Neon Genesis Evangelion Fan Fiction ❯ Shinji The Harem King ❯ The Set Up ( Chapter 1 )

[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]

 
Shinji the Harem King
 
 
By
 
 
Taro M.D


Chapter 1
The Setup
 
 
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Don't worry about this fan fiction ladies and gents, this is going to be a warning for all those that are expecting much sense to happen in this new short series... this is going to be a PWP short series with Shinji Ikari with OC ladies and maybe some hints of other ladies but basically this is going to be something to keep you entertained when I finally work on the next edition of Sex Days.


So yeah here we go with the nonsense!
 
 
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Third Impact had came and passed with events changing the world in more detail than a porn magazine with pictures.... oh don't look at me like that it's not like I came up with these sayings... ah who the fuck cares it's not my problem, anyway as I was saying... you probably might know what happened with everyone associated with NERV.


Basically everything you already know... from the events of Evangelion itself but however there was one small twist in the plot... something that no one had ever suspected but no one not even Gendo knew what was coming.


Apparently what no one figured was that Yui Ikari's family has been looking for Shinji for a very long time and the main reason that they were looking for him was because they felt that Gendo wasn't capable of raising his son so before Yui left with him, she arranged that if anything would happen to her then anyway possible Shinji would be raised by said family instead of being a pilot of NERV.


Well the family always keep its promise and they were going to collect on it.


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Sh inji Ikari was where he would usually be when he had nothing to do in the apartment that he shared with his bitch of a roommate Asuka and his guardian Misato who was a raging drunk but he was used to it by now... by now in most modern cultures then he would be classed as a raging emo and hidden gay issues... so he was in his room listening to his SDAT and listening to the same two tracks over and over again.


However he was just plain bored and was getting tired of the same endless crap and bullshit that he had to endure each day... from a schizophrenic bitch to a drunk that can't cook to a mute girl that had the emotional capacity as a tea towel and most of all he was tired from NERV who was sprouting bullshit each time that they do something to 'save' the world from the Angels.


I've had it with this useless thing I call my life... nothing ever goes the way I want it and worse of all I'm stuck here without any way of escaping especially that last time that forced me to accept that lifetime membership to NERV, sometimes why can't I be any other guy and have a girlfriend at least have sex once.


But nobody likes me...


SMACK!

Don't you even think about saying a word you sad excuse of a emo fag... it's your fault that we're stuck here, it's not my problem if you haven't got any balls in you, it's because of you that I haven't got laid yet... especially with that Asuka chick she would of rocked our world if you wasn't such a pussy!


But Asuka will kick my ass!


That's what you think... if you wasn't such a girl then urgh you know what screw this I don't need you and I'm really starting to doubt you as a personality as well you bastard!


"Fuck this."


Shinji basically got up, removed his SDAT player and basically got out of his room... he then headed for the front door.


"I'm going out for a bit... like anyone cares."


Shinji then left the apartment and what he didn't know was that he would never see his home ever again.


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Shinji made his way down the streets of Tokyo-3 just feeling that he wished he would have a life of his own... he didn't mind being amongst regular people but sometimes he wished that he had never came to Tokyo-3 and stayed with his aunt and uncle then he wouldn't of gone through this nightmare but he knew that he was getting thirsty so he thought of buying a refreshing drink of cola from a nearby can machine.


So as he started to load the yen into the machine, he didn't really notice that he was being watched from a distance by a young woman who had ideas and more importantly orders from an unknown benefactor to bring him into their hands... although she wondered why did she agree to do this


Why do I have to do this... I mean I don't see anything special about this teenager but they want him secured and as soon as possible.


She sighed as she tied up her blonde hair to one side which was supported by a bow as she checked from a nearby alleyway... she knew that the security teams were very vicious but then again she was a trained commando and master of multiple weapons so she was confident of getting out of this situation alive.


Sorry kid to have to do this but orders are orders and I have mine to fulfil.
 
 
The unknown woman then loaded up her gun and got ready to do her job.


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S hinji was back on the path drinking from the can especially as it was a very hot day today, now all he needed to do was to get away from it all or at least to the park but he knew that Tokyo 3 was basically a virtual prison where NERV control everything so in order for him to ever escape this place was either being dismissed or was killed in battle... which was the last thing he wanted.


If only there was a way that I could just leave…


Suddenly he heard a loud bang which shook him but he realised that it wasn't an Angel attack but rather an explosion coming from a nearby building which was a block away but what was more important was that he suddenly felt cold steel on his forehead and felt an arm wrapped round his neck before a cool calm voice was heard into his ear.


"If you value your life kid then I suggest you don't move."


"Um what if I was to scream at a high voice?"


"Then I would have to hurt you in a delicate place... now kid do you want to be singing at a crescendo?"


Shinji gave it a good thought and immediately shook his head no.


"Good boy now let's get going... my distraction won't last long."


"That was you that caused the explosion?"


"Well yeah kid nobody was in it luckily and they'll treat it as a gas explosion but don't worry we'll be long gone before they suspect anything."


Shinji was then let go and was quickly marched with gun behind his back as they headed for a really pricey fast car that looked the part especially for future Tokyo.


"Ok sadly in order for us to escape, your going to have to be knocked out so sorry for this kid."


Shinji then felt a hard smack on the side of his head as he got pistol-whipped and then fell unconscious as the woman dragged him into the car and placed him on the seat followed by a large sheet then placed items to cover up the disguise as she then entered the car and then got our her car keys that she placed in her pocket before she started the car up.


"Ok then next stop pay dirt!"


She then drove off towards the outskirt of the city confident that she'll pull off the job but then again nothing is ever simple.


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TO BE CONTINUED


(Taro) Oh yeah this is definitely a start to something interesting as you might call it... then again I'm just diverting for attention and for those that want me to write Sex Days... it will be written damn it I need time to get the plot sorted out and then it'll be done.


Just a short reminder though as always to write those reviews and tell me what you think... what should be done and what must be improved but literally it's up to you now.