Original Stories Fan Fiction ❯ The Lonely Warrior ❯ Episode 1: The Horny Annoying Woman That Gets On Everybody's nerves ( Chapter 1 )

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The Lonely Warrior

Episode 1:

The Horny Annoying Woman That Gets On
Everybody's Nerves





(This story starts in a nice house in a "Feudal Japan" type setting. The house belongs to a girl named Nuri. Nuri is dressed in a nice kimono that was pink with red flowers. She is currently doing some work around the house when she hears a knock on the door. She walks up to the window by the door and sees two tall men who look like soldiers and a middle aged woman wearing a purple kimono. Nuri runs slowly to the door and opens the door slowly.)


Nuri: (nervously) Hello. (giggles nervously) Its nice to see you guys. Heh. What brings you here?

Middle aged woman: (angrily) Don't play dumb with us, miss Nuri! You KNOW what we're here for!

Soldier on the left: Thats right! We're here to collect the payments for the last two months!

Nuri: (nervously) Umm... what if I... umm... don't have the money to pay right now?

Soldier on the right: Then I guess we'll haveta take you to the landlord to discuss you're problem.

Nuri: NOOOO! I don't WANNA go to that dirty perverted old man!

Middle aged woman: (angrily) You have no choice, miss Nuri! Come with us or else!

Nuri: Never!

(Nuri slams the door in front of them. The soldier on the right runs to the window beside the door while the other soldier bangs on the door very hard. Nuri slides to the window to find the soldier knocking hard on the window.)

Soldier at window: (yelling) Come on out Nuri! You can't escape!

(Nuri opens the window and slaps the soldier with a wooden stick and shuts the window. The other soldier finally breaks the door down. Nuri runs to the dining room table and stares at them, petrified as they move closer.)

Middle aged lady: Give it up Nuri! You're comin' with us!

Nuri: N-NO!

(The soldier at the window breaks the window, jumps, and grabs Nuri. Nuri struggles to break free.)

Nuri: Let go!

Middle aged lady: Lets get out of here!

(The middle aged lady and the two soldiers left the house with Nuri. At the house of the landlord, the landlord was sitting on his bed eating ramen noodles, when he heard a knock on the door. He went to answer it. It was the two soldiers with the middle aged lady and Nuri.)

Landlord: Do you have the girl?

Middle aged lady: Yes.

Landlord: Excellent!

(The landlord runs to his bed excited-like. The middle aged lady walks out the door. The two soldiers drop Nuri on the floor by the landlord's bed and walk out the door. After that, they stand by the door to guard it.)

Landlord: So... what happened?

(There is a long silence.)

Landlord: (yelling angrily) HUH??!!

Nuri: Umm... I... don't have... the money. (giggles nervously)

Landlord: Its been two months now, Nuri... since you've paid me.

Nuri: Umm...

Landlord: Well, I'll let you slide this time... (voice changes to a weird excited voice) on one condition.

(He starts to laugh in a scary perverted way. Nuri gets very scared and walks back a few steps.)

Nuri: (scared) Get away from MEEEEE!

(The landlord walks up closer to Nuri. Then he jumps and grabs Nuri before she had the chance to run. He pushes her on his bed and gets on top of her. He starts to kiss her neck. Nuri screams.)

Landlord: Oh yeah! (smooches her on the neck again while she tries to break free) I've been waiting for this!

Nuri: Get off of MEEEEE! (screams)

(The two soldiers out side the landlord's house listen in on what was going on. They heard Nuri's Cries for help.)

Soldier 1: (excited) Aw yeah! Sounds like the boss is getting some.

Soldier 2: Yeah. I sure wish I could jump in.

Soldier: Hell yeah! That bitch is fine!

Soldier 2: Yeah.

(Nuri continues to struggle and the landlord continues to kiss her.)

Landlord: Oh YEAH!! (he now starts taking off the kimono when he notices that Nuri is crying) Why are you crying, bitch?

(Now the landlord loosens the kimono strap so that you can see her left breast and starts licking it. Nuri continues to cry and struggles to break free.)

Landlord: Oh YEAH!!!

(The landlord continues to kiss her when all of a sudden, a explosion like something crashing down from the roof of the house happened.)

Landlord: What the hell!?

(Walking out of the clouds of dust comes a samurai-looking guy.)

Landlord: Who the hell are you?

Shinn: I am Shinn.

(The landlord gets up and grabs Nuri so that she wouldn't get away.)

Landlord: What are you doing in my house?!

Shinn: I've come for the girl. Hand her over!

Landlord: No!

Shinn: Well, you leave me with no choice.

(Shinn quickly pulls out a whip-like rope and throws it at the landlord. It wraps around his left leg. Shinn pulls the rope and the landlord lets go of Nuri and falls on the floor.)

Shinn: Last chance, bitch. Let her go!

(The landlord gets back up.)

Landlord: No! Shes mine! You can't have her!

Shinn: Fine.

(Shinn throws the rope again. This time, it slapped the landlord in the face. He falls to the right and lands on a table with a few glasses on it. The two soldiers heard the noise from outside but did not hear Shinn and the landlord talking.)

Soldier 1: Man! They're really gettin' busy in there.

Soldier 2: Yeah.

Soldier 1: Hey, do ya think the boss'll let me have a go at her?

Soldier 2: Maybe if we be good and do all of our chores.

(There was a loud "BOOM!" in the house from Shinn and the landlord fighting.)

Soldier 1: Cool! I hope so!

(The scene goes back to inside the house. Shinn is in front of Nuri, who is still sitting on the bed. The landlord is in front of the front door trying to get up after being attacked.)

Landlord: Damn! That hurt! You can have the girl. I'm gettin' outta here!

(The landlord opens the door and runs out. Shinn runs after him.)

Soldier 1: What the hell!?

Soldier 2: How'd he get in there?!

(The two soldiers ran after Shinn. One of them trips over a rock. The other is still running. They were almost in town when suddenly, the landlord was grabbed with a rope (similar to Shinn's) around his leg and starts to pull him to the nearest house. Shinn (with his rope) grabs the landlord's arm and starts pulling him. The soldier that was running stops himself but trips over a rock.)

Shinn: Nice try... Kudosai!

(On the roof of the house was a man pulling the rope around the landlord's leg. His name was Kudosai.)

Shinn: Let him go, Kudosai!

Kudosai: No! He's mine, ya?!

Shinn: No he's not! Besides, I found him first!

(Shinn jumps to the roof of the house next to the house that Kudosai was standing at. Both of them were pulling the landlord. The landlord screamed in pain.)

Kudosai: Let him go Shinn!

Shinn: I found him fair and square!

(Kudosai quickly got into his battle stance. He accidently lets go of the rope.)

Kudosai: LIGHTNING FLASH!!!

(Shinn is blinded and he lets go of his rope. The landlord falls to the ground.)

Shinn: Crap!

(The landlord tries to slither away when Kudosai lands in front of him.)

Kudosai: Not so fast, ya!? You're comin' with me!

Landlord: N-NO! Please! Have mercy!

(Kudosai grabs the landlord and runs off. When Shinn gets his sight back, he realizes that Kudosai left with the landlord. Nuri finally catches up with Shinn.)

Shinn: Damn! He got away! Shit! He always pulls that dirty crap!

(Nuri puts her hand on Shinn's shoulder.)

Nuri: Are you okay Shinn?

Shinn: I'm fine.

Nuri: Are you really O.K.?

Shinn: (getting annoyed) I'm O.K.

Nuri: Are you sure?

Shinn: (angrily) I SAID I'M ALRIGHT!!

(Shinn removes her hand from his shoulder and starts walking towards the landlord's house.)

Nuri: (muttering to herself) I guess he's fine. (yelling at Shinn) Wait! Aren't you gonna take me home?

Shinn: (yells back) I think you can take yourself home. Besides, I don't even know where your house is.

(Nuri starts running after him.)

Nuri: (yelling) But I can show you! Shinn wait!

(Shinn disappears from her sight. Nuri stops running.)

Nuri: (muttering) Damn!

(The scene fades to a scene where Shinn is riding a horse to a building that looked like a main headquarters to an army base. Inside, Kudosai is talking to the shogun.)

Shogun: Well, thats 30,000 for the capture. We've been looking for this guy for a long time.

Kudosai: Thank you sir.

(A "BANG!" is heard and the doors are wide open. Shinn walks in.)

Kudosai: Shinn! What are you doing here ya!?

Shinn: I've come to claim what is rightfully mine!

Kudosai: Ha! Well its too late, ya.

(Kudosai holds the reward money up high.)

Kudosai: I have the reward money! I win, ya?!

Shinn: Thats not fair! You know I caught him first!

Kudosai: Alls fair in love and war, Shinn.

(Shinn takes out his sword and gets into his battle stance. Kudosai takes out his iron blades that looked like iron claws and got into his battle stance.)

Shinn: You're gonna die, Kudosai!

Kudosai: Not before you, ya!

(The shogun steps in the middle of them.)

Shogun: Whoa now! You're not not gonna have that dueling bullshit in here! Take it outside!

(There is a long silence. Then, the shogun takes the reward money from Kudosai.)

Shogun: If you can beat him, you'll get the money.

Both Shinn and Kudosai: Alright.

(Shinn and Kudosai put their weapons away and they went outside. The shogun went outside as well. In a few minutes, they were ready.)

Kudosai: I will get that reward money, ya!

Shinn: No you won't, bitch!

(Kudosai did a little taunt.)

Kudosai: You don't scare me!

(Kudosai gets back into his battle stance. The shogun gets ready to start the duel.)

Shogun: Ready!

Shinn: You won't stand a chance.

Kudosai: Don't count on it.

Shogun: FIGHT!!!

(And the duel began. They were sword fighting. With every strike, they yelled out "POW bitch!". Then, Kudosai knocks Shinn's sword out of his hand and it landed a few feet on the ground.)

Kudosai: Ha!

(Shinn gets into his battle stance again.)

Shinn: LIGHT FLASH!!!

(Kudosai is blinded.)

Kudosai: Aw crap ya!

(Shinn pulls out his rope, throws it, and it wraps around Kudosai's waist. Shinn yanks Kudosai toward him. When Kudosai is close, Shinn punches him on the nose while yelling "POW bitch!" and Kudosai falls on the ground.)

Kudosai: Aw! What the hell!?

Shinn: Start the count.

Shogun: One... two... three...

(Kudosai starts is finally standing. He holds his nose to try to control the bleeding. He finally gets his sight back when he see Shinn ready to punch him.)

Kudosai: Crap!

(Shinn punches him in the face. However, Kudosai doesn't fall on the ground. Instead, he was moved a few feet. Still, it hurt like crap.)

Kudosai: Dang! That hurt like crap, ya.

Shinn; Yeah. Well this time, I'll make it hurt worse, (mocking Kudosai's accent) ya?

(Shinn gets ready to use a magic spell.)

Shinn: I call upon the powers of psychic and darkness... to give me power! (yelling) PSYCHIC... BLAST!!!

(And then...WHOOOOSH! Kudosai is sent flying all the way to some trees that led to a forest. He hurt his head very bad.)

Shinn: Restart the count.

(The shogun got ready to restart the count.)

Shogun: One...two...three...

(Kudosai doesn't move.)

Shogun: Four...five...six...

(Kudosai still doesn't move.)

Shogun: Seven...eight...

(Kudosai again does not move.)

Shogun: Nine...

(Finally, Kudosai suddenly jumps up to his feet.)

Kudosai: LIGHTNING BOLT, YA!!!

(The bolt immediately hit Shinn right on the chest. Shinn falls to the ground.)

Kudosai: You really thought you were gonna beat me ya? Sorry, its not going to be that easy.

(Kudosai laughs.)

Shinn: Alright, this time, I'll make sure that you don't get up.

Shogun: (angrily) Will you two quit talking and fight!? I have business! And I do not have time for this bullshit! If you don't fight, neither of you will get the reward!
Now quit bullshiting and get to the point!

(Kudosai and Shinn stopped bullshiting and got to the point.)

Kudosai: Alright, lets try this. I'll launch your lightning attack, and you'll launch your psychic attack, ya! Whosoever attack is the strongest, will win the money, ya.

Shinn: Sounds good.

(Shinn and Kudosai got into their magic stance.)

Shinn: (muttering to self) Okay.

(They both started their chants at the same time.)

Shinn: I call upon the powers of psychic and darkness!

Kudosai: I summon the powers of lightning!

Shinn: To give me power!

Kudosai: To give me power, ya!

Shinn: PSYCHIC BLAST!!!

Kudosai: LIGHTNING BLAST!!!

(The two beams hit each other. the beams were equal.)

Kudosai: (yelling) You can't beat me, ya!

(Kudosai's beam got stronger.)

Shinn: Yes I can!

(Shinn's beam got stronger. Their beams were equal again.)

Shinn: And now...PSYCHIC x2!!!

Kudosai: What the!!?

(Shinn's beam eliminated Kudosai's beam and Kudosai gets absorbed by Shinn's beam.)

Kudosai: NOOOOOOO!!! YAAAAAAA!!

(The part where Kudosai gets absorbed by the beam gets played back in slow motion.)

Kudosai: (in slow motion) NOOOOOOO!!! YAAAAAAA!!

(The scene returns to normal. Kudosai falls to the ground unconscious, but not dead.)

Shogun: Damn! Well that it! You win, Shinn!

(Shinn walks over to Kudosai)

Shinn: I told you I'd beat you ass, bitch!

(Shinn and the shogun walked inside the house. The shogun gives Shinn the reward money.)

Shogun: Heres the 30,000.

Shinn: Thanks.

Shogun: I'm about to have my concubines cook my dinner. Do you want any?

Shinn: No thanks.

Shogun: They can do you good sexual favors.

Shinn: (getting annoyed) No, I'm cool.

Shogun: I've got one that can lick nuts really good, one that likes it in her ass, and one that can please you well.

Shinn: (angrily) I said I don't want you stupid concubines!

Shogun: Alright! Alright!

(Shinn opens the door to walk out when he sees Nuri standing at the door.)

Nuri: (happily) Hey Shinn! How are you doing?

Shinn: (angrily) What are you doing here Nuri?! I thought you were going home?!

Nuri: I was, but then, I decided to follow you to where you were going. I saw the duel. You were good.

(Shinn slams the door in front of Nuri's face. Then, he turns to the shogun.)

Shinn: You what, on second thought, I'll take the concubines.

Nuri: Hey Shinn! (starts banging on the door) Open up!

(Nuri stops banging.)

Nuri: (says it loudly so Shinn could hear) Oh well. I guess I'll be leaving now.

(Nuri starts to walk away. Soon, she stops and turns to the direction of the house to see if Shinn opened the door. He didn't. Nuri walks away again and then turns around again. He still didn't open the door. Finally, she runs over to the trees, waiting for Shinn to come out. She opens her small backpack that she was wearing and pulls a warm blanket and wraps it around her. Then, she pulls out a portable T.V./ DVD player with Satilight service. Then, she pulled out a remote for the T.V. and turned it on. Then she changed it to the Filipino channel.)

Nuri: Oh! I love this show!

(Three and a half hours later, Shinn was ready. He didn't feel like getting dinner, so he ate what the concubines (the ones who recovered from the rough
sex) had cooked. Shinn loved the cooking, but the shogun did not, so he had to choke a bitch. After the dinner, and fucking another concubine (because he thought she was cute), Shinn was ready to leave.)

Shinn: Thanks for the dinner and concubines. You're right. They can lick nuts good.

Shogun: Ha! You liked them?

Shinn: (gets very happy) Yeah! Did you see that one girl that looked Sophia Chong off of Revolution?

Shogun: (happily) Of course! I fucked all of them before you did.

Shinn: (starts to laugh but stops to think about what the shogun said and their is a short silence. Then he starts laughing again.) Yeah. She was the best! Well, so that girl That looked like Hyolee.

Shogun: Yeah. She was the best.

Shinn: Well, I'll see you and those concubines later.

Shogun: Bye.

(Shinn walks out.)

Concubine: He wus kinda cute.

(The shogun slaps her.)

Shogun: Shut up and clean up my mess, bitch! I'm the shogun of this town, bitch!

(Nuri is singing the ending theme to her favorite show when she sees Shinn walking into town.)

Nuri: BASTA'T KASAMA KITA!! LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!! LALALA- (stops singing) Hey wait! Shinns back!

(Nuri quickly puts her stuff away and runs to see if she can still see Shinn. Luckily for her, she is only a few feet behind him. They are almost in town when Shinn turns and walks to the road on the right. Nuri follows him.)

Nuri: (thinking in her mind) I can't wait til we get to your house Shinn. I'll show you... (she lifts her hands out as if she were really touching him) that I'm the real
concubine for you.

(At this point, Nuri is daydreaming about Shinn while Shinn was singing a song by BoA called "Rock With You". Nuri starts walking to the right.)

Nuri: (muttering to herself) Oh Shinn. I wanna touch you.

(Nuri finally bumps into a tree. She falls.)

Nuri: Aw damn! That hurt!

Shinn: I WANNA ROCK YOUUUUUU!-Huh?!

(He heard the noise of Nuri's fall and turned around. He saw nothing.)

Shinn: Hmm...oh well. (continues singing) I WANNA ROCK WITH YOUUUUU!!!

(Nuri gets back up and catches up with Shinn. Shinn is still singing. Ten minutes later, they were almost at Shinn's house. Shinn started singing the song by Hyolee called "Ten Minutes".)

Shinn: JUST ONE TIME BABY!! SOMETHING SOMETHING! I FORGET! LALALA! LALALA!

(Now they were at Shinn's house. He stops singing and opens the door. Nuri quickly ran in after Shinn just before the door shuts. She quickly gets behind him and stoops down. Shinn stops. He turns around. Nuri turns around with him.)

Shinn: (muttering to self) Hmm...coulda sworn I felt someone touching me.

(Shinn and Nuri turned back around. Shinn walks to his room. Nuri follows him. Then, she quickly runs into the next room. Shinn turns around to find nothing.)

Shinn: Something weird is going on.

(Shinn walks in to his room. He takes off his clothing except his his undergarments and gets into his futon and falls asleep within a matter of minutes. Nuri takes out her portable futon out of her backpack and gets it ready.)

Nuri: Shinn fell asleep pretty quick. (takes off her clothing except for her undergarments and jumps into the futon) Oh I love you Shinn. I want to be with you. One day....
one day, we will be together.

(The next day, Shinn wakes up and puts on his clothes. He goes outside and takes the newspaper at the front of the his door. He goes into the dinning room when he sees a bowl full of noodles that were warmed up just right and a pair of chopsticks neatly set on the table.)

Shinn: Huh? (walks up to the table where the noodles were) Thats funny, I don't remember cooking noodles. Oh well.

(Meanwhile, Nuri was relaxing in the tub when she hears Shinn getting ready.)

Nuri: Shinn must be awake. (she giggles) I wonder what he'll say once he sees that I made him breakfast.

(She gets out and wraps a towel around her wet body. She walks out of the bathroom and into the dinning room where Shinn was. She touches his on the cheek.)

Nuri: Hi Shinn! Do you like your breakfast? I made it especially for you, Shi-chan.

Shinn: Whoa! (he removes her hand from his cheek) What the hell are you doing here!?

Nuri: I followed you here. You looked so lonely. (thinking to self) Not really.

Shinn: You need to go home, Nuri.

Nuri: But I have to get dressed first, Shi-chan. (starts whispering in his ear) I want you Shinn. I really want to be with you. (she stops whispering in his ear and starts
rubbing his shoulders seductively slow and softly) You can have me anytime, anywhere.

Shinn: (removes her hands from his shoulders) Nuri, stop it.

Nuri: But I wanna be with you. I love you.

Shinn: You love me?

Nuri: Yes.

Shinn: You truly love me?

Nuri: Yes, I do.

Shinn: Then be a good girl and clean up the kitchen.

Nuri: (surprised) But?! (slightly annoyed) Okay, Shi-chan.

Shinn: And stop callin' me that.

(Nuri walks up to where most of the mess was. She turns to Shinn.)

Nuri: Wheres the broom and stuff?

Shinn: Outside.

Nuri: (angrily) But I can't go outside nearly naked!

Shinn: If you love me, then you'll do it.

Nuri: (annoyed) Okay.

(Nuri walks outside. She looks around and finds the broom when suddenly, she is grabbed by a soldier. The soldier carries her over to another soldier and a middle-aged lady from earlier. The soldier puts her down and starts touching her breasts. The other soldier touches her behind. The middle-aged woman touches up and down her thigh. Nuri screams.)

Middle-aged lady: Remember us Nuri?!

Soldier 1: Yeah! You still haven't paid us the money!

Soldier 2: Even though our boss is in jail, we're still going to carry out his wishes!

(Nuri screams. The middle-aged lady starts loosening Nuri's towel wrapped around her slightly wet body.)

Nuri: HELP! SHINN HELP!! THEY'RE GANG-RAPING ME!!! SHINN HELP!!!!

(Suddenly, Shinn appears out of no where and knocks out the two soldiers while saying "PLOW faggot!". He turns to the middle-aged lady.)

Middle-aged lady: (nervously) Please...don't hurt me. T-they forced me to do it! She...owes us money!

(Shinn notices a necklace on the ground. He picks it up.)

Shinn: (gives the necklace to Nuri) Is this yours?

Nuri: Yes it is. Thanks, Shi-chan.

Shinn: Stop callin' me that!

Middle-aged lady: That necklace...should be mine, Shinn. (she holds Shinn's hand) Besides, she owes us money.

Nuri: (holds the necklace close to her) No! You can't let her take my necklace away from me!

(Shinn takes the necklace away from Nuri and gives it to the middle-aged lady.)

Nuri: Hey Shinn! What the hell are you doing!? You can't give her that!

Shinn: I just did. Besides, I think that should reduce your debt a little bit, Nuri.

Middle-aged lady: Thank you very much!

(The middle-aged lady runs off.)

Nuri: Now look what you did!

Shinn: You should put your clothes on and go home. And stay out of trouble.

(A few hours later, Shinn heads off to town when Nuri jumps on him.)

Shinn: Nuri! I thought I told you to go home!

Nuri: I wanna go to town with you Shi-chan.

Shinn: You can't! And quit callin' me Shi-chan, dammit!

(Shinn and Nuri start walking to town. Nuri trips over a rock. Shinn continues to walk.)

Nuri: Shinn wait! (gets back up and runs to Shinn) Owwie!

(Nuri catches up with Shinn. Shinn stops, then starts running to the right.)

Nuri: (yelling) Shinn wait! I-I can't keep up! (stops and falls to her knees) Shinn!

(At some point where Shinn was running, there were two men and a pregnant lady. The two men were messing with the pregnant lady.)

Pregnant lady: (to the two men) Leave me alone! (screaming) SOMEBODY HELP!!!

(Shinn arrives. The two men become startled.)

Man 1: Who the hell are you!?

(Shinn hits man #2 and he falls. Then, Shinn turns to man #1.)

Shinn: I'm Shinn. And I'm here to rescue this lady. (Shinn turns to the lady) You'd better run.

(The lady runs away. Shinn turns to man #1.)

Shinn: So you like pickin' on pregnant women eh, bitch!? (takes out his rope) Well, how would you like it if I picked on you.

(Then, Nuri arrives running and yelling out Shinn's name. Shinn turns around to Nuri's direction. The man runs away.)

Nuri: (hugs Shinn) Oh Shinn! I'm so glad I found you!

(Shinn pushes her away and looks around for the man. He escaped.)

Shinn: Thanks alot you little bitch! You made me lose him!

Nuri: Aw Shinn, he wasn't that important.

Shinn: Yes he was! We can't let criminals run away like that!

(Suddenly, Shinn and Nuri hear a yell. It was from Kudosai whipping the man that escaped. Nuri and Shinn run to Kudosai.)

Nuri: Hi, whoever you are! I'm Nuri.

Kudosai: Hey. I'm Kudosai. (he turns to Shinn) Hey Shinn. I suppose you're gonna take him, ya? Well he's mine! You're not gonna take him!

Shinn: Kudosai, relax. You won him fair and square. He's yours.

Kudosai: Good. So where are you guys goin', ya?

Shinn: To run some errands, and to go to the Yoi Tabe-mono Kisama restaurant. Wanna go?

Kudosai: I've got some business right now, but I'll meet you at the restaurant, ya?

Shinn: Alright. See ya later.

Nuri: Bye!

Kudosai: Take care of yourself.

(Nuri and Shinn leave to go to the restaurant. A little while later, They arrived in town. It was not too crowded, but still, it was crowded.)

Shinn: Nuri, I'm going to this store really quick. I'll be back.

Nuri: I wanna go with you, Shinn.

Shinn: No. I'll be right back.

(Shinn leaves and comes back a minute later.)

Shinn: Hey! You stayed!

Nuri: What! Did you think I was gonna follow you?

Shinn: No, I thought you were gonna do something stupid, (points to the guy who is selling his product) Like going over to that guy.

Product person guy: Please try my product! Its good and clean! And its big and long! Ladies! Please try my product!

Random lady: Its it good?

Product person guy: Its delicious!

Another random lady: Can it fit in big and small round outlets?

Product person guy: Yes it can!

Lady #3: Can me and my girlfriends have it?

Product person guy: Of course!

(Five women gathered around the product person.)

Product person guy: HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! There's plenty of my product to go around! Ladies form a straight line!

(The ladies quickly formed a straight line. Shinn grabs Nuri and they walked off.)

Nuri: Where are we going now?

Shinn: To the restaurant. I'm hungry.

Nuri: (seductively) Me too... What are you gonna order? (she starts cuddling his arm) We should order something...for the two of us.

Shinn: Nuri, you have a problem.

Nuri: (still speaking seductively) And after our meal, we should make out in front of all those people. We should share our love to everyone (holds Shinn's arm) Oh Shinn!

Shinn: (pushes Nuri away) Thats part of your problem! You're too much of a horny slut!

Nuri: I'm no horny slut! I just...love you, Shi-chan.

Shinn: Yes, you are. And the next time you call me Shi-chan, I'll beat you! I'll beat you like a drum!

Nuri: (folds her arms angrily) You're no fun!

(They walked into the restaurant. the waiter greets them.)

Waiter: Welcome! You have arrived! Right this way!

(The waiter walks them to a table. They sit down. Shinn looks at Kudosai who is talking to a girl at another table.)

Kudosai: So, I'm gonna call you, ya? You're gonna try my product, ya? (the girl nods) Okay.

(Kudosai notices Shinn and Nuri sitting at the table. He walks over to them.)

Kudosai: Whats up guys.

Nuri: Hey Kudosai!

Shinn: whats up.

(Kudosai sits down at one of the empty seats.)

Shinn: So, how much did you get for that guy?

Kudosai: Not much. Only a lousy 750! Waste of time!

(Shinn laughs. Nuri touches Shinn's shoulder.)

Nuri: So...do you wanna do it? What I was talking about?

Shinn: No!

Nuri: (angrily moves her hand from his shoulder and folds her arms) Fine! Be that way!

(The waiter arrives to take their orders.)

Waiter: Have you decided?

Shinn: Yeah. I'll have the shit snails.

Waiter: And you young lady?

Nuri: I'll just have a salad.

Kudosai: I'll have a beer.

Waiter: Okay! You orders will be done in a few minutes.

(The waiter leaves.)

Nuri: Shinn...I just wanna be with you. Kudosai, could you tell Shinn that he needs to be with me?

Shinn: Can you tell Nuri that shes immature? And to stop callin' me Shi-chan?

Kudosai: Hmm...maybe you should go out with her Shinn.

(The waiter arrives with the food.)

Waiter: Here you go! (hands them their food and leaves)

(Nuri stares at her food.)

Shinn: Eat Nuriko!

Nuri: (still staring at food) I'm not hungry.

Shinn: You need to be strong for the next episode, Nuriko. So eat!

Kudosai: Strong, ya. Strong indeed.

(Nuri starts playing with her food. Shinn and Kudosai were discussing very important matters. Nuri overhears their conversation.)

Nuri: I wanna go too!

Shinn: No! And stay out of our business! This is very important shit we're talking about!

Nuri: This is very important shit I'm talking about too! Our love!

Shinn: We'll talk about our love later! Right now eat your food! You must be strong.

(Nuri angrily gets up and leaves the restaurant.)

Shinn: (sighs and then leaves the restaurant) Oh, boy.

(Nuri walks into a crowd of people and starts crying silently. Shinn catches up with her.)

Shinn: Nuri. Maybe this'll help. (he shows her some fortune cookies)

Nuri: (angrily) Whats a fortune cookie gonna do!? Its not gonna help us.

Shinn: Just take em'!

Nuri: No! I wanna be with you. I'm tired of you treating me like I'm a bitch!

Shinn: Nuri, you are a bitch!

Nuri: I'm not really a bitch, I just wanna be with you. Thats all. Thats it. I just wanna have...a normal relationship. Thats all. Nothing more. Just a normal relationship.

Shinn: Nuri, you're being too whinny.

Nuri: Well, I think we should...do something!

Shinn: Nuri, tell me something...

Nuri: No YOU tell ME something...what do you think of me anyway? Just a horny slut? A person who is always in the way? Well...I wanna be with you. I'll...I'll do whatever it takes...to be with you. In my heart...I love you. (starts crying)

Shinn: (holds the fortune cookies and tries to offer them to her) Here. take these fortune cookies.

Nuri: (takes the fortune cookies from Shinn and throws them on the ground) I don't want the damn fortune cookie! I want you.

Shinn: (hands her some kleenex) Dry your eyes, have a few drinks, and... go back home.

(Shinn walks away.)

Nuri: Shinn wait!

(The scene goes to a scene where Nuri, Shinn, and Kudosai are in a forest)

Kudosai: Not working out, ya?

Nuri: I wanna be with Shinn.

Shinn: When will this end?

Nuri: Kudosai, I want Shinn to like me. Will he ever like me?

Kudosai: Well... no, ya.

Nuri: Shinn, will you please forgive me?

Shinn: No!

Kudosai: Give her a chance, ya? (burps)

Nuri: (to Shinn) Kudosai is funny isn't he.

Shinn: Shut up, Nuriko! We must move on.

Nuri: I just wanna have a little fun.

Shinn: What kind?

Nuri: Like a romantic walk in the park, a little bit of um, dinner, and then a nice trip to a warm, cozy, bed for the two of us together. Yeah, very nice and lovely bed.

Shinn: You're talking nonsense again!

Nuri: I'm not talking nonsense, I'm talking love.

Shinn: You're being stupid!

Nuri: Oh come on, Shinn (grabs Shinn's arm) Please?

Shinn: No Nuriko! Let go of my arm! (removes Nuri's arms from his) Let go!

(The scene fades to a scene where Kudosai is walking up to two guards.)

Guard 1: State you name!

Guard 2: And your occupation!

Kudosai: My name...Shido. My occupation...kicking ass!

Guard 1: Get him!

(Kudosai or "Shido" takes out his sword and slices guard 1's head off. Then stabs guard 2 in the chest. Shido opens the big doors and he sees a mob of people.)

Person 1: There he is!

Person 2: Get him!

Shido: Oh crap!

(Shido runs as fast as he can with the mob following him. They went to the next part of town. Shido kept throwing garbage cans at the mob, but that didn't stop them. They kept running after him. Finally, Shido runs to an empty ally and the mob passes him. Then he turns and runs the other way.)

Shido: Whew! that was close!

(Meanwhile, Shinn and Nuri were walking at a bunch of houses (a line of houses on the left and right of them).)

Nuri: Where are we going? And are we there yet?

Shinn: We're goin' to some dude's house. and we're almost there.

(They were almost there. In fact, they were there in a matter of a few steps after that.)

Shinn: This is the place.

(Shinn rings the door bell and a few seconds later, a man answers the door.)

Some dude: Konichiwa, bitch.

Shinn: Konichiwa.

(Shinn and Nuri walk in. A broken record is playing in the background. SKEEEEETSKRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEET!!! Some dude points to a woman in a corner who seemed like she was bleeding from the chest down. She was dead with her eyes open and wearing nothing but underwear, which were soaked in blood.)

Some dude: Look at her! (he points to a picture wearing cute pajamas that was on the wall) She was sooooo beautiful! ...A man...raped her only a few hours ago! He cut her
up like a slice of ham on Thanksgiving! The man...lives at the last house across the street! I know it! Cause this isn't the first time this happened! I already put a
bounty on him. (starts yelling loud and angrily) I'll give you 350,000! If you bring me his fucking head! (he runs, falls, and hugs the corpse and starts crying.)

(Nuri puts her hand over her mouth and starts crying. Shinn gets ready to leave.)

Shinn: On the life of my dummy, we will catch him. Come on, Nuri. (Shinn walks out)

Nuri: (still crying) I'm...very sorry...I'm so sorry.

Shinn: (sticks his head in the house) Nuri, lets go!

(Nuri runs and hugs Shinn tightly.)

Nuri: (sadly) Oh Shinn!

Shinn: Save the drama for your mama and lets go!

(They walk out of the house.)

Shinn: I'll get him! That was a wrong thing to do!

Nuri: Yes it was.

Shinn: Oh shut up you hoagie!

(At the house of the rapist, the rapist was getting ready to masturbate when suddenly, Shinn breaks the door down.)

Shinn: You!

Rapist: Oh SHIT!!

(Shinn grabs him and punches him. He falls on the floor.)

Shinn: You think you can get away with raping women?! Not on MY watch!

Rapist: I didn't do it! Honest!

(Shinn looks at a pair of panties on his table.)

Shinn: Oh yeah, well whose panties are those?

Rapist: I don't KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!






(To Be Continued.)