Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Unreal Perfection ❯ Kawaii Neko powers and a BATTLE! Oh my. ( Chapter 2 )
[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]
By: Watarimono 
Orochimaru, the Akatsuki, AND the ANBU are attacking Konoha! What do they want? Do they want revenge?...Or something else entirely?
Anime/Manga: Naruto Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 08.20.2005 | Pages: 1 | Words: 927 | Visits: 257 | Status: Completed
Orochimaru, the Akatsuki, AND the ANBU are attacking Konoha! What do they want? Do they want revenge?...Or something else entirely?
Anime/Manga: Naruto Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 08.20.2005 | Pages: 1 | Words: 927 | Visits: 257 | Status: Completed
Author's Note: Hi! Thank you for your patience while the story was being updated. Anywho, this time the parts in first-person are being told from Lee's POV, while the third person remains the same.
Disclaimer: Don't own Naruto, don't own Konoha...Not a single shuriken, kunai, or even a hair off of dear little Lee's perfectly round head. You get the picture.
Well, this sucked. All I had wanted to do was get past these dropout kids so I could get to the exams and make Gai-Sensei proud, but it ended up with them advancing, preparing to beat the crap out of me. Demeaning, especially considering that taijutsu's my specialty...But soon disaster struck. Sparkly, levitating disaster.
Suddenly, a lithe form shot in between the fists of the attacker and Lee himself. A girl, pale and stunningly radiant, had nobly blocked the punch, risking injury and nail-breakage. She looked up at this inferior, Sharikugan eyes gleaming.
"Don't harm my friend." The mysterious kunoichi murmured, her eyes beginning to glow a sullen amethyst as silver cat ears grew from her bloodred hair and two tails of a matching color magically appeared from the back of her fishnet-and-bandage shorts. Long, elegants claws formed at her fingers, and ivorn fangs glistened at the corners of her lips.
"Kawaii Neko power; GODMODE-NO-JUTSU!" She cried, a combination of energy and sapphire-blue chakra forming in her hands. She rushed forward and slashed at both of the boys in front of her with graceful yet mighty fury. They fell down instantly dead with red marks all over their bodies. The crowd of surrounded genin gaped at her in awe.
"Who...Are you?" Asked Neji, uncharacteristically dumbstruck at her alluring beauty and strength...Either that, or that fact that she still had a tail even as she went back to normal. The girl smiled and flipped her silken scarlet locks out of her eyes.
"Tsuyayaka Kanashimi." She replied breezily, high-heels plying through the air rather than trampling coarsely on the unsuitable floorboards. She appeared behind the young Hyuuga, an enchanting smile upon her porcelain facade. "But call me Shi, if you wish."
Could someone EXPLAIN to me what just happened? All my life, even being around the likes of Neji and Sasuke, I've never seen a jutsu like that. Never. And who does this furry, glowing freak, Tsuyaya-whatserface, think she is, interfering when I could have taken care of it myself? Se didn't have to kill them...But it gets worse, and I can finally say that I have SOME sympathy for Neji in the aftermath...
"Y-you're beautiful !" Neji stuttered, eyes wide and staring into Kanashimi's lovely face, taking in every immaculate detail.
"Why, my Lord Hyuuga..." Kanashimi said wistfully, pulling her face a bit closer to his. "I don't know what to say...In fact, I don't think I need to say anything. You're deserving of this." And at that moment, she planted her lips at the angle between Neji's jaw and neck and kissed him, lips brushing away to reveal a sort of seal; Three pink hearts forming a circle and whirring as they spun around in a cycle...
MOOT?! Either she was born in a nuclear power plant, I'm hallucinating, or there were some really weird chemicals in her lipgloss that Neji had an allergic reaction to...Or maybe D, none of the above. Then it began to get really scary when he looked up at her, eyes hot pink and filled with hearts, and said the fateful words...
"Kanashimi-chan, I'd be honored to be...To be your..." Suddenly, Neji grinned in an almost psychotic manner. "To be your circus clown!" Circus music began in the background as Neji walked forward on his hands, doing backflips in between. But this romantic moment was interrupted when one of the chuunin exam's proctors burst in through the door looking panicked.
"Everyone listen!" He cried frantically, waving his arms in a melodramatic fashion. "The Akatsuki AND Orochimaru AND the ANBU have all suddenly turned on us and are attacking the village as we speak! We need someone strong! Someone worthy! Someone who's makeup won't run in the middle of battle! We need..." Suddenly, he looked at Kanashimi and gasped, pointing to her.
"We need YOU! You can be the next Hokage if you want..." The proctor smiled shyly and shuffled his feet like a schoolboy.
"No no no...I couldn't possibly take such a kind offer!" She gasped with a shy glance at Neji. "I must do my duty and protect the village that I've randomly stumbled across! Come my mindless sla--I mean, come my fellow shinobi! To BATTLE!"
"YAAAAAAAAAHHH!" The horde of ninja cried as they charged towards the door, leaving Lee in a cloud of dust.
A-choo! A-CHOO! Wow, they really need to dust these rooms...Oh well. So what am I, hm? Chopped liver? Neji gets a fancy-pantsed curse seal-type-thing-whatchamicallit, and I'm stuck back here. For comic relief, if I'm lucky. Oh, I forgot...Neji's Kashawhatever's circus clown! (Wait, what's a circus clown? I've never heard of them...) But if random villains are attacking for some completely unknown reason, then I must go, if only to protect Konoha--And Sakura-chan, of course--Even if it makes no logical sense. Onward!
Disclaimer: Don't own Naruto, don't own Konoha...Not a single shuriken, kunai, or even a hair off of dear little Lee's perfectly round head. You get the picture.
Well, this sucked. All I had wanted to do was get past these dropout kids so I could get to the exams and make Gai-Sensei proud, but it ended up with them advancing, preparing to beat the crap out of me. Demeaning, especially considering that taijutsu's my specialty...But soon disaster struck. Sparkly, levitating disaster.
Suddenly, a lithe form shot in between the fists of the attacker and Lee himself. A girl, pale and stunningly radiant, had nobly blocked the punch, risking injury and nail-breakage. She looked up at this inferior, Sharikugan eyes gleaming.
"Don't harm my friend." The mysterious kunoichi murmured, her eyes beginning to glow a sullen amethyst as silver cat ears grew from her bloodred hair and two tails of a matching color magically appeared from the back of her fishnet-and-bandage shorts. Long, elegants claws formed at her fingers, and ivorn fangs glistened at the corners of her lips.
"Kawaii Neko power; GODMODE-NO-JUTSU!" She cried, a combination of energy and sapphire-blue chakra forming in her hands. She rushed forward and slashed at both of the boys in front of her with graceful yet mighty fury. They fell down instantly dead with red marks all over their bodies. The crowd of surrounded genin gaped at her in awe.
"Who...Are you?" Asked Neji, uncharacteristically dumbstruck at her alluring beauty and strength...Either that, or that fact that she still had a tail even as she went back to normal. The girl smiled and flipped her silken scarlet locks out of her eyes.
"Tsuyayaka Kanashimi." She replied breezily, high-heels plying through the air rather than trampling coarsely on the unsuitable floorboards. She appeared behind the young Hyuuga, an enchanting smile upon her porcelain facade. "But call me Shi, if you wish."
Could someone EXPLAIN to me what just happened? All my life, even being around the likes of Neji and Sasuke, I've never seen a jutsu like that. Never. And who does this furry, glowing freak, Tsuyaya-whatserface, think she is, interfering when I could have taken care of it myself? Se didn't have to kill them...But it gets worse, and I can finally say that I have SOME sympathy for Neji in the aftermath...
"Y-you're beautiful !" Neji stuttered, eyes wide and staring into Kanashimi's lovely face, taking in every immaculate detail.
"Why, my Lord Hyuuga..." Kanashimi said wistfully, pulling her face a bit closer to his. "I don't know what to say...In fact, I don't think I need to say anything. You're deserving of this." And at that moment, she planted her lips at the angle between Neji's jaw and neck and kissed him, lips brushing away to reveal a sort of seal; Three pink hearts forming a circle and whirring as they spun around in a cycle...
MOOT?! Either she was born in a nuclear power plant, I'm hallucinating, or there were some really weird chemicals in her lipgloss that Neji had an allergic reaction to...Or maybe D, none of the above. Then it began to get really scary when he looked up at her, eyes hot pink and filled with hearts, and said the fateful words...
"Kanashimi-chan, I'd be honored to be...To be your..." Suddenly, Neji grinned in an almost psychotic manner. "To be your circus clown!" Circus music began in the background as Neji walked forward on his hands, doing backflips in between. But this romantic moment was interrupted when one of the chuunin exam's proctors burst in through the door looking panicked.
"Everyone listen!" He cried frantically, waving his arms in a melodramatic fashion. "The Akatsuki AND Orochimaru AND the ANBU have all suddenly turned on us and are attacking the village as we speak! We need someone strong! Someone worthy! Someone who's makeup won't run in the middle of battle! We need..." Suddenly, he looked at Kanashimi and gasped, pointing to her.
"We need YOU! You can be the next Hokage if you want..." The proctor smiled shyly and shuffled his feet like a schoolboy.
"No no no...I couldn't possibly take such a kind offer!" She gasped with a shy glance at Neji. "I must do my duty and protect the village that I've randomly stumbled across! Come my mindless sla--I mean, come my fellow shinobi! To BATTLE!"
"YAAAAAAAAAHHH!" The horde of ninja cried as they charged towards the door, leaving Lee in a cloud of dust.
A-choo! A-CHOO! Wow, they really need to dust these rooms...Oh well. So what am I, hm? Chopped liver? Neji gets a fancy-pantsed curse seal-type-thing-whatchamicallit, and I'm stuck back here. For comic relief, if I'm lucky. Oh, I forgot...Neji's Kashawhatever's circus clown! (Wait, what's a circus clown? I've never heard of them...) But if random villains are attacking for some completely unknown reason, then I must go, if only to protect Konoha--And Sakura-chan, of course--Even if it makes no logical sense. Onward!