Pokemon Fan Fiction / Pokemon Fan Fiction / Fan Fiction ❯ Survivor: Ultimate ❯ Blimey Americans! ( Chapter 7 )

Once again, we don't own anything…

Hero of time: wait, I do own a gamecube.

Soul stealer: no you don't, it's your cousin's gamecube.

Hero of time: shhhh!! You're making me look bad.

Mira: -_-

 

*At Titan's Tower*

(once again, they all have English accents)

Slade: Starfire, dear, would you care for some more tea and crumpets?

Starfire: that would be jolly good Slade.

Robin: Starfire, it was jolly good of you to join us here.

Starfire: it was my pleasure.

Robin: Starfire, I have something to ask you. *gets down on one knee* Will you marry me?

Robin+Raven supporters: NOOOOO!!!!

Terra+Robin supporters: NOOOOO!!!

Pretty much all the people who don't support robin+star: NOOOOO!!!

Starfire: Of course Robin.

Slade: Robin, I have something to tell you.

Robin: well what is it?

Slade: *sounding like Darth Vader* Luke, I mean, uh, Robin, I am your father.

Robin: you? Oh this is just splendid. What a jolly good day. Oh, father give me a hug.

*slade and robin start to hug*

Batman: Robin, you finally found your father. *starts to cry* this..this is just great. *starts to sob*

Starfire: Oh, Batman, you're having a moment.

Batman: *still crying* I'll go get the camera.

 

*Back to Survivor….*

 

Shmiviel

 

Zelda: I cannot stand this!!!!!!

Mira: Stand what?

Zelda: Everything! You can't see at night, there are rats everywhere, Beastboy turns into a hog at night and snores like no tomorrow-

Gary: Will you shut up?

(Pikachu takes a stick and whacks Zelda on the head until she felll unconscious)

Gary: can you do that?

James: I wanna go back to the tower with everyone else! I can't live off coconuts!

Mira: Do you like tea and crumpets?

James: What?

Mira: Do you?

James: Not really.

Mira: Then you might want to stay here.

James: What? Is anything wrong?

Mira: Never mind. Forget I said anything.

 

Luka

 

Raven: this place sucks.

Mira: then you don't want to see your next challenge.

Raven: oh boy…

Mira: MUAHAHAHAHA!!!

Cy: that laugh gets old after a while you know.

Mira: you want me to drug you again?

Cy: I mean..uh..that laugh never gets old even though you've done it 5,032 times. *fakes a smile*

Mira: I thought so.

 

At the challenge

 

Hero of time: welcome to your next challenge. Or as mira says, your doom!!!

Raven: *sarcastically* I'm so terrified. *rolls eyes*

Mira: you should be. *stares at raven*

Soul stealer: ok, for this challenge I'd like you to meet my friend timmy!

Timmy: hi. I'm timmy.

Soul stealer: timmy will be part of the challenge today.

Hero of time: and so will..InuGhost and Seshin!

InuGhost and Seshin: *with evil smiles on their faces* hello.

Titans: NOOOOO!!!!!

Hero of time: the last castaway to not laugh wins immunity for their team.

Soul stealer: also, your reward will be a night on an island with lots of food.

Castaways: yay!!

Hero of time: with InuGhost and Seshin!!

Titans: NOOOO!!!!

Everyone else: what's so bad about that?

Titans: you don't want to know.

Soul stealer: now to start the challenge.

*so the challenge starts and everyone is in a horizontal line facing timmy, InuGhost, and Seshin.*

*through out the whole thing, timmy talks with a Irish and somewhat Scottish accent*

Timmy: gimme back my pot of gold u blimy americans and ur shiny guns of dooom

InuGhost: okkkkkkk

*BB and Cy start laughing*

hero of time: bb and cy, you guys are out.

Timmy: damm americans payin a mexican 2 dallas a month 2 work there asses off

InuGhost: HAHAHAHA!!!

*Zelda, Gary, Ash, Pikachu, Lia all start laughing*

soul stealer: you guys are out.

Timmy: screw mcdonalds and there fatty fries of doooom

Seshin: yummy

Timmy: you're one of them?! FATTY!!! FATTY!! FATTY!!!

Timmy: FATTY ALEART!!!!

Seshin: no, but they do taste good.

Timmy: THERE IS A FATTY IN THE HOUSE!!!!!

Timmy: EVIL!!!!

*Link, James, Ruto, and Ganon start laughing*

Hero of time: oh my god, ganon laughed. O_O well you guys are out.

BB: dude, it's only Raven and Jessie now. Raven is so gonna win.

Seshin: you call me fat? Ooooh are you in trouble now.

Timmy: O_O

Seshin: *takes out a sword and starts hitting timmy*

*Raven starts cracking up*

everyone: oh my god, RAVEN LAUGHED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVERYONE TAKE COVER!!!!

Hero of time: for once, Luka lost!!

Titans: yay!! Now we don't have to deal with InuGhost!!! WOO!!!

 

Tribal Council

 

Hero of time: Lets just vote.

BB: Wait!!!! I quit Survivor!

Mira: You're going to regret that.

Soul stealer: This makes everything a lot easier.

BB: I can't live off coconuts- it's just not enough. And most of all, I can't stand her! (points to Mira)

Mira: Heeeeyyy….. you're really going to regret that. I'm watching you. Just watch out.

Timmy: Get lost, you blimy American!

Soul stealer: Timmy, you're not Scottish. Or Irish.

Timmy: To hell with that! And those fatty fries of dooooom!

Soul stealer: Timmy, did you forget to take your meds again?

Timmy: Maybe.

Mira: I can fix that.

(chases BB and Timmy off the island with the pills)

 

Thanks for reading- and please review! You read it, but you don't review it! What is that? REVIEW IT!!!!!!

Mira: Or I'll drug you bad.

Timmy: Review, you blimey Americans!!!!!!!!!!

Mira: I thought I told you to get off the island?

(Chases him off with the pills again)