Original Stories Fan Fiction ❯ Theatre Presentatori ❯ The Resume` ( Chapter 1 )

Rocco and Dominic's

 

The Resume'

 

(Scene opens and a lean-looking athlete walks into an office, wearing 70's gym clothes)

 

 

Athlete

Are you the guy that's going to help me find a job?

 

 

 

 

 

(talks with high class British accent)

Associate

I told you to come formally. Why did you come without pants?

 

 

 

 

 

Athlete

What!? Are you nuts or something? Only a British girly-man would say something like that, right?

 

 

 

Associate

OOhhh!!!! Bloody hell! Why is it always me who gets the apes!

 

 

 

Athlete

You mean sexy ape!

 

 

 

Associate

Oh, shut up!

 

 

 

Athlete

Alright, time for business. I want something with little to no reading or writing and more running.

 

 

Associate

Mr. Grommit there's no such job even at your last job you had to read contracts.

 

 

 

(Getting irritated)

Grommet

Look, Mr. know-it-all, I stated my standards now look for a job that doesn't require reading, but lots of running.

 

 

 

Wallace

My name is Richard Wallace and… (Starts calming down) Perhaps there is something, the local book store is looking for a new shelf arranger and they need some one fast for busy days.

(Fills out form while speaking then hands it)

Grommet

Great! Why didn't you say something before?

 

(Leaves room)

 

 

 

 

 

Wallace

Congratulations you brain dead monkey. You are now on your way to earning a simpler life, with some effort. The sun may set on the past, but may it be long before it sets on our futures.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Grommet

Hey, can they fire me for pestering them about a job in the middle of the night at closing time? Hypothetically speaking.

 

 

 

 

 

Wallace

GET OUT!! NOW!!! We're closed!!!!