Neon Genesis Evangelion Fan Fiction ❯ Normal Day ❯ Chapter 1
On a very typical day, Shinji and Asuka are invited to a very typical party, were very typical things happen.
A typical Evangelion lemon?
Anime/Manga: Neon Genesis Evangelion Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Hentai / Romance | Type: One Shot | Uploaded On: 02.17.2004 | Pages: 9 | Words: 5.5K | Visits: 7.8K | Status: Completed
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Evangelion and all related characters are copyrighted to those crazy bastards at Gainex and those slightly less crazy bastard at ADV. I'm using these characters without permissions but, really, who's gonna' ask Anno if they can fuck around with his creation? Besides, the Fair Use Act Of 197-something states I can use these guys any way I want as long as I'm not getting profit, so screw you! Also, this thing features sex acts between fictional underage people, but, ya' know, Asuka is hot, so who cares? This disclaimer is to long anyway. Just forget you ever read this thing, okay?
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Shinji's eyes snapped open to the all too familiar sound of Asuka bitching at her alarm clock. Must have been time for school. Shinji sat up in bed, rubbed his eyes, yawned, typical teenager-waking up routine.
Or was it?
Okay, it was, but that's beside the point.
Shinji quickly dressed before he headed out into the apartment. His eyes where greeted with an unusual sight, Asuka packing their lunches.
"What are you doing?" where the first words to spring from Shinji's mouth.
"What? I'm packing our lunches. What does it look like I'm doing? Are you saying I can't do something as simple as pack lunch?" Asuka voice was raises a little above normal range, but for the most park, normal morning.
For a fact, the rest of the day could best be described as "normal." Normal meaning uneventful, boring, and completely uninteresting.
Or was it?
I think that's up for you to decide.
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NORMAL DAY By Psycho_Z
A Typical Evangelion Fan Fiction?
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"A party?" Shinji questioned.
"Yep, that's what Hikari said." Toji seemed to quite proud of this bit of information.
"I don't think I've ever been to one of those." Shinji again questioned the piece of paper in his hand.
"You've never been?" Asked Kensuke as he pointed his camera in Shinji's face.
Shinji wasn't exactly sure how to response.
"Well, no. You know I'm not all that social."
Kensuke veered the camera at an odd angle.
"Man, Shinji, you need to loosen up. You're such a stiff. Do you even know how to have fun?"
Shinji scratched his head at this.
"Well, of course I do," He though hard. "I know how to have fun, really," He thought really hard. "I'm just not sure what it is at this moment."
Both friends snorted at this rebuttal. Toji then snatched up the piece of paper from Shinji's hands before stepping in-between the two.
"He's right you know. Besides not that many people are gonna' be there. It would do you some good, Shinji. You need to lighten up, man."
That statement confused Shinji. "What do you mean?" He asked.
"I mean you need to get laid!" Toji responded in typical Toji manner.
What Shinji really wanted to say was that that was a great idea, but his adopted aback nature forced him from really saying anything truthful about sexuality, pacifically his own. So instead he said:
"How would that help things?"
Toji gave a smug grin.
"Come on, Shinji? Don't tell me that wouldn't brighten your day. I've seen the way you look at Rei and Misato. I know you want to get a piece of that!"
Shinji blushed bright red before turning away from his friends, grumbling, and turning back to his lunch. He tried to ignore their loud laughter, he also tried to ignore the fact that said actions would indeed brighten his day. Shinji tried to block the thoughts from his head completely, with little success.
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Meanwhile, across the room, Asuka and Hikari sat, eating their lunches and talking about typical teenage girl issues. Ya' know, everything was real typical.
"A party?" Asuka quipped in-between taking bites out of her sandwich.
"Oh, it' s nothing just something me and Toji decided to get together. Just a fun little get together. Both you and Shinji are invited incase you want to come." Hikari also spoke in-between sandwich bites.
"Why would Shinji want to come? He'd probably be to busy sulking or whining about how his Daddy doesn't love him." Asuka was being all very typical.
"You should be nicer to Shinji. He's not that bad of a person." Hikari, to, was being very typical.
"Yeah, but you don't have to live with him."
Hikari giggled. "Yeah, I guess. I don't know." She went back to eating. There was a silence between the two for a moment. Asuka looked over at the guys, watching Shinji blush at something while Kensuke and Toji laughed it up. Yep, they seemed to be acting typical as well. Asuka decided to break the silence.
"So, what's up with you and Toji?"
Hikari blushed and looked down at the table. "What do you mean?" She finally responded.
"Well, I mean, are you dating? Are you together? You know, are you an item?"
"Well, yes, I guess. I'm not sure. I mean, we're close."
Asuka raised an eyebrow.
"How close?"
Hikari blushed again. Asuka was worried. What was Hikari hiding? Hikari decided she would let the cat out of the bag.
"Me and Toji are…" Her voice lowered to a whisper. "…Sleeping together."
Asuka nearly fell out of her chair at this revelation. Her first response was disbelief.
"What? No! I mean, Hikari, you seemed like the least likely of us to give it up first. But… How'd it happen?"
Hikari shook her head in the no motion. "It just kinda' happen one night. You don't plan these things. It just seemed right at the moment."
Asuka was worried.
"Is it still right?"
Hikari was still whispering.
"Well, of course it is. Just, please don't tell anyone. Neither of our parents know. Mom would be heart-broken. I don't even want to think about how Toji's parent would respond."
Asuka held Hikari's hand reassuringly, and just for a moment, let her softer side shine through. "I wouldn't dare do a thing like that." A moment later, a mischievous smile came on to Asuka's face. "So, how was it?"
Hikari blushed a bright red, but smiled as well.
"It was… Fun." She giggled and covered her face. "I can't talk about this now."
Asuka smiled again.
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Shinji stared at the homework infront of him. He couldn't keep his mind on it. Shinji rarely could. Instead, he was thinking about what was to come. The party he was invited to more specifically. He had never been to a party, or what most teens considered a party anyway, before. Shinji wasn't much of a social person and being around all those people at once would be damn near freighting.
Of course, you all ready knew that.
But something in the fact that someone actually took the time to invite him to a party is what made it different. The fact that someone cared enough to invite him to their social gathering gave Shinji a little more spirit then he would normally have. It was encouraging.
And since I'm sure you're sick of hearing about Shinji's self-doubt, Asuka just then busted out of the bathroom, an annoyed look on her face. She eyed over at Shinji who then looked over at here and was quite shocked at what he saw.
Asuka screamed, "Shinji, we're out of shampoo!"
Shinji, whose face was bright red, responded by saying, shakily, "It's under the sink."
Asuka then noticed that she was not wearing a towel.
"You stupid pervert!"
A door slamming, a young man chuckling, and a teenage girl cursing in German where the sounds that filled the air.
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It was getting late. Asuka sat in her pajamas flicking through the TV stations while Shinji sat on the floor reading a book and listening to his tape player. Ya' know, doing that typical Shinji-thing. She yawned. He yawned. Then Pen-Pen yawned. The yawning spread like some kind of infectious disease. Ah, yes, the simple pleasures of yawning.
BAM! Misato burst through the door, destroying the moment of peace that had manage to form. Shinji and Asuka looked over at the stumbling, drunken, wreck that was Misato. She flung her hair back and gave a wonderfully oblivious smile at the kids.
"Hey! You… Guys!" She mumbled out.
Shinji and Asuka both gave small waves.
"I'm going… bed." Misato stumbled around some more before she finally found the door to her room and opened it. The sound of a body thumping to the floor was heard, loud snoring followed.
Shinji and Asuka gazed at each other with knowing glances, they then went back to doing whatever they where doing.
Typical, huh?
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The ceiling never said anything. It would just stare back at Shinji. It wasn't a very good conservationist. It rarely said anything at all, and when it did speak, it only said something obvious, like, "I need cleaning," or "A spider is spinning a web in my corner."
Shinji blinked and looked over at the clock. Four o' clock, a.m. He needed to sleep. He had school tomorrow. That big social gathering was tomorrow. He couldn't sleep through that.
Shinji looked back at his bedroom ceiling. He closed his eyes and tried to stop thinking.
Damn. What the hell was his problem?
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Asuka looked at the wall. It was yellowish in color. Asuka had never noticed that before. Strange.
She normally went right to sleep. She very rarely ever lingered. Her mind typically went right to dream land.
"I wonder what Shinji's doing?" She thought out loud.
Hmm, that was strange.
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Shinji fired off another load of cum as Misato unclenched her ass…
Shinji's eyes snapped open and he sat up in bed. He wiped the sweat from his face and tried not to notice the throbbing erection in his pants. Shinji looked over at his clock radio and saw it was four o'clock in the morning. He flopped back down onto the bed, trying to get his thoughts off of his dream.
"Damn it, not another one."
The dreams always left Shinji feeling guilty and unpleasant. Making him feel like he walked in on someone else's dirty business. Making him feel like he had abused one of the girls.
Shinji's a guilty bastard, isn't he?
Shinji, once again closed his eyes and tried to sleep. He attempted to clear his head once again. Suddenly, he heard something. It sounded like…
"Shinji…"
Shinji put his head to the wall and tried to listen to Asuka dream.
About him.
Oh, dear.
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School. Generally, the bane of most of its student's existence. The typically drab teachers didn't help either. Everyday, students would march off to this vessel of knowledge, ready to learn, or at least being forced to. The students sat in their chairs, either listening to the teacher intently, or ignoring him all together. School was so very typical.
Somewhere around lunchtime, Toji decided he should talk to that piece of human cheese generally referred to as Shinji Ikari. Shinji was eating his sandwich, and not much more. He looked like he was lost in a period of intense thought. Toji snuck up behind him and grab his shoulders. Shinji let out a loud yelp. The entire classroom looked at him. Shinji was embarrassed, just like he always was.
A moment later…
"God, Toji, you're an ass." Shinji was stilling munching on that sandwich of his.
"Yeah, I know. Sorry, it was too easy." Toji was not munching on anything.
"Gee, you could use a healthy does of subtlety, Toji."
"Huh, who need's it? Anyway, Shinji, are you and Asuka still coming to that thing tonight?"
"Yeah…" That self-doubt thing was still visible in Shinji's voice.
"Good to hear your finally going to drag your ass outta' of the house."
"Yeah…" Damn, that self-doubt was persistent.
The rest of the day past in a very typical fashion.
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Asuka wore that nice summer dress she owns. Shinji just threw on whatever was handy. The two marched around the city for a while looking for their final destination. They did find it, but only after Shinji got lost a couple of times.
The two enter the building to discover quite the party going. Toji greeted them at the door. It was obvious that he was more then a little intoxicated.
"Heeey, guys! Nicccce to see you shooowed up… Heh…" Toji slurred at them.
"Toji, are you drunk?" Asuka chimed in with her trademark cynicism.
" A little, maybe…" Toji was wandering around like a woozy fish.
"I thought he said it would be a small party? Who are all these people? I didn't know Toji knew this many people."
Shinji's mind was racing. What would he do? He didn't know any of these people. This whole situation was frightening. He didn't know what to do. This cycle of confusion and low self-esteem would have continued if it were not for Asuka interjecting.
"Come on, Shinji. Liven up. Go talk to a girl, it would do you some good." Asuka pushed Shinji into the crowd. He nearly fell down, but managed to regain his balance and found his way to a couch.
He remained there most of the night, not talking to anyone and mostly just thinking about how happy he'll be when this is over. But somewhere towards the end of the night…
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Asuka sat down next to Shinji. She had a wonderful smile of obliviousness on her face. She smiled at Shinji and placed her hand on his shoulder.
"Hey, Shinji…" She seemed uncharacteristically relaxed.
"Um, hi, Asuka." Shinji wasn't sure what was going on.
"Shinji, you look tired…" Asuka shook his shoulder. She was slurring.
"Asuka, are you drunk?"
Asuka looked at him with half opened eyes and a dumb smile then said, "Yeah…"
"Um, well, just don't vomit on me, okay?" To an outside force that might have sounded like a joke, and indeed Asuka went into a laughing fit, but Shinji was being dead serious.
When Asuka stopped laughing, she wrapped herself around Shinji.
"Your nice and warm…" She looked at him and smiled. Her cleavage was very visible, and this only managed to put Shinji more on-edge. Now he was unsure, nervous, and aroused.
"Uh, Asuka, are you okay? You're not acting like yourself." The two began to fall towards the floor.
"Oh, never felt better," Asuka mumbled out. The two hit the floor. Asuka's arms where still wrapped around Shinji chest and she was now lying on top of his crouch. He hoped to God that she wouldn't feel his forming erection.
"Asuka, maybe you should get off." Shinji was making excuses.
"Oh, Shinji, your such a stiff…" Asuka jumped up on all fours, giving Shinji a front seat view of her breast. Yes, indeed, he was a stiff.
"Um, Asuka…" He was cut short.
"Your cute, ya' know, maybe if you weren't such a loser, you'd be…" Incoherent mumbling. She was drunk all right. Asuka would never say something like this under normal circumstance.
"Excuse me?" Shinji was confused.
Asuka laid back down and Shinji now fully established erection could be felt by the teenage girl. Asuka laughed.
"Shinji, I'm I making you hard?" She slurred out.
"Um, Asuka, how `bout you…" He was cut off again.
"Shinji, you want to fuck me, don't you?" Shinji's eyes grew large at this assumption.
If he was honest he would've said yes, and in many different positions, but he wasn't honest, and even this close to the prize, he wouldn't admit it. He had to make something up.
"Asuka, I think you need…" More cutting off proceeded.
"Shinji, just say yes."
Shinji couldn't take much more of this.
"Asuka…"
"Shinji, I think you're cute, and you want to fuck me, so let's fuck."
God, she must've been really drunk.
"Asuka…" Shinji was losing to his hormones.
Asuka moaned as she stuck her hand up her dress. Shinji was freaking out. He wanted to run off and away from this. This wasn't right. Soon, Asuka removed her panties.
"Asuka, I don't think…"
"Shut up…" She put her fingers on his mouth and he stopped speaking. His ever-increasing embarrassed state continued to increase as she started to remove his pants.
"Asuka…" His voice was shaking.
"Shinji, just let it happen." Asuka's voice was clearer then it had been.
Soon, Shinji's manhood was fully releases from its cotton prison. Shinji was breathing hard. Asuka didn't look at "it," but instead looked Shinji in the eyes.
"Shinji…" She moaned as she lowered herself on top of him.
Shinji's eyes just about popped out of his head. He had never felt anything like this. This wasn't a dream. This was real life. Shinji was scared out of his wits.
"Shinji, that feels good." Shinji was more then halfway inserted into Asuka's womb.
"Asuka…" Shinji was still trying to discourage her. If only he knew why.
It was strange; Shinji didn't feel a hymen brake.
"Shinji…" Asuka moaned as she started to buck rhythmically on top of him. He was letting out labored breaths, still scared. She was letting out confident moans and groan, obliviously not caring if anyone noticed her having sex.
This went on for about ten minutes. Asuka enjoying every minute of it, Shinji not sure what to feel. Shinji was sure he saw Kensuke recording the event.
About at the eleven-minute mark, Asuka felt something inside of her. It felt like an earthquake inside of her pelvis. A great, mind-blowing, feeling. Something so great, yet so primal, it could only be describe as divine. Asuka let out a scream like none she ever let out before. My God, so this was pleasure.
Shinji, felt this as well, he also heard it as well. This feeling encouraged him to have his own orgasm. All the fear, all the stress, everything that sucked about life, emptied out of him and into oblivion.
Holy shit, that felt great.
Shinji, too, was feeling something divine.
Soon afterwards, both collapsed and drifted off to sleep.
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Asuka and Shinji entered the apartment. Asuka hair was a mess. Shinji looked very tired. Misato sat at the table, sipping a beer.
"So, where were you guys last night?"
Asuka answered. "At a party."
Misato responded. "Oh! How was it?"
Asuka and Shinji, in unison, responded,
"Typical."
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