Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ The Adventures Of Zoi And Shawna ❯ Fish, Dinosaurs and Gai ( Chapter 4 )

Zoi stared at her insane and mentally flucked friend who just so happened to be out cold. Dear lord, she passed out after hearing his voice....how is that possible? She thought confused.

“Um your gonna have to excuse my mentally flucked friend here she thinks that she's in the presence of greatness……….” Zoi muttered while standing at full height, looking into his eyes.

“Hn, she's kinda creepy, in that sort……….” Itachi says while glaring at Zoi after that last comment.
Everyone kinda stared at Shawna as she twitched, and mumbled something about cheesits and beds (Zoi-she's like in love with cheesits so sue me or her Shawna: NOT ME!!!!! Then I'll never get to finish this chapter!!! )

“Shawna WAKE UP YOU SLEEPING BUM WHOLE!!!!!!! ITACHI DIED!!” Zoi screams in her ear while winking to Itachi. Shawna heard this and jumped about 5 feet in the air, and whacks Zoi in the head.
“I'm not that stupid you know……..” Shawna says harshly.
“Could have fooled me” Kisame mumbles.
“Well you're a fish…….. You're easy to fool…….. You forget like everything in 3 seconds……….. DORY!!!!!!!!!!” Shawna said while poking Kisame in the stomach. She was short very short, the guys like 7 feet.
“HAHAHAHA you can't even reach his chest Shawna!!!!!! I can………… probably” Zoi says mockingly to Shawna, who pouts. Zoi reaches up and pokes Kisame in the chest and smiles triumphantly. “HA I told you Shawna”
“Yeah well……….. Mnmnm.” Shawna replies and sticks out her tongue.
“Can you tell me - erm - us who you two are?? `Cause I'm confused” Kisame says

“OH MY GOD…………… WHERE'S STEVE?? I BET YOU FRANKLIN GOT HIM!!!” (Steve-I'm right here you idiotic woman…… jeez)(A.N. STEVE!!!)
“Oh my goodness Shawna………..” Says Zoi shaking her head disapprovingly. “So what you guys doing……. On the water……. With people…….. Standing there……….”
“Zoi they are after your lover.” Shawna says dully.
“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!” Zoi screams whiles she goes on her knees looking upwards towards the sky. “Why not the gay homo that is Sasuke?? Or that annoying pink haired chick Sakura??, Or LEE??? Nobody and I repeat NOBODY can be that creepy….. with his bowl cut of youth and his bushy eyebrows. TAKE HIM INSTEAD OF MY MAN PLEASE!!!!”
“They're after the nine tailed fox smart one”
“But if they got it out of him he'd die!!!! Then I will be a virgin forever…… NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ”
“Are you sure you didn't escape from a mental hospital?” Itachi asks.
“Yes...No...Mabey” Zoi replies confused.

“HEY!!!! YOU!!” Shawna yells suddenly and points in Gai's direction.

“Me????” Gai shrieks and points to him self.

“No…..That purple dinosaur behind you…..” She says. And true enough right behind Gai was a purple dinosaur wearing pants!! (A.N.hahaha…..weren't expecting that were you?)…..she walks to it and whispers some thing to it and gives it a twenty, it nods and pulls out a paddle from its pocket and walks up to Gai, and grins showing its sharp razor like teeth….Gai pales backing up slowly.

“Oh hunny what shiny hair you have!!!” Squeals the dinosaur and he glomps Gai they both fall over the railing into the river. Dino sits on Gai and uses him as a boat.

“SAVE ME!!!”

“Shush up you!!*Slap* Were going to get married and your gonna like it!!! Do you hear me!”

“Yes ma'a-Sir?”

“IT'S MRS.SIR TO YOU BUB!!!”

“Ok!!*Cries*”

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Lee appears at the railing, and cries.

“Bye Gai-sensei!!! Don't forget to write!!!” He weeps sadly as his mentor disappears down a water fall.

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Everyone stairs at what just happened. Extremely freaked out.

“Shawna what did you do?” Zoi asks confuzzeledly

“I told Dino that Gai loves him and wants him up the bum.”

“Awwwwww…..that so romantic!!!”

“Duh!”