Pokemon Fan Fiction / Pokemon Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Yugioh Meets Pokemon! ❯ err...next one? ( Chapter 8 )

disclaimer: don't own pokemon or yugioh

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Ash was determined to win the next badge from the gym leader of the Goldenrod City Gym. Since no one had a pure sense of direction, they eventually got lost and SOMEHOW got back to the Galleria.

Yugi: Why are we back here...? IT MUST BE THE POWER OF THE MYSTICAL BOX!!! (was that what it was called? I forget...#__#)

Tea: Oh no! We're lost!

Mai: Shuttup, we're in a city...what can happen? It's not like a big bad Silver Fang was stalking us the whole time and would jump out to eat us...

Yugi: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!! NONONO!!! I DON'T LIKE BEING EATEN!!! IT'S DARK AND SCARY AND THERE'S NO ESCAPE!!!

Joey: Uhh...Yugi...what are...umm, what in the world are you talking about???

Yugi: I don't know, you tell me.

Everyone: o_O

Ash: I'm hungry again...

Yugi (to his Yami): HAH!!! I TOLD YOU IT WAS THE POWER OF HUNGRY BURGER!!!

Yami: WHAT THE-I'M THE ONE WHO SAID THAT!!!

Yugi: You wish! I'm the genius who wins every duel ok??? I'M SUPERIOR!

Yami: NO! I AM!

Yugi: NUH-UH!!! You're Yugi, I'M Yami!

Yami: WHAT!?!?!?!????

Tristan: Whoo boy, he's at it again...

Yami: [exits soul room] Ok...now that boy is going psycho.

Ash: Ok, does anyone have any clue at all what is going on here?

Misty: Umm...no.

Bakura: He hasn't been in his soul room lately...that's why you imbecile!

Everyone: *GASP*

Yami: IT'S BAKURA'S YAMI!!!

Bakura: YES!!! AND I HAVE RETURNED TO CLAIM YOUR SOULS AND STEAL YOUR MILLENNIUM PUZZLE!!!

Yami: NEVER!

Bakura: WATCH ME!!!! Now let's duel!

Yami: Fine!!

Tristan: Ok, now it would be a good time to just walk away cause turning into a duel monsters card isn't cool. So let's just slowly walk into the Galleria to avoid their little duel...

Everyone else tip toed into the Galleria and sighed mushroom clouds. Ash stared at the two psychos going at it and then a strange black cloud surrounded them.

Brock: Oh hey, it's that restaurant we were at!

Mai: Well what do you know? Wonder if we can get another bite?

Tea: It's only been an hour since we ate last time!

Joey: Who cares? I'm hungry again...

Brock: Erm...I'M HUNGRY IF MAI IS!

Ash: But we're broke...

Mai: Oh whatever...I don't dress this way for nothing you know...I can sweet talk ANY GUY if I wanted...

Tea: What a hooker...

Mai: Oh shuttup...at least I have fashion sense at all...

Misty: She's beginning to remind me of someone...

Seto stood in the kitchen, cleaning dishes with psychotic rage in his mind.

Seto: [muttering] They'll pay...they'll all pay...I don't have money so they'll have no choice BUT to pay...and that Tea hag is gonna die!

Other dishwasher: [whispers] You shouldn't think about revenge...my friends ditched me too and I've been stuck here for a year now!

He thought again about his pitiful position, but something caught his eye. Across the restaurant was Ash and everyone. His rage grew and his grip on the plate he held tightened. Eventually the dish broke.

Other Dishwasher: Told you...don't think angry thoughts.

Cook: HEY!!! THE TALL SCRAWNY ONE!

Seto: WHAT???

Cook: YOU LITTLE TWIP! YOU BROKE A PLATE! WHAT ARE YOU STUPID??? CAN'T YOU WASH DISHES???

Seto: [his anger grew into agitation] DIE TEA!!!! [he then ran to the cash register's desk and lunged over it, picking up a broom while at it]

Ash and the gang weren't aware of the enraged dishwasher running in their direction until...

Mai: OH MY GAWD IT'S KAIBA!!!!!

Joey: With a broom!

Tristan: AND A PINK FRILLY APRON!!!!!

[they all paused and bursted out laughing]

Seto: I'LL KILL YOU ALL!!! [leaps in the air and gets himself ready to attack with his broom]

Ash: [he was the only one stupid enough to not notice Seto, instead he was looking at the shiny wrapper-like packets he saw earlier] Hmm...I wonder what those are...?

*WHACK!!!!!* **THUD**

A/N: Oh so sorry...I haven't any time lately to update. And if it makes anyone feel better, this isn't the fic facing updating problems...I haven't updated anything for at least a month...so sorry...