Sasuke heard Sakura scream. And by that time, Miyu already got a bell.

Miyu: YAY I GOT A BELL!

Chiko: what? How did you get a bell!?

Miyu: I don't know.

Chiko: O_O;

WOOWOOWOOWOO! THAT'S RIGHT! SCENE CHANGE!

It was now 12 pm, lunchtime. Chiko and Naruto didn't get lunch, since Chiko tried to pass with a fake bell, and Naruto tried to steal the lunch. But Chiko didn't care, because she already ate breakfast. After kakashi's "YOU SHOULD ALL QUIT AS NINJAS!" lesson, Chiko untied herself and went home (er, to sasuke's home)

Naruto: hey how did you do that?!

Chiko: O_O you untie the rope, and walk away.

Naruto: -tries and fails miserably to untie the rope- NOOO!

Sakura: -munch- well its your -munch- fault for -crunch- trying to -munch- steal the lunches -crunch-

Chiko: don't talk with your mouth full its disgusting.

Sakura: what? -munch-

Chiko: O_O;

Sasuke: I'm going to go train.

Miyu: I'm bored. -pokes Naruto- hehe.

WOOWOOWOOWOO! THAT'S RIGHT! SCENE CHANGE!

Sasuke is training. Er, actually, he's lighting stuff on fire with his mythical fire flower thing (I cant remember the Japanese name, but it translates to mythical fire flower)

Chiko: -sees Sasuke and decides to go bug him-

Chiko: -pokes Sasuke-

Sasuke: what are you doing?

Chiko: poking you.

Sasuke: O_O I know that, I meant why

Chiko: to bug you and stop you from continuing your training. WAHAHAHAHAHA!

Sasuke: O_O;

Chiko: what.

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yay! REVIEW PEOPLE REVIEW!! PLEASE REVIEW! Review or I throw Sasuke into the pit of rabid fangirls!

Sasuke: NOOO! REVIEW PEOPLES!!

Rabid fangirls in pit: SASUKE-KUN!!!

Sasuke: AHHHH!

Toasty (me): WAHAHAHAHAHAHA!