Original Stories Fan Fiction ❯ The Lonely Warrior ❯ Episode 2: Rapists, Dreams, And A Boy ( Chapter 2 )

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The Lonely Warrior

Episode 2:

Rapists, Dreams, And A Boy



Narrator: In the last episode, A woman named Nuri was nearly raped by her landlord, when Shinn came to rescue her. He was about to turn the guy in, when a rival but ally named Kudosai took the criminal in to collect the money. They had a duel to determine who would get the reward money. Shinn ended up winning. Nuri tries to show her love to Shinn, but Shinn has no interest in her. Finally, Shinn meets some dude who's girlfriend had been raped and murdered, rumored by a guy who lives in the neighborhood, offers 350,000 for the guy. Now Shinn confronts the guy who committed the crime. Will Shinn capture the guy? Find out in this exciting episode!


Shinn: You really think you can get away with raping women?! Not on my watch!

Rapist: I didn't do it! Honest!

Shinn: (Picks up a pair of panties from the table) Oh yeah? Well who's panties are these?

Rapist: (Yells loudly) I DON'T KNOOOOOOOOOW!

(There is a short pause.)

Rapist: They're MINE! They're MY panties! (Starts crying) I'm a FAG!!

Shinn: Okay...(Looks at him weirdly) YOU wear panties?

Rapist: YES! I'm wearing some now! (He pulls down his pants to reveal that he was wearing panties, that were soaking wet) LOOK!

(Shinn takes a quick look and then turns his head. Nuri peaks in and sees the rapists panties.)

Nuri: Woah!

Shinn: Did you just PISS on yourself!?

Rapist: Yes...I pied. But I didn't do it! I didn't rape the girl!

Shinn: Yeah right! Besides, if you didn't do it, who did?

Real Rapist: I did!

(Shinn turns around and sees the real rapist grabbing Nuri.)

Shinn: You bastard!

Real Rapist: Chi-Poa you fool! What the hell are you doing with you pants down! Pull them up! Just look at you! Cryin' an' pissin' your pants like a little BITCH! You SHOULD be ashamed of yourself!

Nuri: (struggling) LET ME GO!!

Chi-poa: Well, I couldn't help it! They threatened me! If you always think that I can't take care of myself, why don't you stay WITH me, Pak-su?

Pak-su: You Hogee! I've got better things ta do than ta babysit you! Like rescuing a damsel in distress. Than gettin' in the bed with her!

Chi-poa: I hate you! You always treat me like crap!

Pak-su: Chi-poa, You ARE crap!

Chi-poa: No I'm not!

Pak-su: Yes you are!

Chi-poa: Bitch!

Pak-su: Ho!

Chi-poa: Man-slut!

Pak-su: Hogee!

Chi-poa: Rapist!

Pak-su: Dog fucker!

Chi-poa: You win.

(At this point,Nuri was able to escape and Shinn and her ran over to the house across the way.)

Shinn: (Yelling) Hey, Assholes!

(The two rapists turned around and saw Shinn and Nuri.)

Pak-su: What the-!? I thought I had her! (Turns to Chi-poa) You dumb ass! You let 'em get away!

Chi-poa: I let 'em get away!?

Pak-su: Yeah! You DID!

Chi-poa: YOU were the one trying to treat me like I'm a bitch, and not pay any attention to them!

Pak-su: (Angrily) You know what? YOU'RE A STUPID RETARD!!

Chi-poa: Fuck you, asshole! You fuckin' faggot!

Pak-su: Uh, In case you haven't noticed, I'm not the one with panties on an' pissin' on myself! You're the fuckin' fag! Fag!

(Shinn was setting up a barrier to protect the other houses and got ready to launch a attack.)

Shinn: I call upon the powers of psychic and darkness to give me power!! PSYCHIC BLAST!!!!!

(Chi-poa and Pak-su turn to Shinn's direction.)

Chi-poa and Pak-su: (Yelling) HOLY SHITAKE MUSHROOMS!!!

(The blast blows up the house. Nuri held on to Shinn tightly.When the dust and smoke clears up,the house is nothing but rubble.)

Shinn: Well, that takes care of that. (Dusts his hands off.)

Nuri: Yeah, but how will you get the money now? They're dead.

Shinn: Well, technically, he said to bring his fucking head to him. So all I gotta do is find his head.

Nuri: (Hugs Shinn) Oh Shinn!

Shinn: Aw shut up And let go go me!

(Shinn got ready to find the bodies when suddenly, something from the house shot up the sky. Then, Pak-su and Chi-poa rose from the ruins.)

Shinn: Hey! You're not dead. Looks like I can still catch you.

Pak-su: Oh shit! Run!

(Pak-su started running. Chi-poa was too petrified to move. Pak-su came back for him.)

Pak-su: Chi-poa you idiot! Quit pissin' your pants an' lets go!

(Pak-su grabs Chi-poa and runs.)

Shinn: Hey! Come back here, bitch! (Starts running after them) Come on, Nuri!

(Nuri runs with Shinn, but she can't keep up.)

Nuri: SHINN! Slow DOWN! I can't keep up!

(Nuri trips and falls. She screams at Shinn to help her. knowing that he would regret it, Shinn came back to help her. Then tried to run.)

Shinn: I...I can't...run! With you on my back!

Nuri: This is cool! Go faster!

Shinn: -!? You little-!

(Shinn stops and drops Nuri on the ground.)

Nuri: OW! What'd you do that for?

Shinn: You fell on purpose so that you could make me carry you, didn't you?

Nuri: Well, kinda.

Shinn: (Yells loudly) Crap! Now the rapists got away! And all hell will break loose! Damn! 350,000! Gone! SHIT!!

Nuri: I'm sorry...

Shinn: Sorry my ass! Get away from me! (Walks away and gradually runs away. He mutters to himself) Damn!

Nuri: Shinn WAIT!

(Shinn disappears.)

Nuri: SHINN! I'm sorry!

(Meanwhile, at some point of the forest, Pak-su and Chi-poa were hanging out.)

Pak-su: I can't believe you! An how the hell did they get in the house anyway? Did they ring the damn doorbell an' you let 'em in?! You're stupid!

Chi-poa: I'm not stupid! If I'm stupid, why'd ya leave me alone to look after the house then?

(Pak-su pulls out a knife.)

Pak-su: You know what?! I should just cut you up! Cut you into small little pieces!

Chi-poa: Go ahead!

(Pak-su and Chi-poa start fighting. Chi-poa smacks the knife out of Pak-su's hand.)

Pak-su: Little...BITCH!! (Pak-su punches Chi-poa.)

(Chi-poa starts crying. Then, he gets up.)

Chi-poa: Bastard! I HATE you!! (Starts running)

Pak-su: Yeah! Thats right! You run! RUN FOREST! RUN!! (Sits down)

(Meanwhile, Kudosai is at his house eating ramen noodles, when he hears a knock on the door.)

Kudosai: Come in.

(The door opens and a man who looks somewhat like Kudosai except younger, walks in.)

Kudosai: Kudoso, you're late! You were supposed to be here an hour ago!

Kudosai: I'm sorry, brother.

(Kudosai gets up and slaps Kudoso.)

Kudosai: You fool! Do you realize what can happen to you if you stay out past night fall?

Kudoso: The nightwalkers can come out and drink your blood?

Kudosai: No! The nightwalkers will beat you up, and then suck your blood! You haveta be careful, ya? You know you have th blood type that those nightwalkers love.

Kudoso: What blood type is that?

Kudosai: I cannot say, ya? Just hearing someone saying it will make the nightwalkers go crazy.

(Kudosai goes into the kitchen to go get Kudoso some ramen noodles.)

Kudosai: Heres your ramen.

Kudoso: Thank you brother.

(Kudoso starts eating his noodles. Kudosai finishes and gets up.)

Kudosai: I'm gonna get in the bath and go to bed. Don't stay up too late.

(Kudoso nods and Kudosai goes to the bathroom to get his bath ready. Meanwhile, Nuri was walking in the town, still crying from what happened earlier. Drunk and angry people made dirty comments while passing her.)

Person 1: Go home an cry ta your mama!

Person 2: Quit cryin' bitch!

Person 3: Wanna try my product?

(Nuri kept walking until she came to the Yoi Tabemono Kisama restaurant. She walks into the restaurant. The waiter goes to her.)

Waiter: Welcome back! You don't look so good. Right this way.

(The waiter leads her to a table of two. She sits down.)

Waiter: What would you like to order?

Nuri: Just a salad.

Waiter: Like last time? Okay.

Nuri: And a cup of sake.

Waiter: Okay.

(The waiter walks away and Nuri waits. A woman with short hair was coming out of the bathroom when she notices Nuri crying. She goes to where Nuri is and sits down at the empty seat.)

Woman: Hey, why are you crying?

Nuri: (looks at the woman) Its a...<Sniffs> long story. (Nuri tells the woman about what happened from the time she was nearly raped by her landlord until now.) And...thats the story.

Woman: Wow...sounds like you've been through alot.

Nuri: Yes. I want Shinn to love me, but everything I do, he gets mad. I mean, some of the things I did were bad, but it was only because it was the only way to do the good things. All I wanted was to be with him. (Starts crying)

Woman: Hey...(Wipes the tears from Nuri's eyes ) Don't cry. Things will get better. One day, this Shinn guy will love you. Besides, if you cry too much, it'll ruin your good looks.

Nuri: You're right. (The woman hands her some tissue. She blows her nose.) Besides, I could just go back over.

Woman: Just don't sneak in this time. (The woman starts laughing. Then Nuri starts to laugh.)

(The waiter arrives with Nuri's salad and sake.)

Waiter: here you go!

Nuri: Arigato!

(Nuri starts eating the salad right away. The woman gets up.)

Woman: I'll be back.

Nuri: (Talking with mouth full) Okay! (Continues eating)

(In two minutes, the woman comes back with a bowl of soup and two fortune cookies. She sits down at the table and hands Nuri a fortune cookie.)

Woman: Have one.

Nuri: Thanks. (Takes the fortune cookie) It reminds me of...Shinn.

(Nuri finishes her meal and reaches in her backpack for money.)

Woman: Thats alright. Its free. Don't worry about it.

Nuri: Do you...own this place?

Woman: Yeah...I guess I forgot to tell you.

Nuri: Its a nice place...and good food too.

(Nuri gets ready to leave when the woman stops her.)

Woman: You shouldn't go out there alone. There are drunks and nightwalkers around. I'll go with you.

Nuri: Okay.

(The woman and Nuri leave the restaurant. Meanwhile, Shinn is still out in the forest.)

Shinn: Damn! I can't find them anywhere! Oh well. I might as well go home.

(Shinn walks out of the forest, when suddenly, a nightwalker jumps out and lands on his back.)

Shinn: Hey! (Falls face-up in the ground. The nightwalker gets on top of him.) What the-!?

Nightwalker: What blood type do you have!

Shinn: I don't know! Get off of me!

(Just then, a boy appeared at a branch behind a the nightwalker.)

The boy: I AM THE LIGHT OF THE SUN!! I'M HERE TO EXTINGUISH NIGHTWALKES!! (He jumps off the branch and slices the nightwalker's head off. The nightwalker is dead.) And now, another nightwalker is dead!

Shinn: (Gets up and looks at the kid) What the hell did you just do?

The boy: I killed him!

Shinn: Whats you name?

The boy: Prometheus, Iglacias, Mommy will you please change my diaper, Punk.

(Shinn drops his jaw to look surprised.)

The boy: But you can just call me P.I.M.P.

Shinn: Pimp?

Pimp: Yeah.

Shinn: So..Pimp, What are you doing out at this time of night? Don't you have a curfew?

Pimp: No! I stay out all night protecting this town from nightwalkers!

Shinn: You should really go to bed.

Pimp: You should really be careful. You almost got your blood sucked.

Shinn: I SAID go home and get to BED!

Pimp: Hell no! Bitch!

Shinn: (Muttering to self) Dirty mouth for a little kid. (Walks away) Somebody should wash his mouth out...with soap or something.

(Pimp follows Shinn and tries to be silent. Shinn turns around like he's being followed. He sees nothing. He continues walking. Then, he turns around again. He still sees nothing.)

Shinn: Nuri! I know its you following me! Quit it!

Pimp: Nuri!? I ain't Nuri!

(Shinn slaps Pimp upside the head and starts dragging him.)

Pimp: Hey stop! You're hurting me! Shinn...stop!

(Shinn stops dragging him and looks at him.)

Shinn: How do you know my name?

Pimp: 'Cause I read the first episode.

Shinn: You little...

(Shinn continues to drag him all the way to his house. Pimp is yelling in pain. Finally, they arrive at his house. Shinn opens the door and throws Pimp in the house and gets in.)

Pimp: What the hell did you do that for?

Shinn: 'Cause you're a little bitch, and I'm gonna teach you a lesson! (Drags Pimp to the bathroom) Something you PARENTS shouda done!

Pimp: Wait! STOP!

(Shinn starts scrubbing Pimp's mouth out with a bar of soap for a few seconds and the rinses his mouth out with water.)

Shinn: And while I'm at it, you stink! You need a bath!

(Shinn turns the bathwater on. He holds on to Pimp to make sure he didn't get away. When the bath water was ready, Shinn took off Pimp's clothes and threw him in the tub.)

Pimp: Hey! What the hell!

Shinn: I guess I didn't wash your mouth out too good! (Sticks the bar of soap in Pimp's mouth) Now take a bath bitch!

Pimp: (Spits the bar of soap out of his mouth) No! I don't take baths!

Shinn: I know. Its pretty obvious that you don't. But you NEED to!

(Shinn grabs a bathing brush and dunks him in the water a few times. Then he takes the brush and starts scrubbing his back, arms, legs, etc. Then he takes him out of the tub and starts drying him off. Then he gives him A pair of boxers to put on.)

Shinn: Put those on!

Pimp: (While putting the boxers on) Stupid...grown up!

Shinn: And shut your dirty mouth boy!

(Shinn walks him over to the room next to his.)

Shinn: This is the room you'll be sleeping in for tonight. Tomorrow, I'm gonna talk to your parents about your behavior.

Pimp: You CAN'T tell MY parents about MY behavior!

Shinn: Why not?

Pimp: Because my parents are DEAD!

(Pimp runs in the room and slams the door. Shinn goes to his room and gets ready for bed. Meanwhile Nuri and the woman were out of the town and were almost at her house)

Woman: Your house is really far.

Nuri: Yeah, but were almost there.

Woman: By the way, I haven't asked for your name yet.

Nuri: Its Nuri.

Woman: I'm Nuriko.

Nuri: Its nice to meet you, Nuriko.

Nuriko: Likewise.

(They finally arrive at Nuri's house. Nuri opens the door.)

Nuri: Would you like to come in?

Nuriko: I guess.

(They walk in and shut the door. Nuri takes off her backpack and pulls out her portable TV (From episode 1) and puts it on the table where Nuriko is sitting.)

Nuri: Its the VERY latest technology.

Nuriko: I have one of those at home. Its cool.

Nuri: It even has The Filipino Channel.

Nuriko: Cool.

(Nuriko turns the TV and changes it to the Filipino channel and a kids show called "Sineskwela" was on. Nuri gets ready to make tea.)

Nuri: Would you like some tea?

Nuriko: Yeah, sure.

(In a few minutes, The tea was ready. Nuri went to the table with the two cups and set them down at the table and sat down.They took a few sips of the tea and they continue watching the TV.)

Nuri: This show is so cool.

Nuriko: Yeah.

(After the show, Nuriko got ready to leave.)

Nuriko: Well, I have to leave now. I gotta close the restaurant.

Nuri: Okay! I'll try to come back there tomorrow.

Nuriko: I'll see you there.

(They both said their good byes and Nuriko walks out. Nuri yawns and then gets ready for bed. The next day, Shinn wakes up and has his breakfast as usual. Then he goes to check up on Pimp.)

Shinn: Pimp, I'm sorry...I shoulda been nicer (Then he realizes that Pimp is not there.) What the-!?

(Shinn checks everywhere in the house. He doesn't find him.)

Shinn: Little shit! If I ever see him again, I'm gonna...

(Meanwhile, Kudosai and Kudoso walked into town.)

Kudoso: What are we doing today, brother?

Kudosai: We're gonna go to see if there's any news.

Kudoso: About what?

Kudosai: About the latest bounties, ya? To see which bounty we should find today.

(Kudosai and Kudoso kept walking until they got to a big sign that listed the top ten bounties. They looked at it.)

Kudosai: Heh. Look at the number 1 bounty, ya? Two rapists named Chi-poa and Pak-su. For 350,000! Thats pretty good, no?

Kudoso: Yeah. So what do we do now?

Kudosai: Find them, ya? They're probably in the forest somewhere, no? We should search there.

(Kudosai and Kudoso walked out of town and went in the forest. Chi-poa just passed them.)

Chi-poa: Man! I'm hungry. I gotta get me something to eat.

(Chi-poa went to the Yoi Tabemono Kisama restaurant. A few people started following him to the restaurant, but didn't go in.)

Waiter: Welcome! Right this way.

(The waiter leads Chi-poa to a table of just one. The people they passed by stare at him.)

Waiter: May I take your order now?

Chi-poa: Yes, I'll have the special.

Waiter: Okay!

(The waiter leaves his table. Just then, Pak-su comes into the restaurant holding a handful of wanted papers and sees Chi-poa sitting.)

Pak-su: Chi-poa, you fuckin' fag!

(He runs and takes a chair from an empty table and sits with Chi-poa.)

Pak-su: Chi-poa! What the hell are you doin' here!

Chi-poa: Eating.

Pak-su: You shoulda wore a disguise (Pulls out a fake mustache) Like this! Don't you realize that we're #1 on the bounty list?! Look at the papers! (Slams the papers on the table) Don't you see?

Chi-poa: We're #1!? For what?

Pak-su: Have you been listening to anything I've been saying?!

(Just then, Nuriko walks up to Chi-poa and Pak-su.)

Nuriko: I'm afraid I'm gonna haveta ask you to leave.

Pak-su: Oh yeah? Well who are you to make us get out!

Nuriko: I'm the owner of this restaurant.

(Nuriko looks at the wanted papers on the table. Then she looks at them.)

Nuriko: I see...so you're the ones that everyone is after.

Pak-su: Crap! She knows!

(Pak-su and Chi-poa got up and ran as fast as they could to the door. Unfortunately for them, Nuriko pulls out a rope and catches them with it. The civilians ran to the exit door. The waiter jumps out of the window and dies.)

Nuriko: Cool! Now I can turn you in and get some money!

Pak-su: (Muttering to Chi-poa) Take that butter knife an' cut us loose. Hurry! (Talking to Nuriko) Oh yeah? Well you're not catching us THAT easily! I know dark magic!

Nuriko: So.

(Chi-poa cuts the rope and breaks loose. Pak-su stands still.)

Pak-su: Wait a minute, Chi-poa. We can take this bitch!

Nuriko: Excuse me!

Pak-su: Yeah! I called you a bitch! So what!

Nuriko: You're goin' down.

(Nuri walks in and sees Chi-poa and Pak-su fighting. (Actually, Chi-poa was only watching.) Pak-su and Nuriko were blocking each others attacks.)

Nuri: Hey! Leave her alone!

Pak-su: (Turns around) Mind your won business! Ya- (Notices that its Nuri who is there.) Oh! I remember you.

(Chi-poa looks at her.)

Chi-poa: Oh! Its her!

(They both run to Nuri.)

Pak-su: I'm sorry about what I said and done in the past. I never realized that she is your friend. (Runs to Nuriko and dusts her off. Then runs back to Nuri.) Don't worry, I Know I have a bad reputation, but if you'll go with me this one time, I'll turn myself in.

Chi-poa: (pushes Pak-su out of the way) Join me! I'm innocent!

Pak-su: No you're not! You helped!

Chi-poa: Yes I am!

Pak-su: C'mon! I haven't gotten laid in hours!

Chi-poa: So!

Pak-su: (Grabs Chi-poa and throws him out of the restaurant.) You know what...Her pussy ain't big enough for the two of us.

(Pak-su walks out and pulls out a wire clothes hanger.)

Pak-su: I've always wanted to stab you! With a hanger too!

(Chi-poa and Pak-su start fighting. Nuriko walks over to Nuri. They're both surprised.)

Nuriko: What the hell just happened?

Nuri: I don't know.

Nuriko: I don't know either, but I'm gonna catch 'em.

(Nuriko pulls out her rope again. She tries to aim for Pak-su, but Nuri gets in the way again.)

Nuri: Hey you two! Quit fighting over me! I don't want any of you! (Nuriko walks up to her annoyed) The one I really want is...Shinn.

Nuriko: (Muttering to self) You know what...

(Nuriko punches Nuri upside the head and falls on the ground. Then, Nuriko pushes Chi-poa out of the way. )

Pak-su: Hey! What the-!? (Looks around) You?

Nuriko: You're fight is with ME! I'm gonna catch you!

Pak-su: Whatever! So, yeah. Where were we? Oh yeah, I was about to beat you up!

(Pak-su throws a punch but misses. Nuriko moves his arm out of the way and punches him in the face. He jumps back.)

Pak-su: Nice one. However, you still can't defeat me.

Nuriko: We'll see about that.

(Nuriko and Pak-su continue fighting. People are watching this about 20 feet away. It seems that Nuriko had the advantage. Five or six punches in his stomach, and a slap on the face was all that was needed to take out Pak-su.)

Nuriko: (Disappointed) Thats IT!? That was the dumbest fight I've ever been in! (Starts kicking him) C'mon! Get up you fool! (Turns to Chi-poa) You'll make this fight more interesting, right?

Chi-poa: N-no! I-I can't fight you! You're too strong!

(Pak-su starts getting up.)

Nuriko: You guys suck man!

(Just then, Pak-su pushes Nuriko and then punches her in the face. Nuriko jumps over him and lands on the ground.)

Nuriko: Ha! I knew you wouldn't give up THAT easily.

Pak-su: Yeah. But your punches hurt! I've never fought a woman like you before. But now...its time to end this!

(Pak-su raises his hands up high. Nuriko jumps back a few feet and starts chanting a sacred spell.)

Pak-su: DARK BLAST!!!!

(The blast looked like it hit Nuriko, but the attack was absorbed because of Nuriko's spell.)

Pak-su: Damn! How the hell did she do that?

Nuriko: You should be more careful! That could've hurt someone.

Pak-su: Fuck the people! They should move out of the way! (Thinking to self) Shes a tough bitch, yes indeed. I really hate doin' this...but...(Turns to Chi-poa) Chi-poa! Get your fat ass over here!

(Chi-poa walks over to Pak-su.)

Chi-poa: What!

Pak-su: (Whisper in his ear) Are you ready to do our ultimate technique?

Chi-poa: I hate that technique! You always make me get on the bottom!

Pak-su: Because you're heavier than me!

Chi-poa: But people laugh!

Pak-su: I don't give a shit! Just as long as we beat that bitch!

Nuriko: (Yells at Pak-su) Are you callin' me a bitch again!?

Pak-su: Don't worry about what I called you! You just prepare yourself! (To Chi-poa) You ready?

Chi-poa: (Annoyed) Yeah.

Pak-su: An' stop your bitchin'!

(Chi-poa bends over like he's crawling and Pak-su jumps on his back and raises his hands high. An aura of energy begins to form around them.)

Both Chi-poa and Pak-su: We call upon the powers of our own strength! Our spiritual power! And crap like that! And we use that energy to defeat our foe! Behold! OUR ULTIMATE TECHNIQUE!!!

(The aura grows bigger. Then, Pak-su does a front flip and lands on the ground. Then, holds hands hands out. Chi-poa gets up and does the same.)

Both: OUR ULTIMATE TECHNIQUE!!!!

(The aura moves up past them and then moves it Nuriko's direction. Then it explodes. When the dust clears up, there is no sign of Nuriko.)

Pak-su: Ha! I think I've finally got that bitch!

Chi-poa: Man! (Falls on the ground face-up) I HATE doin' that!

(Suddenly, Nuriko appears behind Pak-su and taps him on the shoulder.)

Pak-su: (Surprised) What!? You're still alive!? How!?

Nuriko: Quit callin' me a bitch!

(Nuriko punches Pak-su It was a very powerful punch. He was sent flying almost to the crowd. Then, she walks over to Chi-poa.)

Chi-poa: (Gets up) What?! How did you? Aw crap!

(She punched Chi-poa and he's sent flying. He lands right by Pak-su. They both were knocked out.)

Nuriko: Yeah!

(The people start moving around.)

Person 1 : She did it! She beat those dudes!

(Then, Shinn appears out from the crowd. He sees Pak-su and Chi-poa Nuriko walks up to them and starts tying them up.)

Shinn: What in the blue hell?! (Points to Chi-poa and Pak-su) How did?! Who?!

Nuriko: I captured them. Didn't you see me?

Shinn: You're not supposed to catch 'em! I am!

Nuriko: Really? Well, too bad!

Shinn: I would've got both of those fools! If it wasn't for...(Looks around and happens to see Nuri lying on the ground) That little bitch right there!

(Shinn walks up to Nuri. Nuri is starting to get up. Shinn punches her in the same place as Nuriko did. Nuri is knocked out again.

Shinn: This can't be happening!

Nuriko: So..exactly how much do I get anyway?

Person 2: 350,000!

Nuriko: Alright, cool.

(Shinn looks at Nuriko jealously.)

Shinn: Son of a bitch!

(Nuriko is done tying them up when some dude runs up to her.)

Some dude: Well done! I thought Shinn would capture them, but its all cool! (Pulls the reward money out of his pocket and hands it to her) Thank you so much! How can I ever repay you?

Nuriko: Hmm...well, I do need a new waiter 'cause my other one died.

Some dude: I'll be the waiter!

Nuriko: Will you do it free of charge?

Some dude: Yes!

Nuriko: Alright cool.

(The townspeople cleared a way so that Nuriko could go to the Shogun's headquarters. When she left, the went about their business as usual. Some dude picks up Nuri and takes her inside. Shinn follows Nuriko's path. An hour later, Nuri wakes up to find herself on a blanket on in the middle of the floor in the restaurant. Some dude walks up to her.)

Some dude: Hey. Are you O.K?

Nuri: I think so. <Moans> My head hurts.

Some dude: Yeah. You took a bad hit. But you'll be fine.

Nuri: Do I have bumps?

Some dude: Not right now. They went down.

Nuri: It was weird. It was like someone hitting me hard on the head. And when I started to get up, I was hit on the head again in the same place.

Some dude: You were in the middle of the battle. Something like that would've happened anyway.

Nuri: (Starts remembering Pak-su, Chi-poa, and Nuriko.) Oh! What happened to Nuriko and the rapists?

Some dude: Its okay. She won the battle. She went to drop them off at the Shogun's headquarters.

Nuri: Thats good.

(There is a long pause. Finally, Nuri speaks.)

Nuri: So, whats your name?

Some dude: Its Sum.

Nuri: Hey Sum. I'm Nuri.

Sum: Its nice to meet you, Nuri.

Nuri: You too. Again, I'm...very sorry that all of that happened to your girlfriend.

Sum: Its alright. Even though...I'll never find a woman like her anywhere, at least the rapists are behind bars and got exactly what they deserve.

(Nuri gets up and walks to the entrance.)

Nuri: <Sighs> I miss Shinn. Its been nearly a day since Shinn and I have been apart. I wonder what he's doing? Come to think of it, I kinda feel sorry for him...that Nuriko got the money instead of him. He must really hate me now. He always keeps pushing me away from him.

Sum: You should tell him how you really feel inside.

Nuri: I've tried that. Thats how come he hates me. Everything I do makes him hate me even more.

Sum: This isn't the best way to solve this, but a few past this restaurant, there is a black magic shop. In the shop you'll find a matchmaker. She'll help you with this problem.

Nuri: I can't use black magic to get what I want. I could, but it just wouldn't feel right. I love Shinn the way he is. I would never want to change him. Thats how come I can't use black magic. I don't want him to be my Concubine. I wanna be HIS concubine. I wanna be the next concubine to get his product injected into me. I wanna be the next to slowly lick and suck his banana when he gets his hard on. I want him to spray his love nector all over me. (Starts singing) I wanna piss on him! And I want him to piss on meeeeee!

Sum: (With a disgusted look on his face) Okay...you gotta get the fuck outta here.

Nuri: (While dancing heads over to the door) And I wanna be the girl he masterbates to when he goes to bed at night.

(Nuri leans out by the entrance in a ballerina type pose. She falls down the steps. Sum runs over to the entrance.)

Nuri: Don't worry. It happens alot.

(Sum picks Nuri up and puts her back in the restaurant.)

Sum: I think those bumps on the noggin got to you.

Nuri: Maybe...but there's on thing I want to ask you...How come you offered so much?

Sum: Because I love her. I still do love her. Even though shes dead, I will always love her. Love...just makes you do stupid things. Thats how come I offered so much. I wanna be in heaven with her, but I can't die yet. I still have a debt to pay. I have to be Nuriko's slave (and not in the kind of way you're probably thinking of) until she says my debt has been fully paid.

Nuri: Well, better get going. It'll get dark soon. Drunks are already bustin' out and the nightwalkers will be out soon. Good-bye!

Sum: See you around.

(Nuri leaves the restaurant. She looks around. Shes thinking about whether or not she should use black magic on Shinn or not.)

Nuri: I wonder whether or not I should use black magic on Shinn. Well, its getting dark. I'd better go.

(Nuri gets ready to leave town. It is now nighttime. Nuriko is leaving the Shogun's head quarters after having dinner. No she did not do it with any kind of concubine. She was walking when Shinn appeared in front of her.)

Nuriko: You again? What do you want, fool?

Shinn: I've come to claim what shoulda been MINE.

Nuriko: You're STILL mad about those guys I captured? Look its over! Get over it!

Shinn: I would've caught them, if it weren't for Nuri! That little bitch! I'm gonna kill her!

Nuriko: (Angrily) Thats no way to talk about someone who loves you!

Shinn: What are you talking about?

Nuriko: I met her last night crying at my restaurant! About you! And how you've treated her! I know shes crazy. Very crazy. But you could be a little bit nicer!

Shinn: (Angrily) Fuck you and you fuck her! She was a burden to me ever since I met her! Anyone or thing that stands in my way is a burden! I'll kill her! And I'll kill you stupid-ass for believing her! And for taking my money!

Nuriko: Thats it. We're gonna haveta fight. I don't let anyone get away with bad-mouthing me! (Takes out her sword) You're gonna get it.

Shinn: (Takes out his sword) So be it.

(There is a long pause. Then, Nuriko runs up to Shinn and tries to slash him. Shinn dodges. The two began sword fighting for a while. Then they both jump back a few feet.)

Shinn: You're good.

Nuriko: Likewise. But I haveta go home. Playtimes over. I'm gonna go watch my show now.

(Nuriko starts walking away.)

Shinn: (Yelling) What?! Playtimes over my ass! You get back here! I want my motherfuckin' money!

Nuriko: (Turns to Shinn's direction) Alright, Heres the ultimatum: How about you get your friends, and I'll get my friends, and we'll meet at the end of the forest on the other end of town. The time will be midnight tomorrow. Then, the playtime will REALLY begin.

Shinn: I accept you challenge, bitch!

Nuriko: Very well...





(To be continued.)



P.S. Nuriko: Stop callin' me that! Why is everyone callin' me a bitch!?




(To be continued.)