Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Yoai Fan Girls ❯ Operation: Dolphin Plushy! ( Chapter 5 )

Yaoi Fan Girls

 

Ch.4: Round 1~ Operation: Dolphin Plushy! ~ Ino's demand!

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Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN NARUTO!!

Natsuki-chan - Lol, I'm glad you like it so far! Thanks for the review, it made my day! ^_^

A/n: My apologies for not getting to this sooner, you see, I have been working over time, so I'm truly sorry about taking so long on this chapter. I thank you all for your kindness and praise so I hope you enjoy this chapter. ^_^ Also, Kakashi/Iruka in this chapter.

WARNING: SHONEN AI (BOY x BOY LOVE)

*laughs nervously* I changed some stuff in this chapter from it's original form posted on 8/3, so read what Ino says over again. Trust me you'll enjoy their performance... mwahahaha!!!

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Kakashi sighed contentedly as he flipped yet another page of Jiraiya-sama's new masterpiece. The man was truly a genius, outdoing himself with this yaoi Ichi Ichi paradise. Next to him, Iruka blushed uncontrollably as he read his own copy of Jiraiya-sama's work. Suddenly the other man's eye began to twitch uncontrollably. “Oi, what's wrong Iruka-sensei?” The Chuunin teacher blushed even more before cautiously holding out the book to Kakashi. “Is that.. um” He paused and cleared his throat before continuing in a whisper. “Is that even humanly possible?!” Completely unfazed, the jonin took the book and looked the page over lazily, before smirking. “I don't know do you want to try it out sometime, Iruka-sensei?” Iruka's eyebrow twitched uncontrollably as he kept himself in check. “No thank you, Kakashi-sensei.” He replied, taking the book back to continue reading, once in awhile sneaking a shy peak and perverted grin at the jonin squad leader. Across the room, Sakura saw this and grinned evilly with yaoi fan girl joy. The others in the room were all absorbed in their porn novels, and there were a great many `bathroom trips' among the judges after reaching an exceptionally hot scene. As she began plotting, ... I mean planning, how to get her two senseis in the sack together, ... I mean, how to get them to date each other, she was interrupted by a haggard and limping Naruto in a rumpled French maids dress gingerly sitting next to her with a wince. She smirked. “Wow, was it really that good, Naru-chan?” He smiled and leaned back into the small sofa they were sharing with a thoroughly pleased Sasuke, who had followed Naruto in, and it was he who answered. “Damn right it was that good! I'm surprised my kawaii Naru-chan can walk after what I did to him.” He stated with an evil chuckle as he pulled Naruto into his lap. “Not right now, Sasuke-teme, my ass still hurts!” He whined as Sasuke began to molest him, making Sakura roll her eyes. “Stop screwing around for a second, I need you guys to help me out with something important.” Leaning she whispered quietly, making the pair grin evilly with her. “So... what do you think?” The evil grins increased in size. “Genius, pure genius.” Was Sasuke's reply while Naruto just started cackling evilly. Stepping her fingers together, she had an evil, feral grin. “Excellent, let us initiate Operation: Dolphin plushy.” With that they all began to chuckle evilly, drawing uncertain stares from their fellow shinobi that cautiously scooted away from them to continue reading their smut. “What do you suppose they're up to now, Iruka?” Iruka edges away from his former students. “I'm not sure if I even want to know, Kakashi.”

 

--------------------------- In another room in the Hokage tower -----------------------------------

Hinata lazily flicked her pen over a piece of paper on the table she and Jiraiya were sharing. “So-” He said, leaning his chair back and putting his feet on the table. “What do you think about that Inuzuka kid?” The pen froze and she tensed, however he kept on casually. “I ran into him right after he caught you in the act, and he was really troubled by it. I know you might not care what I think on the subject, but I would suggest that you don't let that one pass you by, he truly loves you.” With that, he stood up and walked to the door. “I'll be back, I'm going to get some coffee.” After the door shut and the foot steps faded away, Hinata allowed herself to sigh and her eyes to tear up. “Y-you really do love me, Kiba?” She asked the empty room, not really expecting an answer. Slowly, she returned to the small doodle of her and Kiba holding hands, and thought maybe, just maybe...

Jiraiya walked down the hall and saw Naruto looking absolutely adorable in a French maid outfit pleading with an almost passive Ino, while Sasuke stood behind him, glaring. Using his well developed stealth technique he listened in unnoticed. “And tell me, Naruto, why would I help you out with this `one little favor'?” Naruto grinned sweetly at her. “Because Ino-san, if you fulfill our request we can set you up with Shika-kun.” She blushed and grew sinister. “Not good enough, Naruto-chan, you know what I want, what all yaoi fan girls want.” Sasuke looked like he was going to kill her, while Naruto didn't get it. “I don't understand, Ino-san, what do all the yaoi fan girls want?” He asked innocently, making Sasuke almost growl and Ino to smirk evilly. “Why, Naru-chan, how can you be so innocent? It's just so adorable, and it makes me want to see it all the more.” Naruto edged away from the creepy girl and huggled against Sasuke's side, making his seme smirk with pride at Ino. (You know like `He's mine, wench, get off my cool aid!' ... @_@ ok then... la la on with the story.) “Why, sweet little Naruto-chan, I mean Sasuke and you giving a live performance - if you know what I mean.” Naruto went beat red and Sasuke got uncomfortable. `Damn, kids these days are perverts!' Jiraiya thought as he stepped a little closer. “Listen, we are not-” Sasuke began in a low threatening tone when Ino held up one finger and began clicking her tongue at him. “Now, now, who else will get all those pretty flowers with a professionally forged note that professes lust and desire for you to trick your handsome senseis?” They fidgeted and looked at each other before Sasuke cleared his throat. “You know, we always wanted to try doing it in a public place, Naruto.” Naruto looked at him, and then considered it. “All right, but only one condition, Sasuke-teme.” Pulling the taller boy down he whispered into his ear, making Sasuke gain a predatory grin. “Oh, but of course my darling Naruto-kun, I would love to do that with you.” Ino grinned, stretching out her hand. “I believe we have a deal then?” Sasuke nodded, and Naruto shook her hand. “Yes, after you keep your end of the bargain, we shall let you watch us perform.” With that Ino went back into the judges' room, while Naruto cuddled against Sasuke. “I didn't know you were into that kind of thing, Naruto.” Sasuke said teasingly, making Naru-chan pout. “Shove it, Sasuke, I didn't want to tell you because I thought it was ... embarrassing.” He said indignantly, huffing and turning red. Sasuke reached out for his shoulder and made Naruto pout even more. “Cut it out you stupid teme.” He snapped, making Sasuke smirk. “W-what are you planning to-!” He `epped' as Sasuke slung him over his shoulder and spanked him with a resounding crack before carrying him off. “You teasing bastard! If that's all you can do-!” “Shut up Dobe.” “YOU SHUT UP YA DAMNED ICE PRICK!!” “Oh really? You must like my ice prick because you keep coming back for more-” “SASUKE!!” “Especially when you wanted to wear all those Lolita dresses and wax your legs, and wear those stilettos for me...” “SHUT UP OR YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO GET LAID AGAIN IN YOUR LIFE!!!” “You're cute when you're angry, you know that.” “Damn, now I'm horny as hell, are you?” “I was hoping you would say that.” “What do you think the janitor's closet?” “You're one kinky uke, my love.” “I aim to please, master.” Jiraiya blinked as the couple disappeared into the closest janitor's closet. Wow, were all the kids these days nothing but little horn balls? They used to not be so blunt about sex in public, so what happened?! They hadn't been this bad when he first got here! Suddenly he froze as a thought occurred to him. Tsunade might blame him for their perverseness! Any other time he would just smirk and lay the honor onto his title as a super perv; however he would be dealing with Tsunade... Fearing castration, he decided to call it a day and go to the bar, after all the judges didn't really need him there.

A white, red, and green blur speed past Sasuke and Naruto as they emerged from the janitor's closet. “What the mother player was that?” Sasuke shrugged. “I don't know, nor do I care, but we should get going so we can tell Sakura that step one of Operation Dolphin Plushy is a go.” Suddenly, Naruto began to giggle uncontrollably. “What?” “You just said `Dolphin Plushy' so seriously.” “Shut up Dobe.”

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end notes- ok sorry for the shortness I just needed to update, so there is more and if you want it sooner, motivate me! ^_^ Review!