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Universal Deathmatch, Fight #7: Sonic & Dr. Eggman vs. Mega Man & Dr. Wily
9-30-02
by Grey Fox

Disclaimer: Mega Man is the creation and property of Capcom. Sonic is the creation and property
of Sega. And I still think it's a sin that Sega had to abandon the Dreamcast and go strictly
third-party. All the bigoted, close-minded Sony worshippers that helped Sega go under with their
fanboyism should rot in hell for eternity.

Okay, I need to calm down, so I'll sing a little song.


In the not too distant future
Sometime next week I think.
A fanfic writer called Grey Fox
Was on a writing streak.

"I'll set up whacked-out fights!
The weirdest I can think of!
The audience'll sit and watch them all!
As they laugh their asses off!

Now keep in mind only Grey Fox knows
When these fights begin and end.
And he's gonna watch all of 'em
With his deathmatch hosting friends.

Roll Call!

Sailor Mercury! (DW, are you okay?)
Stone Cold Steve Austin! (What?)
Ric Flair! (You've said that here before.)
Stephanie McMahon! (Yeah! You don't see any of us re-using lines!)
Deathworks! (Ami.... dominate.... )
Kirby! (Well, except for him.)
Fox McCloud! (And don't forget the Nemesis.)
Nemesis! (SSSTTTTAAARRRRSSS....)
and Harry Potter and friends! (-_-)

Now if you're wondering how they're all here
And other science facts.
Just remember it's only a deathmatch fic
So shut the hell up and relax!
And watch Universal Deathmatch, Fight 7!

(Donkey Kong hammer jingle)

Our opening scene is in a room somewhere else within the stadium. Here, we see Kirby, Fox
McCloud, Ric Flair and Stephanie McMahon all sitting down, crowded around a TV and holding
GameCube controllers. Obviously they're playing something.

Kirby: We've got you now, Nature Boy!
Ric Flair: Oh yeah?! Eat fireballs, punk!
Stephanie: Damnit Ric, you hit me!
Fox McCloud: And here's a Bob-omb for you!
Kirby: And a pokeball too!

*POW!* *ZOK!*

In case you didn't catch on, they're playing a two-on-two game of Super Smash Bros. Melee. And
Ric and Stephanie just lost. Miserably.

Stephanie: DAMN!
Ric Flair: Five straight losses for us. How the hell do you do it?!
Kirby: Practice and patience, young grasshopper.
Fox McCloud: Plus we WERE playing as ourselves.....
Stephanie: Shut up and let's start another round.
Kirby: So we can wipe the floor with you again? Forget it, too easy.
Fox McCloud: Just face it, you can't beat us at this.
Stephanie: Let's try another game then. There's gotta be something we can beat you at...
Kirby: Don't count on it lady....

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Now we're back out inside the arena. As always, the four students from Hogwarts, the author's
guests of honor, along with the Nemesis, are there seated close to the commentators' booth, and
at that very booth sits Grey Fox himself, with Stone Cold Steve Austin seated at his left, no
worse for wear after Sailor Uranus' beating. To his right is Deathworks, seated in the lap of
Sailor Mercury, who is STILL four times her normal size. All have headsets (don't ask where they
got one big enough for Mercury) and are ready to begin.

Hermione: C'mon Draco, take the helmet off. I promise not to hurt you anymore.
Draco: Forgive me if I find trusting you to be an insanely stupid thing to do right now.
Harry: Forget it, Hermione, I think he's had enough. Besides, you've probably already given him
brain tumors or something.
Ron: Would that be a bad thing?
Harry: Well not really.
Nemesis: SSSTTTTAAAAARRRRRSSSSSS.......
Draco: *sigh*
Grey Fox: Well folks, here we are again, ready to start off yet another graphically violent
segment of Universal Deathmatch. Austin, Mercury and DW are back with me, and we're all set!
Steve Austin: Yep. This match is a theme match; basically, it's "The Megalomaniacal Mad
Scientists Who Go Trying to Conquer the World and the Little Blue Guys Who Always Come and Kick
Their Asses."
Mercury: Uhhhh, Austin, that's not exactly how Grey Fox would have worded it.
Austin: Big friggin' deal, it was close enough, Your Fastidiousness.
Grey Fox: Austin, it's not wise to talk disrespectfully to someone several times bigger than you.
Deathworks: Oh please, Ami wouldn't hurt him because of something like that. She's way too sweet
and caring. Isn't that right Mercury?
Mercury: You know me too well DW. (snuggles DW close to her)
Deathworks: Mmmmmmmm....... (off in happyland)
Grey Fox: Awwww......
Steve Austin: (somewhat sarcastically) That's nice.
Draco: Oh please, cut the lovey-dovey stuff.
Hermione: Shut up.
Draco: Or what?
Hermione: ......I'll think of something.
Grey Fox: Moving on now, and yes, Austin is quite correct. For our next match we have Sega's
mascot, Sonic the Hedgehog, and the blue bomber, Mega Man, and their arch-nemeses, Dr. Ivo
"Eggman" Robotnik and Dr. Wily, two villains who never seem to know when to throw in the towel.
Deathworks: But here's the interesting part: Sonic and Mega Man aren't going to team up against
the good doctors.
Grey Fox: Nope. Instead, Sonic is going to team up with Dr. Eggman. Same goes for Mega Man and
Dr. Wily. Arch-nemeses will join forces in this next deathmatch!
Mercury: Uhhh, Fox, I thought you said earlier you wanted unpredictable, unimaginable matches?
Grey Fox: Yeah, your point?
Mercury: Well, this seems kind of formulaic. Like Austin said, two teams with a "little blue
guy" and a "megalomaniacal mad scientist". Both Sonic and Mega Man are stars of action-platform
games revered by many, both had an insane amount of spin-offs, both had American-made cartoons
that mucked up their storylines...
Grey Fox: True, but the fact that such bitter rivals are joining forces is quite mind-blowing in
its own right.
Deathworks: He's right Ami. I mean, Mega Man fought Wily just HOW many times?
Grey Fox: Eight. Nine if you count that "Rockman & Forte" game.
Steve Austin: Anyway, time to bring out our fighters for this match.
Mercury: Yep. Fans, give it up for Sega's pride and joy, Sonic, and his teammate, the villainous
Dr. Eggman!

Crowd explodes into an uproar as all the Sega fans present cheer. Then the music for Green Hill
Zone from the original Sonic the Hedgehog starts playing. Sonic runs out into the arena waving
to the crowd, while Dr. Eggman lumbers after him in his egg-walker from Sonic Adventure 2 Battle.
Up in one of the rows across from where the commentators and the HP kids are, Tails, Knuckles,
Rouge and Amy can be seen cheering Sonic and Eggman's arrival.

Sonic: Thank you, thank you, thank you!
Eggman: Hmph. Show-off.
Tails: Yay! Go Sonic!
Rouge: Show that dippy robot who's boss guys!
Mercury: Sonic's pals are here, I see. Hopefully they won't cause any trouble like Haruka and
Michiru did.
Steve Austin and Draco: *snort*
Deathworks: Okay, now for team number two. Here's everyone's favorite little blue robot and his
hated arch-enemy!

Now all the Mega Man fans present cheer wildly as the title screen music from the original Mega
Man starts playing. Mega Man walks on out into the arena, followed by Dr. Wily, who's in that
flying saucer thing he always had in the NES games. The top opens up and he raises his eyebrows
up and down, just like in the NES games.

Grey Fox: That's retro for you. Hmmm, I wonder where Razorknight is right now. He'd love this.

Sonic is standing beside Eggman's mecha walker, and is several meters away from Mega Man, who's
standing beside Wily's flying saucer. Sonic is staring at Mega Man, and Eggman is staring at
Wily.

Sonic: Okay little metal boy, time to see which of us is the better action-platform hero!
Mega Man: (gets in a fighting stance) Fine by me. I've always wanted to find out which one of us
would really win in a fight. I just wish I didn't have to be working with laughing boy over
here. (gestures at Dr. Wily)
Wily: I'll pretend I didn't hear that last part. Anyway, Mr. Eggman, I always wanted to prove
myself to be superior to you, and now is my opportunity!
Eggman: Ha ha ha ha ha! Not a chance! A loser like you can never overcome the great Dr. Eggman!
Wily: You dare talk to me in such a fashion?! Need I remind you that every time you tried to
conquer the world, you failed miserably as well?!
Eggman: Hey, at least I didn't use the "build 6 or 8 robots and go send them off to conquer
the world" strategem eight times in a row, and completely blow it each time!
Wily: Well, I'm not the one who kidnapped cute little animals and made them into cyborgs! How
utterly insipid!
Eggman: Oh yeah?! I'm not the one who named a robot of mine something idiotic like "Hard Man" or
"Wood Man", if you know what I mean.....
Wily: Well, at least I didn't need any help from some furrball vermin left behind by my
granddaddy and an overdeveloped bat!
Rouge: (in audience, standing up and yelling) HEY! I heard that!
Wily: Be quiet, you top-heavy twit!!
Rouge: You better watch it, old man! Or God help me, I'll shove my foot so far up your.... (gets
restrained by Tails, Knuckles and Amy; Knuckles clamps a hand over her mouth) Mmmmppphhhh!!!!!
Knuckles: Calm down woman!
Amy: Yeah, you wanna blow your chance to get into Sonic Adventure 3?
Tails: What would Yuji Naka think if he saw you?!
Sonic and Eggman: -_-
Steve Austin: Ugh, let's just get this started.
Grey Fox: Fine by me. (turns to his right and points) HIT IT!

Stephanie McMahon should be by the big-ass gong to ring it, which would signal the start of the
match. But this time, she isn't there.

Grey Fox: All right, where the hell is she?
Steve Austin: I think she's in the back playing SSBM with Flair, Fox and Kirby.
Grey Fox: Damnit, we have to have a gong sounding off to begin each match. It's tradition! Lazy
bitch....
Mercury: Don't get bent out of shape. I'll go ring it. (lifts DW off her lap and goes over to
the gong, kneels down, and strikes it with the back of her hand, but this causes the gong to go
flying off into the air, and somewhere in the distance, a nasty crashing sound is heard)
GF, Austin and DW: O_O
Mercury: O_o;; Ummmm, oops. Guess I don't know my own strength. (sheepishly goes back to where
she was sitting, and puts DW back on her lap)
Grey Fox: Ahhh, screw it. Just start the fight.
Eggman: Gladly.....

Dr. Eggman makes the first move, locking on to Dr. Wily's flying saucer thingie, and then
releasing a barrage of laser beams, all of which home in on Wily. But Wily is protected by some
sort of barrier and his vehicle receives no damage. Also, Sonic runs right at Mega Man, and
before he reaces him, curls up into a ball. Mega Man is unable to get out of the way in time and
is knocked up into the air. Fortunately, he regains his composure and lands harmlessly on his
feet.

Grey Fox: Mega Man's lucky to be in one piece after that. Sonic has spiky hair that can cut
through metal.
Deathworks: But remember, Mega Man was built to last......

Sonic charges up a spin dash, and barrels toward Mega Man again. But this time Mega Man is ready
for him -- ready with a charged Mega Buster. He fires his charged blast at Sonic just as he's
within a few meters of hitting him. But Sonic manages to swerve to the right and avoid the
attack, but just barely. Meanwhile, Eggman continues to fire locked-on laser blasts at Wily's
flying saucer thing in the hopes of weakening its shields enough to leave him unprotected. But
so far, Wily's barrier is holding.

Mercury: So far Wily's protective barrier is keeping Eggman's attacks at bay. But eventually,
the barrier is going to give out.
Steve Austin: Damn, too bad Flair and Steph are in the back. They're missing out on one hell
of a fight.
Deathworks: Do my ears deceive me? Austin saying something positive about these fights? Well,
wonders never cease.
Steve Austin: Go play in traffic kid.
Mercury: (gives Austin a death glare)
Steve Austin: O_O;; Um, sorry?

Mega Man has been keeping Sonic on the defensive by constantly shooting plasma blasts at him,
making sure his sharp hairy spikes won't do to him what they have done to countless hundreds of
Eggman's robots in the past. Sonic has been running and jumping to avoid the plasma blasts, but
he has been able to get progressively closer to Mega Man. As for Eggman and Wily, Wily has now
taken the offensive, firing seeker missiles at Eggman. So far Eggman has been able to destroy
all the incoming missiles with his lock-on laser, but there were quite a few close calls.

Grey Fox: Whoa. Mega Man's team has now taken the offensive and letting Sonic and co. have it.
And if Sonic and Eggman can't find a way to get at them and soon, they're screwed.
Mercury: Uhhh Fox, I just thought of something. You're going to have a lot of fans screaming for
your head after this is over, no matter who wins.
Grey Fox: Yeah, well, a lot of die-hard Metroid fans wanted me dead after our first deathmatch,
and I'm still here.
Steve Austin: Not to mention all the WWE fans who want you dead after me and Flair lost the tag
match.
Deathworks: And probably a bunch of Buffy fans after Spider-Man beat her senseless.
Grey Fox: Besides Mercury, I have you to protect me, right?
Mercury: ^_^ (girlish giggle)

Sonic has now managed to close in on Mega Man and pull off a homing attack on him (think that
move from Sonic Adventure 2 Battle) , slamming right into him and knocking him to the ground.
Also, because Wily started flying at lower altitudes, Eggman was able to have his mecha walker
jump up and attack Wily with his extendable boxing glove. It shot out so fast and with so much
force that Wily's shields couldn't block it. Wily's saucer is knocked back several meters in the
air, and sparks can be seen coming from where Eggman's boxing glove impacted.

Wily: Damnit! You jammed my missile launcher. That's going to take me a week to repair.
Eggman: When I'm through with you, you'll have worse things to worry about than that!
Grey Fox: Ooooh, now Sonic's team has retaken the offensive and having at Mega Man and Wily.

Sonic and Eggman now launch further attacks on their respective opponents simultaneously. Sonic
smashes into Mega Man with a charged spin dash, and Eggman launches another volley of lock-on
lasers at Wily. Though Wily's barrier is still active, it's obvious that it is beginning to
weaken by the way Wily's saucer is starting to sputter and spark. Also, several stratch marks
are visible on Mega Man's chest and legs. Sonic wasn't able to slice through his armor, but
he's beginning to make progress.

Deathworks: Something tells me it's only a matter of time until Sonic is able to rip through
Mega Man.
Grey Fox: And it's only a matter of time before Wily's saucer gives out.

And Wily knows it, so he's busted out another one of his many weapons. He swoops in on Eggman's
mecha walker, and suddenly, a big metal claw comes out of his saucer and clamps onto the mecha
walker. Also, Sonic tries to hit Mega Man with another charged spin dash, but Mega Man was ready
for him this time. He slides toward Sonic as he's closing in, and nails him with a kick. This
sends Sonic flying backward and he lands on the ground hard, laying motionless there for a while.
Meanwhile, the purpose of Wily's claw hand grip is revealed: a wave of electricity is sent
through Eggman's mecha walker via the claw. Evidently, Wily is hoping this will royally screw up
Eggman's systems.

Mercury: And Mega Man and Wily take the offensive AGAIN. Wow, this is definitely one of our
better deathmatches.
Steve Austin: Yeah. I really wish Flair and Steph were out here. They're missing out big time.

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Cut back to the room where we saw Ric Flair, Stephanie McMahon, Kirby and Fox McCloud earlier.
All four are again crowded around the TV playing Beach Spikers on the GameCube.

Kirby: HA!! We win!!
Ric Flair: DAMNIT!! We keep losing to a pink ball of fluff and a talking fox. This is
humiliating!
Stephanie: Well, maybe we could have won if you weren't ogling the girls.
Ric Flair: I WAS NOT!!
Kirby: Well, at least we weren't playing Dead or Alive: Xtreme Beach Volleyball.
Fox McCloud: Just face it. We can beat you at anything.
Ric Flair: Oh yeah? I bet there's ONE game we can beat you at.
Kirby: Oh yeah? What?
Ric Flair: (pulls out a copy of Wrestlemania X8) Let's see how well you can play against us at
our own game, and when we get to play as ourselves!
Fox McCloud: Fine then. But care to make this more interesting?
Stephanie: What do you mean?
Fox McCloud: The losing team has to subject themselves to the humiliation of hosting the next
deathmatch with GF.
Ric Flair: You're on!!!!!

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Cut back to the fight. Eggman has found a way to get that electrocuting grappling claw off his
mecha walker: a big chainsaw comes out of the side of his walker and severs the claw arm. Also,
while Wily is still close, Eggman sticks the chainsaw into the underbelly of Wily's saucer. More
sparks fly out from the bottom of the saucer as the chainsaw rips through it. Wily is able to
fly away, but not before being dealt some serious damage. Meanwhile, Mega Man has moved in on
the downed Sonic, ready to pummel him. However, Sonic is able to get up before Mega Man reaches
him and runs at him again. Mega Man barely jumps out of the way in time.

Steve Austin: Damn, just how many gizmos do those things pack?
Mercury: It's pretty ridiculous if you ask me, how they have all those devices.
Grey Fox: Ami, it's not like the Sonic and Mega Man series are known for being realistic...

While in the air, Mega Man charges up his Mega Buster. Once he's back down on the ground, he
fires his charged shot at Sonic. Sonic doesn't have enough time to react and gets hit dead
center by the blast.

Mercury: Ouch. That looked like it hurt.
Deathworks: Y'know, our "guests" have been rather quiet this match.
Draco: Oh shut up. You had us come here to boost ratings, not talk about the fights.
Hermione: Anyway, if you want us to do something, I have an idea. (turns to Ron) Do we have any
snacks left?
Ron: Uhh, I think so. Let me check. (pulls out a Starburst)
Hermione: That'll do just fine. (takes the Starburst, pulls out her wand, transfigures it into a
hornet, reaches over and lifts the visor on Draco's motorcycle helmet, puts the hornet in his
helmet, and shuts the visor)
Draco: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (flails about frantically screaming, then is
able to take off his helmet, and the hornet flies off) Whew.....
Hermione: (takes her wand and aims the built-in laser pen in Draco's eye)
Draco: OWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (covers face with his hands)
Hermione: (takes out the mallet and....)
*POW!* *WHAMMO!* *SOK!*
Draco: (@)_(@);; Uhhhhhh...........
Hermione: How was that?
GF, Austin, DW and Mercury: -_-
Nemesis: SSSTTTTAAAAAARRRRRRSSSSS........

Hee hee, that was funny. Anyway, back to the fight. Both Eggman's mecha walker and Wily's
flying saucer have taken a lot of damage, but are still able to attack. Wily has busted out
laser cannons of his own, but Eggman's walker is able to run, jump and jet hover to evade them
all, despite the beating it has taken. But Eggman's lock-on mechanism is damaged, so he has to
target Wily manually, a task easier said than done. Concurrently, Sonic is once again having
difficultly closing in one Mega Man, who is keeping him at bay with plasma blasts and jumping out
of the way whenever Sonic does get close enough to spin dash at him. At this rate, the battle
can go either way.

Steve Austin: Well, it certainly looks like this match is gonna last quite a while.
Draco: (@)_(@) (still in a dazed state)
Nemesis: STTTTAAAAARRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSS........

Back in the arena, Mega Man has been able to hit Sonic with another charged Mega Buster blast.
This downs Sonic again. He is able to get up, but by the time he does, Mega Man is there, and
delivers a smashing left to his face. Sonic goes flying again, blood oozing out of his mouth,
and lands painfully on the ground. But instead of attacking Sonic again, he uses to opportunity
to attack Dr. Eggman instead. He is so busy evading Wily laser barrage he isn't paying attention
to Mega Man, giving him the opportunity to charge up another shot and fire at Eggman while he
isn't looking. The blast strikes the mecha walker dead center, and because of its battered
state, flies off into several pieces, and Eggman falls to the ground unconscious. Needless to
say, Eggman didn't even know what hit him.

Mercury: Oooooh a sneak attack. Mega Man helps out Wily and Eggman is now down for the count.
Now Sonic's alone.
Grey Fox: Yeah but don't forget, Kirby had to go against Pikachu and Charizard alone at one point
and he still won.

But while Mega Man was preoccupied with putting Dr. Eggman's mecha walker out of commission, he
hadn't noticed that Sonic had recovered again. Sonic charges up another spin dash, and rushes at
Mega Man from behind while he isn't looking. Sonic strikes Mega Man with so much force that he
goes flying out of the arena and lands painfully somewhere else in the stadium.

Deathworks: Ouch. That looked like it hurt.
Mercury: Also looks like Mega Man won't be getting up from that.
Steve Austin: Now it's just down to Sonic and Wily.
Grey Fox: My money's on Sonic. If you can beat one stubborn mad scientist, you can beat 'em all.

After disposing of Mega Man, Sonic speeds toward Wily, intending to take him out too. But Wily
fires another laser barrage at Sonic, forcing him to fall back.

Wily: I must commend you for giving Mega Man a beating for me. Also, I suppose even though
Eggman is out of the fight, I can still prove myself to be his superior if I can vanquish the one
who beat him so many times!
Sonic: Bring it on loudmouth!

Sonic dashes towards Wily's saucer again, and then jumps up and does a homing attack, slamming
forcefully into its side. Wily's barrier shield has now been so badly damaged it's useless, and
offers no protection from Sonic's assault. Sonic jumps up and does another homing attack, once
again impacting the flying saucer with great force.

Grey Fox: If Sonic is able to keep this up, Wily's a goner for sure.
Deathworks: Uhhh GF, I just remembered, isn't your friend Razorknight a big Mega Man fan? Aren't
you afraid he'll beat you up if Mega Man's team loses?
Grey Fox: Not really. As long as Mercury's here, he won't try anything with me.
Mercury: Why, because he'd be afriad of me?
Grey Fox: No, because he also has the hots for you, and if he showed up here with the intention
of kicking my ass, I bet he would start fawning over you and forget he was pissed at me.
Deathworks: O_O;; WHAT?!

Back to the fight. Sonic has jumped up again, prepared to do a third homing attack. But Wily is
ready for him this time. As Sonic barrels toward Wily with his homing attack, tendrils of energy
shoot out from the bottom of Wily's saucer and ensnare Sonic, stopping him mid-attack and sending
a current of electricity through his body. The stadium is filled with the sound of Sonic's
screams of agony and the smell of his charred fur.

Sonic: OWWWW!!! AHHHHH!!!! AWWWW SHIT!!!!!!!!
Wily: Ha ha ha ha!! Admit it you ugly little hairball, I have won!

But what's this?! From the wreckage of his totalled mecha walker, Eggman emerges, holding some
sort of device, and runs toward where Sonic and Wily are floating overhead.

Grey Fox: Well now. Eggman is alive and well, and Wily doesn't even notice him yet.
Steve Austin: Wonder what that thing he's holding is.

While Wily is busy tormenting Sonic, Eggman tosses whatever it was he was holding up into the
air. It lands neatly into the cockpit of Wily's flying saucer. He still doesn't notice it or
Eggman. Suddenly, the flying saucer explodes. The energy tendrils holding Sonic dissipate and
he falls to the ground. Wily goes flying off through the hole in the roof ( the one formed when
the giant Sailor Mercury kicked Ridley like a football, sending him crashing through the roof )
and vanishes in the night sky with a twinkle, Team Rocket style.

Deathworks: Obviously it was some sort of grenade.
Mercury: Who would have thought the match would have ended like that? Eggman actually SAVING
Sonic!!
Eggman: Yeah, I know. There goes my reputation.
Sonic: I guess I should say "thanks".
Eggman: I guess you should. Though I admit, if I hadn't been so pissed off at Wily, I would have
let him have his fun with you a bit longer. (devious grin)
Sonic: Oh, bite me.

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Back to the room where we left Stephanie McMahon, Ric Flair, Kirby and Fox McCloud. All are
still crowded around the TV playing Wrestlemania X8.

Kirby: .....
Stephanie: .....
Ric Flair: .....
Fox McCloud: .....
Kirby: .....
Stephanie: .....
Ric Flair: .....
Fox McCloud: .....
Kirby: .....
Stephanie: .....
Ric Flair: .....
Fox McCloud: .....
Kirby: .....
Stephanie: .....
Ric Flair: .....
Fox McCloud: .....

Evidently, there really into the game, so much so they're not even bothering to trash-talk each
other. After all, they know full well what happens to the loser team............

Kirby: HA!!!!! WE WIN AGAIN!!!!!!!!!
Ric Flair and Stephanie: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ric Flair: How the hell do you do it?! HOW HOW HOW?!!
Kirby: Hey, a video game character knows video games like no other.
Fox McCloud: Yep. and the deal was, you two gotta co-host the next fight.
Ric Flair and Stephanie: Fuck!
Kirby: Yeah, you're gonna love this next one.
Fox McCloud: Uh-huh. We know two of the people in the next deathmatch. Trust us, it ain't gonna
be pretty......
Ric Flair and Stephanie: ..............

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Well, that's that. Sorry it took me almost another month to finish this one. I was really
hoping to be more timely with the remaining chapters. Anyway, be sure to stick around for the
next fight. Like Kirby and Fox said, it'll be a doozy.

P.S.: Razorknight, you really aren't gonna try to kick my ass, right?

So long,
Grey Fox