Original Stories Fan Fiction ❯ Dimitri 3210 ❯ Let the Games Begin! ( Chapter 1 )

Let the Games Begin!

 

 

 

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WARNING!: If you are looking for something that's serious, normal, and not Fourth Wall-breaking, do NOT read this. It will cause you to lose grasp of all reality, if you have any at all.

 

 

 

 

“Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, adolescents of both genders,” the bodiless announcer said. Outside of a large, metal building, a crowd of hundreds of people were gathered around two men. “Prepare yeself; for the new season of AstroBall is about to begin!”

 

“Wow, everyone's really excited about us unveiling our new team.” One of the men said. This man wore a tuxedo and looked very official. He had light brown hair and carried a suitcase.

 

“They should be, Clyde.” The second man said. This man was old. VERY OLD. His beard was so long it fell down to the ground. He was hunched over and used a walking stick. His eyes were hidden behind two pairs of over-sized sunglasses. “We put a lot of faith in you coming up with members of Team Caro Bukser.”

 

Clyde's eyes widened. “You mean… it was up to me to come up with members for the team, COM?” He asked nervously. “Yes… is that a problem?” The old man asked suspiciously. “Well…” Clyde said hesitantly, “I didn't really know I was supposed to choose the team, COM…”

 

COM sighed. “You; you're fired.” He said as he pointed at Clyde, who walked away, out of his job and out of the story. “You…” he said as he grabbed a person out of the crowd. “You have until this chapter is over to find Team Caro Bukser!”

 

The person from the crowd was a young man, about seventeen. He wore a red jacket with written on his back. “Um… okay.” The young man said. “Excellent.” COM said. “You're our new Pointman.”

 

“My name's Idenshi.” The young man said. “Whatever.” COM said. “Do you know what COM stands for?” “Not reall—.” “Good, let's keep it that way.” COM interrupted.

 

 

 

Idenshi began running down the street. “How'd I get myself mixed up in this?” He asked himself as he ran past a boy about his age. The boy had dark skin and red hair. He was wearing a girl-scout uniform and was sitting at a table with cookies all over it.

 

“Hey!” He said. “You wanna buy some girl-scout cookies?” Idenshi stopped and looked around. “But… you're not a girl.” He said. The boy looked around to make sure nobody was listening. “Shh!” He said as he put his finger to his lips. “I'm undercover.”

 

Idenshi stared at the boy as if he were insane. “Hey, um… you want to join and AstroBall Team?” He asked. “Sure, okay!” The boy said. “My name's Wigger.” “Wigger?” Idenshi said. “Yeah, my parents wanted a girl.” Wigger said. “But Wigger's not a—.” Idenshi said, but stopped himself. “Never mind.” He said as he ran away.

 

 

 

Idenshi stopped running 1.5 seconds later when he saw a janitor. The janitor had wild black hair and glasses. He was mopping the dirt for some reason. He wore a nametag that read `Cedric.'

 

“Hey!” Idenshi said. “Do you want to be a member of an AstroBall team?” The janitor looked around. “Do I still get to be the janitor?” He asked. “Um… `kay.” Idenshi said. “Welcome to the team, Cedric.” “Oh, my name's not Cedric.” The janitor said. “I'm Blocke.”

 

Idenshi began thinking about this confusedly, but decided to just back away. “Um… alright.” He said as he began running away. Blocke just shrugged and continued mopping the dirt.

 

 

 

Idenshi ran for about a few more minutes before he saw a girl walking down the street. The girl had black hair in a short ponytail, wore blue jeans, and a black shirt that had sleeves too long for her arms. She was carrying a purse that had no money in it, only a can of Thirsty Drink.

 

“Hey!” Idenshi said as he ran up to the girl. “Do you—?” The girl reached into her pocket and took out a can of pepper spray. She sprayed the liquid into Idenshi's eyes, causing him to fall to the ground. She then began hitting him with her purse.

 

“Wait!” Idenshi said. “I just wanted to see if you wanted to be in an AstroBall team!” “Oh, okay.” The girl said as she stopped hitting Idenshi. “My name's Anne.” `O-okay.” Idenshi said as he staggered to get up and ran away.

 

 

 

Idenshi kept running until he passed a boy about his age. The boy had dark skin and red hair. He was wearing a girl-scout uniform and was sitting at a table with cookies all over it.

 

“Hey!” He said. “You wanna buy some girl-scout cookies?” Idenshi stopped and turned around. “I already met you!” He yelled angrily. “Oh, right.” Wigger said. “Sorry. I got confused in the story-line.” “That's okay.” Idenshi said. “It happens to most people.” He walked away calmly.

 

 

 

“Wow, I've got some time left.” Idenshi said as he looked at his watch that had just suddenly appeared on his wrist. “This chapter won't be over for a while. Maybe I can find the last member of the team!”

 

 

 

Next Time: Strategies and—

 

 

 

“Hey, none of that!” Idenshi yelled. “Let me find the last member!”

 

 

 

Next Time: Whatever, Dude.

 

 

 

“Okay.” Idenshi said. “Now, where am I going to find—.” He stopped short when he saw a samurai dojo in the middle of the road. “That's weird.” He said as a car crashed into the side of the dojo, severely harming it but doing no damage to the dojo.

 

Idenshi cautiously walked through the large doors of the dojo… and saw that it was nothing like it was on the outside. The outside made it seem like an actual samurai dojo; inside, it looked like a snack factory.

 

“Wha?” Idenshi asked in confusion. Hundreds upon hundreds of one-eyed, one-legged, bald hunchbacks wearing white aprons were working, filling bags with tasty snacks.

 

“Let's go, ladies!” Someone right next to Idenshi yelled. He was just a little younger than Idenshi, with spiky, green hair. He was wearing a purple suit with a green tie. “You girls have been packaging for Crapsnax Corporation all your lives, and come hell or high water, you're going to do it now!”

 

“These are ladies?” Idenshi asked in confusion. “Sure are!” The boy said as he did a back flip and landed on a table. “And I'm Dimitri Kickitopian; Heir to the Crapsnax Corporation Family Fortune!”

 

Idenshi sighed and walked away. “Okay. Sorry to bother you.” He said as he walked towards the door, but Dimitri was already at the door. “Sorry, punk.” Dimitri said as his eyes turned red, his hair turned purple, and he cracked his knuckles. “I can't let you leave…” he suddenly returned to normal, fell to the ground and grabbed Idenshi's ankles. “Please let me join the team! Please, oh please, oh please!”

 

“Okay, fine!” Idenshi said. “You can join the team.” Dimitri stood up, folded his arms, and turned his back to Idenshi. “Maybe I don't want to be on your damn team.” He said. “But you just said you wanted to join!” Idenshi said in confusion.

 

“Yeah, I know!” Dimitri said happily as he turned to face Idenshi. He had closed his eyes, was wearing a huge smile, and seemed to be glowing. “Uh… right.” Idenshi said. “Welcome to the team…” “… You freak.” He thought.

 

“Yay!” Dimitri said as he ripped off his tuxedo, revealing he had been wearing a purple tank-top, blue jeans, and bracelets underneath it. “This makes me want to sing!” A microphone suddenly lowered from the ceiling.

 

 

 

Dimitri:

We are Fighting Dreamers Takami wo mezashite

Fighting Dreamers Narifuri kamawazu

Fighting Dreamers Shinjiru ga mama ni

Oli Oli Oli Oh-! Just go my way!

Right here Right now (Bang!)

Buppanase Like a dangan LINER!

Right here Right now (Burn!)

Buttakitteku ze Get the fire!

Right here Right now (Bang!)

Buppanase Like a dangan LINER!

Right here Right now (Burn!)

Kewashii shura no michi no naka Hito no chizu wo hirogete doko e yuku?

Gokusaishoku no karasu ga Sore wo ubaitotte yaburisuteta

Saa kokoro no me Mihiraite Shika to ima wo mikiwamero! (Yeah!)

Ushinau mono nante nai sa Iza mairou!

We are Fighting Dreamers Takami wo mezashite

Fighting Dreamers Narifuri kamawazu

Fighting Dreamers Shinjiru ga mama ni

Oli Oli Oli Oh-! Just go my way!

Right here Right now (Bang!)

Buppanase Like a dangan LINER!

Right here Right now (Burn!)

Oto wo tatezu shinobiyoru kage ga Itsumo bokura wo madowaseru

Yuugenjikkou Ooki na kaze ga Uneri wo agete fukiareru

Kazashita surudoi katana de Onore no asu Kirihirake! (Yeah!)

Hoshou nante Doko ni mo nai sa Naa Sou daro!?

We are Fighting Dreamers Takami wo mezashite

Fighting Dreamers Narifuri kamawazu

Fighting Dreamers Shinjiru ga mama ni

Oli Oli Oli Oh-! Just go my way!

Right here Right now (Bang!)

Buppanase Like a dangan LINER!

Right here Right now (Burn!)

Buttakitteku ze Get the fire!

Right here Right now (Bang!)

Buppanase Like a dangan LINER!

Right here Right now (Burn!)

Buttakitteku ze Get the fire!

We are Fighting Dreamers Kono nakama-tachi to

Fighting Dreamers Subete wo makikomi

Fighting Dreamers Kokorozashi Takaku

Oli Oli Oli Oh-!

We are Fighting Dreamers Takami wo mezashite

Fighting Dreamers Narifuri kamawazu

Fighting Dreamers Shinjiru ga mama ni

Oli Oli Oli Oh-! Just go my way!

(Don't forget your first impulse ever)

(Let's keep your adventurous ever)

Right here Right now (Bang!)

Buppanase Like a dangan LINER!

Right here Right now (Burn!)

Buttakitteku ze Get the fire!

Right here Right now (Bang!)

Buppanase Like a dangan LINER!

Right here Right now (Burn!)

Buttakitteku ze Get the fire!

 

 

 

 

Next Time: Strategies and Placements: Party Like it's 3199!