Pokemon Fan Fiction / Pokemon Fan Fiction / Fan Fiction ❯ Survivor: Ultimate ❯ Once Again, Coconuts ( Chapter 3 )

No, I don't own Zelda, Teen Titans, Pokemon, or anything. I messed up on setting it up, so just to let you know: this is a Teen Titans, LoZ, and Pokemon (and Survivor) crossover. I can't take all the credit, because my friends soul_stealer_25 and Mira (I can't remember her user name) helped me write it too. OK, I'm boring you so I'll start.

 

Previously, on Survivor, we met the 16 castaways, and, most.. MOST importantly they made pacts WITH COCONUTS.

 

soul stealer: welcome back to survivor

hero of time: robin the “boy wonder” was voted out of survivor.

Mira: woo!

Pikachu: pika pika chu!!

Mewtwo: he said “that son of a b****!!!”

Soul stealer: yeah, I guess we all have o agree with that..

Star: how dare you mean talk about robin!! *starts crying*

Hero of time: just show the commercials….

 

Commercial: do you like prungles? They only cost a dollar a can but they wont save you money on car insurance.

 

Back to the show

Soul stealer: welcome back!

 

At Hakawakiluka Island

Beastboy: DUDE! I'm so hungry!

Raven: Then eat the fish!

Beastboy: I am a freakin' vegetarian!

Raven: so?

Beastboy: I can't eat meat.

Raven: you can

Beastboy: nu-uh

Raven: uh-huh

Beastboy: nu-uh

Everybody else: *sigh*

Mira: eat coconuts!

Hero of time: mira, you can't give them food.

Mira: damn

Everybody: we'll take them anyway!!

Mira: no way!! I can sell this one on ebay, sell this one on amazon.com, this one on overstock, and the rest are mine to keep!! ^_^

Everybody: *stop and stare*

Mira: what? Is It wrong to have an obsession of coconuts?

Everybody: yes

Mira: F*** you all!

Everybody: O_O

 

No name: *whispers* I like coconuts too. Uhh..

Mira: Don't you f***in' copy me you f***in' sorry excuse of a cameraman, so f*** off this island or I'll make you.

Everybody: O_O Mira..

Little kids: OoOoOoOoOoOoOohhhh….

No name: I can like coconuts too.

Mira: Nu-uh!

--This portion of the show cannot be shown due to graphic and suggestive themes. Please, go to the next part or I'll f***in make you, you f***in losers. Thank you.—

Everybody: Mira..!

Mira: BAHAHA.

Hero of time: Oh jeez.

Soul stealer: Uhh.. okay. Now.. off to the next island to see the other folk I will exterminate in another life..*ahem* I mean the other contestants.

 

Back at Glurgenshmiviel..

Star: um, what does fu-- * Zelda covers her mouth before…*

Zelda: At Hyrule we say…

*Jessie and James come back with tree mail*

Jessie: I think we have to eat nasty food….

Star: why do you say that?

*James reads the clue aloud*

everybody: oh boy….

 

Challenge

Soul stealer: welcome to today's challenge.

Hero of time: Today you will have to eat lots of disgusting food.

Mira: MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Soul stealer: ok….let's get started

Hero of time: the first team to eat all the food in front of them gets a point.

Soul stealer: the first team with 4 points wins… a boat ride to a beautiful island called Coconut island where they will all eat prungles!

Mira: yay coconut island!

Hero of time: *sigh* alright, let's start.

Soul stealer: first you have to eat rotten fish.

BB: NOOOOO!!!!

Everybody else: ewwww…

Hero of time: alright, first up is BB and Gary.

BB and Gary: NOOO!!

Soul stealer: ok, ready….go!

BB: no way am I eating this.

Gary: eww…*takes a bite*

Everybody: O_O

Gary: not bad…*eats all of it, then gets addicted*

Hero of time: Gary wins!

Soul stealer: gary, you can return to your tribe now.

Gary: just let me have some more of the fish

Mira: *sigh* *then takes gary back to his team*

Soul stealer: next up is…

*eventually the challenge is over and the Smivel tribe wins*

Hero of time: Smivel wins reward!!

Sminvel: WOO!! Yeah!! etc…

Soul stealer: alright head on out to the boat and enjoy your reward..not..

Smivel: hey!

Hero of time: just head out to the boat!

Soul stealer: sorry Luka, but you have to head back to camp.

*Luka walks back to camp looking very depressed*

 

Back at the Luka camp

 

Raven: it's all Beastboys fault!

Beastboy: How is it my fault?!

Raven: It's your fault because you didn't eat the fish!!!

Beastboy: It's not my fault I'm a vegetarian!

Raven: sure it is…

Beastboy: grrrr…

Lia: guys, stop fighting!!!

Raven: …..

Beastboy: …..

Lia: that's better…

 

Soul Stealer: well, that's all we have time for.

Hero of time: plus mira kinda broke the camera….

*all stare at mira*

Mira: what?

Everyone: *sigh*

Soul stealer: well, see ya next time.

Hero of time: peace out!

 

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