Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Three Years Changes Everything ❯ Chapter 1: The Return ( Chapter 1 )

Three Years Changes Everything

 

Chapter 1: The Return

 

 

 

NOTE FROM ME: Okay, felt like writing a weird story about our hero, Naruto! A bit of a parody fic too. This story begins right when Naruto is about to return to Konoha. He has been with Jiriya for three years, three years and four months to be exact. And if you want to know Naruto's age in this fic, he is 16 years and 8 months old. Oh, and there will be way more cussing then normal in this chap. That's about it for my note. I DON'T OWN NARUTO! BE GLAD I DONT!!!! LAWERS, GET OUTA MY HOUSE! Oh yes, sometimes with a new paragraph the perspective of who the story looks over changes, and sometimes even goes back in time a lil. And yes, I do love two or more girls going after one guy in romances.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Tenten walked, no stomped, through the street. Her eyes were murderous, beyond comprehension.

 

“Hello Tenten! Today is such a good day! I can feel youth and energy in the air!” Lee greeted. Just then a kunai went whizzing at his neck, and he barely dodged. His neck was slightly cut and bleeding on the side, if he didn't move he would have been dead. “Tenten what-“ He was interrupted by fifty kunai flying at him. “WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!” the green beast through off his weights in a flash and began running for his life. No one dared to approach Tenten and everyone began backing away as far as they could from her.

 

The weapon mistress gritted her teeth and clenched her fists. `That damn bastard!' she thought. `That fucking damn dick! That peace of shit! Him and his fucking destiny speeches! Get over that shit! What an ignorant fucking cock! I want to stick my katana up his ass!' A dark aura encircled Tenten and everyone within a 100 meter radius began running away. `How dare he!? All those times we practiced together! I ask the dick out and he says “I have no interest in you whatsoever. Get lost.” That fucking voice and tone! All those things I did for him! All those fucking times! The thousands of spars I did with him! And he doesn't even care!' “THAT MOTHERFUCKER NEJI!!!” she screamed.

 

 

Temari walked, no stomped, through the street. Her eyes were murderous, beyond comprehension.

 

“Hey Temari, it's kind of hot today,” her brother Kankurou greeted. Suddenly the enraged kunoichi swung her fan as the wind slightly cut her brother's shoulder; he was ale to move out of the way slightly. “Temari what the hell-“ Kankurou stopped and his expression turned to pure fear as Temari swung the huge fan once again.

 

“Eat shit! Kiri Kiri Mai!” Temari shouted as a huge weasel poofed out of the wind and whacked Kankurou with its giant scythe.

 

“WAAAAAAAAAA!!!” the puppeteer flew into the air, disappearing into oblivion. No one dared to approach Temari and everyone began backing away from her as far as they could.

 

The wind mistress gritted her teeth and clenched her fists. `Damn that lazy-ass piece of shit!' she thought. `That asswipe! That fucking slob! Him and his fucking attitude and fucking clouds! Get over that shit! What a dick! What a motherfucking lazy-ass imbecile!' a dark aura encircled Temari and everyone in a 100 meter radius began running away for their lives. `What the fuck did he think he was doing? I ask the asswipe out and he says “I don't like you. You're too troublesome. Besides, Ino would make a better wife.” That fucking voice and tone! All the fucking time I spent with him! All the time I saved his damn hide! He doesn't even fucking care!' “YOU CAN GO LICK CHOUJI'S FAT ASS SHIKAMARU!!!” she hollered.

 

 

The blonde shinobi hopped, no leaped, through the trees. He had a huge smile on his face, beyond comprehension.

 

“Oi Naruto, I'm going somewhere else for some business. You go into Konoha by yourself,” Jiriya told the Kyubi container.

 

“OK!” he replied as the hermit disappeared in a puff of smoke. Naruto zoomed through the trees as he made his way to the entrance gate of Konoha. When he got there, two ANBU checked his ID and then let him through.

 

`Oh my god I'm so hungry,' Naruto thought. `I'm so numb too. I thought ero-sennin would just peek on girls for the whole three years but he actually trained me! Way too much even! But I haven't eaten for a whole day on our journey back here. Time to go to Ichiraku Ramen! Ramen! Ramen! Ramen! Delicious ramen! Ramen! So hungry! Ramen! Ramen!' he sprinted through Konoha kicking up dust behind him. “So hungry need ramen!” he said out loud.

 

 

The two vicious enraged kunoichis walked through the streets, and the streets met up in a cross street forcing them to meet. Temari saw that Tenten was as angry as her. Tenten saw that Temari was as enraged as her. The two walked toward each other. They were friends now, since a while ago Temari apologized for how she acted at the first Chuunin exam they took, and Tenten forgave her. The two kunoichi were friends from there on.

 

“Temari why are you so angry?” Tenten asked.

 

“Because of some fucking asswipe!” Temari answered.

 

“Really!? Me too!” Tenten said. The two girls thought about those boys. “Damn assholes!” they shouted in unison.

 

“So who's yours?” the blonde asked.

 

“Fucking Neji. Yours?” the brunette replied.

 

“Lazy-ass Shikamaru! Fuck him!” Temari yelled.

 

“All the time I spent training and doing things for him!” the weapon mistress shouted.

 

“All the times I've been with him and saved him!” the wind mistress yelled back.

 

“I thought he had feelings for me,” Tenten said.

 

“Same,” Temari replied. “You know what?”

 

“What?”

 

“Fuck men! I never want to have a relationship with one again!”

 

“Ditto!”

 

“They are all scum!”

 

“Damn them!”

 

“We will never,” Temari began. “Get attached to them again,” Tenten finished. They shook hands. Suddenly, someone ran into them and they fell onto the ground. They looked up to see who was careless enough to do that.

 

 

Naruto rushed through Konoha, his hair wildly flapping behind him from the speed he was going at. To anyone by him, it would seem like he was just a flash of colors. The village seemed the same, the sights, the scents, the noises. The only thing different was that Tsunade's face was put on the cliffside. But Naruto didn't want the village to change and was happy it didn't.

 

The blonde ninja wasn't looking where he was going. He collided into two people making them fall down and him falling down as well.

 

Naruto quickly jumped back to his feet. “Oh, I'm so sorry! Didn't look where I was going,” he said while scratching the back of his head. Then, he held out a hand to each of the girls to help them up.

 

One had blonde hair (but it wasn't as yellow as Naruto's) and it was tied into four pony tails. She had dark blue yes and was almost as tall as Naruto, about an inch shorter. She had a large rack, and very and very noticeable legs that guys would drool over. Her legs were covered in fishnet down to her knees. She also had a very nice tan, and was currently wearing a blue mini skirt, along with a white shirt that had sleeves that went down to her elbows. She had an extremely nice ass, along with a sand head protector tied around her waist.

 

The other girl had dark brown hair tied into two buns. She had a very cute face and chocolate colored eyes. Her breasts were even larger than the other girl's, but just slightly. She was wearing black pants and a pink T-shirt that had its sleeves cut off. She had a leaf head protector wrapped right above her left elbow. She was about half a foot shorter than Naruto.

 

“Wait, aren't you… Temari-san? Gaara's sister? And you are… Tenten-san? The girl on Lee and Neji's team?” Naruto asked.

 

 

Temari looked up confused. Who was this? And he knew her name? What does he have to do with Gaara? She examined him. `Boy, is he hot. I'd like him to be my first,' she thought.

 

Tenten looked confused at the guy who ran into her. Who was he? How did he know her and her teammates? `He has a leaf head protector on. Is he a ninja? I never seen him before, but he is so handsome! And those muscles. I would like to lick melted chocolate and whip cream off his body,' Tenten thought.

 

The two bewildered girls looked at the hunk who was trying to help them up. He had blonde hair, brighter and more yellowish than Temari's. It was spiky (spikier than when he was a kid) and was also tied into a short ponytail, yet slightly longer than Shikamaru's (A.N. think of Jiriya's ponytail but make it shorter and smaller). He had a handsome masculine face with three whisker-like marks on each check, which just made him look better. His blue eyes were gorgeous and his smile almost made Temari and Tenten faint. The mysterious ninja was wearing an orange shirt with a long green vest over it. On the back of the vest there was a red swirly circle symbol (the one that used to be on the back of his old jacket). He was also wearing baggy black pants. Even though he was wearing clothes, you could tell he was very muscular. He was exactly perfect, like a guy who came from a girl's fantasy. The two girls grabbed his hand, Temari his right and Tenten his left, and he pulled them up.

 

“Who are you?” Temari asked.

 

“And how do you know us?” Tenten added.

 

“You guys don't remember me?” Naruto asked. They shook their heads, still staring at him. “I'm Naruto.”

 

“N-Naruto!? The one who put sense into my brother!? What happened to you!? You used to be short! Now you're the sexiest person I ever seen!” Temari shouted, and Naruto slightly blushed at her comment.

 

“So you came back to Konoha!? Is it really you!? How can you be this hot!?” Tenten exclaimed.

 

“I'm not that hot,” Naruto said sweatdropping.

 

“Yes you are!” Both of them said at the same time. `Screw that “I won't get attached to men” comment. This opportunity can't pass by!' both kunoichis simultaneously thought.

 

“Well, I haven't eaten for a whole day, so I'm hungry. See ya,” he said as he was about to walk away.

 

“I'll come with you. Naru-kun you can be my boyfriend,” Tenten grinned rather seductively while grabbing on to Naruto's arm.

 

“Huh?” he asked. `Naru-kun!?'

 

“He obviously wants to be my boyfriend. You're coming with me Naru-kun,” Temari stated bossily and grabbed Naruto's other arm pulling him away from Tenten.

 

“What the hell!? I asked him first!” the weapon mistress yelled, grabbing back onto the blonde shinobi's arm.

 

“What's your point?” the wind mistress replied.

 

`What the hell? Naruto was thinking. `Girls arguing over me? No that can't be it! Can it?'

 

Naruto felt the grips on him loosen and a second later a huge gust of wind erupted behind him. He turned around to see the girls were in all-out combat now. A house was hit by the massive gust of wind and began crumbling in an array of dust. Weapons were flying everywhere. `Are they fighting over me? No time to think, just run. Gotta eat! Hungry!' the Kyubi container thought as he began sprinting to his favorite ramen stand.

 

The girls saw this and stopped fighting. “Naru-kun!” they yelled chasing him, but were no where near the speed of Naruto and soon lost him.

 

 

The blonde ninja was hungry; he wasn't going to think of anything else until he ate. He sprinted, being nothing but a blur to others. He smelled it before he saw it and he instantly sat down. Ichiraku ramen! He was finally here! Naruto almost drooled. The man that owns the stand was currently serving another customer so Naruto sat down, hoping the man would be done soon. Yet Naruto's turn never came.

 

Naruto felt hands on his shoulder and he was pulled backward, suddenly surrounded by a crowd of at least 12 very pretty girls he never even seen before. Their hands were trying to touch him, and some were, in places Naruto didn't feel comfortable. They were also trying to jump on him and get him down.

 

“Hello handsome!” one yelled.

 

“Do you have a girlfriend!?” another shouted.

 

“What's your name!?”

 

“Where have you been all my life!?”

 

“Have sex with me!”

 

Naruto was confused. What the hell was going on? `Wait, do I suddenly have fangirls? I haven't been in Konoha for fifteen minutes yet! Is this what Sasuke used to feel like? Aaaaaah I just want to eat!' Naruto thought. “Listen, umm, I'm really hungry can I eat please?” he tried asking, still very confused.

 

“Aww the cutie wants to eat!”

 

“I'll mouth feed you!”

 

Before Naruto even noticed he was on the ground, and two girls even had their hands down his pants and were blushing beyond belief. Just then a gust of wind came and blew away some of the girls, followed by a massive amount of weapons.

 

 

Tenten and Temari quickly lost Naruto in the chase. They had no idea he was that fast.

 

“I bet he is going to that Ichiraku place,” the brunette said.

 

“Oh,” Temari replied. They both ran toward the ramen stand shoving aside anyone they bumped into on the way. As their destination came into view they saw girls huddled around someone. That someone was Naruto.

 

“Hey bitches! He is mine!” Temari yelled as she swung her fan.

 

“No, mine!” Tenten yelled and threw hundreds of weapons from her scrolls. The girls were blown away and others retreated due to the flying weapons. Naruto was now un-surrounded and bewildered at the same time. The two kunoichis didn't waste any time and ran at him.

 

“Naru-kun!” they both yelled as they jumped and hugged him. POOF! There was a log where Naruto was moments ago. He had used kawarimi.

 

“Damn!” Tenten said frustrated.

 

“I'll make that sexy bastard mine!” temari said clenching her fist. Then the two girls stared at each other. “This means we are rivals!” they both said.

 

 

Naruto had barely any time to use kawarimi. He was now jumping from roof to roof. The blonde shinobi was now heading for the Hokage's tower. Something weird was going on. He entered the huge tower and began climbing up the spiral staircase. He got to the top floor and was searching for Tsunade's room. Without expecting it, he ran into Sakura. Her hair was half a foot longer, and her outfit was different but it was still pink and white. “Sakura-chan!”

 

Sakura stared at the hot person talking to her. “Who are you?”

 

Naruto grinned. “It's me Naruto! Listen you gotta help me, something-“

 

Sakura interrupted. “N-Naruto!?”

 

“Yup.” Naruto did his fox-like grin that could only belong to him.

 

The pink haired kunoichi stared at the extremely sexy shinobi in front of her. How could Naruto be this hot? He was 10 times hotter than Sasuke! Just that moment, the obsession Sakura had for Sasuke shattered into a billion pieces and disintegrated. “Hey Naru-kun, you know that crush you used to have on me?”

 

`Naru-kun again?' he thought. “Uh, yeah.”

 

“Well, let's make it come true,” Sakura said rather seductively as she wrapped her arms around Naruto's neck and tried pulling him in for a kiss.

 

The blonde shinobi broke out of her hold and began running for Tsunade's office. `Oh fuck, even Sakura!' He saw her office and quickly ran inside slamming the door shut. The Hokage put down the papers she was looking at and gazed up.

 

“Oba-chan! You have to help me!” he almost yelled.

 

“Who the hell are you!? And how dare you call me that!?” she got out of her chair, her fist clenched and a huge vein on her forehead.

 

“Wait, it's me, Naruto!” the scared Naruto said.

 

“Naruto?” Tsunade examined him. “Is that really you?”

 

“Yea.”

 

“I still hate being called oba-chan!!!” she yelled as she punched him and sent him flying into a wall, almost going through it.

 

“Ouch, take it easy,” he said rubbing his head. “Ob- I mean Tsunade-sama, you gotta help me!” Naruto yelled.

 

The Hokage sat back down. “What is it? You just returned, what could your problem be?”

 

“It's weird! Like every girl I see tries to go after me!” Naruto replied.

 

“Well duh. Naruto you are frickin' hot!” Tsunade answered.

 

“I am?”

 

“You're sexier than Kakashi with his mask off,” she replied.

 

Naruto never seen his teacher without a mask, but he was still surprised. “Really?”

 

“Take a look,” Tsunade passed him a hand mirror.

 

Naruto brought it up to his face and looked at it. “Oh my fucking god is that me!?” he yelled. Tsunade sweatdropped. “Is this mirror like magical or something?” Naruto asked.

 

“No, it's a normal mirror. That's you!”

 

“Are you serious!? Oh my god!!!” The Hokage sweatdropped once again.

 

Suddenly, the door opened. “Tsunade-sama is Naruto here?” Sakura asked, and smiled when she saw that he was. “Now, Naru-kun, let's go back to that kiss.”

 

“Oh shit! I gotta run!” Naruto said about to jump out the window when Tsunade grabbed him and pulled him toward her.

 

“Naruto what the hell are you doing? If my apprentice wants to kiss you, you kiss her!” Tsunade said loudly.

 

“Sakura-chan is your apprentice now?” Naruto asked confused.

 

“Yes, and if she wants to kiss you, she can. If she wants to have sex with you, she can,” the Hokage said.

 

`Oh my fucking god! NOOOOOOOO!' Naruto thought. Sakura then pushed Naruto down on the floor, and got on top of him, pushing her breasts against his chest. “Now, Naru-kun. I want you to fuck me,” she said.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Kind of a cliffhanger ending, mwahahaha Naruto is in for a lot in this story. It might take me a really long time to update though. Me really not in a writing mood.