Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Three Years Changes Everything ❯ Chapter 2: Escape ( Chapter 2 )

Three Years Changes Everything

 

Chapter 2: Escape

 

 

 

Note From Me: Wow, I got a lot of reviews, and no flames! Kool, thanks everyone! Please keep reviewing! This story is going to be a bit of naruharem but mainly narutentema. I couldn't really think of a name for this chap, so I just gave it the name Escape because he gets away from the girls a lot in this chap. Oh, and I made a really huge twist on Hinata, mwahahahaahaha! K, on to the story! Total Hinata personality change!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

“Now Naruto I want you to fuck me,” Sakura said.

 

Naruto had been gone for three years and he really learned to use the power of the Kyubi. He also learned that he could go to the cage of the giant furball and talk to it. Spending about five minutes in there would only result in a second or two in the real world. Right now Naruto went to talk to the fox.

The scenery changed and Naruto was in a large damp room with a huge cell in front of him. “Kyubi?” Naruto called out. He saw the giant furball in the corner of its cage, and it was laughing!

 

“AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!” it was half snickering half laughing.

 

“What the hell!? Kyubi I'm in trouble here! How am I gonna get out of this!?” Naruto yelled.

 

“Hahaha, I'm going to enjoy watching you get laid!” the ninetails replied.

 

“What? No seriously, help me!”

 

“If I could I would help hold you down.”

 

“Screw you! You're no help at all! Fuck, now what?”

 

“See if what's pink up there is pink down there.”

 

After a second Naruto realized what the Kyubi meant. “Shut up. Oh I know, I'll use a jutsu to get outta this!”

 

“No kid! Get laid! Please!?”

 

“Fuck you!” Naruto yelled and gave the Kyubi the middle finger.

 

“You are not getting any of my chakra ever again then.”

 

“Go fuck yourself,” Naruto said and left the room of the fucked-up furball and returned to reality. Sakura was just done taking Naruto's pants off, while he formed a few seals without her noticing at an extremely fast rate.

 

Now Sakura slipped off the orange boxers Naruto was wearing. Yet where Naruto's manhood was supposed to be there was…

 

“KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! N-Naruto is a girl!?” Sakura screamed at the top of her lungs. Then, the floor turned into ramen and the `girl Naruto' sunk down into the noodles and disappeared from site. Sakura was slowly sinking too.

 

“Sakura this is a gengitsu!” Tsunade yelled from across the room, she was drowning as well into the miso pork ramen that seemed to be everywhere.

 

Sakura made the tiger seal and yelled, “Kai!(Dispel)” the ramen then began disappearing and the room returned to normal, yet Naruto was long gone.

 

“Damn! I didn't know he knew gengitsu!” Sakura yelled. (“I wanted to fuck him senseless!” Inner Sakura shouted.)

 

“We'll get him next time… yawn…” suddenly the Hokage fell asleep and dropped to the floor. Sakura guessed that she was drinking sake earlier, due to her passing out, and decided to leave the room to see if she could still find Naruto.

 

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Naruto was once again running through Konoha. He was going straight home; this day was just too weird for him. Naruto was hoping that three year old instant cup ramen still tasted good, because he was not going to eat outside in plain view of any girls. He needed to figure out how the hell he was going to deal with this.

 

Hinata was sitting on a bench on the side of the road. She just finished putting her blue nail polish on. Right before Naruto left on his three year journey, the Hyuuga girl promised herself that she would change, and change she did. Hinata went through an extremely drastic change. She wasn't shy; in fact she was the exact opposite. Hinata, in fact, had turned into a slut.

 

She grew her hair and it now went down almost to her waist and always wore very flashy clothes. Today she was wearing a light blue shirt that went down to only her bellybutton and had no sleeves. It was a buttoned shirt and she kept some of the buttons open so you could partially see her dark blue bra, and her breasts were very large. Hinata also wore a navy blue skirt that was ripped almost all the way up on her right leg. Her fighting skills dramatically increased as well but she was still not as good as Neji. One thing that didn't change was her loyalty to Naruto, even though she would seduce guys for fun sometimes.

 

Just then, Hinata saw somebody running passed her. She thought the guy looked hot so she grabbed his sleeve and stopped him. He paused to his what happened and Hinata got a full view of him, and she realized how sexy he was (she didn't know it was Naruto).

 

“Hey hottie, wanna go out?” she asked. Hinata would go out with very hot guys, seduce them, and then beat them and take their wallets. It was all great fun and she liked to do it.

 

Naruto looked at the extremely sluttish girl that managed to stop him. `She must be a ninja. Hey, those eyes!' he thought. “Hey, are you a Hyuuga?” he asked.

 

“Yea, hon. Hyuuga Hinata is the name,” she said leaning close to him, showing him some of her cleavage.

 

Naruto almost fainted, but if he did he would most likely get raped so he tried not to. “WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!??!?!?!?!?!?” he yelled at the top of his lungs. `How could this be that shy, stuttering girl!? What the hell happened to Konoha while I was gone!?' Naruto thought.

 

“Eh, do you know me or something?” she asked.

 

“Are you really Hinata? I'm N-Naruto…” Naruto stuttered, still very shocked.

 

`Wait, those marks on his cheeks, his eyes! He is Naruto!' Hinata thought. “Oh my god, Naruto! This is even better than I thought it would be, I never knew you would be this hot! Now lets get down to business.” The Hyuuga girl grinned and began stripping.

 

“The fuck!? Hinata what are you doing!?” Naruto yelled covering his eyes.

 

“Stripping for you. I'm going to bear your child, so lets do it, right here right now. I've been waiting for this for so long,” Hinata replied. “Huh!? Hey Naru-kun come back, come on fuck me!” she then yelled when Naruto started running away.

 

But Naruto was already out of sight and in his small apartment panting. He locked all the doors and windows, and even moved his sofa in front of the door. What happened to Konoha? It looked the same yet it changed so much. He would definitely have to somehow get used and overcome what has been going on, yet the blonde shinobi was too tired so he decided to think about it later.

 

Naruto decided to eat, so he put the water in the kettle and turned the stove on. When the kettle started whistling he poured the steaming water on his ramen. After a few minutes of waiting to let it cool down, he dug in. Three year old ramen tasted the same to him, so he was glad. He also noticed his house was exactly the same way he left it, every scroll was in the same position, and he was also glad. When he was little someone raided his house once, so Naruto was relieved nobody did that while he was gone.

 

The Kyubi container then went to take a shower. The sprinkling warm water felt good on his tired body. He thanked God that no one attacked him while he was in it. After he dried himself, he double checked if his house was completely impenetrable. Making sure it was, he then fell on his bed and got into a comfortable position. His eyelids soon dropped and he fell into a deep dreamless sleep.

 

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The blonde shinobi woke up at 11 A.M. the next day. He was so glad that there wasn't a perverted man around that would usually make him get up at 6 A.M. and then make him run laps. Taking a break from all the training with Jiraiya felt great.

 

Naruto lazily stumbled to his closet, and decided to wear normal clothes. He put on black shorts and a blood red shirt. He still put on his kunai pouch and his head protector, though. Naruto ate ramen for breakfast, but to his disappointment, he was only able to eat two servings of it, because that was the last remains of food in his house.

 

When he finished he walked to the door, he had to go shopping for food. He looked at the sofa and wondered why it was there, he just decided to ignore it and move it out of the way. “I had the weirdest dream yesterday,” he yawned to himself. Naruto then unlocked the door and stepped outside to find…

 

About 25 girls were crowded around his home, and as soon as they saw him come out they tried to lunge at him and began screaming his name and other dirty things. “No! It wasn't a dream!” Naruto almost yelled. `And that's why the sofa was there!' he thought to himself. Just then, a brunette emerged from the group and got near Naruto.

 

“Hey Naru-kun, why don't you forget those losers and be my boyfriend?” Tenten asked while stroking the boy's cheek.

 

Suddenly, a brilliant idea hit Naruto. “Why of course Ten-chan,” he said and quickly kissed her cheek. “Let's have sex at your house later but right now I got to go!” Naruto said. All the girls grew dark auras and were furious, Tenten was barely able to pull out a weapon before the girls lunged at her and tried to beat her up. The attention wasn't on Naruto and this gave him an opening to quickly run away. As the brunette tried to defend herself from the horde of angry girls, she realized that Naruto had tricked her and began cussing, while trying to get away from the furious girls who were trying to maul her.

 

Naruto ran down the street for only two seconds before he stopped and realized his head was between two large, soft, jiggly objects. Naruto looked up. His face was sandwiched between Temari's breasts and she was looking down and smiling at him. (A.N. You know how the ninjas in Naruto run, slightly crouched with their arms behind them, that's why he was level with Temari's chest.)

 

“Why Naru-kun, if you wanted to do this you should have said so. I would gladly let you do anything you want to me. How about we go somewhere private for some bonding?” Temari said in a very very seductive tone, while pushing Naruto's face even more into her breasts and wrapping her leg around his. The wind mistress had actually planned to stand in the middle of the street because she knew this would be the escape route Naruto would use when he ran from the girls that were at his door.

 

“Temari, I can't breath,” Naruto managed to say. Then there was a cloud of smoke as the Naruto disappeared.

 

“What!? A kage bunshin!? But when, and what…how… arg! Just… DAMN IT! I'll get you eventually Naru-kun!” the frustrated Temari yelled. She had no idea if Naruto switched with his clone or was a clone to begin with and was confused, which made her mad. “How does he keep getting away?” she muttered.

 

Tenten then ran up to Temari, she was panting heavily from the fight with all the girls, but miraculously managed to get away. “Where did Naruto go?” the weapon mistress asked.

 

“He got away,” Temari replied.

 

“Damn, he got away from me too,” the brunette frowned.

 

“Hey Tenten since we can't get Naruto as rivals, lets team up and try to get him,” the wind mistress suggested.

 

“Yeah! But still, most of the girls in Konoha have seen Naruto by now, it will be hard to make him ours.”

 

“But we will right?”

 

“Fuck yeah!”

 

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Naruto had managed to get away from all the girls in sight, and was currently hiding in an alleyway behind a dumpster, wondering what the hell he was supposed to do. He had no food at his house and needed to buy some, but if a girl saw him he would be screwed. How would he survive in this `new' Konoha?

 

The blonde shinobi then heard footsteps coming from nearby. He saw some one walk down the alley he was in. the person looked around his age and was wearing a large grey jacket, and had ragged brown hair. He also had a Konoha head protector, and one red triangle mark streaked along each cheek. There was a medium sized dog walking behind him (it was Akamaru but he grew over the years so now he is bigger). Naruto heard that this person was complaining to himself.

 

“Damn, all the girls are bickering of some new hot guy in town. It's hard enough to get girls as it is! And now like half of the entire female population is focused on one guy! Damn this village, I'll never get a girlfriend! I'll never get under someone's bra, this sucks!” the person muttered to himself.

 

By now, Naruto recognized who the person was. “K-Kiba? Oi, is that you?” the blonde shinobi came out from behind the dumpster and asked.

 

“Huh, who are you and what are you doing behind a dumpster?” Kiba wondered.

 

“Dog-boy you have to help me!” Naruto wailed, while shaking Kiba.

 

`Hey, who-“ Kiba was interrupted by his dog, Akamaru, barking. “What!? Akamaru this is Naruto!?” Kiba asked.

 

“Yeah, but-“ Naruto tried to say.

 

“Dude, you totally changed! Welcome back to Konoha buddy!” Kiba interrupted.

 

“You haven't changed at all, but-“

 

“Hey I changed, I now take showers more than once a week and-“

 

“Arg! Kiba just listen to me!”

 

“What?”

 

“Like all the girls I run into, like…” Naruto didn't finish because Kiba interrupted him once again.

 

“Wait! You're the guy all the girls are talking about!? Dude, you're so lucky! How many did you have sex with? Hey can I borrow some chicks? Please! I'll repay you! Come on lend some to your bud,” the Inuzuka bellowed, while slapping Naruto on the back rather hard. “By the way, glad you finally got rid of that horrid orange jumpsuit!”

 

“No, Kiba. I don't want all the girls after me! I've been trying to avoid them!” Naruto shouted.

 

“What the hell!? Are you nuts!? Do you know how much I would pay to be in your situation!? Wait… oh my god you're gay aren't you!!” Kiba yelled, backing slightly away.

 

“The fuck!? I'm not gay, muttface!! I just don't want so many girls going after me plus-“

 

“Hey, dobe. Don't call me muttface!” Kiba interrupted once again.

 

“Bark! Bark!” Akamru said something but it was ignored.

 

“K, sorry dog-boy, but I need to shop for food and crap, how do I do everything I need to with the frikin' horde of girls after me?” Naruto asked.

 

“Why don't you just use henge?” Kiba suggested.

 

“Oh… Oh yea I can do that!” Naruto said happily.

 

“Geesh, you still are a dobe,” the Inuzuka said.

 

“It just slipped my mind! And you still smell and are a dog freak, but thanks for helping me!” and with that Naruto ran off.

 

“But still, eventually can you get me some girls?” Kiba yelled at the retreating figure and then sighed. “Sigh, I'll never get a girlfriend Akamaru.”

 

“Bark! Bark!” replied the dog. (Translation: Sucker, I already made four bitches mine!)

 

“That really doesn't help!” Kiba growled.

 

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Naruto ran out of the alley. “Alright, henge no jutsu!” Naruto transformed into an average looking 40 year old man with black hair and green eyes, no whisker marks of course. “Now to go get ramen!” Naruto said happily and walked into a grocery store. A few minutes later he came out holding ten bags that were all stuffed full with instant ramen. “Yay, this is totally working!”

 

“Yo, Naruto. Glad to see you back,” a voice drifted toward Naruto. He jumped at first, but eased down when he realized it was a male's voice. He then turned where the voice came from and saw his old teacher there.

 

“Eh, Kakashi-sensei? But I'm using henge!” Naruto saw his teacher leaning against a pole and having that same pornographic book mashed into his face. He looked exactly the same as three years ago.

 

“I heard you came back to Konoha, and nobody but you buys that much ramen. So I put the two together. It had to be you using henge, I don't really care for what reason though. It's your business. But here take this. You'll die soon if you eat just ramen,” Kakashi said and passed Naruto a bag filled with fruits and vegetables.

 

“Umm… okay, thanks,” Naruto said and took the bag in disgust. “But I hate this stuff.”

 

“Eat it anyway.”

 

“Well, okay. See you Kakashi-sensei.”

 

“Oh, I almost forgot! Meet up in front of the Hokage tower tomorrow at 11 A.M. New teams will be chosen, and you are a Chuunin now, it was Jiraiya's request that you got promoted,” the copycat ninja stated flatly, and then disappeared in a puff of smoke.

 

Naruto smiled, and started walking to his apartment. He would figure out how to deal with the girl problem later, since he couldn't always just use henge. But thinking about that could wait for later, he was a Chuunin! `God, finally!' thought to himself.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Not a good ending for a chapter but I don't really care. I won't be able to update very soon, since I start school in two days and also might want to work on my other fic. Review review review! That is what keeps me going, and if I get a lot, I might update early! And everyone who does review, thank you so much!