Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ The Prettiful Gardener ❯ Chapter 4 ( Chapter 4 )

Chapter 4

 

Sasuke blushed even more as Naruto closed the door. The boy grinned.

"Now that we're alone..."

"Um...Princess..." Sasuke mumbled, but Naruto was already stripping off his clothes.

"Ah, hell with it." said Sasuke and started making out with Naruto. While they were making out, Donut came in. Seeing Sasuke and Naruto, he paused.

"Um...sorry..." he mumbled. "I didn't mean to...intrude...I didn't realize you were busy..."

Naruto got angry and stuck a plasma grenade to Donut. BOOM! And Donut was no more.

"Um...Princess?" Sasuke said, shocked.

Naruto quickly began to make out with Sasuke again.

20 MINUTES LATER

Both Naruto and Sasuke came out dressed in black armor and both were shouldering a shot gun.

"What are you two color blind?! That's black not red! And where the hell is Donut?"

Naruto laughed evilly. "We killed him you fool. Red team sucks. Do you honestly think i would let you live?!" Naruto growled.

Sasuke was surprised once again. First he finds out Princess Naruto was a guy, then he had sex with him, then he realized he was in love with him, then he finds out he's in a war. Naruto blew up a pink dude and now he was saying scary stuff, And not exactly in that order.

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Far away at Blue base, Tucker was still spying on them.

"Damn there still standing and talking..." he cursed. "wait...oh look Church! Two black guys just threw out a red's dead body and are now jumping on it violently! Goodness, anger management..." Tucker looked a Church. "Some freelancers, maybe..."

"Shit..." Church swore. "They're coming this way. Tucker, I don't trust those two, i need you to go down there and...Tucker?" Church looked around, only to find Tucker gone. "You asshole coward...' Church growled, but decided it was best to take cover too.

In the seemly deserted blue base, a single movement showed. Caboose came running, looking around.

"Hey Church, I finished sorting your socks, all the right and left." Caboose stopped. "Church? Tucker? Anyone?"

*echo*

"Hey you!"

"Yikes! Oh Church, you scared me. Oh, hey Tucker, there you are. Why are you wearing black?"