Neon Genesis Evangelion Fan Fiction ❯ Evangelion: part Deux ❯ No Need for School - The Third Angel Attacks…well…sort of ( Chapter 6 )

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The crossover insanity begins! The Third Angel is…well, if I told you it take all the fun out of it. Now with longer titles! (LONG CHAPTER ALERT)

Chapter 5: No Need for School - The Third Angel Attacks…well…sort of

Asuka spent the night at one of her friend's house. Misato was glad that Annya and Shinji were okay. Shinji fixed dinner while Misato took a bath and changed. Annya sat in the kitchen and watched Shinji cook. Misato emerged as soon as the food was done. She sat down and opened a can of beer.

"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" she screeched as she finished the can off in one gulp. Annya sweatdropped as Misato began her nightly drunken ramblings as she ate.

"Don't worry, you'll get used to it," Shinji said.

The next morning, Annya and Shinji walked to school together. Shinji told her what had been going on in class. He also warned her about Toji, the 4th child who was worse than Kaji.

Annya was meet with a cold stare from Asuka as she entered the classroom. There were only a few other students in the class. Shinji had told her most of them had left when the Angels returned.

"Class, I would like you to meet our new student Annya Keyton. She's from America," said the teacher.

"Hello," Annya said. Everyone smiled except for Asuka.

"Hey, come sit by me. You're a babe!" said a tall boy with black hair. There were some crutches lying by his desk. Annya reluctantly took the desk in front of him. At least she was sitting behind Shinji.

Gendo sat alone in his office. He was looking at some of the readouts from Annya's EVA.

'She will be very useful. Not only is she a good candidate for the dummy plug, she'll get rid of the German,' he thought. He pressed a button and one of the walls slid away revealing a wooden alter with candles on it. On the wall around it were color photos of Rei floating naked in a tube. Gendo looked at them and started to drool.

"I can't wait until I get those 3D motion cards in!" he exclaimed.

"So, what's your sign?" Toji asked Annya, who scowled and turned away.

"Toji, knock it off!" Shinji said. Toji gaped at him a second and then pulled him away from Annya.

"What's your problem? I'm having fun," he said. Shinji frowned.

"Your acting like a moron."

"Whoa…wait a second! Do you have a crush on her?" Toji smiled wickedly at his friend. Shinji turned beat red.

"Well…what if I do?" Shinji said, lowering his eyes.

"I'll leave her alone then. Besides, she seems to like you too."

"What makes you say that?"

"She's looking at your butt." Shinji whirled around a saw Annya staring at him. Her face turned red and she looked away. Shinji's face drained of color as Toji started to laugh.

All was quiet at NERV. There were no alarms going off. No one running around yelling. No shaking of the ground. Everything was calm…too calm.

"Oh…THIS IS DRIVING ME NUTS!" Misato yelled pulling at her hair. "It's too quiet!"

"I'd say it's a little too late." Kaji muttered. "You're already nuts."

"I heard that!" Misato yelled as she threw a chair at him. It hit him square in the jaw and he fell to the ground with a grunt. The chair landed on top of his face.

"Thank you," he grumbled as he passed out.

"Was that really necessary?" asked Maya, who seemed o appear out of nowhere.

"Yes!" Misato hissed. Maya smiled meekly at the fuming woman. An alarm suddenly sounded. Misato smiled.

"Misato, we've got an angel outside in the streets. It appeared out of no where!" Maya said.

"Alright!!! Let's get down to business!" Misato yelled and hunkered down in front of a monitor.

Shinji, Rei, and Annya ran down the street toward NERV. Asuka had refused to join them and insisted on staying in the school.

"Maybe the Angel will do us all a favor and set on the school," Rei said. Annya and Shinji both sweatdropped. There were a few minutes of silence before anyone spoke.

"Um…Shinji…are we lost?" Annya asked. She stopped and looked around.

"Huh?" he replied as he scratched his head.

"We're back at the school," Rei said. All three glanced around with confused looks on their faces.

Meanwhile at NERV, Misato entered the control room with a worried look on her face. She glanced at a monitor and began pacing around muttering about something under her breath. After a minute she looked up at the people in the room.

"Why aren't they here yet?" she questioned. "They should already be here!"

"Misato, we are getting in reports of people getting lost," Maya said. "It seems as though the Angel can bend reality in on its self."

"Oh my God! Not phase warps! Oh God no!" Misato cried with a look of horror on her face, which then twisted into a look of confusion. "What's a phase warp?" Everyone sweatdropped.

"What are you going on about? We never said anything about phase warps!" Kaji said in an annoyed voice while Maya snorted in disgust.

"Oh…sorry. I was thinking about last nights Star Trek. Or was is Red Dwarf?"

"Why is she in charge again?" Maya asked.

"Because you can't be," Kaji replied.

"Why not?" she asked angrily.

"Because of the rules. No lesbians or gays in charge."

"Oh yeah…"

Annya, Shinji, and Rei sat down on the edge of the sidewalk. They had given up trying to go anywhere after the fourth time around the block.

"What's going on? We keep going in circles!" Shinji said.

"It must be the Angel," Rei said while running a hand through her hair.

"Angel-smangel!" came a voice from behind them. A strong wind blew past them. A short figure landed in front of them. He had a large bag on his back and had a ninja type outfit on. His mouth was shaped like a beak. Annya's eyes went wide with shock.

"It…it can't be! Your Haposi from Ranma ½!" she said in astonishment.

"Hey, your right! It is him," Shinji said. Rei looked at them both in confusion.

"Never heard of him or Ranma," she said.

"Yes, I am Haposi, the Third Angel," he said. "I have come to rescue my dearies. In fact, I have one right here!" He held up a black lacy bra. Annya gasped and pressed her hands to her chest.

"How…you…" she stammered. She stood up and walked toward the Angel. Shinji felt his nose begin to bleed as Annya's breasts bounced uncontrollably due to 'lack of support'.

"When I get my hands on you…" she yelled.

"Whatca goanna go C-cup? Hit me?" he said in a mockingly. He started jumping up and down waving the bra around.

"You letch!" she yelled and jumped up after him, easily grabbing her bra. She then kicked him in the face, sending him crashing onto the ground while she landed on her feet.

"Not fair! Not fair!" Haposi yelled and took off.

"You sure showed him Annya!" Shinji said running up behind her. Annya turned and smiled.

"Hey, he said he was the Third Angel right?" Rei asked. Shinji turned his attention to her.

"He did. Why do you ask?"

"Well, what happened to Angel number 2?" All three pilots looked at each other.

The SEELE members sat in total darkness. One member was tapping his hand in frustration.

"I can't believe it!" he said.

"This Angel situation is getting a little weird," another said.

"No, I'm not talking about that!" the first snapped.

"…" The others made no response.

"Her bra was gone!"

"…"

"Damn the author for not having the Sixth Child take her top off!"

"Your right!" All the members turned and glared at the author, who promptly began to sweatdrop.