Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ The Prettiful Gardener ❯ Chapter 11 ( Chapter 11 )

Chapter 11

 

“I left the water running back at home. I'm sorry…” Naruto wept.

Church slapped his forehead.

Tucker blinked. “You two are the weirdest couple I've ever seen…maybe even weirder than Caboose and that tank lady…”

Caboose looked up form the roll of toilet paper he was cutting into shapes. “What about Sheila?”

“Nothing idiot, just keep doing whatever it is you're doing and shut up.” Church said.

 

While they were talking, Naruto and Sasuke were on top of each other kissing.

“My god…” Church said and looked away. Tucker watched.

“Tucker your gross!” Church yelled.

“Ya know what there doing to each other looks like fun.”

“Gross why would you want to do those things?”

Tucker shrugged. “Why wouldn't I? We really don't have any women around here so why not…I can't believe I didn't think of it. No who should I do?”

Church sighed. “I'm going to be sick. Tucker shrugged and continued to watch.

“Lets get married.” Naruto said finally.

“We are getting married you numnut.”

“WHAT!” *angry anime sign*

“Nothing darling.” *anime sweat drop*

Finally Sasuke got off of Naruto and turned to the blue team.

“Although you're all mindless retards, pervs and foul mouths, I do owe the Princess's life to you.” Sasuke said.

“Your welcome!” Tucker said.

“Please show us the way back to our world.”

“Um…” Tucker turned to Church. “That's…um…err…well…”

“It's impossible.” Church cut off.