Neon Genesis Evangelion Fan Fiction / Yami No Matsuei Fan Fiction ❯ Professor Muraki and the Chacha Stones ❯ Misato's Tale ( Chapter 2 )

Hello! Here is the second installment of the Harry Potter series! Enjoy baka neko! Crossover with Evangelion.

Misato's Tale

By Tama-chan

Characters: Misato Katsuragi -Professor Lockhart

Shinji Ikari- Harry Potter Askua Soru- Hermione Granger Rei Ainami- Ron Weasly Kaworu Nagisi- Draco Malfoy Kenski- Draco's fat thug #1 Togi- Draco's fat thug #2 Kaji- professor snape Gendo Ikari- Professor Dumbeldor

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"Swear I'm god, not drunk," Misato Katsuragi slurred as she shakily pointed her finger at her charges, Shinji Ikari and Askua Soru. "Don't tell me I had enough to drink! But hey, your kinda cute, what da ya say I make ya a man tonight! Maybe if you're lucky I'll let ya be on top for a while!" she said as she stumbled toward Shinji.

Of course Shinji turned a bright red.

"Misato, what the hell is wrong with you!" Askua screeched at her.

"Hey red, you can have him after I'm done! Or betta yet why don't you join us? I betcha's she's a firecracker in bed," Misato said as she slowly crept her hand down to Askua's breast,

"Don't touch me you hentai!" she yelled, as she pushed her away.

"Did I ever tell you guys about da time I was a teacher at dis weird school?" Misato asked as she stumbled over Pen Pen and fell face first on the floor.

"What?" they both shouted in unison.

"Yeah, you see I was a part time teacher before I joined NERV! I can't believe I never told ya'll this story before! Well, ya see, I worked da streets for a small while."

"Mistao!" Askua screamed in surprise.

"Oh, don't act like your shocked," she said. "No more interruptions! So I had dis regular customa', and he worked at dis school called WagmortsSchool of Wishy-Washyes and Wobblery. He told me they needed a new teacher for Dark Defense of the ChaCha Stones, I would teach them how to defend themselves against a mysterious stone. And I would also take care of this dancin' crazy bear and pleasure any one that needed it. So I went down there and gave every last one of da administrators a blow job. S,o I got da job!" she explained as she tipped back her Milfer Light beer can. "Oh Simba, dear please get me another beer!" Misato asked Shinji.

"I think you had enough and my name's Shinji," he complained.

"I said get my a god damn beer, you baka!" she screamed, as he ran and got her another beverage. "Ah, now where was I.. oh, yeah. So I taught these little brats. Der names were Shinji, Rei, Askua, Kaworu. Now Shinji was dis little whiney bitch, dat hid behind Askua' skirt tales. God he was so pathetic! He should have killed himself!" she laughed.

"I mustn't run away! I mustn't run away," Shinji screamed in agony as he curled into a fetal position in the corner.

"God, I can't take this anymore! I'm going to bed! Why can't you just be a reasonable drunk and pass out in your own vomit Misato!" Askua said as she ran out of the room.

Pen Pen then tried to waddle away but Misato caught him and put him in a death grip.

"So Askua wuz dis big bitch! Always prancing about, flaunting how good her grades were. And being a slutty tramp. Rei was a slut too, we always thought something went on between Rei and Auska. Rei went along with anything and everything!" she said as Pen Pen tried to squirm away. "So dey had dis kid in der class dat hated em'! And he had two goons, two great big heavies! Der names were Kaworu, Togi, and Kenski. Der were da worst of da worst. Shinji and dem were lil' goody-two shoes while de were da big bad! Well little did we know but dey were planning something awful!" Misato slurred with a smirk.

"Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!" Askua screamed at the top of her lungs.

"So anyways, my co- worker, and old customer ,professor Kaji came up to me, and told me we had a meeting wit da head honcho. He told me some evil Wishy-Washeyness had been brewing in da school. Kaji was always like dat, so secretive and edgy. He was kinda a prick! But damn! That man was good in bed!"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! I can't take it anymore! Kaji she's raping and defiling my mind! Help kaji!" Auska screamed in the other room.

"So we met wit da head cheese, professor Gendo Ikari, who was unfortunately Shinji's dad. But da poor guy couldn't help it. How'd he know he'd get stuck with something like dat!" Misato said with sympathy.

"Noooooooo!" Shinji screamed in agony from the corner.

"Well he told us dat he thought that Kaworu and his gang was up to no good! And that they were behind all the Wishy Washeyness! He told us to invest da situation. So after a night of awesome sex, the next day we started our search," she said as she blushed from the memory.

"God, why were we stuck with her!" Askua reappeared in the living room. "Can't you shut up you baka!"

"So we followed dem, and we heard em talking bout they were gonna kill everyone dat wasn't a true Washy blood . And they said they wuz gonna do it with da secret weapon left by one of the school administrators, professor Muraki-sama. So we followed em' back to there secret base, which was in the girls restroom. And they did a magical dance, and out came da bear I took care of and joined them. They all started chanting "believe in yourself", and doing a dance they called the funky jeffy. Well then the wall opened, and revealed a passage way. We followed them down a deep dark passage way, and we then found there secret weapon, a half pigeon and half lion beast. They called it a pigeon minion."

"I hate you Misato!" Askua said as she banged her head into the wall repeatedly. "So as soon as we saw this we heard some one screaming like a little girl. And we turned around and Shinji was der with Askua and Rei. So they of course drew the attention of da bad guys. So me and Kaji hid, cuz we didn't care about em. We watched em' get there ass beat. Dey got feed to da pigeon minions. Me and Kaji continued to have sex, all da time! The end! Nice story, huh?" she said.

"You baka! That was the rendition of the porn you made us watch last night. Whorey Popper and the Bedroom Chamber O' Secrets. God, I hate you!" Askua spurted vehemently.

"Oh, I guess! Ha ha ha!" Misato slurred as she fell over into sleep.

"I hate you Misato!" Askua yelled.

"I mustn't run away! I mustn't run away!" Shinji screamed in pain from the corner.