Pokemon Fan Fiction / Pokemon Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Inuyasha is a Pokemon? ❯ Candy Store ( Chapter 10 )

Sorry I haven't been updating, I have been working on another story and my Internet has not been working.

 

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:Sesshomaru, Miroku, and Shippo:

 

The frightened demon lead Sesshomaru and the others deeper into the caves. They finally came to a long dark tunnel with a door at the end. The demon flung open the door and they saw the short demon talking to Kagome, Sango, and Kirara. Sesshomaru prepared to kill it with his claws. The demon turned and looked at them. “Hello…who are you?”

“Sesshomaru!” Kagome yelled in surprise at seeing the demon.

“Oh, your Sesshomaru?” The demon said stupidly.

“…Yes.” Sesshomaru answered.

“And I am?” The short demon asked.

“You don't know your own name!” Shippo asked.

“A name? What's that?” He asked.

“Why would this demon want to start a war with you?” Sango asked Sesshomaru.

“Well he…he did…something. Now what was it?” The demon said then sat down to think.

“How did you get this forgetful anyway?” Kagome asked.

He leaned backwards and rolled his eyes back like he was deep in thought, even though there was really nothing going through his mind, kind of like Cliff on the Cosby Show, “Well it was back in the year 2994.”

“…That year hasn't happened yet.”

“Maybe I have a time machine then, now shut up and listen!”

“…Fine.”

“So as I was saying, before I was interrupted, the story takes place in 2995.”

“But you said it was 2994 before!”

“Well I lied, now no more interruptions!”

“Fine.”

“Well it was in 2995 I was the leader of an army of giant cockroaches that was attacking the village of Rivendel and we were…”

“Cockroaches, that's crazy? And isn't that name from in the Lord of the Rings.” I wish Hojo would stop asking me to see that with him, Kagome thought.

“It's not my fault if the person who named the town plagiarized the name! Now we were searching for the aliens who had attacked us the year before and then ran off into the forest nearby…are you following this?

“No!”

“What's an alien?” Shippo asked.

“Good, good. Now we found them and a great battle was waged. Now don't just assume that this is a war story this is really a tragic tale about friendship and love and romance and, and carefully assorted mixed nuts.”

Everyone else stared at each other dumbfounded until Sesshomaru broke the silence, “Why would you get mixed nuts if you wanted to assort them?”

“And wouldn't that take a long time?” Shippo asked.

“No, because I used the magical nut assorterer thingy, I have it right here!” He held up a small pebble.

“That is what assorts the nuts?”

“Yes, you just put the nut on the flat part and it assorts it.”

“It assorts a single nut? But how do you assort a single nut.”

“It just does, that's why its magic!” The short demon yelled.

Miroku threw his arms up in frustration, “THIS DEMON IS INSANE!”

“Just kill him already!” The demon that had lead Sesshomaru to him yelled. “Me and everyone else who works for him has to listen to this crap every freaken day!” Sesshomaru went for his sword, Toukijin, and jumped towards the insane demon but it drew out his flute and began to play it. A red beam shot out of it and froze them.

When they could move again they found themselves standing on a circular metal platform. They saw the forgetful short demon along with the one that had lead them to him standing behind a glass window.

 

“Sir, how should we kill them?”

“Kill whom…..oh yes right…right. I'm going to place them in an easily escapable situation involving an overly elaborate and exotic death.”

“Why? And didn't they try to do that in Austin Powers.”

“It's not my fault everyone keeps stealing my ideas!”

“..Right…so what do we kill them with?”

“We lower them down into a pit of lava.”

“Well that's original.”

“Sharks then?”

“No, it's been done before.”

“Sharks with giant laser beams attached to their heads!”

“That's also from Austin Powers, and we don't have those!”

“Throw me a frickin bone here!”

“What about snapping turtles.”

“Alright that works for me.” The demon pulled the lever that would lower them into the pit of ferocious snapping turtles.

 

“How do we get out of here!” Shippo said while cowering in fear.

“I have an idea, only half of the platform has began to lower down. We can just jump onto the side that isn't lowering.” Miroku said.

“That's just crazy enough to work!” Everyone made the jump except for Shippo who continued to cower in fear. He fell to the bottom and was attacked and devoured by the turtles.

“Shippo!” Kagome screamed. “….Oh well, at least I won't have to go into that candy store to get anything for Shippo anymore. I remember the last time I went in.”

 

 

:Kagome's flashback:

 

Kagome walked down the street carrying a shopping list. “Ok I've got the medical supplies, I got Inuyasha potato chips, Miroku a case of soda, Kirara Meow Mix, Sango Aspirin in case she has to listen to Miroku hit on other women. That's right I still need to get Shippo some of that candy he likes. She opened the door to the candy store. While humming the Meow Mix song.

As soon as she stepped inside she saw a poor looking boy looking inside of a chocolate bar. He pulled out a golden piece of paper and immediently burst into song. “I've got a golden ticket, I've got a golden ticket.” He was then punched in the face and sent flying across the room. Another boy grabbed it.

“Get that ticket!” The other kids screamed and tackled the boy who now held it. The storeowner reached under his desk and pulled out a machine gun loaded with gumballs. He began firing gumballs into the kids' mouths.

“You want some candy too bitch!” He yelled when he saw Kagome. He was about to open fire when a kid jumped behind him and hit him with a candy cane. The kid with the candy cane picked up the ticket and held it up but was then hit in the face with a flying caramel apple.

“How do you like them apples.” A kid yelled from across the room. The kid dove towards the ticket but was hit and knocked out by a thrown newspaper. A man wielding two newspapers. Jumped into the room and knocked two kids away from the poor looking boy. The boy grabbed the ticket and ran out the door.

“Run Charlie, run straight home!” The newspaperman yelled after the boy then turned back towards the kids. “Come on you punks, candy will never defeat the sports section!”

 

 

 

 

:End flashback:

 

 

(My version of Willy Wonka and the Chocklate Factory)

 

 

 

“Ok we have to get those demons.” Kagome said. They ran out of the room and saw both demons in front of them. The short one holding his flute. “How did you know we escaped.”

“Did you not hear the words easily escapable situation. I saw Austin Powers and I know what happened. AND I'M NOT BEING FROZEN AND LAUNCHED INTO SPACE WITH A CAT, I'M A DOG PERSON!” He began to play his flute to transport them all into the Pokemon world, including the other demon.

“What did I do?” The demon yelled.

“You have failed me for the last time.” They all vanished. “…Wait a minuet, did he ever fail me? Oh well. Shit, I forgot to tell him about his father.”

 

:Inuyasha:

 

Inuyasha still sat with his arms and legs bound to the chair. He was starting to go crazy from all the lousy commercials. “You will obey! You will obey!” Oak's voice continued to echo throughout the room. His voice was starting to hypnotize Inuyasha.

“Yes, I will ob-….No!” Inuyasha screamed.

Another commercial came on. This one showed a car crashing out of a window to land on the street below. It then went over a cliff and fell over a cliff. It smashed into the ground and exploded. Words appeared at the bottom of the screen and an announcer said, “Drink Samuel Adams, always a good decision..…unless you're driving.”

“You will obey!”

“No I won't!”

“Yes you will!”

“No I won't!”

“….Yes you, you will.”

“….Nah.”

“Yes.”

“Nope.”

“Uh huh.”

“Uh uh.”

“…..You won't obey!”

“Yes I will! …..Damn….I mean no I won't!”

“Hahaha you fell for it.”

“No I didn't.”

“Yes you did.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Kennan- “Ok that's the end everyone!”

 

Everyone- :looks up in surprise:

 

Sesshomaru- “Are you serious?”

 

Inuyasha- “That sucked!”

 

Kennan- “Ummmm….Well…I.”

 

Misty- “What about my trial? Are they really going to kill me?”

 

Kennan- “Hopefully.”

 

Sango- “What about Sesshomaru being in love with me, he's a lot cuter then hat perverted monk.”

 

Miroku and Brock- Gropes Sango. Who's perverted? And we should have a bigger role in this story!”

 

Kennan- “Are you crazy, with all the woman you chased you two are lucky to be alive!”

 

Sesshomaru- :looks at Sango: “Who's cute? Human women don't interest me!”

 

Sango- “Hey I'm up here!”

 

Sesshomaru- :Stops staring at her chest: “I know.” :continues staring at her chest:

 

Sango- “Hentai!” :hits him:

 

Shippo- “What about me all I did was cower in fear! I WANT A BIGGER PART! Why don't you revive me and put me back in the story as a powerful and handsome demon slayer.”

 

Inuyasha- :hits Shippo: “Your lucky to be in this story, or any story!” :Prepares to hit him again:

 

Shippo- :cowers in fear:

 

Kagome- “Inuyasha, SIT! I have a better idea Inuyasha. Kirara!”

 

Kirara- :growls and eats Shippo:

 

Pikachu- “Pika, Pikachu!”

 

Ash- “Pikachu your back!”

 

Kirara- :growls and eats pikachu:

 

Ash- “NOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

 

Kagome- “And do we ever get back to our own world?

 

Ash- “And what about me I'm still not the greatest Pokemon trainer EVER!”

 

Sesshomaru- “And I want to kill that forgetful demon.”

 

Forgetful demon- “And what about….uhhhh…what about…ummm….it was something. O well I forgot.”

 

Kennan- “ALRIGHT ENOUGH! I'll continue the story!”

 

Everyone- “YAY!”

 

Ash's mom- “Wait! Am I or Mr. Mime going to be in this story.”

 

Everyone- “HELL NO!”

 

Souta and Kagome's grandpa- “What about us, we want to be in it?”

 

Kennan- “Kirara!”

 

Kirara- :eats them both:

 

Kennan- “HAHAAHAHAHA!”