Pokemon Fan Fiction / Pokemon Fan Fiction ❯ A Tale Of Insanity... ❯ Going to Fortree City ( Chapter 2 )

Remember, I do not own Pokemon, I just use them in horrible plots to take over the world!!!

Now, we left the boys the night before their camping trip.

Let's see how the following day prevails!

 

 

Chapter 2: Going to Fortree City

 

*Ding dong*

“Sammy!”

“Maxie!”

“Koga!” Koga jumps out from behind a bush.

They just stare at him.

“Where's G?” Maxie looked around.

“Probably wanking off somewhere,” Sam's grandfather laughed as he began preparing Pidgeot.

 

Giovanni woke up.

“SHIT!!!!!!!!”

He got dressed real quick. Then he grabbed his bags and zoomed right out of his house. His Pokemon, with backpacks on their bags, followed.

“Kids these days!” his dad sighed as he took a sip of tea.

 

“Come on G, we got the bird set up to fly the friendly skies of Hoenn!” Maxie took a deep breath as Giovanni ran up to the group.

“Sorry guys, I forgot to set my Electrode alarm clock!” Giovanni said with dignity as he marched onto Pidgeot's back.

“Man this bird can carry a load!” Koga shrieked as he watched Pidgeot take a dump on the ground.

They all stared at him.

“Okay boys, let's make sure you got everything!” Sammy's grandfather pulled out a piece of paper.

“Yourselves!” he belted.

“Check, ” the boys yawned.

“Bags!”

“Check,”

“Food!”

“Check,”

“Dirty magazines!”

“WHAT?!”

“Oh please, I was a teenage boy once, I know how you are!” he put his hands on his hips.

“He looks like he coulda been a teenage girl,” Koga whispered in Giovanni's ear.

“I heard that!” Sammy's grandfather came over and slapped Koga across the face.

“I will honestly say `check' to that!” Maxie raised his arms up over his head as to show victory.

“Ok……….anyways, on with the checklist, Pigeot!” Sammy's grandfather continued.

“Check,”

“Tent!”

“Check”

“Matches!”

“Check,”

“Imodium AD!!!!!”

“GRANDPA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Sammy exploded.

“Well?”

“Urg…….check,” Sammy groaned.

“What was that? I couldn't hear you,” his grandfather giggled.

“ I SAID CHECK!! FUCKING CHECK! I BROUGHT THE IMODIUM AD FOR MY DAMN DIARRHEA PROBLEM!!!!” Sammy screamed as a group of girls walked by, giggling. “I wish I was dead,” he groaned.

“Okay, you're all ready!” his grandfather petted Pidgeot, “See ya'll later!”

Pidgeot took wing and they were off!

 

The boys left Petalburg City and headed for Fortree City.

“Hey G,” Maxie asked.

“What?” Giovanni replied.

“How come it's always so quick and easy in the video games for a Pokemon to fly across a whole region, but it takes forever in the stories?”

“Probably `cause they wanna annoy the shit out of us,”

“That sounds right,”

 

Koga's mind……….

“God, he's sitting right infront of me. Oooh Giovanni! Say, what is his last name? What is any of our last names? The only one anyone knows is Sammy's. Sammy Oak. God that sounds silly. Anyway, Giovanni has a nice bod. Oh, his short brown hair, his lack of eyebrows, oddly evil laugh, the tender way he cares for Pokemon…….*sigh*

I can just imagine him, massaging me and chanting my name, Koga Koga Koga…”

 

“Koga!” Giovanni nudged him.

“What?” Koga jumped.

“Your boned up dick is touching my ass!”

“Uh, I was, thinkin' about Roxanne naked!” Koga belted nervously.

“Riiiiiiiight!” Giovanni smiled, then broke out into his sinister laugh.

“Muahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahahha!”