Pokemon Fan Fiction / Pokemon Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Inuyasha is a Pokemon? ❯ I said Vacuum ( Chapter 11 )

Sorry for the wait, I'm lazy…..

 

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:Sesshomaru, Kagome, and the other fools:

 

“Where are we?” Kagome asked when she woke up. She looked around for the other and saw that they were all huddled together in a circle looking at something on the ground. She got up and walked over to them and she saw what it was, a body of some creature.

Sesshomaru turned it over with his foot. “Is it some type of demon?” Kagome asked Sango.

“If it is, it's one of the ugliest demons that I have ever seen.” Sango answered.

“It may be able to tell us where we are,” Sesshomaru drew the Tenseiga, and with one quick stroke of his blade, he cut both of the messengers of the afterlife hovering over the corpse in half.

The hideous creature slowly opened its eyes then yelled, “Psyduck,” and started running around in circles. It continued to run around in circles until it ran into a tree and fell over onto its back.

“I don't think that this thing will be of much help to us.” Miroku said while trying to stop Psyduck from running into the tree.

“Useless creature.” Sesshomaru beheaded it with his sword but it quickly got back up with its head reattached. “Useless sword.”

Kagome grabbed Psyduck to stop him from running into the tree, “We could just take it with us. There was a sign that said that a town was nearby, maybe someone will recognize it.”

“Fine.” Sesshomaru reluctantly agreed. “But let's be quick about getting out of here I'm a busy demon; I have things to do, places to go, a brother to kill, a sword to steal, a 10 year old girl to seduce….”

“What?!”

“…I said I have to feed my dog.”

“You have a dog?” Kagome asked.

“….Yes, its brown and white, and, and…. Let's just get going!”

 

:Ash and Brock:

 

Ash and Brock finally began to near the building where Misty's trial was being held. They entered the building and where surprised when they entered a large courtroom that was filled up with Psyduck. They were even more surprised when they noticed that everyone except for Misty's attorney and the judge was asleep. The lawyer seemed to be doing most of the talking. The judge looked like he was about to strangle the lawyer.

“Look! We have indisputable evidence that she killed him!”

“Like what?”

“What about the fact that we found her fingerprints on the murder weapon and there are three witnesses!”

“Maybe it was her clone that murdered him!”

 

“Ash, this could be interesting to watch.” Brock said.

“Yeah. I'm going to get some popcorn, what day is it?”

Brock looked at his watch and pushed a button on it to check the date, “It's Wednesday. “Hey, wasn't it Monday when we started heading for this building?”

“Uhhhh…”

 

 

:Ash's flashback:

 

“Hurry up Brock, we're almost there.” Ash yelled as he continued to run towards the building.

“Well, it's hard to run with this blindfold on!”

“Hey! Aren't you that pokemon trainer Ash?” Brock heard a new voice behind him and stopped.

“Yes, I'm Ash. You must be one of my many fans.” Ash extended his hand and prepared to get his pen to sign an autograph.

“I'm no fan of yours you self absorbed jackass. And I see no need to introduce myself. I'm only here for two reasons. One is to defeat you so that I am one step closer to being the greatest pokemon trainer EVER! The other reason is to show you that my pokemon are better than yours are. I've heard about your crazy training methods, how last year you forced your Pikachu to scale that mountain and how he never returned!”

“I gave him a choice, he could have done that 20 mile swim through lava with the boulder on his back.”

“You sick twisted bastard!” The other trainer threw a punch at him. Ash ducked but Brock couldn't see what was happening with the blindfold on. The man's fist struck him hard in the nose, Brock fell back and tumbled down a steep hill.

 

:End flashback:

 

“Ash! What happened to the other two days!”

“Nothing, you got drunk after every woman in town refused to go out with you.”

“Really, again? That's the fifth time this month.”

“Yeah. Well, the popcorn at the Movie Theater is half off today; I'll be right back.”

“You better get at least two, something tells me that this is going to be a long trial.”

 

:Sesshomaru, Kagome, and the other fools:

 

Sesshomaru was the first to notice the boy with the three bags of popcorn and stupid looking hat run up behind them. “Hey, follow me, you won't want to miss this!” The boy yelled to them.

“Who are you?” Sesshomaru asked.

“My name is Ash, maybe you've heard of me.”

“No, I never have.”

Sesshomaru was the only one who caught the boys next two words, “What did you say!” Sesshomaru went for his sword.

“Vacuum! I said vacuum, because sometimes I get an urge to vacuum, my house…with a vacuum.” Ash couldn't think of anything better to say for an excuse.

Sesshomaru took a threatening step forward and was about to kill the boy but he stopped when he hit his foot on something hard that was lying on the ground; he looked down and saw a pokeball. “What is this?”

“You don't know what that is, then you must not be from around here. It's a pokeball and inside is a creature that does whatever you tell it to do.” Sesshomaru opened the ball and familiar, silver haired, demon fell out.