Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Stuck in Konoha ❯ Miyu has Bad Humor ( Chapter 2 )

Chapter two:

Hi peoples! My second chapter here.

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or any Naruto characters at all, so don't sue me. The only characters I own are Chiko and Miyu (oh and Mewmew the cat). So you cant sue me for that either. And besides, I have no money anyways. Wahahahahaha!!

Just to let you know,

[word] = thinking

Name: word = talking

*word* = action or sound

(word) = authoress' note or an explanation

end of legend thingy

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So now that they knew that they had no way of getting back, Miyu was somewhat sad, but was then glad that they didn't get stuck in a porno anime or manga or something. So she was happy. Chiko, on the other hand, seemed to be much happier, although she didn't show it.

Kakashi: well, we were about to go train, and they all haven't eaten breakfast yet (except Sasuke, who didn't care when Kakashi said not to eat breakfast) so we will do the training tomorrow. Oh. You and Chiko can both stay at Sasuke's house.

Sasuke: hn… WHAT!? [WHY ME?!]

Kakashi: because we (meaning Sakura, Naruto, and him) have small houses that are not meant for other people.

Naruto: HAHAHAHAHA!

Sasuke: shut up dobe

Naruto: HEY!

Miyu: -giggle-

Sakura: [OMIGOD! SHES GIGGLING! SHE BETTER NOT BE THINKING ABOUT SASUKE-KUN! MINE!] *mumble* grr… my Sasuke-kun

Chiko: what?

Sakura: nothing! Nothing at all! Nothing at all…WAHAHAHAHAHA! Er I mean nothing.

WOOWOOWOOWOO! THAT'S RIGHT! SCENE CHANGE!

After that, they went off to their houses, as it was already 6 pm, and Sakura and Naruto were starving.

Miyu: yay we get to stay at Sasuke's house!

Chiko: [great. Juuuuuuuust great. Stupid Sasuke and his huge freaking mansion house thing] *mumbles* stupid Sasuke and his freaking mansion

Sasuke: you know, I can hear you.

Chiko: I know and I don't care.

Sasuke: whatever.

Miyu: -walks up to Sasuke- -is coughing as she mutters- *muttercough* you know, Chiko is your number one fa-

Miyu was cut off as Chiko slapped her.

Miyu: owww! What was that for?!

Chiko: -glare-

Sasuke: O_o;

WOOWOOWOOWOO! THAT'S RIGHT! SCENE CHANGE!

They were now at sasuke's huge-ee-mungo mansion, looking at all the stuff.

Miyu: ooh what does this do? -smashes an antique vase- whoops

Sasuke: -vein pop- uhh... go…sleep. Or whatever you do.

Miyu and Chiko: O_O;

Sasuke: well I'm going to sleep. Bye. I mean goodnight.

Miyu and Chiko: O_O; ok well uh we'll go to sleep too.

WOOWOOWOOWOO! THAT'S RIGHT! SCENE CHANGE!

About 2 am in the morning, and Miyu decides to play a prank on Chiko. (authoress' note: they already know all sorts of jutsus because they're Naruto freaks and memorized all the hand seals and jutsus and stuff.)

Miyu: *whisper* shintenshin no jutsu!

Miyu left her body, and entered Chiko…let the fun begin!!

Miyu (inside Chiko's head) : WAHAHAHAHA! Whoops better be more quiet or I'll wake Sasuke up.

Chiko (actually Miyu, but its Chiko's body so meh) tiptoed to Sasuke's room, and opened the door.

Chiko: sasssssuuuuuuuuuuke!!

Chiko jumped onto Sasuke, which of course woke him up.

Sasuke: ARRGH! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!

Chiko: oh Sasuke. I cannot deny my love for you any longer!!

Sasuke: WHAT!?

Miyu (inside Chiko's head): [LOL!]

Chiko: -tries to kiss Sasuke (keyword=tries)-

Sasuke: AHHH!

Miyu (still inside Chiko's head): [HAHAHAHAHA] hehe

Chiko (being held captive by Miyu inside her head): [AHH WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?]

Sasuke: GET OFF ME!! -tries to push Chiko off the bed (keyword: tried)-

Chiko: no!

Miyu (STILL inside Chiko's head): [hmm now I think I'll release the jutsu.]

Miyu released the jutsu, letting her spirit drift back. But a very confused and angry Chiko still lay on Sasuke.

Chiko (no longer controlled by Miyu): HOLY SHIT WHAT AM I DOING HERE?!

Sasuke: HOW SHOULD I KNOW!?

Chiko: I think Miyu used shintenshin on me… DAMMIT MIYU!!

Sasuke: can you get off me now??!

Chiko: oh right. Sorry. -blush-

Sasuke: O_o; Miyu has bad humor.

Chiko: yeah I know… ok well I'm going to go and kill Miyu now.

Miyu (now in bed): HAHAHAHAHAHA!! THAT WAS HILARIOUS!!

But Miyu stopped laughing when the door slammed open revealing Chiko's silhouette (the lights were turned on outside). The cold glare returned.

Miyu: oh. Chiko. How did you like your night with Sasuke? HAHAHAHAHA!!

Chiko did a kage bunshin and all the Chikos jumped on Miyu. The next day Chiko had three- I MEAN TWO black eyes. And a whole bunch of bruises. And stuff.

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YAY MY SECOND CHAPPY! Whoohoo! Review people! REVIEW OR DIE! WAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!