Ouran High School Host Club Fan Fiction ❯ Haruhi and the unexpected proposals ❯ Chapter 3

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When Haruhi walked into the music room the next day, what she saw was even more astonishing than the time the Host Club dressed up as women to stop her from changing schools. The room was full of men from Ouran, all lined up behind a high backed chair.
“What is this?” whispered Haruhi, totally dumbfounded.
“These are all the eligible men in Ouran!” announced Tamaki, apparently over the initial shock.
“But….why are they here?”
“Because we want to find out who you love!” chorused the Hitachin brothers, “But, these guys wont propose if you look like a boy. We promised them a cute girl and that’s what they will be getting!” and with that, they steered Haruhi into a changing room where their twin maids set to work.
“HOEEEEEEE!” screamed Haruhi before being shoved back into the hall, now in the female Ouran and with hair extensions.
“Wow…” went Hikaru and Tamaki “NICE JOB!”
Haruhi was steered over to the high backed chair and told to sit down. One by one, the men in line proposed to Haruhi and every time she answered;
“I’m sorry, my heart belongs to another.”
Soon, all but one man had proposed. Kasanoda strutted up to the chair and began.
“Will you…” He stopped in his tracks as he noticed exactly who it was in the chair, “Haruhi? W…wow you look g…great!”
“Thanks, Casanova-kun.” replied Haruhi, by now very bored of the whole charade.
“Er, right. W…will you m…m…m…marry me?”
“I’m sorry, my heart belongs to another.” Haruhi answered.
“Right. Okay. Sorry to bother you.”
“That’s okay, I know what the Host Club are like.”
“Yeah…”
“That’s all of the eligible men in the school!” whined Tamaki to Kyouya, “There’s no-one else it could be!”
“Haru-chan doesn’t like anyone after all. How sad!” moaned Hunny.
“Yeah…” mumbled Mori.
“Actually, there are six more eligible men that haven’t proposed yet!” announced Kyouya.
“Who are they?” asked Tamaki, very dense as usual.
“The Host Club, your highness!” chorused Hikaru and Kaoru.
“Oh right I knew that. I was testing you. Come on then for it is a Host’s duty to bring joy to women and girls everywhere. You go first, Hunny.”
“Okay Tama-chan!” chirped Hunny as he and Mori made their way to Haruhi.
“Haru-chan, will you marry me?”
“Sorry, my heart belongs to another.” She replied, once again.
“That’s okay Haru-chan. Go on Mori-chan!”
“Will you marry me?” murmured Mori.
“Sorry, my heart belongs to another.”
“I know.” He replied, quietly, as usual.
“Okay, Kyouya and Kaoru next!” chimed Tamaki from the other side of the room.
“Fine.” Kyouya sighed.
“Alright!” said Kaoru, rather enjoying himself. They walked up to the chair.
“Haruhi…*sigh* will you marry me?”
“Sorry, my heart belongs to another.”
“Good. Kaoru now you.”
“Haruhi would you marry me?”
“Sorry my heart belongs to another.”
“Yes, I rather knew that.” he went closer to Haruhi and whispered to her, “Don’t break my brothers heart.” “Okay, Hikaru and Tamaki now!” He yelled, towards the last two Hosts.