Pokemon Fan Fiction / Pokemon Fan Fiction / Fan Fiction ❯ Survivor: Ultimate ❯ Tea and Crumpets ( Chapter 6 )

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No, I don't own Teen Titans, Zelda, Pokemon, or Dr. Mario, etc..
 
Hero of time: welcome back to Survivor: Ultimate.
Mira: Don't you always say that every single time?
Hero of time: maybe…
Soul stealer: -_-*
 
Luka Tribe
BB:……..and that's my problem.
Mira: wow…that was so touching. *starts to cry*
Everyone: *stop and stare*
Mira: haha! I fooled you!!
Everyone: *sigh*
Raven: you think you have a problem?! My dad wants me to take golf lessons!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone: O_O
Cy: Trigon wants you to take golf lessons?
Ganon: what, something wrong with that?
Link: you golf?
Ganon: yeah with the skulls of the people I killed.
Everyone: O_O
Mira: ooooook. I think I'm going back to Shmiviel.
 
Shmiviel Tribe
Starfire: *crying* Robiiiiiiin!!!!! Who knows what evil has befallen you as you are alone with Slade!!!!
*Back at Jump City*
Slade: *with English accent* Robin, would you care for some more tea?
Robin *also with English accent* Oh, jolly good. That would be splendid.
*Back at Shmiviel*
Mira: ahuh, I'm sure Robin is just dandy even though he's developed a taste for tea and crumpets.
Everyone: What?
Mira: never mind. Forget I said anything. ^_^
 
Immunity Challenge
Soul stealer: welcome to your next challenge.
Hero of time: your challenge today is..
Mira: *jumps out of a bush wearing a Dr. Mario costume* ME!!!!!
Everyone: O_O oh shi-
Soul stealer: moving on…
Hero of time: your challenge today is both immunity and reward. Whoever can go the longest with passing out wins.
Lia: that doesn't seem too hard.
Soul stealer: normally you'd be right, but we have some catches.
Link: what do you mean?
Hero of time: *laughing like a crazed maniac*
Soul stealer: as you can see, Mira is wearing a Dr. Mario costume. So, for the challenge, Mira will be Dr. Mario. Mira as Dr. Mario: she'll drug you bad.
Everyone: *cowering in fear*
Hero of time: well, let's get started.
*Mira throws pills like crazy at everyone, hits Ruto on the head*
Ruto: I think I be drugged.
Link: I think you be stupider than usual.
*Passes out*
Mira: Are you recording all of this, no name?
BB: Please… I was just wondering… can I have your autograph, Dr. Mario? Please? Pretty please? Please? Please?
*Mira shoves 3 pills down BB's throat*
Raven: It's a Dr. Mario costume, you idiot.
BB: I like ponies. *passes out*
Hero of time: this is more entertaining than I thought it would be.
Soul stealer: Yep.
Mira: Boy, am I having fun! ^_^ *hits Zelda with a pill*
Zelda: My dress! You ruined my- I like ponies.
Soul stealer: What kind of pills are you using, Mira?
Mira: Dr. Mario's secret stash. I got it of…. EBAY!!!! (Along with a custom made, 100% coconut skirt!)
Hero of time: Since when do you wear skirts?
Mira: I didn't say I was going to wear it.
Soul stealer: then what did you buy it for?
Mira: It wasn't patented, so I took the idea and made my own brand of clothing! (she's wearing a shirt that says, “Coconuts rock my sox!*
Everyone: -_-*
Raven: you can't drug me.
Mira: wanna bet?
Raven: bring it on.
Mira: *throws a whole bunch of pills at Raven*
Raven: not gonna work. >_>
*eventually everyone except Raven passes out*
Hero of time: Luka wins!
 
Later at Tribal Council
Soul stealer: ok, we're just gonna skip right to the voting cause we want to play video games.
*everyone votes*
Hero of time: first vote, Starfire
Starfire: me? But why would someone vote for me?
Mira: pffffft.
*the next three votes are read, and all of them are for Starfire*
Soul stealer: and the 3rd person voted off Survivor: ultimate, is Starfire.
Starfire: NOOO!!! *starts to cry*
Mira: well now you get to see Robin.
Starfire: *gasp* Robin I'm coming!!!!
Mira: ooooook.
 
 
That's all the time we have. Bye-Bye.