Neon Genesis Evangelion Fan Fiction ❯ Shinji the Samurai ❯ Enter the Blade ( Chapter 1 )

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Shinji the Samurai


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Shinji the Samurai



Disclaimer: I don't own Neon Genesis Evangelion or any other things that
are related to NGE or Gainax or co. so sue me. Hey, I'm just writing an
innocent fanfic not making another anime that's a straight ripoff from NGE.
(Unlike a certain Play station game)



Authors notes: This is my first fanfic okay so go eazzzzy on me 'kay?
This is the Prologue for my first story. Review plz flames also accepted
although it won't do any good ^_^



Authors notes UPDATE: Okay I see that I need some more
explaining, first things first:

Yes, I'm a foreigner, that means I'm not from America or England,
I'm from The Netherlands.(actually I'm Asian but because of war problems my
parents was forced to move to The Netherlands)

AND I'm a 14 year old kid, so it will be pretty obvious that I'm not a
super English professor graduated from college.

Yes I use Word 2000 to fix some spelling(I'm not that stupid that I
really have to depend on it, just a few flaws here and there)

Yes I know the format is really crappy but I'll change that in
the second chapter.

Yes I know that this story isn't really original but hey, I'm a newbie
writer.

The Progressive Katana was something I got from an Evangelion artbook,
it shows a really kewl Unit 1 with a giant silver-purple like Katana(It's not
Progressive on the picture, so I just decided to make it progressive in
this fic)

No I'm not gonna make Shinji some super Kenshin-like warrior that moves
with godspeed or some of that stuff, he will stay realistic(only exception is
Chapter 3 he will change somewhat but that's only temporary.

Okay maybe sever is the bad word but I'm not a super doctor who knows
every bone and muscle in my body.

Uh…… what else? Nothing? Okay I'm finished.



Authors notes UPDATE UPDATE: Changed the format on Chapter 1 a
little.





***Neon Genesis Evangelion: Shinji the Samurai Chapter 1***





Night falls at Tokio-3, the inhabitants are all in their respective
homes bed sleeping from another day in reality, except for 1 person, and that
particular person is one named Shinji Ikari.



[Misato's Apartment, Shinji's Bedroom]



Shinji is lying in his bed full awake and thinking about what happened
earlier in school, it was certainly not a very pleasant one. While everyone was
off dozing he was the unfortunate one that stayed awake, and it was not without
a reason.



{Flashback, earlier in the morning at the Tokio-3 high school}



Shinji was tired, Asuka was nagging all morning, Shinji was sleepy, he
didn't get enough rest, Shinji was exhausted, a sync test and loads of homework
doesn't work well together indeed, but he had succeeded this impossible task,
at 1 expense.

"Yo Shinji!" was all he heard and suddenly got a hard slap on the back.

'Darn it not now'

"You gotta back off from the rough sex all night."

"Shut up Toji I'm not in the mood right now" but Toji kept ignoring him.


"You should quit your job as The Demon's sex slave you know, although
she's the perfect mistress she sure gives you quite a… " and on goes Toji but
Shinji doesn't listen, he's just to tired.

'dammit will he ever shut up' He was just about to say something until
somebody did it for him. SLAP! He and everyone else heard as the infamous Class
Rep whacked Toji hard on the head. The 2 bickered on but Shinji didn't care at
all.

The 2 suddenly stopped and began the Stand, Bow, Sit routine, Shinji
complied without any enthusiasm as he moved like a zombie. Fortunately the
Sensei didn't notice it at all and began his lecture about the Second Impact
and before. 'Nothing new here, as always I can just doze off' Shinji began to
slowly drift off to the fantasy world where he is loved and accepted by
everyone, a dream impossible to be reality.

The school bell rang but he didn't hear it, still adrift, everybody
slowly left the room. Asuka noticed his absence so was about to yell at him,
but considered that letting him miss his lunchtime was a much more crueller
punishment. Smiling of her brilliant intelligence, she rummaged through his bag
not caring of damaging any properties and snatched her prize, her bento. She
left the room with a wicked smile.

The room is empty now, except for a sleeping Shinji, and an unknown boy,
he had a rough look, muscular body and an angry frown. He stepped up towards
Shinji, picked him slowly up so that he wouldn't wake, he studied him a while
and then delivered him a hard punch in the jaw so hard that Shinji dropped onto
the floor as equally hard. Shinji woke up with a(nother) punch, he looked full
with fear on his enemy in this battle, it was a boy he didn't knew his name of,
but was classed as a 'bully' amongst the student body. Realizing this, he made
an attempt to scatter but was tackled delivering himself to the floor, the
bully picked him up again and began to stomp the shit out of him.

This did not all go undetected as someone with camouflage outfit with a
binocular was sitting on a tree facing the classroom window with awe.

"This is 2-1-05 here Target Delta is in danger, Target Delta is in
danger, recommending immediate dynamic entry right away, Shinji is being beaten
the shit out by a bully"

2 Section 2 agents in one of the waiting benches got their orders and
immediately ran to the classroom, kicked the door forcefully open and dragged
the kicking bully hard down the floor with a crash, and waited a little before
putting the cuffs on him and proceed to drag him out.

"This is 2-2-15, Shinji is medium-heavy wounded but doesn't appear to
have permanent injuries and is in no immediate danger, but make sure he gets
his wounds treated he took a hell of a beating"

A minute later some school nurses entered and carried him over the
Nurses Office and treated his wounds. All they know is that they needed a lot
of bandages.

~~~~~~~~~

"WHAT!?!?" Misato was beyond shocked to hear this incident. "YOU
SHOULD'VE ACTED SOONER YOU BUNCH OF GOONES" and then she hung up not in the
mood for hearing apologies and plies for mercy. She headed straight for the
garage and got in her car and maxed her speed up to the school.



{End Flashback}



'Lots of bruises, 3 broken ribs, (okay okay you guys let's try something
else, uuhhhh…) broken arm, broken nose, ……….' The words entered his head on and
on, it would take at least 6 weeks to heal but because of NERV's advanced
medical department it would only take 2 weeks. 'What a wimp I am couldn't even
run off'

'stupid... spineless… wimp…' was all that Shinji thought, the infamous
copyrighted words of the great Sohryu Asuka Langley, before he gone to sleep,
and his dreams weren't pleasant, as it involves a certain Asuka dressed as a
devil yelling the same words (not hard to guess) over and over again.



[Fast forward to 2 weeks later, the apartment at dinner time]



Everybody was munching Shinji's food like it was the only way for them
to survive.

"Sure as hell glad that Shinji is finally loose of those bandages, man I
couldn't live a single day more with Misato's cooking"

"WHAT!?! You hurt my feelings" said Misato in a little girl's voice.

"wuark wuark wuaaaaaaaaarrrk" answered Pen Pen.

Misato snorted and said "You're all conspiring against me huh? That's so
low"

Shinji however didn't paid very much attention to it, he was slowly
chewing his food like something bothered him, and it so happens that something
is bothering him.



Shinji was eating extra slowly and waited patiently as Asuka left the
table, and Pen Pen waggled over his fridge.

"Misato………."

"What's up Shin-chan?" answered the drunk officer.

"I got a favour to ask you" said Shinji.

"Oooooooooo do you want to know Asuka's measurements? or Rei's? I knew
you had a thing for both of them hehehehe."

Shinji turned red at that "A-a-a-ano it's not like that! It's something
more serious…" Shinji bent his head down.

"Huh? What's more important then both of them?"

"I-I-I-I-I uuh……. Well that is….. you know…. Uhhhhh…… AAARRRGGGGG!!!!"
Shinji slammed at the table hurting his knuckles at it.

"Darn it what is it that makes you crotched up so much?" 'There must be
something going on his mind and I don't think it's that pleasant' thought
Misato.

"Well………. Shoot I'm going to say this straight out, Misato, I want to
study martial arts" About 1 second later Misato fell off the chair laughing her
ass off that hard.

"M-misato!!! This is serious!"

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" laughed Misato back.

After the laughing died out she said "Is THAT cranking you up for 2
weeks, sure I'll go find yourself a martial arts teacher, anything specific?"

"Nothing special, just make sure it's non-lethal" said the embarrassed
boy.

"Righto pal, but I'll need permission from the commander" Shinji
immediately fell in the Shinji-depression-mode after hearing this.

"Don't worry my little pumpkin I'll convince him in some way" said
Misato in a playful tone.

Not brightening up, he said "thanks, and don't call me pumpkin" after
that, he retracted himself in his private domain.



[Next day, before the Commander's Office door]

'Okay Misato, well just go over this exactly as we practiced and planned
this, just don't panic, this guy gives me the creeps'

Unknown to the nervous girl, a little security camera on the ceiling
displays the different emotions on her face and the heavy breathing straight to
the (grinning) commander.



She waited to cool down, and then opened the door slowly and entered at
the same sleep, she slowly walked to the desk, sweating more as she did so. She
finally stopped a 2 meter distance from the desk, looking at him, in the
classic the Gendo Position™ (you know where he is sitting at his desk, with
those gleaming tinted glasses, with both his hands folded before his mouth)Just
looking at him instantly made her lost her well practiced plan in the drain.

Tilting his head looking up her, he said with a short spark on his
glasses caused by the lighting in the room "Major Katsuragi, what is the reason
of your presence?"

Overly intimidated, she said "W-w-well, erm, excuse me commander, but
uhh.. pilotIkarirequestedtohavemartialartstraining" She was slowly loosing her
cool, and it seems that the commander is thinking about this.

'hhhmm…… I cannot allow Shinji to have a spine, this will misbalance the
Human Instrumentality Project, but it does allow to have SEELE's scenario
vaporized, but still, and there are certain personal reasons as well'

"Request denied"

"But s-sir, why? H-h-he-he s-s-s-shin-ji uurrmmm…" Misato is desperately
finding a way that will persuade him

"eerrr…. Shinji could fight better against the angels!" 'That's it, good
thinking Misato'

"y-you know Shinji doesn't fight very well overall, I mean fighting in
an eva is almost the same as in real life, and Shinji doesn't fight very well,
Martial Arts training could certainly boost up his confidence and make him more
reliable in combat situations" Misato said hoping to convince him.

'confidence……. That is the last thing I need from Shinji, although the
major does point a few things'

"Very well, request granted" said the commander in a cool voice.

'YES YES YES YEEEEESSSSSSS!!!!!! I SURVIVED, OH THANK YOU KAMI-SAMA!!!!'
Misato was instantly brighting up.

"Major, see to it that he has a Sensei basic hand-to-hand combat
training, basic small blades combat training so that he can fight more
effective with the progressive knife, and a full advanced Katana combat
training from a special style, you shall have the papers with full specifics of
the martial art styles in the next day so that you can recruit a special
sensei"

"But sir, Shinji requested that he has non-lethal training, so I do
understand the small blades training but why does he have to train with a
Katana?!?!" Misato is obviously worried, he can never train with a weapon that
can kill.

"Major Katsuragi, this is not only for his personal self-defence but is
also necessary for combat in the EVA, but if you insist you can let him train
in a Sakaba sword" said the commander in the same cool voice.

"Sakaba?" Misato never heard of that in all her life reading manga's.

"A reversed blade, the sharp edge of the sword is on the side that faces
you, on the other side where the sharp edge is suppose to be the edge is round,
not sharp thus inflicting bruising wound instead of cutting or piercing wounds,
however if you reverse the blade, holding it upside-down, you could still
inflict cuts with the sharp edge"

"Thank you sir, well uuhh goodbye sir" she quickly left the room, the
instant the door closed, the crashed to the floor breathing very quickly. 'I
need a six-pack RIGHT NOW'





Back to the Commander's Office, Gendo Ikari is still in The Position™.

Suddenly a voice spoke "Is that wise, Ikari? This might interfere with
our plans" A figure comes out behind the darkness and stops right at the right
side of Ikari.

"That is true, but it will also unexpectingly vaporize SEELE's scenario"

Fuyutsuki's voice spoke again "I know that isn't your only reason,
Ikari"

Gendo smirks at the sentence.

"By the way, why the katana training?" pondered the vice-commander out
loud.

"Fuyutsuki, do you know where I left the plans for the special modified
Progressive Katana-01?" said the commander still in his smirk.



[Back to the apartment]



Shinji was waiting close at the door, he looked somehow exited like some
guy comes in giving him a 100 million yen check.

'What is that baka standing there, he is obviously waiting for the
mailman to deliver his brain back' Asuka paid attention to the TV once more.

Then the door opened and a very messed up and tired Misato came in.

"tadaima-a-a-AAAAAAAAA!!!!" Shinji grabbed her by the arm and dragged
her very ecstatic to his room.

"well well WELL?!? What did he say??" asked an over-excited Shinji.











Next Chapter, Shinji finally begins his training, the progress is
tremendous, but the results are more then you've expected, all because of 1 reason.
Coming soon, Shinji the Samurai chapter 2 : Shinji the Blue Thunder of Tokio-3
High (part 1) --- (Thanks to Chewie on this one)