Neon Genesis Evangelion Fan Fiction ❯ Evangelion: part Deux ❯ No Need for Naked Fun ( Chapter 5 )

It's the moment you've all been waiting for! Gendo's naked! No…wait…where are you going? I was just kidding. It's Asuka that's naked! That's right! What, you want to know why? Well grasshopper, you'll just have to read to find out.

Chapter 5: No Need for Naked Fun

Shinji let the warm water run over him. Soon, his body began to relax.

'I can't believe that Asuka tried to kill Annya. And what's with eh rival business? At least Annya is okay. The gash wasn't infected,' he thought.

Annya had received 32 stitches to close the gash on her arm. When the plug had been ejected, it hit the EVA on the way down. The jolt caused a panel to blow and a chunk of metal had hit her. The doctor said she didn't have to stay overnight at the hospital.

'Ahhhh…this is so relaxing.' He turned the faucet to make the water a little hotter. 'I wish I could take long showers at home. Misato and Asuka hog the bathroom too much. I wonder if Annya like to take showers…' The thought of Annya in a shower sent unexpected shivers through him. 'Ahh! What am I thinking?! I'm going to get myself worked up if I keep thinking about her.'

Outside the men's locker room, Asuka stood silently with a grin on her face. She looked up and down the hallway to make sure no one was there and quickly stepped inside. She could hear the shower running.

'This will be very interesting. He'll never be able to resist me and then he will be mine!' She chuckled as she slipped out of her pants and top.

Shinji turned off the water and stuck his hand out of the curtain. He started to grope around looking for his towel. After a minute his hand landed on something warm.

'Huh? What's this? It's warm and kind of gushy.' He slightly squeezed it. 'It's got some kind of round point on the end of it. Wait…warm…gushy…point…' Shinji's face turned blue and he flung open the curtain.

"Shinji," purred a very naked Asuka.

"Ah! A…A…Asuka! What are you…doing in here!?!" he stammered.

"I want you Shinji. You're the only one for me," she said seductively.

"Eeep!" he cried as she took a step forward.

Meanwhile at SEELE…

"My oh my! I hope your recoding this."

"I knew she would try this one day. Pay up!" No one on the board paid any attention. They were too engrossed on what was happening in the shower.

"How much do you think this will sell for on the Internet?" one asked.

"A lot. Let's make several copies."

"Agreed."

"Stop it! Get out of here!" Shinji yelled at the top of his lungs. Asuka had him pinned to the wall of the shower. She was running her hands along his chest.

"Oh Shinji…" Asuka purred as she started to move her hands towards his thighs.

"Help me! I'm being raped!" he yelled and tried to push the girl off of him. 'She's completely lost it. What's gotten into her?' Shinji thought as he tried to escape the grasp of the horney German. He saw his chance and shoved her aside. He bolted out of the shower and into the locker room. He grabbed his pants and quickly pulled them on.

"Shinji! Come back here. Take me into your arms," Asuka yelled as she stumbled into the room.

"I don't like you like that. No put your clothing on and go away!" he yelled back.

'This isn't working!' she thought. 'I'll just have to play rough.' She ran toward Shinji with her arms out. Shinji screamed, ran out the door, and down the hall. Asuka, who was still naked, gave chase.

Annya was waling down the hall toward the girls locker room when she heard Shinji screaming. She turned and saw him running towards her. He only had on a pair of pants and looked like he had seen a ghost.

"Annya…help me!" he cried as he ran behind her and cowered with fear. Annya turned around and faced him.

"What's wrong?" she asked.

"She's…she's…trying…to rape me!" he stammered, trying to catch his breath.

"Huh? Rape you? Who?" she asked, confused.

"Her!" he screamed, shutting his eyes and pointing behind her. Annya whipped around and saw Asuka.

"Asuka…your…naked!" Annya said blinking. She couldn't believe what she was seeing. 'She's got some real grooming issues,' she thought.

"Shinji, come away from her. I need you," Asuka said seductively.

"Ah! No way!" he cried and clung to Annya's back.

"Asuka, its obvious that he's not interest in your…um…offer," Annya said.

"You stay out of this!" Asuka hissed.

"I'd rather be fighting an Angel!" Shinji moaned and wrapped his arms around Annya's waist, causing her to blush.

"Hussy!" Asuka yelled and grabbed Annya by her injured arm. Annya screamed in pain as the German tried to rip out the stitches with her nails. Shinji quickly let go of Annya and yanked on Asuka's hair. Asuka cried out and tried to jerk away, only to fall backward onto her side. Annya also started to fall but Shinji caught her.

"Annya, are you all right?" he asked as he examined her arm.

"Hey…what's going on here?" Shinji turned to see Kaji coming down that hall. He stopped dead in his tracks when he saw Asuka. "Asuka, why are you naked?" His eyes glazed over and some blood trickled out from is nose. Asuka turned bright red and quickly stood up.

"You win this rime. Next time you won't be so lucky," she said coldly to Annya and stalked off.

"Um…can someone tell me what's going on here?" Annya asked.

"I wish I knew," Shinji replied.

"Oh, why didn't she do that back in Germany?!?" Kaji cried out. His nose was bleeding like a waterfall and he had tears coming out of his still glazed eyes. Annya and Shinji both sweatdroped and quickly hurried down the hall, leaving Kaji alone to worship the ground on which the naked German had stood.

Quick Author's Note: I don't know about you guys, but this is my favorite chapter this far. In the next chapter, the next angel arrives and the crossover madness begins! Also, I'll will be going back to the last chapter to corrects the EVA numbers mix up. Thanks for telling me Hyper Godzilla. Please review.