Pokemon Fan Fiction / Pokemon Fan Fiction / Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ anime survivor ❯ people and clothes, oh people and clothes ( Chapter 1 )

By: Meleniumwriter123450
*on a boat, somewhere in the ocean*

announcer:welcome all, now, the contestants for this show will be...
Goku
#18
Vageta
Gohan
Trunks
Ash
James
Jessy
Pikachu
Misty
Yami
Bakura
Tea
Mai
Marik
and our SUPER special guest, SUPERMAN

anouncer:okay, now, time to intoduce you guys to the host!

*the rock (WWF wresteler) comes out*

Rock:what are you all looking at me for? I'm just the boat cleaner!

*Connen O Brian walks out*

COB: hell-o yall, I'm the host for this here show, Jeff got sick and died of breast cancer

everyone: (((((((((((((OO)))))))))))))))

Jessy:but breast cancer is for g-

COB:-anyways, I'll be dumping you guys-

Tea:and girls!

COB:erm...right, and girls on a tropical island called pornorecka!

Trunks/Gohan:best place ever

Goku:don't we need teams

Bakura:teem me up with Yami and I'll kill you

Yami:teem me up with Bakura I'll kill you!

Vageta:team me up with Goku and I'll kill you!!!

Tea:teem me up with Bakura or Yami and I'll kill you

Yami/Bakura:b-b-but I thought you loved me

Bakura: she loves me you idiot

Yami:I have to see it in wrighting

Bakura:*wrights down Tea loves Bakura* there!!!

Yami: you cheap bastard!

Superman:wow I'm hot!

everyone:(((((OO))))))))

James:we can tell already

everyone: *looks at James* (((((((((OO))))))))

Pickachu: Pika!

Ash:what's that Pikachu?

COB:we're getting off track!!!!!!!!

everyone: *shuts up*

COB:good, now, there's gonna be a NEW twist, you can only go with TWO peaces of clothing on!!! MWHAHAHAHAHAHA (it's for rateings)

Yami and Bakura think of dirty thoughts over Tea

Ash: Pickachu can't bring clothes sinse he's already naked, I'll bring my trunks and hat

Trunks: you arn't wearing me boy!

Ash: I ment my boxers

Trunks:whatever, I'll bring my boxers and shorts

Gohan: same

Goku: hmm, I'll bring my boxers and weighted blue tea-shirt

Marik:boxers and shorts for me fools

SuperMan: I'll bring my tight, red underwear and my cape

Mai:guess I'll bring my underwear and lace up shirt

Ash: *muttering* slut

Yami/Bakura:shorts and tea-shirts

Bakura: mine has a picture of Tea's head on it! *sticks out tongue

Tea:grosss!!!!

Bakura:what's so gross about that!?!?

Yami: *laughs like a little scotish girl*

Tea:I'll bring my thong and sports bra

Misty: same

Jessy: boxers, and gown

James:thong and boxers

everyone:((((Oo))))

Yami:he's just like Yugi *sigh*

Vageta:meh, boxers and pants

#18:thong and bra

COB:I hink that's everyone, now, time to pick the teams!

Anime/Manga: Pokemon Fan Fiction / Pokemon Fan Fiction / Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 11.16.2003 | Updated On: 11.16.2003 | Pages: 2 | Words: 183 | Visits: 299 | Status: Completed