Pokemon Fan Fiction / Pokemon Fan Fiction ❯ A Tale Of Insanity... ❯ Preparation and Dancing ( Chapter 1 )

Ok, I don't own Pokemon, or any of its characters. I'm just a humble fan.

So this is comedy with a little romance and all that great stuff.

Yay. Muahaha! I am crazy and this story will show it. Now, onto chapter one…

 

Chapter One: Preparation and Dancing

 

“Hey G!” Maxie rapped on Giovanni's bedroom window. His Numel stuck its head up next to him.

“Egg siffer,” Giovanni mumbled into his pillow. He rolled over and scratched his butt. Maxie looked over at Persian.

“Hey, Persian! Wake up Gio!” he giggled in girly voice. Persian walked over to Giovanni's bed.

“PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!”

“EEEEEEEYYYYYYIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!” Giovanni hit the roof and came back down on Persian.

“Come on G, we ain't got time for cat lovin'! We gotta get to Sammy's [Prof. Oak]. Remember, he's got somethin' to show us!” Maxie smiled.

Giovanni slipped on some clothes and joined Maxie.

The minute they walked into Sammy's house, Koga began to dance like a fool.

“Has school getting out done something to him?” Giovanni whispered to Maxie.

“Yeah, since he no longer sees Miss Henchi, ya know, that teacher he has a crush on? It drives him crazy she lives in Johto during the summer. He wishes he could leave Hoenn and live with her in Johto. Poor guy,” Maxie sighed.

Sammy entered the room.

“Kay guys! Koga, stop dancing! You guys up for a camping trip?!” his eyes gleamed.

“Is there a reason why you ask, Sam?” Giovanni cocked his head to the side.

“Hellz yeah! My Dad got me this new tent, it's kick ass!” Sammy began to explain it and made hand gestures. His Ralts imitated it's masters motions. They both appeared as if they were landing an airplane.

“This is gonna be soooooo cool!” Koga began to dance again.

“Oh my God! I just realized, the girls are goin' campin this weekend near Fortree City! You know, on route 120?” Maxie jumped up in the air.

“Score!” They all said in unison.

“We'll start off tomorrow, my Grandpa's Pidgeot can fly us!” Sammy boomed.

Giovanni went to bed that night, happy. As he drifted off to sleep he thought: I'm gonna finally get to tell Sabrina how he felt about her. How I long to be with her. How I wish to be her everything. How I long to get her in bed, whip out my dick and—NO I'M NOT GONNA TELL HER THAT! Not quite yet…….

At this same time Maxie was packing his bag for the trip.

“Let's see tooth brush, hair brush, deodorant, porno mags, Pokeballs, and…….ah yes, the mushy love note to Winona, the sexiest lady on this earth!” he stuffed it in the bag and blushed. His sister came in,

“Maxie Waxie! Don't forget to pack clean tighty whities!” she shouted with an evil grin.

His face began to bubble as he went over to his dresser and opened the drawer.

“Oh yeah Sis, let the readers know I wear tighty whites!” he threw them in his bag and sat on the bed.

Sammy already had his bags packed.

“Oh yes, this is gonna be the shits! Hopefully not literally though,” he rubbed his back, remembering previous diarrhea problems.

Koga danced around his bedroom. Then he stopped and got a grave look on his face. Roxanne was going to be there. Then he smiled and realized this could be a chance for new love. Then he gulped.

“I'm gonna be sleeping with Giovanni! Wait, I'm talking about him like I'm in love with him!” he jumped on his bed. He thought for a moment. “Oh God, I think I do love him!”

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Yup, this is a good place to stop

Remember, this is my first shot at fanfic writing, so yeah.

Review, or you'll never see the next chapter muahahahahaha!

Ok, I'm not that mean, but it's the thought that counts.

To the good reviewers, keep reading!

To the bad reviewers, I'll track you down, rib your shirt off, and slap you till you laugh yourself to death or close to it.

Sorry, my friend motivated me to do that.

Anyways, tune for the next chapter soon!