Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ The Dreaded... High School ❯ The Problem Begins ( Chapter 1 )

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The Dreaded…. High School
The Problem Begins
I don't anything of Naruto; the characters, the story line, none of it.
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(Naruto POV)
It started as any other day, I, was headed for school; somehow I had made it to eleventh grade, and had a busy day ahead of me.
 
Then it happened, “Narutoooo…” oh great it's Sakura, it's not that I don't like her but after going out with her for two years you think she would be a little less annoying, if you, like me, did think that than you're dead wrong.
 
Anyways, I turn around and see Sakura running straight towards me wearing the cherry earrings I got for her birthday two years ago (I don't think I have ever seen her without them on, even during sex. It's kind of creepy.) And jumps straight into my arms, “Oof” is all I am able to grunt out.
 
“God, she is so annoying” I thought to myself.
 
After what seems like forever she finally releases the chokehold she calls a hug and gets off of me and we begin to walk to school, of course Sakura didn't shut up the entire way.
 
After the massive stretch of tile that is known as the hallway we get to homeroom.
 
Of course sitting at the front of the room is one of my favorite teachers, Iruka Umino, I wave and he says, “How are you Naruto? Doing better in math?
 
I simply reply “Pretty good, I been trying harder at math though.” and take my seat next to the smug bastard Sasuke Uchiha, right next to him is his little huddle of fan girls, God I hate him, I really don't know why but isn't usual for other guys to hate the ladies man?
 
He looks at me and smirks as I sit down, “Was he just trying to check out my ass?!” I worried.
 
“What's your problem?” I ask in a huff.
 
“What do you mean dobe?” he replies. Inwardly I find myself staring at his lips as they move.
 
“You were just checking me out when I sat down.”
 
“And if I was, so what? Does it bother or does it make you hot and heavy?” he asks coyly
 
“What?!”
 
“Stop chatting back there boys or I am going to have to send you to the principals office.” says Iruka sharply as class starts.
 
“God, the last thing I want to do is see that bitch Tsunade.” I mutter to myself.
 
“Good, I am glad that we can start class know” as Iruka starts to give some lecture about our futures and how we should prepare for it for the last fifteen minutes of homeroom.
 
After homeroom was over I slipped into the bathroom before first block, just glad to get a little reprieve before I head to math, as I was washing my hands I realized Sasuke had walked in, but it confused me when he just stood behind me.
 
“What do you want?” I asked with a tinge of redness in my cheeks.
 
“Waiting to get to the sink, duh.”
 
“Shut up, you don't have to be a jerk all the time.” I replied bitterly.
 
“Just hurry up dobe.”
 
After I finished I started to leave when Sasuke reached out and grabbed my ass. “What are you doing?!” I practically scream.
 
“You know you enjoy it”
 
“Whatever” I say as I hurriedly leave the bathroom.
 
I can't believe I am saying this but after that little escapade I can't wait till first block, which I usually hate. I mean math is okay but why the hell should I learn this? It's not like I am ever going to use it. Plus the teacher is a complete pervert, his name is Kakashi Hatake.
 
As I stepped into the room I look around and realize Kakashi is late again. “Oh well” I thought to myself as I took my seat next to Shikamaru.
 
After five minutes chatting with Shikamaru and everyone has sat down Kakashi finally walks into the room. The way he is always late makes me despise math even more.
 
“Okay, lets get started.” he says as he sets his stuff down.
 
“Um, K-kakashi-san, what are we doing today?”
 
“Who said that?” he says with an almost bored tone.
 
“I d-did sir” said Hinata, no wonder he couldn't tell who said it, this is like the fourth time she had said a word in this entire semester.
 
“We are going to go over my favorite section of math, parabolas” he said with a small smile. It seemed like a smile anyways, who can tell with that stupid scarf thing covering his face all of the time. Basically the only way you can tell if he is smiling is the way is eyes kinda makes the rainbow curve; how does someone actually do that?
 
“How can he be so fricking happy about math of all things?” I thought to myself while I fumed inwardly.
 
After thirty minutes of Kakashi running his mouth on and on about those stinking parabolas he comes to practical use of them. He says to use them in basketball, graphing the trajectory or something. I wasn't really paying attention. All I could think of was the bathroom incident with Sasuke. Did he have to be so forward all the time?
 
“Naruto…”
 
“Naruto…”
 
“Damn it Naruto if you don't stop daydreaming I will send you to Tsunade-sama's office.”
 
When I finally lift my head up I realize that I had spaced out again in Kakashi's class; not the first time this has happened by the way but I usually come to back to reality before he notices me.
 
“Naruto I want you to stay after class, I need to talk to you.” Kakashi states sharply.
 
“Yeah, okay.” I mutter.
 
After being chewed out for about ten minutes he finally says something about me getting a tutor, saying he has just the person to do it to. I ask him nonchalantly who this mystery person is. He doesn't say anything but motions for someone to come in. I cringe when I see that usual smirk and that lust filled glare, of course it had to be Sasuke; why oh why does it have to be him of all people, anyone but him.
 
“… okay Naruto?”
 
I didn't quite catch what he said so I simply mutter “Yeah.”
 
“Oh good, then Sasuke you will go to Naruto's apartment on Sunday and tutor him to make sure he is ready for the midterms. If he fails I will be very disappointed in both of you.” said Kakashi.
 
“WHY ME?!” I thought to myself, I look over and I realize Kakashi is enjoying watching me squirm. I would have started to plot the many ways I am going to torture this man if I wasn't so shocked by what he said.
 
“That will be just fine, I'll make sure he will learn a lot.” Sasuke said coyly.
 
“Uggh, Sunday is going to totally blow for me.” I mutter low enough so Kakashi can't hear.
 
“You have no idea” Sasuke whispered erotically in my ear.
 
God, the way he does that sends bolts of pleasure straight to my… wait, wait, wait, ignore that last comment, I am so not gay. I am straight, end of story no questions asked.