Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ The Dreaded... High School ❯ WHAT A BITCH! ( Chapter 5 )

Yeah this is my fuck the world chapter because I am totally pissed as we speak, not only did I have to write this long hand and then retype now I am grounded from my date with an angel, I'm sorry Brandon. ARRGHH!! But now that I think about it I have one of the fastest output of chapters in media miner. I wait weeks for a new chapter from my fav writers but they never come, some take a month to write three pages, I take 5 hours. WTF

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Chap 5 WHAT A BITCH!!

 

Naruto POV

`Thoughts' “Speech” Flashback

 

“Narutooo…., wake up you fucking slut.” someone screamed at me.

 

“Huhn?” I mutter trying to get my bearings.

 

“I said wake up.” mystery person again.

 

“Who are you?” I mumble trying to figure out why I can't open my eyes.

 

“Open your eyes and see for yourself you cheating asshole.”

 

`Wait, cheating?' I know who this is, I should have realized it from the beginning.

 

“I said open your eyes Naruto.”

 

“Sakura, I have two things to say to you: one, I can't open my eyes because you have blackened them both; and two, you've annoyed Dancing Moon Leaf and Teioke Shay by not letting me and Sasuke get jiggy with it, I may never get my cookie.”

 

“Too fucking bad you whore, I thought you loved me so I thought to myself today `Gee Sakura, lets go see what darling Naruto' then you have the audacity to not open the door and then I find you getting ready to get Sasuke's dick acquainted with your mouth.”

 

“In my defense I couldn't answer the door because I was busy, by the way could you untie me?” I said as smugly as I could considering I was tied up at the time”

 

“No you can't be untied Naruto because I haven't finished with you yet” Sakura said with an evil glint in her eyes.

 

“What do you mean `done with me'?!” I ask worriedly.

 

I realize now while standing in my boxers beaten and bruised during a cold Tokyo winter that those words were probably the worst words I could have ever said.

 

“Hehehe, nice outfit Naruto”

 

`Who the fuck is bothering me now?' I thought angrily

 

“Sakura said she caught you cheating on her with Sasuke, is that true?”

 

Oh, I know who this is, it should have been obvious from all that fucking purple, what an eyesore. “Not really Ino, we didn't have time to do anything.”

 

“Next time you decide to fuck Sasuke can I watch?” Ino asked like it was the most natural question in the world. She might as well as asked Kiba if she could eat Akamaru.

 

“No you fucking voyeur, take your fantasies elsewhere.

 

“Whatever Naruto.” she said as she sped off in her Mercedes, god I hate that fucking spoiled brat bitch.

 

“Now you got your self a problem Naruto, your totally lost, in your boxers, and have no way to get home, can this day get any worse?” I say to myself

 

“Yo, Naruto..” of course wouldn't you know it, Kakashi. Yeah Naruto your day just got ten times worse.

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I had to give props to my two biggest reviewers sooner or later so I decided to do it in this chapter. I want to go ahead and let you in on something for the next chapter, it will be in Kakashi POV and have a surprise Iruka cameo. By the way a voyeur who enjoys watching other people fuck, I figured you just want to know if you didn't know what it meant in the first place.