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Universal Deathmatch, Main Event: Bowie (Shining Force II) vs. Yoshi (Yoshi's Island)
11-01-02
by Grey Fox

Disclaimer: Shining Force is the creation of Camelot, and Nintendo owns them now, but Sega still
holds the rights to Shining Force. Damnit. Yoshi and the Mario series are the creation and
property of Nintendo. Everyone else belongs to whoever the hell owns them.

Well folks, we're finally here. The main event. The final battle. So let's get it on by
singing the theme song for the last time.....


In the not too distant future
Sometime next week I think.
A fanfic writer called Grey Fox
Was on a writing streak.

"I'll set up whacked-out fights!
The weirdest I can think of!
The audience'll sit and watch them all!
As they laugh their asses off!

Now keep in mind only Grey Fox knows
When these fights begin and end.
And he's gonna watch all of 'em
With his deathmatch hosting friends.

Roll Call!

Sailor Mercury! (We.)
Stone Cold Steve Austin! (All.)
Ric Flair! (Live.)
Stephanie McMahon! (In.)
Deathworks! (A. )
Kirby! (Yellow.)
Fox McCloud! (Submarine.)
Nemesis! (Yellow submarine, yellow submarine.)
and Harry Potter and friends! (o_O)

Now if you're wondering how they're all here
And other science facts.
Just remember it's only a deathmatch fic
So shut the hell up and relax!
And watch the main event of Universal Deathmatch!

(Final Jeopardy music)

Let's go straight to the arena, where we see the Harry Potter gang and the Nemesis are still
seated in their normal places. Grey Fox is seated at the commentators' table, which had to be
replaced for a second time after the last fight, and ungracefully sprawled out behind the table
is the body of Sailor Mercury, still four times her normal size, and looking totally out of it.
Seated to Grey Fox's left is Stone Cold Steve Austin, whose eyes are bloodshot and bugged out and
he has a smile that's even freakier than DDP's.

Harry: What's wrong with Mercury and Austin?
Ron: I don't think I want to know.
Grey Fox: Welcome back everyone, to our final deathmatch. But as you can see, my, eh, colleagues
are, how shall we say, off in lala-land. I bet you're all wondering why Mercury looks like she's
taking a nap on us and why Austin looks like someone just injected him with an excessive amount
of Mountain Dew.
Draco: Actually, we could care less.
Nemesis: SSTTTAAARRRSSSS.......
Grey Fox: Shut up helmet boy. Anyway, it's basically like this: both Ami and Stevie brought
several canteens of their favorite types of drinks with them. Austin brought some of that
highly-alcoholic stuff of his, and Ami brought some of that triple-expresso coffee she drinks so
she can stay up late for those all-night study sessions. The problem was that both Austin and
Ami put their drinks in identical looking canteens, and accidently drank each other's drinks.
And as you can see, they both have a low tolerance for each other's beverage of choice....
Steve Austin: Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!! (spins around in his chair [apparently, they got office
chairs when the commentators' table had to be replaced again] )
Mercury: (drunkenly moaning) Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh................
Grey Fox: -_-;; See what I mean? And even worse, the rest of my "deathmatch hosting friends"
have all run off somewhere and are doing God knows what, so I can't get them to fill in, and so
I'm stuck here with a wasted giantess and a redneck on a caffeine rush.
Steve Austin: (still spinning around in his chair)
Mercury: (still drunkenly moaning)
Hermione: Hey, you still have us.
Grey Fox: (sarcastically) Thank you Hermione, I feel better already.
Steve Austin: YayHarryPotterandcompanyarestillhereyeahyeahyeaheveryonelovesHarryPottertho sebooks
kickassyeahyeahyeahthatsecondmovieisgonnabehellacoolyeahyeahyea h!!! (spins in his chair again)
Mercury: (slurred speech) Yeah..... HP rules....... screw those... religious fundamentalists....
Grey Fox: Why oh why did this have to happen this chapter, the one I've been waiting so long to
do?
Steve Austin: BecuaseStoneColdsayssothat'swhyyeahyeahyeahwhatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhaty'knowwh atmy
watchissayinghuhhuhhuh???
Mercury: You're.... the author..... your.... problem.....
Grey Fox: -_-;; Forget I asked. Anyway, the reason this match means so much to me is because
it's between the star characters of what I consider the two greatest games ever created. Today's
generation would most likely argue that the best game ever is something like Final Fantasy 7 or
Grand Theft Auto III, but to those people I say "Hell no!"
Steve Austin: YeahFinalFantasy7iswaywaywaywaywaytoooverratedyeahyeahyeahandhowmanytimesca nyourun
overprostitutesinGrandTheftAutoIIIwithatankbeforeitgetsalittleo ldhuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuh????
Mercury: Need to.... finish Austin's truck.... add machine guns.....
Grey Fox: Ugh. Anyway, my picks for the two best games ever come from the glory years of the
16-bit era, when the Sega Genesis and the Super NES still reigned supreme. Ahhh, those were the
days. Anyway, if you read the title for this chapter, then you know my favorite games of all
time are none other than Shining Force II for the Genesis and Yoshi's Island for the Super NES.
Best strategy-RPG and best platformer ever, not to mention the two best games I've ever played.
Steve Austin: Enoughofthevideogameeditorialslet'sgetstraightothefightyeahyeahyeahIwannase esome
assesgettingkickedyeahyeahyeah!!! (spins in chair yet again)
Mercury: Barbecued dinosaur..... tastes like chicken.....
Grey Fox: o_O;; Um, okay, let's bring out our fighters. First up is the main character from
Shining Force II, who is totally uninteresting and never seems to have any dialogue. All you
old-school Sega fans, give it up for Bowie.

Crowd cheers as the title screen music for Shining Force II starts playing and Bowie walks on out
into the arena. What, you say you don't know what Bowie looks like? You call yourself a gamer?!
Get your lame ass over to an emulation site and download a Sega Genesis emulator and a Shining
Force II ROM, and don't come back until you've played the entire thing you sorry-ass loser!

Bowie: Hey Mr. Author, don't think I didn't hear your comment about me.
Grey Fox: Well excuse me. It couldn't have hurt you to say a few more lines of dialogue in the
game. Listening to Peter and Astral argue all the damn time got a bit old after a while.
Steve Austin: Yeahyeahyeahmaincharactersin16-bitRPGsseemtohardlyeversayagoddamnthingain't that
righthuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuh???
Mercury: (mumbling incoherently) Shut up.... talking hurts brain.....
Bowie: Oh, forget it. Just bring out this other fighter.
Grey Fox: Will do. Next up is one of those well-loved Nintendo mascots, that cute green dinosaur
with the mean egg-chuckin' arm, the one and only Yoshi!!!

Crowd cheers again as the music used for Level 1-1 in Yoshi's Island starts playing. Yoshi
trots on out into the arena, excitedly waving to the thousands of Nintendo fans.

Draco: Oh God, that's him?! Some disgustingly cute lizard? You have to be kidding me. What can
that thing do?
Hermione: Looks can be deceiving Draco.
Yoshi: (runs over to the commentator's table area, jumps up, lashes out his tongue and swallows
Draco, pooping him out as an egg, and then tossing him back into his chair, cracking the egg
open)
Harry and Ron: o_O
Draco: (dazed) That was..... very disturbing.
Hermione: You really need to get out of the habit of making jokes about the people in this fic.
Draco: Shut up.
Nemesis: SSSTTTAAAARRRSSSS.....
Grey Fox: Well, apparently Yoshi has a bit of an attitude. We'll see if it helps him in this
deathmatch. (turns to his right and points) Hit it!

The area where the big-ass gong was once located is now devoid of anyone, and all that remains is
the wreckage from when it was destroyed.

Grey Fox: Oh yeah, I forgot, we don't have a gong anymore. But damn, with this being our final
deathmatch, we should have some fancy way to signal the start.
Mercury: Austin... idea....
Grey Fox: Eh? (turns to see Austin has gotten up out of his chair and has lit a big fireworks
display)
Steve Austin: (jumps back into his chair and starts spinning again) Wheeeeeetherewegosomekick-ass
fireworksletthematchbeginherewegoallright timetowatchthebloodflywooooooo!!!!!!!!!
Grey Fox: Ehhh, I guess that'll work. Okay, Bowie, Yoshi, begin.

Bowie unsheathes his Holy Sword and charges straight at Yoshi, ready to cut him into little
bloody pieces. But Yoshi simply jumps upward, and when Bowie is directly below him, he performs
his butt stomp and slams Bowie down flat on the ground.

Grey Fox: Yoshi makes the first attack - his fabled butt slam.
Steve Austin: (still spinning in his chair) Gettingpoundedbywellovertwohundredpoundsofmeatdamn
that'sgottahurtyepth atblondeguywiththeswordisgonnahavebackproblemsafterthisyeahyeahyeahwoooooo! !!
Mercury: Yoshi... needs TP.... for hole.....
Grey Fox: o_O

Yoshi jumps off of the flattened Bowie. Not letting up his attack, Yoshi lashes out with his
chameleon-like tongue and gobbles him up, pooping him out as an egg. Yoshi then picks up the
egg-encased Bowie and kicks the egg as if it were a soccer ball. Yoshi's kick sends it flying
out of the fighting arena and into the back rows of the stadium seats. A nasty crashing sound is
heard, followed what are unmistakably English swear words.

Grey Fox: I don't care what kind of chosen hero he is, that's gotta hurt.
Steve Austin: Wellhecertainlysaidsomethingtheredidn'thehuhhuhhuhhuhhuhguessthebeachblonde isn't
totallymutehuhhuhhuhhuhhuh???
Mercury: Sounds like Haruka.... cussing someone out....
Grey Fox: Ugh......

Yoshi looks toward the area where he booted Bowie and sticks out his long tongue, taunting him
and daring him to come back and fight. It's a dare that Bowie takes him up on, for soon enough,
Bowie cahrges out of one of the arena entrances again. But instead of trying to bum-rush Yoshi
again, he casts his Bolt 3 spell. Lightning bolts come out of nowhere and lash out at Yoshi.
But Yoshi is once again able to evade Bowie's attack with his insane jumping ability, bounding
over the lightning bolts completely unscathed and briefly hovering in the air by using his
flutter kick.

Grey Fox: Yow. Bowie's really busting out the big guns now.
Draco: Phhht. If he has magic like that, that dinosaur doesn't have a prayer.
Grey Fox: Don't say that. After all, you four have magic, and you still get tossed around by
trolls, giant mutant spiders, three-headed dogs, sentient trees, basilisks, a host of other nasty
critters in the Forbidden Forest.....
Ron: Oh enough already!

Once back on the ground, Yoshi takes action. This time it is he who charges at Bowie. And
unlike Bowie, Yoshi succeeds in hitting his adversary. Yoshi nails him with a headbutt that
sends him flying halfway across the arena.

Steve Austin: Wooooooooolookatthatcutelittledinogoyeahyeahyeahkickhisasskickhisasskickhis ass!!!!
Mercury: Raptors...... overrated.......
Grey Fox: (looks heavenward) Why me?

Bowie is immediately able to get up and face Yoshi again, and busts out the Bolt 3 spell again.
This time Yoshi is unable to jump away in time and is caught in the deadly field of electricity
created by the lightning bolts. After the lightning subsides, Yoshi is seen with his skin
comically charged black and eyes out of focus.

Grey Fox: Ouch. Hit by a Bolt 3 spell. That had to hurt.
Steve Austin: EwwwwelectrocuteddinosaursmellsworsethanwhenIranoveraskunkandphewdidthatsti nk!!!!
Mercury: Raw shellfish... need to apply motor oil.... then use flamethrower......
Grey Fox: O_o

Even though he's been badly hit, Yoshi is by no means willing to give up just yet. He reaches
under that saddle thing on his back and pulls out a red watermelon.

Steve Austin: Howthehellwasheabletoputthatundertherehuhhuhhuhhuhhuhit'sphysicallyimpossib lesohow
didhedoithuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuh??
Grey Fox: Hardly matters how. What really matters is how much pain Bowie will be in if Yoshi's
gonna do what I think he is.
Mercury: Barbecued 16-bit RPG main character.... tastes like baby-back ribs....
Grey Fox: O_O;; OK, you are SERIOUSLY starting to disturb me.....

Yoshi stuffs the whole watermelon in his mouth, then turns to face Bowie, who is confused about
just what Yoshi plans to do. Yoshi then spits out a super-hot jet of flame. Surprised, Bowie
leaps aside to avoid the flames, but he's a fraction of a second too late. The fire nails him in
the ass as he tries to veer to the side. With his ass on fire, Bowie begins running around
screaming in pain.

Grey Fox: Remember Bowie: stop, drop and roll.
Steve Austin: Yeahyeahyeahstopdropandrollgottarememberaboutfiresafetyfiresafetyiseveryone 's
responsibilityyeahyeahyeahyeahyeahyeah!!!!
Grey Fox: -_-;; Do me a favor and just SHUT UP!!!!!

After remembering the all-important "stop, drop and roll" rule, Bowie is able to extinquish the
fire on his ass. Then, he forms a fist and hold it up, a white ring on his finger giving off
some sort of light.

Steve Austin: WhatthehellisthathuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuhIwannaknowwhatisithuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuhh uh????
Grey Fox: I thought I told you to shut up. Anyway, I remember correctly, that was a special
item called the White Ring which can heal party members.
Mercury: Smoke on..... horizon..... great mother of tofu.....
Grey Fox: (o)_(O)

Having healed himself of the injuries he suffered earlier at the hands of Yoshi, Bowie is fully
prepared for battle once more. Yoshi tries to fry him again with his few remaining shots of red
watermelon power, but Bowie is able to dodge all the shots. Once his red watermelon power is
used up, Bowie charges again, both hands holding his Holy Sword over his head. Yoshi is able to
sidestep and avoid the attack, but just barely.

Steve Austin: Yaythisisonekick-assfightbothof'emaregoin'atittoetotoesweetkick-asswoooo!!! (starts
spinning in his chair yet AGAIN)
Mercury: Onward come..... the meteors..... (crawls off to the side out of view)

The nasty sound is someone retching is heard.

Mercury: (crawls back to behind the desk and lays behind it again) Clean-up... on aisle three...
Grey Fox: (O)_(O);; Oh man, I am NOT cleaning that up! Say, just how much do we pay our janitor?
Hopefully a good deal if he has to clean up stuff like giantess barf.
Hermione: Not to mention the mess in the ladies' room.
Draco: Will you PLEASE let that incident go?!
Nemesis: SSTTTAAARRRSSSS..........

Meanwhile, the chaos down in the arena continues. Yoshi has pulled out another watermelon, this
time a regular green one. He stuffs this one in his mouth as well and then proceeds to spit out
watermelon seeds at Bowie. But Bowie is able to deflect all the seeds by holding up the Holy
Sword in front of him, which creates a protective barrier that the seeds bounce right off of.

Grey Fox: Well, the watermelon strategy doesn't look like it's working anymore.
Steve Austin: Whatdidyaexpectlittlewatermelonseedsversusaweaponofholymagicc'mondon'tyasee thearms
differentialtherehuhhuhhuhhuhhuh??? (spins in chair again)
Grey Fox: Will you stop spinning in the chair? You'll ruin a perfectly good chair.
Mercury: Here we go 'round.... mulberry bush......
Grey Fox: -_-;; Damnit, I can't take much more of this.....

Bowie closes in on Yoshi and finally manages to strike him with the Holy Sword. Yoshi rolls away
screaming in pain. The sword didn't reallycut him, but rather sent massive amounts of energy
through this body, which hurt a lot. Bowie lunges toward him again, sword at the ready, but this
time Yoshi lashes out with his tongue and grabs hold of Bowie's arm with it. He then swings
around a few times and then releases his tongue's hold on Bowie, tossing him a good distance
away. Bowie lands on the ground with a painful-sounding thud.

Grey Fox: Ouch. Yoshi's still in it. But he's taken a lot of punishment, while Bowie was able
to heal himself a bit with his White Ring. It doesn't look good for Yoshi.
Mercury: Who cares.... this fic sucks......
Grey Fox: I'm going to assume you only said that because you're drunk.
Steve Austin: Butthroughoutthisentireficthere'vebeenlittletreferencesabouthowthisficsucks sowhyare
youpissedhuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuh??
Grey Fox: -_-;; Grrr.......

Yoshi runs toward Bowie and jumps up. Once he's right above him, he drops downward using his ass
slam attack. But Bowie rolls out of the way just in time, and Yoshi slams onto the ground
instead. Before Yoshi can move away, Bowie brandishes the Holy Sword again and slams Yoshi with
it, sending holy energy painfully coarsing through his body again. Yoshi falls to the ground
and doesn't move.

Grey Fox: Whoa! Bowie may have just clinched this match!
Steve Austin: Yeahyeahyeahwe'remighthaveawinneranditlookslikeit'sgonnabethatdamnbleachblo ndemute
toobadain'tithuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuh?????
Mercury: Bowie... kinda looks like... DiCaprio...
Grey Fox: Oh God, don't remind me that Leonardo DiCaprio won the "Who Would Be Best To Play Bowie
In A Shining Force II Movie" poll......

Bowie preps another Bolt 3 spell to finish Yoshi off and win the match. But as Bowie cats the
spell and the lightning bolts start forming, Yoshi is able to recover and roll away, just barely
avoiding getting struck by the deadly lightning again.

Grey Fox: Wow! Now it's Yoshi who's just avoided certain doom by a hair!

Yoshi runs toward Bowie and jumps up, and nails him with the downward flutter kick, scoring
multiple hits on his adversary and knocking him down to the ground. He then jumps straight up
and once again descends using the butt slam attack......

Grey Fox: Oh man, can Bowie avoid it this time?!!!

Nope. Yoshi crash-lands on Bowie ass-first, sending up a cloud of dust and chunks of the stuff
used for the arena floor. Yoshi gets up off of Bowie, but Bowie does not get up off the ground.
Apparently, that last butt stomp wiped Bowie out completely, which means Yoshi is the victor.

Grey Fox: Well, that's that. Yoshi just pounded Shining Force II's Bowie into submission. Yoshi
wins our ninth and final deathmatch.
Yoshi: (walks up to the unconscious Bowie and puts one foot on his motionless body, and makes
victory signs with both his hands)
audience: *wild cheers*
Steve Austin: Yayyyyyythecutelittledinosaurwinsitallyephe'sourbigwinnertonightvictorofthe main
eventywpuh-huhwhatwhatwhatwhatwoooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mercury: We all live..... yellow submarine.....
Grey Fox: Okay, who didn't see that last line coming?

But wait! It doesn't look like this chapter is ending anytime soon! Why? Because Peter, Zynk,
Sarah and Jaro, all party members of Bowie's from Shining Force II have just run out into the
stadium, that's why. They charge into Yoshi like linebackers and knock him to the ground. Then
they start beating on Yoshi, and he's helpless to do anything to stop them.

Grey Fox: O_o;; Uhhh, that's not supposed to happen.
Steve Austin: LookslikeBowie'sbuddiesarefuckingpissedoffthatNintendo'sdinosaurofdoomjustk ickedthe
shitoutofhimsurelooksthatwaydon'tithuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuh?????< br> Mercury: Sweet... revenge... tastes like...
Grey Fox: DON'T finish that sentence....

But wait! What's this? Kirby and Fox McCloud have come back, and they're running out to beat up
Bowie's SF2 buddies for beating up Yoshi. Also, Ric Flair and Stephanie McMahon run out with
them, Steph wielding Fortune's rail gun and Flair wielding a Donkey Kong hammer.

Grey Fox: Damnit, where the hell were all of you?!!! I've been stuck here with these two this
whole chapter!!!!
Steve Austin: Whatyoudon'tlikeuswhatdowepissyouoffwhatsaysomethingwhatdoyouwantmetostopsa ying
'what'what????????? (spins in chair AGAIN)
Mercury: What... what... what... what... what... what...
Grey Fox: -_-

Fox, Kirby, Steph and Flair ignore Grey Fox and start beating the shit out of Peter, Zynk, Jaro
and Sarah. But soon more guests arrive to join the party: Sonic, Eggman, Tails, Knuckles, Rouge
and Amy run out into the arena and come to the aid of the Shining Force II members by attacking
their attackers.

Ron: This is starting to get out of hand.
Grey Fox: Just what is the deal? The Nintendo/Sega animosity should be dead and buried. The
Sonic games are now made exclusively for Nintendo and Camelot is now owned by Nintendo.
Harry: What can I say? Old rivalries die hard.
Grey Fox: Yeah, true. I mean, ten years from now you'll probably still be putting itching powder
in Draco's pants.
Draco: POTTER!! That was you?!
Harry: D'oh!

It's total chaos out there in the arena right now, with the Nintendo and Sega people brutally
knocking each other around. Then, to add to the entropy, Pikachu and Charizard come back in,
armed with fruit-launching bazookas. Not to mention they brought their private army of zombies
on pogo sticks back with them.

Grey Fox: Oh God, not THEM. Those damn zombies are STILL causing me trouble on the
MediaMiner.org forums. At least those two damn Pokemon aren't around as muses anymore.....

To add even more chaos, Ganondorf and Mother Brain come rampaging back in to the arena. They're
about to join the big free-for-all melee that's currently taking place, but they get intercepted
by Sweet Tooth's ice cream truck/transforming mecha; the robot rams into Mother Brain, knocking
her down, and picks up Ganondorf and tosses him like a rag doll. Then out of nowhere, Seto
Kaiba, still in Blue-Eyes White Dragon form, swoops down and unleashes a blast of white lightning
at Sweet Tooth's mecha, punching a big-ass hole in its side. Also, Alecto is riding on Kaiba's
back, tossing grenades down onto the arena floor. Then for no reason at all, Shrek comes back,
riding on the Terminator's motorcycle, and is armed with a javelin, and drives right into the
mass of people fighting for no damn reason.

Grey Fox: (@)_(@);; What the fucking fuck is going on here?!!
Steve Austin: Wheeeeeethisrulesdeathdestructionviolencecarnagebloodshedwooooooooooooooooo o!!!!!!!
Mercury: Man in back... said everyone attack... turned into ballroom blitz...
Grey Fox: You two could help out and help me get this under control, you know.
Harry: If you want, we can try to do somthing about it.
Grey Fox: No, I perfer you don't. You might get hurt or something, and the legion of Harry
Potter fanatics is one of the very few fanbases I *DON'T* want to risk pissing off.
Draco: Then how come we were always getting hurt throughout this fic?
Grey Fox: -_-

Ridley, who somehow managed to escape Washu's lab again, swoops down and enters the fray. But
eventually he gets knocked away from the mass of fightin'-mad people. Then Deathworks comes in
and starts shooting stinger missiles at Ridley. Also, Sailor Uranus and Sailor Neptune,
obviously not wanting to miss out on a good fight, jump down into the arena and enter the free-
for-all brawl.

Grey Fox: Oh great, now even DEATHWORKS has gotten into the act! Just how much more fucked up
can this get?!!!

For no reason whatsoever, Vegeta and Blossom of Powerpuff Girls fame can be seen flying around
the top area of the stadium, repeatedly smacking each other around with golf clubs. Down below,
Mike "Lend Me Your Ears" Tyson is running, being chased by Jar Jar Binks, who shooting at him
with a paintball-adapted AK-47. Also, Calvin and Hobbes are running around playing a game of
Calvinball.

Grey Fox: I had to ask......

All of a sudden, a blinding flash of light shines from the center of the area, and eventually
gets brighter and envelopes the entire stadium. It takes a few seconds for the light to clear
away.

Grey Fox: *NOW* what?!! (opens eyes once light clears and sees....) Oh dear God.....

Dark Sol is seen standing in the center of the arena, and everyone else has been rendered
unconscious, their bodies lying on the stadium floor.

Dark Sol: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!! Now is the perfect opportunity to exact my revenge!!
Grey Fox: You mean you're here for the SF characters?! God what an idiot.
Dark Sol: Do not dare speak so disrespectfully to me!!!
Grey Fox: No, I'm serious, you are being an idiot. The guys who defeated you were from Shining
in the Darkness and Shining Force: The Legacy of Great Intention. The ones here are from Shining
Force II.
Drak Sol: ...... SHUT UP!!!!!
Harry: Hey, want us to try to off him? We have experience dealing with dark lords like this.
Grey Fox: Nah, don't sweat it. I can handle this jackass myself.

Grey Fox stands up and pulls his katana out of nowhere, then holds it above his head. Then, in
He-Man fashion, the sword begins to glow and lightning envelopes his body. Once it dies down,
he looks like the Ninja from Metal Gear Solid.

Draco: Uhhh, Hermione, didn't you say earlier that this is what the REAL Grey Fox looked like?
Hermione: Uh-huh.
Draco: So, what does he do?
Hermione: Watch and learn....

Grey Fox Ninja rushes toward the nonplussed Dark Sol, emitting a shrill battle cry.

Grey Fox Ninja: YAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


TV fuzz


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The TV fuzz clears. What is now seen is the arena floor, now emptied of any bodies. But one
person strolls into view. It is Grey Fox, back to his normal "20-year-old fanfic writer with
unkept dark-brown hair and scruffy beard and moustache" self.

Grey Fox: To all the readers who have stayed for Universal Deathmatch till the end, thank you.
It has been a real pleasure for me to bring you this fanfic series that I tried to make as funny
as I possibly good, and received your reviews telling me that you enjoyed the deathmatches. The
series has now been brough to its conclusion, and before moving on to other fics, I just wanted
to give a big thanks to everyone who stuck with me, even though it took forever for me to finish.
(walks out of view, but then walks right back) No, this isn't good enough of a good-bye. C'mon,
all of you, get your asses over here. All of you! You all helped me out with this, so get over
here and wave good-bye to all the nice readers.

A still giant-sized and drunk Sailor Mercury, a still hyperactive Stone Cold Steve Austin,
Deathworks, Samus Aran, Ridley, Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Draco Malfoy,
Sailor Uranus, Sailor Neptune, Kirby, King DeDeDe, Fox McCloud, Pikachu, Charizard, Kurt Angle,
Booker T, Triple H, The Fallen One, Waddle Dee, Waddle Doo, Falco Lombardi, Slippy Toad, Peppy
Hare, Nemesis, Spider-Man, Buffy Summers, Spike, J. Jonah Jameson, Darkwing Duck, Washu, Sweet
Tooth, Rob Zombie, Aska, Eric Cartman, Ric Flair, Stephanie McMahon, Vince McMahon, Shrek,
Terminator, Maven, Undertaker, Sonic, Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik, Miles "Tails" Prower, Knuckles,
Rouge, Amy Rose, Mega Man, Dr. Wily, Yugi Mutuo (still in Dark Magician form), Seto Kaiba (still
in Blue-Eyes White Dragon form), Alecto, Katsuya Jounouchi, Mai Kujaku, Pegasus J. Crawford,
Croquet, Ganondorf, Link, Princess Zelda, Mother Brain, Yoshi, Bowie, Sarah, Peter, Jaro, Zynk,
Vegeta, Blossom, Jar Jar Binks, Mike "Lend Me Your Ears" Tyson and Dark Sol walk out into view
with Grey Fox and wave good-bye to all the readers.

Grey Fox: So long everyone! It's been great!
Mercury: Mmmmmmm..... c'mere..... you little man of burning love.... (picks up Deathworks and
drunkenly gives him a big, slobbery kiss)
everyone except Nemesis and Grey Fox: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nemesis: SSSTTTTAAAAARRRSSSS........
Grey Fox: -_-

THE END

Dark Sol: That's what you think! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

IS IT REALLY THE END?

Yes it is.