Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Three Years Changes Everything ❯ Chapter 3: New Teams ( Chapter 3 )

Three Years Changes Everything

 

Chapter 3: New Teams

 

 

Note From Me: Ok, I know I haven't updated in a while but I had no time to update my other story either. I go to an art school so it gets out at 4:50, and I'm home at 5:25. Plus I wanted some time after I get home to play video games. It's also been hard to stay up all night like I usually do. I'm really going to try to update my other story next before I update this one. OH AND AN IMPORTANT NOTICE: I'm not updating this story again until I get at least 51 reviews all together (not just for this chap but for all chaps added together). And if some people thought last chap was a rushed (I thought it was a bit rushed as well), I hope this chap wont feel that way. I don't think it does. So please please review I really need it for motivation! Ok, now I'll stop with the rambling! On to the story. Wait! One more thing, some person wants lemons in this. If enough people want them I guess I could include some, but only if a lot of people want them. Cause originally I wasn't going to have any in here. Now, on with da story!!

 

 

 

 

Naruto sat on his couch with a full stomach. The trip to Ichiraku was delicious, and no one attacked him since he was in henge. Plus he had enough ramen in his house to last him for two weeks.

 

The blonde shinobi then began to think about his girl problem. `So lets see, Sasuke had this problem but it wasn't as severe I don't think. Damn Sasuke. He had to go to Orochimaru didn't he? I'll drag his ass back… wait wait I'm getting off track! Back to the subject! So Sasuke would act cold and mean to the girls and it kinda worked. But I don't think I would be able to do that. Famous people somehow go with the flow from their fans, right? Hmmm, I guess I could experiment on ways later. Hopefully nothing bad happens. God, I really have to figure out how to deal with this. With Jiraiya I never went into a village before, we always trained on the border, so that must be why I didn't know that the girls thought I was hot. But I made kage bunshin! Guess I didn't pay attention to what they looked like,' he reasoned.

 

`Thinking to yourself, eh brat?' the Kyubi began mentally communicating with Naruto.

 

`Yeah, furball.'

 

`Well if you ask my advice on this…'

 

`I don't want to hear it.'

 

`You should get laid by every hot chick out there!'

 

`I said I didn't want to hear it.'

 

`Why can't you just get laid? I want some action. Your life is so boring.'

 

`Shut it!'

 

`…'

 

`It's funny though as soon as I get over that crush I had on Sakura she starts to like me.'

 

`So you'll fuck her!?'

 

`Hell no!'

 

`What about the weapon girl and wind girl? They are hot, I even think so and I'm from a different species.'

 

`No.'

 

`I know make a whole bunch of clones and fuck every girl in the village! Bwahahahahaha!'

 

`Kyubi shut the hell up!' thought a very annoyed Naruto.

 

`Will you ever get laid?'

 

`Maybe, but after I'm married.'

 

`What!? You wanna be a virgin!?'

 

`Yup!'

 

`You asshole! Virgins are losers! Come on!'

 

`So?'

 

`God, brat! I hate you to a new level.'

 

`Same to you furball.'

 

`Fine, then get married tomorrow and get laid!'

 

`No!'

 

`Damn you! That's it I'm outta here!'

 

`God thank you!'

 

`Stupid brat!' and with that last comment Kyubi left Naruto's thoughts and went to sleep in his cage.

 

Naruto decided to go outside and train for a few hours before going to bed. The forest was right behind his apartment so it didn't take long to find a training ground. As he started training, you could hear explosions, bams, whacks, and other sound effects emerge from it.

 

Two hours later Naruto went back to his house with his signature smile. Usually when our hero trained he got oblivious to his surroundings. This is why he didn't notice that during his training he destroyed 25 acres of forest, leaving something similar to a desert behind.

 

Inside his home, the Kyubi container took a shower, brushed his teeth, and went to bed, since it was already 11:30 P.M. Cuddled into his comfy bed, Naruto fell asleep within a matter of minutes.

 

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It was 11:15 in the morning. The sun went through the blinds and hit the sleeping Naruto's face, causing him to wake up. He yawned and slowly rolled over. The blonde shinobi looked at the clock.

 

“Holy shit! The meeting today!” Naruto shouted. He got dressed in random everyday clothes at an extremely fast rate and decided to skip breakfast. Naruto knew he would most likely regret it but he didn't care.

 

The blonde shinobi ran through the streets, girls giggling as he passed them. Others were saying dirty things about him or things like “Aww, the cutie overslept”. This was because Naruto's hair was still messy from sleeping, and he constantly yawned as he ran. Most of the adults still hated Naruto, but he found that what they were muttering about was really weird. As he ran past a man the man glanced at Naruto with pure disgust, and Naruto overheard him talking to his wife.

 

“Can you believe every girl wants that monster? I even told our daughter that he is a demon and she just said that it would mean that he would be more active and last longer during sex. God, they really need to kill him!” the man muttered to his shocked wife.

 

Naruto almost found this amusing, almost. He ignored the rest of the muttering, whether it was good or bad, and just focused on getting to the Hokage tower.

 

As Naruto ran up to the rookie nine (and Gai's team), who were all Chuunins now, he found himself being blocked by Neji. He looked the same, except more masculine, taller, and the fact that he didn't tie up his hair anymore. His clothes resembled Hiashi's.

 

“What are you doing? This is a meeting for the Chuunins to get assigned to new teams. You are not allowed to come here,” Neji stated coldly.

 

“Neji, I thought you of all people could tell that it's me! I mean you even have the Byakugan!” Naruto said, frustrated that no one recognized him.

 

“Naruto?” Neji asked, rather surprised.

 

“Duh,” he answered annoyed and went to the crowd of people.

 

“Sakura, you said he was hot but this is beyond words!” Ino whispered to Sakura rather loudly.

 

“Hey, he is mine though, keep your dirty hands off him,” Sakura replied.

 

“Actually, I can ditch Shikamaru and take Naruto anytime I feel like it forehead-girl,” Ino commented.

 

“What did you say Ino-pig!?”

 

“You heard me!”

 

Meanwhile, Lee ran up to Naruto. “Naruto, you let the power of youth take over! You are handsome, but nowhere nearly as handsome as me, and we are both ugly compared to Gai-sensei! Maybe if we follow the path of youth, you can be as pretty as me and I can become as pretty as Gai-sensei! We blossom with the power of youth! Youth is explosion!” Lee shouted.

 

Everyone swetdropped, and the girls almost puked. Lee, as handsome as Naruto? Not even imaginable.

 

“You haven't changed at all fuzzy eyebrows,” Naruto said.

 

“But you sure did, Naruto,” Chouji said as he walked up to Naruto.

 

Naruto almost fainted again. Chouji wasn't eating any chips! And he wasn't that fat, a bit fatter than a normal person, but no where near how he used to be. And Chouji was also very muscular. “Oh my god Chouji! No chips!?”

 

“Yup, long story short, I used those pills again, and my appetite disappeared for unknown reasons,” Chouji replied.

 

“Oh I see,” Naruto said.

 

“Ahem!!” the loud booming voice of the Hokage echoed out and everybody turned to look at her. “Now that we are all here, let's get down to business. First off, I am very proud that all of you became Chuunin. I'm sure that you will make Konoha proud. I know teams are not as necessary as when you were Genin, but you will still be assigned to one. You won't go out on missions as a team or meet as much as you did in your Genin days, because sometimes you will go out on lone missions or missions with other shinobi. Yet most of your missions will still be done with your team. Now that I explained pretty much everything, let's announce the teams!” the Hokage said and pulled out a scroll.

 

There was a loud murmur, mainly from the girls, hoping that they will be in Naruto's team. The Hokage then raised her hand for everyone to silence down.

 

“So now, Team One!” Tsunade paused just to build up anticipation. “Neji! Shino! And Ino!” she announced.

 

“Damn it!” Ino yelled very loudly, obviously pissed about not being with Naruto.

 

“And your instructor will be… Asuma!” The Hokage announced. Asuma just nodded, still smoking his cigarette. “Okay! Team Two!” Tsunade said. “Lee! Chouji! And Hinata!”

 

“Fuck!” Hinata muttered.

 

`Yes, now next team will be me and Naruto? Right? Right?' Sakura thought.

 

“Your instructor shall be Kakashi!” At this Kakashi slightly raised his hand but his face was still buried in the pornographic book he always read. “Next Team Three!” Murmurs erupted again but soon ended. “Naruto!” This caused everyone to pay more attention, but mainly the girls did. “Tenten!”

 

“Fuck yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!!!” the kunoichi screamed. The boys shut their ears from the screaming, but the girls just cussed that it wasn't them teamed up with Naruto.

 

“Settle down people! God!” Tsunade yelled. “And the final member to Team Three…”

 

Drumroll! Badadadadadadadadadadada!

 

“Temari!”

 

“God yes! Woo-hoo! In your face bitches!” Temari yelled and stuck her tongue out at every girl other than Tenten.

 

“Your instructor shall be Kurenai,” Tsunade said, just as Kurenai bowed and smiled.

 

`Oh god! I'm on an all girl team! This can't be good!' Naruto thought, and showed some fear in his eyes.

 

“What the fuck!?” Sakura yelled out loud.

 

“Shut up everyone!” Tsunade screamed. “And Team Four! Shikamaru! Sakura! And Kiba! Your sensei shall be Gai!” Gai did his nice guy pose at the mention of his name.

 

“Fuck no!!!!!” Team Four yelled.

 

“You are so lucky to be with Gai-sensei! May your youths burn bright!” Lee yelled at Team Four. This made Shikamaru, Sakura, and Kiba shoot death glares at Lee.

 

“Everyone shut up!!! God, I never said I'm done!!!” Tsunade bellowed. “Little fucking morons,” she muttered to herself. “Team One will meet up at Training Ground 4! Team Two Training Ground 12! Team Three Training Ground 16! And Team Four Training Ground 32! Now go to your training grounds runts! Dismiss!” Tsunade shouted and went back into the tower. Meanwhile, the ninjas began walking towards their designated training ground.

 

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The furious Sakura stomped toward Tsunade. “What the fucking hell!?” she screamed.

 

“Hey, you can't talk to the Hokage like that,” Tsunade said annoyed.

 

“You said I can fuck Naruto if I wanted to and all that stuff, and you put him on a different team as me!?” Sakura shouted.

 

“Look, I was kinda drunk back then. Besides Shizune did the teams. And she decided them by the good ol' order of picking names out of a box,” the Hokage replied.

 

“But he even has three girls on his team!”

 

“I don't think Kurenai would go for… well you never know,” Tsunade chuckled.

 

“This is serious!”

 

“To you.”

 

“Tsunade-sama!!!”

 

“Look, Naruto can choose his own girlfriend, and if you want to be that girlfriend then YOU do something about it. Naruto is like my little brother and he deserves freedom in doing stuff.”

 

“Damn it! Fine I'll still get him!”

 

“Good luck!”

 

After that, the furious Sakura stormed off to the training ground her team was supposed to meet at.

 

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At Training Ground 4 Neji, Shino, and Ino sat on logs while their sensei, Asuma, stood in front of them.

 

“So Ino, you are with me again, huh?” Asuma chuckled.

 

“I wish I wasn't! I wanted to be on Naru-kun's team! Plus I'm afraid that I will die of second hand smoke from you!” Ino yelled.

 

“Well I didn't want you on my team either, you weakling,” Asuma muttered to himself so now one could hear him. “And you are Shino. You control bugs right?” Asuma asked and Shino just nodded. “Not talkative?”

 

“My bugs don't like your smoke,” Shino said and became silent again.

 

“And you are Neji, the famed Hyuuga who is better than any other Hyuuga Chuunin?” Asuma asked.

 

“I don't look forward to this. Your battle style has nothing to teach me, and I too, hate smokers,” Neji stated coldly.

 

`God this team should burn in hell! Why do I have to get the worst team possible?' Asuma thought to himself.

 

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At Training Ground 12 Chouji, Hinata, and Lee waited for their sensei that wasn't there yet.

 

“I am looking forward to meeting Gai-sensei's rival! But it is irresponsible for him to be late and-“ Lee was interrupted.

 

“Eyebrow moron if you don't shut up, I'll kill you,” Hinata said while putting on some lipstick.

 

`I don't like this team,' thought Chouji.

 

A few hours later Kakashi showed up and his team yelled at him while Hinata just told him to get a life and destroyed his Icha Icha Paradise book. The masked Jounin was devastated.

 

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A few hours earlier, Team Four were trying to control their anger at their very idiotic teacher.

 

“So you are my new students!” exclaimed Gai. “I shall spread the power of youth to all of you! I shall teach you! I shall train you to become the best shinobi you can be! Youth is explosion! Springtime of youth!” After every sentence that came out of his mouth, Gai would strike a pose and his teeth would shine.

 

“Gai…” Shikamaru said.

 

“Shut…” Kiba said.

 

“The fuck up!!!” Sakura yelled.

 

“What makes my springtimed blossoming students say such-“ but Gai was cut off as his team charged at him and began beating him, trying to kill their horrid sensei. Even the lazy Shikamaru was punching Gai in the face as hard as he could.

 

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While this happened, Naruto just got to training Ground 16. He had never been there before so he got lost on the way. Unknown to him,Tenten, Temari, and Kurenai where scheming while he was trying to find out where to go. Just as Naruto got there, their scheming ended.

 

Naruto sat down on a log, and the other two kunoichis moved from where they were to sit on the log as well. They sat right next to Naruto, and were a bit too close for comfort. Kurenai was standing a few feet away from them.

 

“Hello everyone,” Kurenai greeted. “Today is mainly just an introduction meeting, so let's introduce ourselves. I'm Kurenai, 24 years old, and I like a lot of things and dislike some others. So now that I'm done, you go Naruto.”

 

“Are all Jounin senseis like this? They don't say anything but their names and sometimes age?” Naruto asked.

 

“Mostly,” was Kurenai's reply.

 

“Well I'm Naruto Uzumaki. I returned from a three year long training trip with ero-sennin only a little while ago. I like ramen and nice people. I hate traitors and cruel people. My dream is to become Hokage and protect everyone!” Naruto said with a foxy smile.

 

“Now Temari,” Kurenai said.

 

“Oh, wait! Temari-san, are you part of the Leaf now?” Naruto asked.

 

“Yup, I first got a job to help out at the Chuunin exams and I would do a lot of missions for this village. Eventually I just decided to stay here and become a ninja of the Leaf. I still like to wear my sand head protector though,” Temari answered.

 

“Oh ok,” Naruto replied.

 

“Well, I'm Temari. I like Naru-kun, and love Naru-kun. I hate when someone tries to take Naru-kun away from me. And my dream is to fuck Naru-kun,” Temari said and hugged Naruto. She also licked his neck which made him shiver and blush.

 

“My turn I guess,” Tenten said. “I am Tenten. I love Naru-kun more than anyone else. I hate people who want to steal him from me. And my dream is to be his wife,” Tenten said. In a second, she was on Naruto's lap and began kissing him.

 

The bright red Naruto backed away and decided to lean against a tree, a bit away from his team. But the girls followed him and stood by his side anyway.

 

“So, today was an introduction meeting, but I do have an assignment for you guys,” Kurenai stated.

 

“Huh? What is it Kurenai-sensei?” Naruto asked.

 

“You assignment is…”

 

 

 

Ha! Don't you love cliffhangers? Lol. Like I said please review! And I hope you look forward to the next chapter!