Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ What Would You Do? ❯ Messing up Gaara ( Chapter 1 )

What Would You Do?

By: N-T

Ok. This is N-T (Neia-Tsuki). Bell and I came up with this screwed idea of what we would do if we could change Naruto! So don't worry. We won't have any of our favorite characters groping us, like some people do. No lame self insertation where we are EVERYONE'S best friends. We are just there to meddle with the slightest things and look out for how things turn out !

Chapter 1- Messing Up Gaara.

So first of all we mess with Gaara. We are here in the time when he was about to go crazy. We felt sorry for him and decided to change his past. But was it a good idea?

Bell: Look!

N-T: What?

Bell: …sand!

N-T: =_= We've been looking at sand for the past 5 hours. Where is Gaara?!

*Gaara is standing right in front of us*

N-T: Oh yeah. Hey, Gaara!

Gaara: Huh?!*spins around frightened*

Bell: Awwwwww he so frickin' adorable! *grabs Gaara's cheeks and almost rips them off*

Gaara: …how is she touching me?

Bell: ._.

N-T: ._.

N-T and Bell: …I dunno….

N-T: Anyway! If anyone tell you they don't love you, don't listen to them!

Gaara: O_O Why?

N-T: We are from the future!

Gaara: O_O

Bell: Actually we are from another universe but anyway!

Gaara: O_O

N-T: And there you have a lot of fan girls!

Gaara:*backs away*

Bell: And! And they write stories about you and them in bed-!

N-T: DON'T SPOIL HIS INNOCENCE WITH THAT SICK STUFF!

Gaara: O_O

Bell:;_;

N-T: What?

Bell: He's so frickin' adorable!*attempts to grab Gaara*

Gaara: Gyahhh!

Sand:*bitch slaps Bell*

Bell: Ow.

Yashamaru: *randomly runs in* I don't love you!

Gaara:;_; But why?!

Yashamaru:;_; I don't know! But it has something to do with my dead sister!

Gaara: Auntie!

Yashamaru: Damn it! I'm your uncle! Uncle!

Gaara: Wow…and all these years I thought you were a girl.

Yashamaru: Die, Gaara! Die!*blows self up*

Gaara: *cough* Auntie?

Random voice: I am your uncle

Gaara: Who the hell was that?

Random voice: …your uncle.

Bell: Hey you're supposed to be dead!

Random voice: Really?

N-T: Yeah…

Random voice: Ok!*cheerfully chokes and shuts up*

N-T:…..

Bell: Anyway, don't cry, honey! We love you!

Gaara: No! I am only loved by people that don't exist!

N-T: Who do you mean?

Gaara: You…weird...people!

Bell: But we aren't fake…

Gaara: Yes you are! I am alone and unloved! Except by fake people! Woe! Woe!

Bell: Oh, cheer up! Everyone will love you!

N-T: Yeah…well…oops…got to go…bye!

Gaara: Don't leave me fake people called….

N-T: N-T.

Gaara: N-T and…

Bell: Bell.

Gaara: and Bell!

Bell and N-T: o_O we'll be goin'…

Gaara: Woe!

*Present Day Naruto*

Naruto: Dude, you're scary!

Gaara: Am not.

Kankuro: Dude, nobody likes you!

Gaara: I AM UNLOVED! WOE! WOE! WOE!

Afterward

Gaara ended up instead killing everyone instead of one at a time and then threw away his gourd into the lake and then jumped off a random cliff. He committed suicide at 12 and then realized he couldn't throw away his gourd and wondered what he threw away…it ended up being Kankuro he threw into the lake. So he really didn't die and then forced himself to sleep and killed every last being in the world and then Sabaku committed suicide…why, I don't know. But legend has it that it was because of PMS. So yeah…don't ask.

So now our stupid, idiotic, faggot-

N-T and Bell: *glare*

Adventurers are going to have to go back and fix what they screwed up. So it is

BACK TO THE PRE-GAARA-INSANITY-PERIOD!

N-T:._.

Bell:._.

What?

Bell: Gaara!

N-T: HONEY!

Bell:…

N-T: What?

Bell: *sigh* Maternal instincts kicking in.

N-T: WHAT?!

Gaara: What?

Bell: Oh, great! Gaara, listen we-!

Yashamaru:*randomly runs in* I don't love you!

Gaara:;_; But why?!

Yashamaru: I dunno-

Bell:* runs Yashamaru over*

N-T: WTF?!

Bell: Bastard! You screwed up his life! DIE! DIE!

Yashamaru: I hate you all!

Gaara: Auntie!

Yashamaru: UNLCE, GOD DAMMIT!

N-T: *bashes Yashamaru*

Yashamaru: ABUSE!

Bell: *squishes Yashamaru*

Yashamaru: *squish*

Gaara: Wah! ;_;

N-T: DAMN!

Bell: What?

N-T: Now that Yashamaru is dead, Gaara will suck!

Gaara: Suck?!

Bell: How?!

N-T: See?*pulls out marionettes* Gaara I hate you. I pretended to love you! But why, uncle? Cause you killed my sister! MOOMY?! NO?! Yes you did! Now die!*does blowing up sound*

Bell:._.

Gaara: O_o

N-T: So now Yashamaru…*throws Yashamaru doll away* is dead, Gaara goes all GRYAHHHH WYAHHHMMKHJBJTGHGYFGVGFJGYUGUIGGGYUVHJGBHHHH! And….

Bell: Just walk away…

Gaara: O.O

N-T: And so in the end, the angst made Gaara all crazy and stuff and now that we made him all happy*points to Gaara who is now rolled into a ball and rocking back and forth* He will suck.

Bell: -_- Wouldn't be surprised if he didn't go crazy from that…

N-T: HONEY!

Gaara: GYAHH!*rocks faster*

N-T: Gaara?

Gaara: *counting to a million in Martian*

Bell: Oh, now I see what you meant! *bashes Gaara*

Gaara: OW! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!

Bell: *goes into Itachi mode* Hate everyone! Detest them! Nobody loves you! Your purpose is to kill! KILL!*attempts lame echoing effect*MUHAHAHAHAHA!

N-T:Uh, what she said*drags away cackling Bell*

Bell: Mupapapapapapapapaklljjghgfhgghgyugytgtdrgvf!!!!!!

So now…Gaara is back to normal. They have been shown not to meddle with things…but have they learned? Of course not. But at least Gaara doesn't die from PMS!

Bell: So who's next?

N-T: Hm…how about… Neji!

Bell: Fun fun!

End chapter…