Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ The Prettiful Gardener ❯ Chapter 3 ( Chapter 3 )

Chapter 3

 

“Hey!” a guy in pink armor yelled. “Who are you two?”

“I'm Princess Naruto and this is Prince Sasuke. Who are you?” Naruto asked.

“My name is Donut. I'm on the red team.”

“Why's your armor pink?” Sasuke asked.

It's not pink its lightish red!” Donut protested.

“Whatever…” Sasuke said not really wanting to get into a fight with the pink guy.

“Come on.” Donut said grabbing Sasuke's and Naruto's hands. “Sarge is going to want to meet you.”

So they followed Donut into the red base.

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“Hey Church what are they doing?”

“The same thing they were doing five minutes ago. There still just standing there and talking.”

“What are they talking about?”

“You know I fucking hate you.”

“Hey look.” Tucker said. “They've got two new soldiers.”

“You're right… for once.” Church said. “Hmmm…it looks like tow guys and ones wearing a dress. There not even wearing armor. They must be really bad soldiers; the red team must be getting desperate.”

“Yeah.” Tucker agreed.

“Hey what are you doing?” Tex asked.

“Watching the red team.”

“Yeah they've got two new soldiers and one of them is wearing a dress!”

“Weird. Let me see.”

“No way Tex.”

Tex gave Church the death glare.

“Yeah ok here you go!”

“Holy crap there both guys, and one of them is hot.”

“Waiting…I thought that you said one was wearing a dress…”Tucker said confused.

“Great more cross dressers.” Church rolled his eyes.

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Naruto frowned. “Why must we wear armor?”

“Why boy, doncha know nothin!?” Sarge exclaimed. “There's a war! Surely you wouldn't want to go at the bullets butt-naked.!”

Sasuke paused, uncertain.

“I guess we'll be fighting after all…” Naruto sighed.

“Who are we fighting?” Sasuke asked.

“The blues.' Griff responded. When the two newcomers drew blank faces, he proceeded to explain. “The guys in the blue armor.”

“So…you're fighting them because they have blue armor. Why?”

“Well…because…” Simmons stared at Sarge. “Why do we fight sir?”

“Cause they're the blues!”

“Right, cause they're the blues!” Simmons said.

Deciding not to bother with any more questions, Sasuke and Naruto changed into orange (Naruto) and black (Sasuke) armor.

“Boy if your gonna join the red team, ye got to wear red armor.” Sarge said.

`I'm NOT wearing pink.” Sasuke snarled.

“Oh Sasuke would be so cute in pink armor.” Naruto exclaimed.

“No way!” Sasuke yelled.

“Then we'll just have to kill you.” Sarge said.

“NO!” Naruto yelled. “I'll change his clothes!”

“What?!” Sasuke said with a deep blush as Naruto pulled him away to a deeper part of the base.