Pokemon Fan Fiction / Pokemon Fan Fiction / Fan Fiction ❯ Survivor: Ultimate ❯ Enemies and Common Sense ( Chapter 4 )
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By: hero_of_time132 
Slade shows his common sense, BB makes Link look like an angel, and other random things.
Anime/Manga: Pokemon Fan Fiction / Pokemon Fan Fiction / Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Crossover | Uploaded On: 05.16.2005 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.5K | Visits: 391 | Status: Completed
Slade shows his common sense, BB makes Link look like an angel, and other random things.
Anime/Manga: Pokemon Fan Fiction / Pokemon Fan Fiction / Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Crossover | Uploaded On: 05.16.2005 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.5K | Visits: 391 | Status: Completed
No, I don't own Zelda, Teen Titans, Survivor, or Pokemon. I do own Lia, so please don't use her. I can't take all the credit because my friends soul_stealer_25 and Mira (i can't remember her user name) helped me write it too.
Previously on Survivor: Mira somehow broke the camera. In this episode we will find out how.
hero of time: we got a new camera!
soul stealer: that was actually Jeff's-
hero of time: but he gave it to us before he committed suicide.
soul stealer: ahem.
Mira: errr... yeah?
hero of time: -_-*
soul stealer: now you may be wondering, how did Mira break the camera?
hero of time: She was polishing her coconuts while filming and dropped a really big coconut on the camera and broke it.
soul stealer: understand now?
Commercial
Ebay! Ebay, under request from a special contributer called Mira, will now feature coconuts! Ebay!!
Back to the Show: the Luka Tribe
Lia: we lost another reward. i'm still hungry.
BB: dude, i've been living off coconuts!
Raven: take my advice and you won't have to.
(Lia takes BB to a part of the forest)
Lia: You and me, we could vote off Raven.
BB: she'll get so mad! and what if you're lying to me?
Lia: I wouldn't lie to you. Tell me one time when I did.
(Silence)
Lia: I could get Link, and he could get Ruto. That's 4 votes.
BB: Let's do it.
(BB walks away)
Lia: Gullible fool. He was getting annoying anyway.
Mira: OoOoOoOo...
Link: Did you trick him?
Lia: yeah. It was easy. All we have to do is win the immunity challenge again.
BB: hey, Cy.
Cy: what?
BB: wanna vote out Raven?
Cy: sure.
BB: that's 5!
Lia: yeah right
The Shvimiel Tribe
(Everyone's on Coconut Island eating prungles)
Jessie: Thank you Beastboy!
Zelda: I think I gained a couple pounds.
Gary: of course you did. Haven't you ever seen the commercials?
everyone: -_-*
Robin: You're a pokemon trainer. You travel around the world. When do you get a chance to watch TV?
Gary: heheheheh
Starfire: So you are not a good pokemon trainer and you carry a portable TV with you everywhere?
Gary: So what if I do?
(All stop and stare)
James: I wish we could afford a portable TV. (cries)
Jessie: (cries)
Mira: -_-*
At the Immunity Challenge
hero of time: In this challenge, you will pair up with your enemies (it doesn't matter what team you're on) and see which person-
Pikachu: Pika!
hero of time: or pokemon-
soul stealer: you know what Pikachu says?! And you didn't tell us?! We had to hire Mewtwo for no reason?!
hero of time: I thought having Mewtwo on the show would bring more publicity.
soul stealer: Ash, Jessie, James, and Gary all know what Pikachu says anyway.
Mira: And it did! Who knew we'd get over a million viewers...
hero of time: -can stay the longest in the game without killing and/or hurting your partner.
soul stealer: The team of the winner gets immunity.
soul stealer: here are the pairs: Link and Ganon-
Mira: mwahahahahahah!
Ganon: Mwahahahaha!
Link: Noooooo!
hero of time: Ash and Gary-
Mira: mwahahahah!
soul stealer: Ruto and Lia-
Mira: Mwahahaha-
soul stealer: Mira, it's not funny any more.
Mira: We'll see if it's funny tommorow....
Lia: I'm gonna kill you, Ruto.
Ruto: hey Lia (ignores her) do you think you can get a-
Lia: a date with Link? Are you even counting how many times you've asked me that? How many fan girls have asked me that?!
hero of time: (sigh) Beastboy and Zelda-
soul stealer: wow. mira didn't even do her evil laugh.
(mira is twitching)
Mira: resisting urge- to do- evil laugh-
soul stealer: raven and Cyborg
hero of time: Pikachu and Jessie-
Mira: What about James?
soul stealer: ok, they may not be your enemies exactly, but you don't like them.
hero of time: and James and Starfire.
Mira: prepare for war.
(Link cowers in fear)
Ganon: I can't hurt you, but I can still intimidate you!
Mira: He's right. you didn't say that.
hero of time: I know.
Ash: I'm gonna ignore you.
Gary: Really?
Ash: You're annoying me.
Gary: Really really?
hero of time: that's my line! It's copyrighted! you're out!
Gary: Noooo! (there's more than one round)
Ruto: Oh Lia! Link is sooo dreamy! You're so lucky he's your brother!
Lia: Will you shut up about Link already?!
Ruto: Link, my darling...!
Lia: (takes a giant leaf and wraps it around her mouth)
soul stealer: you're out, Lia!
hero of time: no she's not. Ruto didn't say she was hurt.
soul stealer: you're just saying that because you created her.
Ruto: mmmphrm.
Lia: I'm not hurting her, see?
BB: Wow you're pretty.
Zelda: What?
BB: (Starts drooling)
Zelda: That's the shortest attention span I've seen my whole life. He makes Link look like a little angel.
(Raven is meditating)
Cy: when we get back, do you want to play video games?
Raven: They are a waste of time.
hero of time+soul stealer+Mira: how can you say that?!
Mira: who votes she's out?
(everyone raises their hands)
Mira: you're out for insulting Nintendo and other companies like that. And for insulting us.
Raven: I didn't insult Nintendo or you!
Mira: (dreamily) Raven, you wouldn't understand the feeling of the controller when you play, the joy you feel when you beat the game...
hero of time: Mira....
Mira: what? I can't express myself?
soul stealer: a bit too poetic.
Raven: .....
Mira: the point is, don't you ever insult video games again!
Cyborg: she sure told you.
Pikachu: Pika Pika!
Jessie: What did you call me?!
Pikachu: pikapika pi pi chu pika.
Jessie: A good for nothing bum?! Well you're a pipsqueak of a mouse whose nothing more than an electrician!
Pikachu: pika chu!
Jessie: Afraid of a Skitty?! Am not! You're afraid of turning into a Raichu! What is that all about?
(this part of the show has been edited for your safety. You really don't wanna know what they call each other next)
Starfire: So you steal pokemon for a living?
James: Yep.
Starfire: And you feel no sorrow?
James: Nope.
Starfire: (Starts crying for no apparent reason)
James: See what soap operas can do to you?
(In short, Lia won, well, Luka did, because Ruto couldn't say that she was being suffac- I mean, couldn't say that she was not hurt.)
Tribal Council
hero of time: whose fault do you think it is for losing immunity again?
Shvimiel: slade
hero of time: but he wasn't in the challenge because his enemy wasn't here.
soul stealer: oh yeah. let's vote, i'm hungry.
hero of time: (counting votes) one vote for slade! and another and another...
soul stealer: you all voted for slade? You voted for yourself?!
slade: I want to go back and cause havoc in Jump City. After all, Robin is the only one there and the Titans East are too far away.
Mira: he's smart.
soul stealer: bye slade!
Slade: mwahahahhahahahahaha!
Mira: that's my line you idiot! (throws a coconut at him)
(end of the show)
(At the yacht, Mira decided to give her night shift to no name camera dude.)
hero of time: poor robin.
Mira: as if we care.
soul stealer: What are you doind, Mira?
Mira: I'm on ebay buying coconuts.
hero of time: whose money are you using?
Mira: Jeff's- I mean ours. My share.Did you know that one rupee from Hyrule is worth 20 bucks?
soul stealer: yeah. that's why were so rich.
hero of time: do you think we'd be rich and not know why?
Mira: I just figured out the why part yesterday.
hero of time+soul stealer: -_-*
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Previously on Survivor: Mira somehow broke the camera. In this episode we will find out how.
hero of time: we got a new camera!
soul stealer: that was actually Jeff's-
hero of time: but he gave it to us before he committed suicide.
soul stealer: ahem.
Mira: errr... yeah?
hero of time: -_-*
soul stealer: now you may be wondering, how did Mira break the camera?
hero of time: She was polishing her coconuts while filming and dropped a really big coconut on the camera and broke it.
soul stealer: understand now?
Commercial
Ebay! Ebay, under request from a special contributer called Mira, will now feature coconuts! Ebay!!
Back to the Show: the Luka Tribe
Lia: we lost another reward. i'm still hungry.
BB: dude, i've been living off coconuts!
Raven: take my advice and you won't have to.
(Lia takes BB to a part of the forest)
Lia: You and me, we could vote off Raven.
BB: she'll get so mad! and what if you're lying to me?
Lia: I wouldn't lie to you. Tell me one time when I did.
(Silence)
Lia: I could get Link, and he could get Ruto. That's 4 votes.
BB: Let's do it.
(BB walks away)
Lia: Gullible fool. He was getting annoying anyway.
Mira: OoOoOoOo...
Link: Did you trick him?
Lia: yeah. It was easy. All we have to do is win the immunity challenge again.
BB: hey, Cy.
Cy: what?
BB: wanna vote out Raven?
Cy: sure.
BB: that's 5!
Lia: yeah right
The Shvimiel Tribe
(Everyone's on Coconut Island eating prungles)
Jessie: Thank you Beastboy!
Zelda: I think I gained a couple pounds.
Gary: of course you did. Haven't you ever seen the commercials?
everyone: -_-*
Robin: You're a pokemon trainer. You travel around the world. When do you get a chance to watch TV?
Gary: heheheheh
Starfire: So you are not a good pokemon trainer and you carry a portable TV with you everywhere?
Gary: So what if I do?
(All stop and stare)
James: I wish we could afford a portable TV. (cries)
Jessie: (cries)
Mira: -_-*
At the Immunity Challenge
hero of time: In this challenge, you will pair up with your enemies (it doesn't matter what team you're on) and see which person-
Pikachu: Pika!
hero of time: or pokemon-
soul stealer: you know what Pikachu says?! And you didn't tell us?! We had to hire Mewtwo for no reason?!
hero of time: I thought having Mewtwo on the show would bring more publicity.
soul stealer: Ash, Jessie, James, and Gary all know what Pikachu says anyway.
Mira: And it did! Who knew we'd get over a million viewers...
hero of time: -can stay the longest in the game without killing and/or hurting your partner.
soul stealer: The team of the winner gets immunity.
soul stealer: here are the pairs: Link and Ganon-
Mira: mwahahahahahah!
Ganon: Mwahahahaha!
Link: Noooooo!
hero of time: Ash and Gary-
Mira: mwahahahah!
soul stealer: Ruto and Lia-
Mira: Mwahahaha-
soul stealer: Mira, it's not funny any more.
Mira: We'll see if it's funny tommorow....
Lia: I'm gonna kill you, Ruto.
Ruto: hey Lia (ignores her) do you think you can get a-
Lia: a date with Link? Are you even counting how many times you've asked me that? How many fan girls have asked me that?!
hero of time: (sigh) Beastboy and Zelda-
soul stealer: wow. mira didn't even do her evil laugh.
(mira is twitching)
Mira: resisting urge- to do- evil laugh-
soul stealer: raven and Cyborg
hero of time: Pikachu and Jessie-
Mira: What about James?
soul stealer: ok, they may not be your enemies exactly, but you don't like them.
hero of time: and James and Starfire.
Mira: prepare for war.
(Link cowers in fear)
Ganon: I can't hurt you, but I can still intimidate you!
Mira: He's right. you didn't say that.
hero of time: I know.
Ash: I'm gonna ignore you.
Gary: Really?
Ash: You're annoying me.
Gary: Really really?
hero of time: that's my line! It's copyrighted! you're out!
Gary: Noooo! (there's more than one round)
Ruto: Oh Lia! Link is sooo dreamy! You're so lucky he's your brother!
Lia: Will you shut up about Link already?!
Ruto: Link, my darling...!
Lia: (takes a giant leaf and wraps it around her mouth)
soul stealer: you're out, Lia!
hero of time: no she's not. Ruto didn't say she was hurt.
soul stealer: you're just saying that because you created her.
Ruto: mmmphrm.
Lia: I'm not hurting her, see?
BB: Wow you're pretty.
Zelda: What?
BB: (Starts drooling)
Zelda: That's the shortest attention span I've seen my whole life. He makes Link look like a little angel.
(Raven is meditating)
Cy: when we get back, do you want to play video games?
Raven: They are a waste of time.
hero of time+soul stealer+Mira: how can you say that?!
Mira: who votes she's out?
(everyone raises their hands)
Mira: you're out for insulting Nintendo and other companies like that. And for insulting us.
Raven: I didn't insult Nintendo or you!
Mira: (dreamily) Raven, you wouldn't understand the feeling of the controller when you play, the joy you feel when you beat the game...
hero of time: Mira....
Mira: what? I can't express myself?
soul stealer: a bit too poetic.
Raven: .....
Mira: the point is, don't you ever insult video games again!
Cyborg: she sure told you.
Pikachu: Pika Pika!
Jessie: What did you call me?!
Pikachu: pikapika pi pi chu pika.
Jessie: A good for nothing bum?! Well you're a pipsqueak of a mouse whose nothing more than an electrician!
Pikachu: pika chu!
Jessie: Afraid of a Skitty?! Am not! You're afraid of turning into a Raichu! What is that all about?
(this part of the show has been edited for your safety. You really don't wanna know what they call each other next)
Starfire: So you steal pokemon for a living?
James: Yep.
Starfire: And you feel no sorrow?
James: Nope.
Starfire: (Starts crying for no apparent reason)
James: See what soap operas can do to you?
(In short, Lia won, well, Luka did, because Ruto couldn't say that she was being suffac- I mean, couldn't say that she was not hurt.)
Tribal Council
hero of time: whose fault do you think it is for losing immunity again?
Shvimiel: slade
hero of time: but he wasn't in the challenge because his enemy wasn't here.
soul stealer: oh yeah. let's vote, i'm hungry.
hero of time: (counting votes) one vote for slade! and another and another...
soul stealer: you all voted for slade? You voted for yourself?!
slade: I want to go back and cause havoc in Jump City. After all, Robin is the only one there and the Titans East are too far away.
Mira: he's smart.
soul stealer: bye slade!
Slade: mwahahahhahahahahaha!
Mira: that's my line you idiot! (throws a coconut at him)
(end of the show)
(At the yacht, Mira decided to give her night shift to no name camera dude.)
hero of time: poor robin.
Mira: as if we care.
soul stealer: What are you doind, Mira?
Mira: I'm on ebay buying coconuts.
hero of time: whose money are you using?
Mira: Jeff's- I mean ours. My share.Did you know that one rupee from Hyrule is worth 20 bucks?
soul stealer: yeah. that's why were so rich.
hero of time: do you think we'd be rich and not know why?
Mira: I just figured out the why part yesterday.
hero of time+soul stealer: -_-*
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