Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ The Dark, The Light, The Crazy ❯ Tai Kwan Leep-gan ( Chapter 2 )

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It was a wonderful day in Konoha. The birds were singing, the sun was shining, and the squirrels were… Ew. Lets not talk about the squirrels. Anyway the students of the ninja academy were chatting away, waiting for the last few minutes of class to end so they could go watch the squirrels. With nothing better to due one hyperactive ninja-to-be listened in on the conversations of the two in front of him.

 

“Dude you SO lucked out! I mean you normally get good presents but this takes the cake!” said Generic Ninja to his buddy.

 

“Yah my mom loves me. I even got the training manual I wanted it was the second edition of-“ Generic Ninja Two was cut off by the ringing of the bell and screaming children.

 

As Naruto walked back to his apartment, he realized something. `There are books that teach you how train?!?' With that thought in mind he rushed off to the ninja store.

 

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Browsing in the back Naruto finally found the training manuals, but they were so expensive! After an hour of searching he finally found one that fit his budget. It was titled, “Tai Kwan Leep: A Journey Through the Soul”. While it didn't sound too impressive the blonde brought it up to pay. The ninja at the counter simply raised his eyebrows as he rang it up.

 

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Naruto skimmed through the first few pages, which consisted mostly of diet plans and mediation. However much he didn't like it Naruto had vowed to follow the training manual, and he never went back on his word. After a dinner break and a bowl of vegetable ramen, Naruto crossed his legs and sat down on a thin mat of woven grass humming a single note to help him focus.

 

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Years later Naruto was placed on a team under Kakashi. Due to his now proper diet and calming himself through meditation, he did fairly well on the bell test, being able to actually touch one once. He still got his ass violated, but hey Kakashi just was dying to stick his fingers there. Naruto actually could have gotten a bell, but Tai Kwan Leep was not something to be used lightly.

 

 

 

After the Chunin Exams Sasuke deserted the Leaf Village and a retrieval squad was sent after him. Soon it was only Naruto and Sasuke left at the valley of the end. Sasuke screamed out his former teammates name, expecting the once Dobe to do the same. Instead Naruto just stood there on the water.

 

“Isn't this getting a little overexcited? Maybe we should meditate on this, come and chant with me. Oooohhhmmm…”

 

“Are you STUPID? I need the power to-“

 

“Ooohhhmmm,” Naruto renewed his chanting slightly louder to over power the monologue.

 

Eyebrow twitching Sasuke screamed, “NOONE interrupts an angsty teen's monologue! DIE!” He charged up his second chidori and ran at Naruto with full intent to kill.

 

“*sigh* You leave me no choice but to use my ultimate technique, even more powerful than the Rasengan. If you had meditated with me perhaps you could have found inner peace too.” Sasuke came closer and closer, finally drawing back his lighting covered arm to strike when a cry came from Naruto. “BOOT TO DA HEAD!!!”

 

Sasuke's sharingan could barely keep up. Naruto pumped more chakra than most SSS-ranked techniques took into his leg then released it all at once to make a lighting fast kick. There was a sickening `thunk' as boot connected to da head. Suddenly Sasuke's world became black.