Pokemon Fan Fiction / Pokemon Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Yugioh Meets Pokemon! ❯ erm, i lost track of the chapters... ( Chapter 7 )

disclaimer: don't own pokemon or yugioh.

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Chapter(dude, I lost track...seriously...)

As the whole group walked away, they grew bored eventually and decided to leave after they ate at a restaurant.

Yugi: [gasp] They serve Battle Steers!!!

Seto: It's just beef you dimwit!!!

Ash: You mean Tauros?

Everyone: o_O

Ash: Nevermind.

Tea: Well I'm full!!

Mai: You know for once...you ate more than Joey did...

Tea: I did not!

Tristan: YEAH YOU DID!!!!

Tea: PROVE IT!

Tristan: Oh fine...ahem. I'M TEA THE ONE CUSTOMER THAT ORDERED FIVE HAPPY PATTIES!!!

Tea: Well they were happy! And it was SIX!

Misty: [bursts out laughing like crazy] PFAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!! THAT IS THE SINGLE LAMEST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD!!!! MAHAHAHAHA!!!

Tea: Shuttup! Don't make me sick my Shining Friendship on you!

Ash: -__- Shining Friendship? That makes her Psyduck look good...

Misty: NOT ANOTHER WORD YOU IDIOT...

Tea: WAITER! ANOTHER HAPPY PATTY PLEASE!

Misty: I thought you said you were full...

Tea: Well I can change my mind you know...

Joey: Ok, ok, I'm full now...can we go???

YGO Cast: o_O

Bakura: JOEY! Did you just say you were...full?

Joey: Yeah, what's so wrong with that?

Yugi: [gasp] HE'S BEEN POSSESSED BY umm...now what card emphasizes lack of hunger...?

Yami (IN HIS MIND): Hungry Burger?

Yugi: No, LACK of hunger!

Yami: Well maybe the Hungry Burger can make him not hungry. How would YOU know? You don't have that card! I, unlike you, have more wisdom of the cards than you will ever have you foolish psychotic mortal!

Yugi: Ahh be quiet, you can't keep on using that excuse.

Yami: HOW DARE YOU??? Fine! Be that way, I'll just never come out again to win your stupid duels!

Yugi: What??? NO!!! HEY! YOU CAN'T LOCK YOURSELF INSIDE YOUR SOUL ROOM FOREVER!!!

Yami: WATCH ME!!!

Ash: Does he umm...talk to himself often...?

Bakura: This is strange...the only familiar odd thing I ever notice about him is that sometimes he grows another foot taller and his voice changes and his eyebrows turn into something like a unibrow and his eyes get sharper but other than that...this is just plain freaky...

Everyone: [shrugs]

Tristan: Are you done eating yet Tea?

Tea: Yep! All done!

Brock: Who's gonna pay the bill?

Tea: Well, I have no money, I'm average, so I can't pay for it.

Mai: ...why do you think I entered the duelist kingdom tournament?

Joey: I can't even pay for my sister's operation. And I'm broke too, don't forget that...

Tristan: Same here...

Joey: You have a sister Tristan?

Tristan: -__- I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear him ask that...just to save some time.

Yugi: [arguing with his Yami]

Ash: I'm only like 10 or 11...

Misty: Well I ahh...I umm...same here...?

Brock: Well if I wanna be the world's best Pokemon breeder...then obviously I need to get a life so I'm broke too.

Everyone: [stares at Kaiba]

Seto: What? I TOLD you!!! Mokuba has my money!!!

Mai: Ok, I'm outta here...

Everyone else cept Kaiba and Yugi: Me too...

Tea: [walks back to drag the still self-arguing Yugi away] Have fun washing dishes Kaiba!

Seto: WHAT??? HEY!!! WHEN THAT PEGASUS FREAK TOOK MY SOUL I HAD TO SIT THROUGH A WHOLE LECTURE FROM HIS FLUNKIES ON HOW TO WASH DISHES!!!! IT'S LIKE BEING TIED TO A CHAIR WITH YOUR EYES TAPED OPEN AND BEING FORCED TO WATCH POWER RANGERS WITH A GAG SHUTTING YOU UP!!! COME BACK!!! YOU PEOPLE ARE SOOOOO NOT MY FRIENDS!!!!!

Then everyone at the restaurant stares at him. He then sinks back into his chair in embarrassment. Moreover, the waiter walked up to him, ready for the money.

Waiter: [French accent] Your bill is...$243.84...

Seto: WHAT THE F--!?!?!???

Waiter: No cursing in this public area Sir...and it says here in the bill that you ordered 7 Happy Patties.

Seto: BUT I DIDN'T!!!

Waiter: Then who may I ask, did?

Seto: It was that...I...OTHER PEOPLE WERE WITH ME!!!!

Waiter: [looking around] What other people?

Seto: -__- ...kitchen?

Waiter: Over there behind the counter Sir...

Yugi: Do you think it was right for us to leave Kaiba there with the bill?

Tea: Nah...he's rich.

Tristan: And besides...how much could a meal called Happy Patty cost?

Tea: Shuttup...

Ash: Ok, we're full, can we go to the gym NOW???

Everyone: [casually] Ok.

Ash: Oh cool, let's go then.

A/N: Yep short and almost no plot as usual, I know. It'll evolve eventually though. Keep the reviews coming!