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Universal Deathmatch, Fight #8: Ganondorf & Mother Brain vs. Yugi Mutou & Seto Kaiba
10-11-02
by Grey Fox

Disclaimer: The Zelda and Metroid series are the property of Nintendo. Yu-Gi-Oh is the property
of Kazuki Takahashi and Konami. Alecto is the property, of, well, um, herself.

Special Note: This chapter is dedicated to my friend Alecto, the biggest Yu-Gi-Oh fan I know.

Theme song time:

In the not too distant future
Sometime next week I think.
A fanfic writer called Grey Fox
Was on a writing streak.

"I'll set up whacked-out fights!
The weirdest I can think of!
The audience'll sit and watch them all!
As they laugh their asses off!"

Now keep in mind only Grey Fox knows
When these fights begin and end.
And he's gonna watch all of 'em
With his deathmatch hosting friends.

Roll Call!

Sailor Mercury! (DW, your nose is bleeding again.)
Stone Cold Steve Austin! (Oooooh. Golden Sun.)
Ric Flair! (How the hell did I get stuck in this crappy fic?)
Stephanie McMahon! (How come the ladies' room is out of order?)
Deathworks! (Ami.... dominate.... )
Kirby! (Be sure to watch my new anime, kids!)
Fox McCloud! (Finally Rare finished my new game.... )
Nemesis! (We all live in a yellow submarine!)
and Harry Potter and friends! (O_O)

Now if you're wondering how they're all here
And other science facts.
Just remember it's only a deathmatch fic
So shut the hell up and relax!
And watch Universal Deathmatch, Fight 8!

(item acquisition tune from Metroid)

Straight to the arena this time. As always, the four students from Hogwarts are in the front-row
seats near the commentators' table, along with the Nemesis. Draco has his helmet back on, with
the visor fused shut this time.

Hermione: Draco, don't "bee" so grumpy.
Draco: Drop dead Granger.
Nemesis: SSSTTTAAAAAARRRRRSSSSSS.........

And Grey Fox is once again seated at the center of the table. Ric Flair is seated to his left
and Stephanie McMahon to his right, having been forced to co-host this match to settle a bet
after losing a game of Wrestlemania X8 to Kirby and Fox McCloud.

Stephanie: (to Flair) It was your fault we lost, you know.
Ric Flair: Was not!
Stephanie: Was to.
Ric Flair: Not.
Stephanie: To.
Grey Fox: Shut up. Anyway, 'tis I again, Grey Fox, here to host another chapter of the fic your
mother and Joe Lieberman loathe with all their being. And hosting it with me are two losers here
to settle a bet after choking in a game of Wrestlemania X8.
Ric Flair: Do you have to rub it in?
Grey Fox: Yes. Now, as always, we got a real nasty match-up for you people this time. It's
another two-on-two match, and boy, this one is gonna be BRUTAL. On one side, we have the two
most merciless, most bad-ass villains from the world of Nintendo. None other than the bad guys
of Metroid and Zelda fame, Ganondorf and Mother Brain!
audience: *cheers wildly*
Hermione: Oh no..........
Ron: What, is this bad?
Hermione: I played Super Metroid, remember? I know about Mother Brain, and she is not something
nice to look at. Nemesis looks good compared to her.
Draco: What could possibly be more unsightly than this undead slab of meat over here?
Nemesis: SSSTTTAAARRRSSSS......
Hermione: Trust me, Mother Brain is UGLY.
Grey Fox: The word "fugly" would be more appropriate. Anyway, moving on, for the other duo, we
have a big surprise. Believe it or not, we have those two bad-ass card sharks from Yu-Gi-Oh,
Yugi Mutou and Seto Kaiba.
audience: *gasp*
Grey Fox: And they're not here to play Duel Monsters either. They're here to fight.
audience: *even bigger gasp*
Stephanie: Aw crap, this sucks.
Grey Fox: Huh, what do you mean?
Stephanie: I mean I gotta put up with more of this kiddie crap from Japan. I've seen some of
that Yu-Gi-Oh turd, and it's nothing more than stuff marketed to little kiddies, just like
Pokemon was.
Grey Fox: (turns to Hermione) Hermy, the mallet.
Hermione: (tosses GF the mallet)
Grey Fox: Muchas gracias senorita. (turns to face Steph with a vindictive look on his face)
Stephanie: Ummm, what do you intend to do with....
***POW!!!***
Stephanie: ***(@)_(@)***;; Ummm, what was that for?
Grey Fox: (tosses mallet back to Hermione) That was for your bad-mouthing of anime. I am just
sick and tired of Americans' minds being poisoned against anime with the way American companies
market them in the U.S., such as with Yu-Gi-Oh and Pokemon, and craptacular dubs like Sailor Moon
and Card Captor Sakura, and making people think it's insipid kiddie crap.
Uranus and Neptune: (yelling from across the stadium) DAMN STRAIGHT!!!!
Ric Flair: He's right Steph. And besides, some of the merchandise is pretty cool. (pulls out a
Kuriboh hand puppet)
GF and Steph: -_-
Grey Fox: Anyway, time to bring out the combatants. First, here's the star bad guy of the Zelda
series, Ganondorf!

The music from the first boss battle against Ganondorf in Zelda V: Ocarina of Time starts playing
as Ganondorf walks on out (AN: Just so you know, it's the Ganondorf from the N64 games) .

Stephanie: My, he's a big guy, that's for sure.
Grey Fox: Yep, that's Ganondorf. Gerudo bad-ass, wielder of black magic and the Triforce of
Power, and not a nice guy.
Draco: So he's a Dark Arts practitioner too?
Hermione: Yep. He could easily give Voldemort a run for his money.
Ron: Ugh, not a good thing to contemplate.
Hermione: You'd think Link and Zelda would be here to watch Ganondorf get knocked around.....
Grey Fox: Oh, I'm sure they're tuning in somehow.....

********

(cut to inside Zelda's room in Hyrule Castle, where we see Link and Zelda seated in front of a
big-ass entertainment center, on which the deathmatch is being broadcasted)

Link: Don't you think getting all this stuff was a bit excessive Zelda?
Zelda: (smiles) Not if we get to see Ganondorf get his ass handed to him.
Link: (smiles back) No, I guess not.

********

(back to the arena)

Grey Fox: Next is Mother Brain, the star villain of the Metroid series, and the cold-hearted
bitch that killed Samus' surrogate child.....
?????? ?????: Just shut up, before I come out there and atomize you!
Grey Fox: O_o;; Uh, okay. Without further ado, here's Mother Brain.

The final boss music from Super Metroid starts playing as Mother Brain ducks through the
entranceway leading to the arena and walks out, taking her place beside Ganondorf.

Steph, Ric, Harry, Ron and Draco: (O)_(O)
Stephanie: Oh *GROSS*.....
Draco: Oh dear GOD, she *IS* hideous!!!!!
Hermione: I *TOLD* you. Even in all the books I've read at the Hogwarts library I have never
seen anything as disgusting as that, that THING.
Ron: Fluffy and Aragog look downright cute and cuddly when compared to that, that....
Harry: Awww, that was what I was going to say.....
Ric Flair: (doing a lame-ass squeaky-voiced ventriloquist act with the Kuriboh puppet) Wooooooo,
she's damn fugly, isn't she?
Grey Fox: -_-;; Stop that.
Hermione: Isn't Samus going to come back for this one? She was here for Ridley's fight.
Grey Fox: Oh, I'm sure she's tuning in too....

********

(cut to a living room inside Washu's lab, where Washu and Samus Aran are sitting on a couch in
front of a TV that is showing the deathmatch)

Washu: You think Mother Brain is going to be defeated?
Samus Aran: Probably. Mother Brain wasn't as tough to beat as Ridley, and he got beat big-time.
Isn't that right Ridley?

A buzzing sound is heard from the other room.

Ridley: GAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! DAMN YOU SAMUS!!!! ONCE I BUST LOOSE YOU'RE DEAD, DO YOU HEAR
ME!!!!!!!!
Samus Aran: (snickering like mad)

********

(back to the arena)

Grey Fox: Okay, now to bring out team number two. Like I said before, it's none other than Yugi
and Kaiba from the Yu-Gi-Oh anime.

Somewhere in the crowd, a girl with Asain-ish features, shoulder length black hair and dark brown
eyes is cheering like mad, holding up a sign that says "KAIBA IS GOD".

Grey Fox: Well now, looks like my good friend Alecto got the ticket I sent her. Good, didn't
want her to miss seeing her fave anime character in action.
Stephanie: Um, just HOW are those two supposed to fight? I mean, they play cards, not fight
ugly-ass super villains.
Grey Fox: Heh heh, you'll see. Okay boys, time to shine!

The opening music from the Yu-Gi-Oh anime starts playing. Out come a Dark Magician and a
Blue-Eyes White Dragon.

Stephanie: That's just their favorite cards. Where are THEY?
Grey Fox: That's them. Take another look. Did you ever see a Dark Magician with a funky haircut
like that, or a Blue-Eyes White Dragon with HAIR at all?

Back to the Dark Magician and the Blue-Eyes White Dragon. The DM in fact looks like the Yami
version of Yugi that Yugi becomes whenever he duels, and the BEWD does indeed have hair - a mop
of brown hair and he has a face that bears a STRIKING resemblence to Kaiba.

Stephanie: o_O;; That's THEM?!
Grey Fox: Yep. Didya see that episode with Yami Bakura in the Shadow Realm, where the characters
actually became their favorite cards? Well, that's pretty much what happened here.
Kaiba: God I cannot BELIEVE I agreed to do this. I look ridiculous.
Yugi: Oh, come on, it's not that bad.
Alecto: Yay! KAIBA-KUN!!!! (runs down from the crowd and out into the arena, grabs onto Kaiba by
the neck and glomps him)
Kaiba: (nervous laughter) Eh heh.... heh heh heh.... stop it....
Grey Fox: -_-;; I shoulda known. (pulls out a megaphone and yells into it) Alecto, I must insist:
no glomping of the combatants.
Alecto: (pouts) Awwwwwww......... (goes back to her seat)
Kaiba: (to Yugi) Not so bad huh?
Yugi: Eh heh heh.
Harry: Well, SHE'S certainly excited to see them.
???????: She's not the only one who came to see them.
Grey Fox: Eh? (looks behind him; six rows behind Harry Potter and friends is Pegasus J. Crawford)
Damn, shouldn't you be comatose or something?
Pegasus: There was no way I was going to miss out on this. Hey Yugi, Kaiba, break a leg out
there!
Yugi and Kaiba: (give Pegasus the finger)
Pegasus: Hmph. That's not very good manners.... (a laser pen point begins hovering around on
Pegasus' face) Eh, what's this?
Grey Fox: Oh please. Hermione, stick to tormenting Draco and leave Pegasus alone.
Hermione: (has Draco in a headlock and he's hopelessly trapped because of his helmet) Hmm? (looks
up) You say something?
Grey Fox: Well, if you're not using a laser pen on Peggy, who is?
Pegasus: (moving his head around trying to evade the laser pen point)
Stephanie: Wait a minute, I think I saw this joke on Celebrity Deathmatch.
Grey Fox: Oh shut up. Anyway, enough dillydallying, time to start the match.
Stephanie: Normally I'd go ring the gong, but SOMEONE wrecked it last chapter.
Grey Fox: Because SOMEONE was busy playing GameCube games when she shoulda been out here!
Stephanie: Fuck you.
Grey Fox: No thanks. I have my standards.
Ric Flair: (covers mouth with hand to muffle laughter)
Stephanie: Grrrr....
Grey Fox: Okay guys. just start beating the crap out of each other.
Yugi: Will do.....

The fight begins. Yugi, now having the abilities of a Dark Magician, uses them to teleport right
behind Ganondorf. He then jumps up onto his back and grabs on, and begins to repeatedly beat him
on the head with his staff. Apparently this is really painful for the Evil King, since he's
started to run around, flailing his arms and mewling in pain.

Ganondorf: (screaming) OWWW!!! Get'm off! Get'm off! Get'm off! Get'm off! (still running
around flailing his arms)
Yugi: Yeah! Eat this! Take that! Who's your daddy!
Ric, Steph and GF: o_O
Grey Fox: Well, that was certainly the, ummm, oddest opening move so far in these deathmatches.
Mother Brain and Kaiba: (facefault as they watch Ganondorf run around like an idiot while Yugi
continuously beats his skull in)
Mother Brain: (to Kaiba) Your companion is quite a comic. But antics like that will not win this
battle.
Kaiba: Actually, Yugi's given me an idea.

Kaiba, now having the abilities of a Blue-Eyes White Dragon, takes off into the air and lands on
her back, positioned as if he were riding a horse. Then he begins to whip her with his tail.
Mother Brain tries to shake Kaiba off, but he is able to hold on and keeps whipping her with his
tail, like a rodeo cowboy trying to ride on a wild bull.

Kaiba: (cowboy yell) Yee-haw!!!!
Mother Brain: Ow! Curse you.....
Grey Fox: o_O;; Well, this match is off to an, ummm, interesting start....
Ric Flair: (again with the ventriloquist act) Wooo! Go Kaiba! Kick that fugly bitch's ass!
Grey Fox: -_-;; I said stop that.....
Pegasus: (still trying to avoid the laser pen)
Nemesis: SSSTTTAAAARRRSSSS......

Eventually, Ganondorf is able to regain his bearings and reach behind him and grab hold of Yugi,
and then throw him down onto the ground. Yugi gets up, but is immediately knocked down again by
Ganondorf, who tackles him in the manner of a linebacker. Meanwhile, Mother Brain is finally
able to shake Kaiba off her back. She then hacks up one of those bombs at Kaiba. The resultant
explosion is enough to knock Kaiba down.

Stephanie: Well, they finally got them off.
Pegasus: Now if only I could get this laser pen off of me. Then I wouldn't have to wear this.
Steph, GF and Flair: (look back to see Pegasus is wearing a helmet from a knight's suit of
armor)
Stephanie: I'm SURE I saw this joke used on Celebrity Deathmatch....
Grey Fox: Shut up......
Pegasus: (flinches as laser pen makes it through the visor and hits his eye) OWWWW!!!

Ganondorf hovers over the downed Yugi, and begins collecting a ball of energy to throw at him
while he's helpless. He hurls the energy at him, but just as it's about to hit, Yugi gets up and
raises his staff. The attack looks as if it hit an invisible barrier and is dissipated.
However, Kaiba has not been as successful fending off Mother Brain's attacks. She has been
pummeling him with those plasma "bubble" blasts fired from her mouth. Luckily for Kaiba, his
now armor-like skin is preventing any serious damage, but it's obvious Mother Brain's attacks are
hurting him.

Grey Fox: Ganondorf and Mother Brain have Yugi and Kaiba on the defensive now.
Ric Flair: (yet AGAIN with the ventriloquist act) Woooo! This is gonna be one sweet fight!
Grey Fox: Ric, remove the puppet from your hand.
Ric Flair: Or what?
Grey Fox: (pulls a katana out of nowhere) Or I will remove your hand from your body.
Ric Flair: (O)_(O);; Uhhh, point taken. (hastily takes off Kuriboh puppet)

Mother Brain backs off from Kaiba, readying a different method of attack. But once she does,
Kaiba immediately leaps upward, nailing her in the head with a double uppercut. This causes her
to stumble backward and lose her focus momentarily. Taking advantage of this, Kaiba swoops in
and flies directly at her, hitting her in her legs and knocking her down. Even in his current
Blue-Eyes White Dragon form, Mother Brain is still more than twice as big as him. Still, Kaiba
was massive enough to slam Mother Brain down to the ground. Not relenting the slightest bit,
Kaiba jumps onto her back again, and savagely bites her neck. Mother Brain lets out a hideous
howl as Kaiba's razor-sharp teeth dig into her neck.

Alecto: YAAYYY!!!! Go Kaiba-kun!!!!
Grey Fox: Yow. Kaiba fights just like he duels: attacking savagely and being totally
unrelenting.
Hermione: Y'know, that dragon Kaiba now resembles sort of reminds me of....
Ron: Please Hermione, don't start....

Meanwhile, Yugi has been attacking Ganondorf with dark magic blasts similar to the ones Ganondorf
used on him. But so far, Ganondorf has been able to either shrug off Yugi's attacks or avoid
them altogether by flying. But then, Yugi vanishes from Ganondorf's sight. He desperately
begins to look all around him to try to find where his adversary teleported to. Apparently, he
didn't bother to look up, because a ball of charged energy fired from straight above him strikes
him, causing him to crash down onto the ground.

Grey Fox: Yugi teleported up to the rafters and attacked Ganondorf from there. Nice strategy.
Now he's got the opportunity to go on the offensive.
Pegasus: (STILL trying to evade the laser pen) Damnit, when I find out who's got that laser pen
I'm going to....
Grey Fox: Going to do what? Bakura swiped your Millenium Eye.
Pegasus: Grrr......

Yugi teleports down from the rafters a few meters away from Ganondorf. Suddenly, his staff
begins to resonate with some sort of purple energy, as if he's charging it up. Yugi then moves
toward Ganondorf, brandishing his staff as a combat weapon. But by now, Ganondorf has gotten up,
and reaches out and grabs Yugi's staff just as he's about to bring it down to strike him. He
then delivers a smashing left to Yugi's face, and he flies backward about twenty meters.

Grey Fox: Ouch, I felt that one. A punch from him is bound to hurt.
Stephanie: True, but damn, he sure is buff.
Grey Fox: -_-

Meanwhile, Mother Brain has come up with a way to get Kaiba off of her. She sends a powerful
electric current through her body, and this shocks Kaiba and he slumps lifelessly off of her.
She then delivers a powerful kick to Kaiba's gut and he goes sliding along the ground and crashes
into one of the stadium walls as a result. Kaiba grits his teeth in pain, and through his
gritted teeth, a bright white light can be seen shining through.

Grey Fox: Uh-oh, now it's Mother Brain who's gonna be in a world of hurt.
Ric Flair: Huh? What do you mean?
Grey Fox: Just watch and see.

Mother Brain closes in on the downed Kaiba, ready to pummel him again. But once she's about
twenty or so meters away from him, Kaiba's head snaps up and face her and he opens his mouth. A
blinding beam of destructive energy is fired out of his mouth, striking Mother Brain right where
it hurts -- the big, pulsating brain that is her head. Mother Brain shrills in pain as the beam
impacts her face.

Grey Fox: That's what I meant. That was the white lightning attack. VERY nasty stuff.
Ric Flair: Ah.
Stephanie: Hey, what the hell are you doing?
GF and Flair: Eh? (turn to see Pegasus is now standing behind the table, and has taken off
Stephanie's headset and has put it on)
Pegasus: (broadcasting throughout the stadium using headset) You with the laser pen, listen up!
My men are searching the stadium for you, and when they find out who you are, you're going to be
sorry you messed with Pegasus J. Crawford!
Grey Fox: Hey PJ, the pen point is flashing. I think it's morse code.
Pegasus: What's it saying?
Grey Fox: B-I-T-E...... M-E......
Pegasus: (pulls out his walkie-talkie; through gritted teeth) Terminate with extreme prejudice...
Stephanie: I swear, I *DID* see this joke on Celebrity Deathmatch.
Grey Fox: Steph, I said shut up about that. And you Peggy, get the hell outta here. (yanks off
the headset and rudely shoves Pegasus away)

Back to the fight. Kaiba has been able to get a few more white lightning shots in on Mother
Brain, but she's been relentlessly firing plasma blasts and eye-laser beams at him to keep him at
bay and force him to move around, limiting his opportunities to charge up a white lightning
blast. Elsewhere, Ganondorf and Yugi are continuing their battle, firing blasts of dark magic at
each other, and so far, both have been successfully evading each other's attacks. However,
Ganondorf looks as fresh and strong as ever, while Yugi is looking ragged and battered, with a
nasty black eye and blood pouring down his nose as a result of Ganondorf's punch to the face.
Elsewhere in the stadium, Croquet is seen searching the rows of seats for any signs of Pegasus'
tormentor, and is now searching the row where Sonic's pals are seated. He ends up tripping and
falling down onto Amy.

Amy: OW!!! Get off me prune-face!!
Croquet: Oh shut up you little bitch.
Amy: Are you talking to me?
Rouge: Uh-oh, he called her a bitch.
Amy: Are you talking to ME?
Knuckles: Shouldn't have done that.
Amy: ARE YOU TALKING TO *ME*?!!!
Tails: NOW he's in for it......
Amy: He called me A BITCH!!! (pulls out Piko Piko Hammer) YAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Croquet: O_O;; Oh crap!!!! (runs like hell)
Amy: YAAAHHHHH!!!!!! (chases after him)
GF, Steph and Flair: o_O
Pegasus: Croquet, you imbecile... (notices a second laser pen point) Ahhhhh damnit......
Grey Fox: HAH! Tell me Steph, were there TWO laser pens in that Celebrity Deathmatch episode?
Stephanie: Shut up....

Meanwhile, the fight continues. Kaiba has just blasted Mother Brain in the face again with
another white lightning attack. For a while, she just stands there, looking as if Kaiba's has
fatally weakened her. But evidently, she was just playing possum to get Kaiba to lower his
guard, for she then fires off balls of orange plasma from her hands at Kaiba. They hit him dead
center and he screams in agony.

Grey Fox: (winces) Ooooh, that's GOTTA hurt. And if she's using that attack now, then it means
she's getting close to using her BIG attack.
Ric Flair: You serious?
Grey Fox: Just ask anyone who's played Super Metroid.
Draco: Hermione, you played it. Is he right?
Hermione: You better believe it......

Mother Brain fires off another volley of orange plasma balls, but she's unable to catch Kaiba by
surprise again. He leaps up and takes to the air. He flies near the top of the stadium roof,
and prepares to dive back down at her and slam into her hard. Mother Brain seems to be
anticipating such a strategem, though. Her head is now glowing, as if collecting power.

Grey Fox: Uh-oh, here it comes. Kaiba's in for it now.
Hermione: (covers face with hands) I can't look.
Draco: Wuss.
Grey Fox: If you'd played Super Metroid, you'd understand.....

Kaiba dives straight down from the rafters, ready to tackle Mother Brain and knock her down. But
she senses he's coming and from what direction. Her head snaps upward to face Kaiba, and then, a
wide, blinding, fluorescent beam comes out of her eye and smacks Kaiba. The force of the blast
is so powerful Kaiba is immediately swept up by it and is propelled upward, right to the roof of
the stadium. The force of the beam causes him to crash through the stadium roof and launches him
into the night sky.

Draco: O_O;; I, uh, see what you mean....
Grey Fox: That was Mother Brain's hyper beam attack. That's what almost killed Samus the last
time she fought her.
Stephanie: And it sent a certain dragon crashing through the roof.
Ric Flair: That's the second hole in the roof. Damn, the cost to repair this stadium after these
fights are done is gonna be insane if this keeps up.
Grey Fox: Don't worry too much. After this match, there's only one more to go.
Ric Flair: Really? WOOOOOO!
Grey Fox: -_-

Now apparently Yugi will have to face both Mother Brain and Ganondorf on his own. And his battle
with Ganondorf hasn't been going too well. Now he's been able to knock him down with an
earthquake punch. He is about to deal Yugi another blow, but Mother Brain lumbers up behind him.

Mother Brain: Save your energy Ganondorf. Allow me.
Ganondorf: Be my guest.

Mother Brain begins to charge up another hyper beam. But at the instant when she is going to
execute the attack on Yugi, Kaiba flies back into the stadium through the arena entrance and
slams into Mother Brain, halting her attack and saving Yugi. Mother Brain is knocked to the
ground as a result.

Stephanie: Yow! Kaiba's still in it!
Grey Fox: Well, it wasn't as dramatic as when the baby Metroid saved Samus from Mother Brain, but
that was pretty cool.

Now seeing that Kaiba is the more immediate threat instead of Yugi, Ganondorf turns to face him,
begins hovering again, and launches multiple volleys of dark power at him that seek him out. But
Kaiba is able to evade them all by taking to the air again, and he counterattacks by firing off
another blast of white lightning. The blast strikes Ganondorf dead-center, and it hits him so
hard that he's knocked backward, much in the same manner as when Mother Brain had hit Kaiba with
her hyper beam. The attacks pretty much knocks Ganondorf out and he lands unceremoniously behind
the commentators' table.

Steph, GF and Flair: (look behind them)
Ric Flair: Uhhh, d'ya think he got him?
Grey Fox: (takes out katana and pokes Ganondorf with it) Ehhh, I'd say so.

Now it's Mother Brain who is outnumbered and backed in a corner. She is able to recover and get
up from Kaiba's assault, but when she does and turns around, she sees Yugi and Kaiba staring at
her, Kaiba with a charged-up white lightning blast and Yugi with a charged-up dark magic blast.

Grey Fox: Hooo boy, Mother Brain is now officially screwed.
Nemesis: SSSTTTTAAAARRRSSSS......

Both Yugi and Kaiba unleash their attacks right in Mother Brain's face. The combined force of
Yugi's black magic and Kaiba's white lightning hitting her at the same time proves to be to much
for her to handle, and she keels over, her lifeless body making a loud thump as it impacts the
ground. Meanwhile, Croquet runs out into the arena, still being chased by a spittin'-mad Amy
Rose.

Amy: GET BACK HERE!!!!!
Croquet: DAMNIT! I DON'T GET PAID ENOUGH FOR THIS!!!!
Steph and Flair: -_-
Grey Fox: Hmmm, usually there's a time bomb that goes off once Mother Brain is defeated...
Hermione: Oh, I guess that's what this was from. (pulls out another bundle of wires)
Grey Fox: Figures. Well, Ganondorf and Mother Brain have both been knocked out cold, and...
(notices a glowing light behind him) Uh-oh.....
Steph: Huh? What is it?
Grey Fox: Ummm, vacate. (dives over the table and runs)
Steph and Flair: (look behind them) SHIT!! (follow GF's example)

Ganondorf gets up and begins levitating again, holding his right hand in front of him and forms a
fist. The Triforce insignia on his hand begins to resonate.

Grey Fox: Oh crap, just what I thought.....

The air surrounding Ganondorf begins to spark and crackle as dark energy courses throughout his
body. Then, slowly, his body appears to shift and change. All those who've played Zelda V:
Ocarina of Time know what's going on: he's just transformed into his pig-monster Ganon form. He
crashes down onto the commentators' table once the transformation is complete, smashing it to
splinters.

Grey Fox: Damn! That's the second table we've gone through. Anyway, now Ganondorf has turned
into his monstrous Ganon form. Now Yugi and Kaiba are gonna have to take him out as well.

And it appears that Yugi and Kaiba are fuly prepared to do just that. Kaiba swoops in and
tackles Ganon just as he had done to Mother Brain moments before. Ganon gets up, but Kaiba
lunges at him again, grabbing both his arm and holding on to them, making sure he can't use the
powerful giant axes he is wielding.

Stephanie: Now what's he up to?
Grey Fox: I think I know.

Through Kaiba's gritted teeth, bright energy can be seen shining through once more. Then Kaiba
opens his fires and fires off his white lightning attack in Ganon's face at point-blank range.
As all Zelda fans would know, light energy to the head severely debilitates Ganon and stuns him,
especially with that much fired from so close a distance. Kaiba lets go of Ganon, and then Yugi
teleports in behind Ganon, and strikes his tail with a charged-up staff. Ganon howls in pain,
and turns around to face Yugi. And Kaiba, now that Ganon's back has been turned to him, fires
another blast of white lightning at his tail, and this hurts him even more. So much so that he
keels over and lays lifeless on the floor.

Grey Fox: Well, looks like this match is over. Yugi and Kaiba win.
Ric Flair: Damn, how come the bad guys never win in any of these deathmatches?
Stephanie: Yeah?!
Grey Fox: Hey, Eggman won last chapter.
Ric Flair: There was a bad guy on both teams then! That doesn't count!
Grey Fox: Is there any special reason you'd want the bad guys to win?
Stephanie: .....
Ric Flair: ..... Shut up.
Alecto: Yay!!!! Kaiba-kun won!!!! WOO-HOO!!!! (runs up and glomps Kaiba again)
Yugi and GF: -_-
Kaiba: Eh heh heh. Kid, you're really freaking me out.....
Pegasus: Damnit, I've had my fill of these laser pens!
Grey Fox: Uhhhh Peggy, now that I think about it, I don't think those are just laser pens.
Pegasus: Oh really?! Then what are they?!!
Grey Fox: They look more like laser aiming modules for.....

Grey Fox is interrupted when suddenly Pegasus is shot up with paintballs.

Grey Fox: ..... some sort of gun.

Camera zooms in to an area up in the rafters of the stadium roof, where Katsuya Jounouchi and Mai
Kujaku are seated, both holding paintball-adapted sniper rifles.

Mai: Who were you expecting? Sniper Wolf?
Jounouchi: (waves at camera) Hi sis!
Pegasus: (mutters profanities under his breath)
Grey Fox: -_-;; Just lovely. What other weird stuff can happen before this chapter comes to a
close?

All of a sudden, Stone Cold Steve Austin's truck comes crashing through one of the stadium walls.

Steve Austin: Wooooo!
Ric Flair: That's my line!
Grey Fox: Okay, what the hell is going on?

Sailor Mercury, STILL 21 feet tall, and Deathworks come walking out of the hole Steve Austin made
with his truck.

Mercury: Sorry. I was helping Austin soup up his truck. I guess things kind of got out of hand.
Grey Fox: Ya think?!

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Cut to outside the stadium, on the very top of the roof. Croquet is sitting on the top of the
roof, completely out of breath after being chased all around the stadium by Amy Rose.

Croquet: *Whew!* She'll never find me here.....

All of a sudden, Amy materializes on the Twisted Metal-style teleportation platform on the roof.
(as seen in Chapter 4)

Croquet: Oh no............

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Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!! This is my best deathmatch yet!! Go me! Go me! And Alecto, I hope
you enjoyed this chapter. Unfortunately, like I said in the fic, after this comes the final
deathmatch. Sorry, but all good things must come to an end. Stick around for the finale though!
It's all gonna end with a bang!

So long,
Grey Fox