Pokemon Fan Fiction / Pokemon Fan Fiction ❯ Dear Misty ❯ He right, I still do have a chance! ( Chapter 3 )

Dear Misty

Chapter 3

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*Attention: To those that read this chapter, this has nothing to do with this story but me and my friend wrote this chapter before writing the 4th and I thought our work deserved to be heard.

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It's a nice sunny summer's day, and we find ourselves at the Happy Go Lucky Pokemon Retirement House. We are in the company of Ash Ketchum and his friends Richie, Rudy, Tracey, Gary, May, and Brock. It has been 63 years since we have last left Ash and his friends. We had just seen the infamous Pokémon Master make a fool of himself in front of his beloved Misty, who had forgiven him for whatever dumb things he said.

Brock - Hey you - Yes you children! Get off our lawn! (shakes his fist at the kids, before getting a nostalgic look on his face) I can remember when people use to respect me. When I would get all the ladies. I was the man. Now, I can't see, I have this horrible smell, can't move, only have you guys to hang around with, and oh yeah, there's the fact that I haven't had sex since I was 35.

Gary - Don't lie Brock, you were15, and even then you had to pay the girl!

(everyone laughs but Brock)

Tracey - He's right, Brock. You were no ladies man.

Ash - OH MY GOD!! What an idiot I was. No wonder she left me. I was such a fool.

Gary - Yeah, you are a fool. I told you that all along.

Brock - But there was a time when she thought that was charming.

Tracey - I guess that wasn't one of those times.

Richie - I think you still have a chance with her, you still have your whole life ahead of you!

May - Don't you remember?

Richie - Huh? Who said that?

Ash - He's right! I do still have a chance! Misty, here I come! I can't make the same mistake twice.

Brock - Uh, Ash -

Ash - Shut up Brock! (stands up) oh no… (falls back down in his chair) damn my feeble legs, maybe I should write her a letter. (grabs what he needs to write a letter but fails miserably) Damn Arthritis! Maybe I need a little help. NURSE, OH NURSE, can you come over here please? (A still as beautiful as always Nurse Joy comes running into the room)

Brock - Oh, lovely Nurse Joy, I would sell my walker for a date with you!

Ash - Nurse Joy, would you mind writing something down for me? It's a letter to my long lost love, Misty. I know I don't talk about her much around here, but it would be rather nice if you did.

Nurse Joy - (sweetly) Of course, if it's for Misty Waterflower.

Ash - Um, okay - (clears his throat as best as an old man can) My dearest ugly duckling, I know it has been but a few moments seen we've last seen each other but I must see you again. I will not let my love walk away from her MAN. I own you. And oh yeah, let's get married. Okay, then at the bottom have: from your sex god of a man Ashy Poo.

What the letter actually said…

My dearest Misty,

I know it has been so long since we have last seen each other but I must see you again. I was a fool to let you go, I want you back. I can't live without my goddess of love. I still love you and wish to marry you. We must make up for lost time. Holding my breath for your response . . .

Forever yours, Ashlock Ketchum

(2 to 3 days later, At the Waterflower Residence, the mail has just arrived)

Misty - Bill, bill, love letter, death threat, bill, oh what's this? A letter from that loser of a ex, Ash. GARBAGE. (takes out a lighter and is about to burn an edge of the envelope when she notices the fancy handwriting) Wait a minute, this isn't Ash's writing. (curiously she opens it and reads it over) Um, I am far to busy to reply, I know - I'll have my manservant write a reply. Fernando! (rings a little bell).

Fernando - (appears at the door) You ring, Madame?

Misty - Here, I am much to busy to reply. Please respond to this letter.

Fernando - Yes, Madame.

The Letter……

From the desk of:

Fernando Bong

Dear Ashlock Ketchum,

I was rather excited to receive your letter this morning. I feel that our relationship did end on a sour note but I'M sorry to inform you, I have moved on. I do still have rather strong feelings for you, but I have moved on to Fernando. I must be going because I feel your annoying behaviour is already starting to get to me. Here's hoping we never meet again. Good Day!

FernandoMisty

(Again 2 to 3 days, but this time we are at again the H.G.L.P.R.H.)

Ash - Yeah, yeah, I got mail! (opens up the letter) Damn sight, I can't read this. (hands it to May who reads it aloud) Yay! I still have a chance.

AN: Don't even if think that if you don't respond with review that this fic will end! (Or write a flame so that it won't continue for that matter.) Although reviews and/or flames are heartfully welcome, there will still be a chapter 4 no matter what, a lemon filled chapter 4, because we've already written it - so HA!!!