Pokemon Fan Fiction / Pokemon Fan Fiction ❯ My Crazy Crossover ❯ Hi, welcome to my fan fic ( Prologue )
this is just to introduce me and my kitty and give you a taste of our insanity Warning: This fic not reccomended for small children, parents, or religious leaders.
Anime/Manga: Pokemon Fan Fiction / Pokemon Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Crossover | Uploaded On: 05.01.2002 | Updated On: 05.17.2002 | Pages: 1 | Words: 306 | Visits: 282 | Status: Work In Progress
Disclaimer I Don't own pokemon or sailor moon. If you wish to sue me over this fine I must warn you though it would be in your best interests not to. You would spend thousands of dollars one some big shot lawyer and all you'd get from me is a cheap TV set, a handful of pennies, and some old tea bags.
" " Means person talking
` ` Thinking
> < Translation of pokemon/critter talking
:: :: Psychic communication
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Me: "Hi welcome and thanx for reading my fic, I am the author Weasel, and this," gestures to a small gray cat "Is my buddy Mochy, its short for mocha cappachino I think. Hey don't look at me that way! My step mom named the cat not me! I woulda named him after vanilla capachino!"
Mochy: Gives weasel an odd look `I think she has bumped her head one time to many!'
Me: "Ok one thing I think I should explain real quick. I have a short attention span and the brains of a fruit fly so Mochy will assist me."
Mochy: >I didn't know she had THAT many brains!!<
Me: "Anyhow I also want to say, please read and review, I welcome constructive criticism but please don't flame me because you like or dislike a certain character. And don't flame me because you can I have a very delicate ego and mean words hurt me. I would like to hear how great my fic is how ever and how to make it better…"
Mochy: `How long is she going to ramble on like this!?'
Me: "I would also like to add…."
Mochy: >For Gods sakes woman, shut the hell up and start the damned fic!<
Me: frowns "Ok"