Pokemon Fan Fiction / Pokemon Fan Fiction ❯ My Crazy Crossover ❯ murphey ( Chapter 7 )

I do not own pokemon, Sailor Moon or any thing else of that nature. I simply borrowed the characters for my own demented purposes

Me: "We are back again boys and girls with the next chapter."

On the other side of the universe…

GD: "Gerk, I told you not to touch my machines! Do you realize what you could have done? If someone went through one of those worms hole you opened up they could sue us!"

Gerk: "Dad, I said I'm sorry. And what are the chances of us getting sued? Only 0.5% of all physical life is advanced enough to realize what happened."

GD: "That's not the point the point is you disobeyed me! You just wait till your mother gets home! I am going to call uncle Bill, he'll be able to figure out where the worm holes opened and if any life forms went through."

Mean while on my weird enchanted planet the scouts and pokemon trainers were on the move looking for any one who might help them.

Rini: Getting tired and cranky. "How much longer do we have to walk?"

Ami: "Well, we need to find help, but I guess it wouldn't be a bad idea to take a rest soon."

Misty: "I guess you guys aren't as use to walking long distances as we are. We being trainers spend almost all our time on the road."

Togepi: >Yeah, and its not fun. The only funny thing is watching Daddy be silly.<

Pikachu: >And watching Ash get beat up by a GIRL!<

Ash: "You take that back Pikachu! I only let her win because my mother told me never to hit a girl!"

Pikachu: whispering to Togepi >That's human for `I am a hen pecked wimp'.<

Misty: "What did he say Ash?"

Ash: "Nothing."

Misty: "He obviously said SOMETHING to make you yell like that."

Ash: growing irritated "well, its none of your business is it? If I wanted you to know I'd tell you!"

Well we all know where that led. While they were arguing a giant beast reared up from the rocks beside the path which had obscured it from view. The creature resembled a Charizard but was 5 times that size. It had brownish scaly skin and a poisonous barb on the end of its tail instead of a flame.

The sailor scouts immediately leapt in to action and forgetting they were being watched transformed right there. Ash, Misty and the pokemon watched on in amazement. Brock watched with a mixture of amazement and… well… we all know what the other feeling was. (And incase you don't know I'll give you a hint, the sailor scouts clothes disappear when they transform before being replaced with really short sailor outfits.)

The creature watched all this as well.

Creature: "Well, that was unnecessary!" turns to leave.

Serena: "Wait, aren't you going to attack us or something?"

Creature: "Now why would I do that?"

Misty: "Well if you weren't going to attack us why did you roar at us?"

Creature: "You'd roar to if some klutzy, red headed juvenile stepped on your tail!"

Misty: turns a little red "Sorry, I was distracted."

Creature: "I understand, that was a pretty heated argument you were having with your boyfriend, one can only expect you to not watch where you are going. My name is Murphy.

Mist: in disbelief " Your name is Murphy?!"

Murphy: slightly miffed "Yes, do you have a problem with that?"

Misty: "No, I just expected you to have a more exotic name. And he is NOT my boyfriend!"

Murphy: rolls his eyes "humans" spots Brock leering at Mina. Uses his claws to splash cold water on Brock from a spring near the rocks.

Brock: "HEY!"

Murphy: "Sorry kid, you looked like you could use a cold shower. You'll thank me later."

Every one laughs

Luna: Excuse me, Mr. Murphy, we are a bit lost could you possible tell us how to get to the nearest town?

Murphy: "Sorry ms. Kitty, I have never seen a human town, I don't believe there are any around these parts. If you are willing to travel though I suggest you ask one of the unicorns for directions. They tend to like humans and watch over them when they are in the forests, if there are any human towns around they'll know it.

Ash: "What is a unicorn?"

Murphy: "You don't know what a unicorn is?"

Ash: shakes his head no.

Murphy: "Well, they are really beautiful creatures. Usually white in color with a long spiral horn. They are also very kind and very intelligent but somewhat air headed. They have somewhat short attention spans."

Misty: "Well thank you so much Mr. Murphy. Where could we find them?"

Murphy: "there is a small band at the base of the mountain. About a days hike. They'll be near water."

And so the group said thanks and started down the mountain.