Pokemon Fan Fiction / Pokemon Fan Fiction ❯ NidoBob's amazing quest ❯ Psychics, swords, and saving the world ( Chapter 4 )
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By: Nidoking 
If I sumerized it I would give it away
Anime/Manga: Pokemon Fan Fiction / Pokemon Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Adventure / Action | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 10.10.2002 | Updated On: 01.02.2003 | Pages: 1 | Words: 1.5K | Visits: 180 | Status: Completed
If I sumerized it I would give it away
Anime/Manga: Pokemon Fan Fiction / Pokemon Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Adventure / Action | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 10.10.2002 | Updated On: 01.02.2003 | Pages: 1 | Words: 1.5K | Visits: 180 | Status: Completed
Disclaimer: do not own the teletubbies Thank god!
When NidoBob regained conscienceness he was in a comfortable bed rather than that poor excuse for a bed. "Ugh." He groaned out placing a claw on his head that was throbbing with pain. (Where am I?) He thought as he slowly rose out of the bed, his feet making a clicking sound as they landed on the tile floor. He looked around the room he was in was a well lit room the walls were painted white a wooden table was in the middle of the room nothing was on the table. Then he noticed the door. NidoBob ran up to it and busted it down with no effort the door flew into millions of wood splinters clattering on the floor in unison. He was in what appeared to be the kitchen a simple kitchen at that only a stove a few shelves a refrigerator And a table at that table sat the lady who knocked him out. "You know, they did invent door knobs for just that reason." The lady scolded. "Sorry sorry." NidoBob apologized quickly not wanting to anger the Psychic because she would probably launch him into orbit. "Don't worry I won't launch you into orbit NidoBob." The lady assured NidoBob. "ACK! Don't read my mind, some thoughts may be way inappropriate for this fics rating!" NidoBob said to the lady. "Yes for the safety of the rating, Names Tandi and I already know yours." The lady said. "Hey why did you have to stop me I was in the middle of a nice fight?" NidoBob asked Tandi. "Because some of those people had guns with armor pricing bullets just in case some Nidoking Tyranitar or some other bad ass fighter came in and started something, you, should consider Yourself lucky I'm not the type of person that likes to see things get shot, it's to quick of a death." Tandi Explained. "I agree getting shot is way to fast of a death I would prefer to sear the victims skin off one layer at a time MUAHAHAHA!" NidoBob laughed maniacally. "I agree wholeheartedly say what brings you to this town rather than being in you're lair waiting for some moronic trainer to get to close to your lair then slaying the painfully?" Tandi asked NidoBob. NidoBob instantly took a liking to this human and her views on killing things. "Well you see a few days back Mewtwo stole my boat and I'm looking for people and pokemon help get it back." NidoBob awnsered "That bastard!" Tandi yelled angry. "Yep and I would like you to help me, so how bout it?" NidoBob offered. "Sorry but I have my own affairs to take care of." Tandi Declined. "If I help you with your problems will you help me with mine?" NidoBob asked. (Hmm he would make a good shield and if he learns surf he could save money that would have been used to get a boat) Tandi thought. "Okay fine lets go." Tandi said. "What are we doing?" NidoBob asked. "Quite simple the president of earth has chosen me to find and destroy the Teletubby menace." Tandi said as she pulled a map out of a drawer on the counter. Unrolling it on a table it appeared to a map of Kanto it looked like a standard map, except at seafoam islands a big red X by that x was teletubby's fortress. "we need to get to seafoam islands and by some miracle slay all the evil Teletubbies and make it back get famous and retire young." Tandi said. "Ah well sounds like fun do I get to smash stuff?" NidoBob asked. "Oh yes you will probably get plenty of opportunities to smash stuff." Tandi assured him. "Great when do we head out?" NidoBob asked. "Gee arnt we full of questions, we head out tomorrow from this town to Viridian and look up someone who may have knowledge to where we can find A surf HM or a boat." Tandi explained. "I don't know surf so lets prepare get some supplies get some shuteye and then head out first thing tomorrow." NidoBob recommended. "Okay." Tandi agreed. "Well better go to a food shop or something." Tandi suggested. "Great lets go." NidoBob said as they headed out the door. It was now daytime in insignificant ville people and pokemon alike scurried along the streets on insignificant ville heading to one place or another NidoBob didn't really care. He just followed Tandi they passed several homes and a weapon shop this got NidoBob's attention "ooh shiny!" NidoBob said in a hypnotic tone as he walked over and looked at a sword in a window display. "Hey! Well get weapons later!" Tandi shouted at NidoBob this snapped NidoBob out of his case of shiny hypnosis. "oh what?.oh yeah kay later then." NidoBob muttered as he went back by Tandi's side. They continued walking till they arrived at HumanBob's food and crap. NidoBob and Tandi walked into the glass doors. Inside was like most stores in pokemon games shelves of stuff and a counter. "You really only need to get food for yourself I can just catch whatever I need to eat." NidoBob said. Tandi remembered Nidoking had the ability to use their tail to catch prey. "oh okay Heres a ungodly amount of cash go buy us the best and shiniest weapons that money can buy at the weapon store." Tandi said to NidoBob. "YES!" NidoBob cheered as she handed him 10,000,000,000,000 dollars. NidoBob clenched the money very tightly so it compressed into a little ball of super dense paper. NidoBob burst out of the store so fast he shattered the glass door. (Damn I gotta remember to PUSH the door.) NidoBob charged down the streets until he arrived at the weapon shop. Known as SkyarmoryBobs weapons and stuff. He actually remembered to open the door. And walked in. It looked like the food store except instead off food and stuff shelves of shiny weapons of almost any kind you can imagine lined the stores walls. SkyarmoryBob flapped over "In the mood to buy a nice shiny weapon?" He clucked. "Yep what is your shiniest and most expensive weapon, and I need two of em." NidoBob asked the metal bird. "Oh that would be the Masamune 2010 one costs 5,000,000,000,002.50 dollars and two costs 10,000,000,000,005 dollars how about that deal?" SkyarmoryBob offered. (Thank Nidogod I actually picked up that extra 5) "Ill take 10!" NidoBob shouted. "Yeah right how much money do you have?" SkyarmoryBob said in his clucking tone. "Eh.10,000,000,005." NidoBob said revealing the ball of super dense money with a bang it exploded Into a 10,000,000,005 dollar bill. "Wow so that's how people hold so much money at one time in Pokemon games." NidoBob murmured looking in amazement at the money. "Yes so you can,t but 10 you can only buy two, didn't you ever learn ANY mathematical skills?" SkyarmoryBob asked annoyed by NidoBobs stupidity. "No when I was young I spent all my time poisoning trainers to death and stuff not learning anything else." NidoBob explained. "Makes sense you Nidoian have always had it in for trainers sorta Natures way to keep trainers from overrunning us." SkyarmoryBob said. "Uh.whatever just gimmie the two Swords Gimmie I say!" NidoBob demanded. "okay then give me that money." SkyarmoryBob said. "Oh right here." NidoBob said handing the ungodly amount of cash to SkyarmoryBob. He put the money in an invisible pocket then went up to a rack filled with sharp swords and tossed tow to NidoBob. NidoBob expertly caught the swords one in each hand. "Well goodbye SkyarmoryBob." NidoBob waved as he went crashing through the door obviously breaking it. (Damnit!) Tandi was right outside waiting for him. He narrowly stopped his charge from impaling Tandi with the Masamune 2010s she gasped one of the blades was right in front of her face. "Oh sorry." NidoBob clumsily apologized quickly putting the lethal sword at his side. "You should watch where you charge you coulda ran me through I think I should Psychic you for that!" Tandi scoled. "Sorry sorry just don't psychic me!" NidoBob pleaded. "Okay I wasn't gonna anyway just wanna keep the threat alive." Tandi said. "Oh yeah you gotta keep the threat of stuff alive or there will no longer be a threat of it." NidoBob agreed. "Well we better get back to my house and prepare." Tandi said NidoBob handed one of the Masamune 2010s to Tandi and they walked back to Tandis house. And so NidoBob prepared by practicing his attacks and stabbing assorted stuff with his Masamune 2010. Meanwhile Tandi prepared by Meditating and of corse stabbing things with her sword. Then they went to bed NidoBob in the room with the Broken door and Tandi in her own room.
To be continued..
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When NidoBob regained conscienceness he was in a comfortable bed rather than that poor excuse for a bed. "Ugh." He groaned out placing a claw on his head that was throbbing with pain. (Where am I?) He thought as he slowly rose out of the bed, his feet making a clicking sound as they landed on the tile floor. He looked around the room he was in was a well lit room the walls were painted white a wooden table was in the middle of the room nothing was on the table. Then he noticed the door. NidoBob ran up to it and busted it down with no effort the door flew into millions of wood splinters clattering on the floor in unison. He was in what appeared to be the kitchen a simple kitchen at that only a stove a few shelves a refrigerator And a table at that table sat the lady who knocked him out. "You know, they did invent door knobs for just that reason." The lady scolded. "Sorry sorry." NidoBob apologized quickly not wanting to anger the Psychic because she would probably launch him into orbit. "Don't worry I won't launch you into orbit NidoBob." The lady assured NidoBob. "ACK! Don't read my mind, some thoughts may be way inappropriate for this fics rating!" NidoBob said to the lady. "Yes for the safety of the rating, Names Tandi and I already know yours." The lady said. "Hey why did you have to stop me I was in the middle of a nice fight?" NidoBob asked Tandi. "Because some of those people had guns with armor pricing bullets just in case some Nidoking Tyranitar or some other bad ass fighter came in and started something, you, should consider Yourself lucky I'm not the type of person that likes to see things get shot, it's to quick of a death." Tandi Explained. "I agree getting shot is way to fast of a death I would prefer to sear the victims skin off one layer at a time MUAHAHAHA!" NidoBob laughed maniacally. "I agree wholeheartedly say what brings you to this town rather than being in you're lair waiting for some moronic trainer to get to close to your lair then slaying the painfully?" Tandi asked NidoBob. NidoBob instantly took a liking to this human and her views on killing things. "Well you see a few days back Mewtwo stole my boat and I'm looking for people and pokemon help get it back." NidoBob awnsered "That bastard!" Tandi yelled angry. "Yep and I would like you to help me, so how bout it?" NidoBob offered. "Sorry but I have my own affairs to take care of." Tandi Declined. "If I help you with your problems will you help me with mine?" NidoBob asked. (Hmm he would make a good shield and if he learns surf he could save money that would have been used to get a boat) Tandi thought. "Okay fine lets go." Tandi said. "What are we doing?" NidoBob asked. "Quite simple the president of earth has chosen me to find and destroy the Teletubby menace." Tandi said as she pulled a map out of a drawer on the counter. Unrolling it on a table it appeared to a map of Kanto it looked like a standard map, except at seafoam islands a big red X by that x was teletubby's fortress. "we need to get to seafoam islands and by some miracle slay all the evil Teletubbies and make it back get famous and retire young." Tandi said. "Ah well sounds like fun do I get to smash stuff?" NidoBob asked. "Oh yes you will probably get plenty of opportunities to smash stuff." Tandi assured him. "Great when do we head out?" NidoBob asked. "Gee arnt we full of questions, we head out tomorrow from this town to Viridian and look up someone who may have knowledge to where we can find A surf HM or a boat." Tandi explained. "I don't know surf so lets prepare get some supplies get some shuteye and then head out first thing tomorrow." NidoBob recommended. "Okay." Tandi agreed. "Well better go to a food shop or something." Tandi suggested. "Great lets go." NidoBob said as they headed out the door. It was now daytime in insignificant ville people and pokemon alike scurried along the streets on insignificant ville heading to one place or another NidoBob didn't really care. He just followed Tandi they passed several homes and a weapon shop this got NidoBob's attention "ooh shiny!" NidoBob said in a hypnotic tone as he walked over and looked at a sword in a window display. "Hey! Well get weapons later!" Tandi shouted at NidoBob this snapped NidoBob out of his case of shiny hypnosis. "oh what?.oh yeah kay later then." NidoBob muttered as he went back by Tandi's side. They continued walking till they arrived at HumanBob's food and crap. NidoBob and Tandi walked into the glass doors. Inside was like most stores in pokemon games shelves of stuff and a counter. "You really only need to get food for yourself I can just catch whatever I need to eat." NidoBob said. Tandi remembered Nidoking had the ability to use their tail to catch prey. "oh okay Heres a ungodly amount of cash go buy us the best and shiniest weapons that money can buy at the weapon store." Tandi said to NidoBob. "YES!" NidoBob cheered as she handed him 10,000,000,000,000 dollars. NidoBob clenched the money very tightly so it compressed into a little ball of super dense paper. NidoBob burst out of the store so fast he shattered the glass door. (Damn I gotta remember to PUSH the door.) NidoBob charged down the streets until he arrived at the weapon shop. Known as SkyarmoryBobs weapons and stuff. He actually remembered to open the door. And walked in. It looked like the food store except instead off food and stuff shelves of shiny weapons of almost any kind you can imagine lined the stores walls. SkyarmoryBob flapped over "In the mood to buy a nice shiny weapon?" He clucked. "Yep what is your shiniest and most expensive weapon, and I need two of em." NidoBob asked the metal bird. "Oh that would be the Masamune 2010 one costs 5,000,000,000,002.50 dollars and two costs 10,000,000,000,005 dollars how about that deal?" SkyarmoryBob offered. (Thank Nidogod I actually picked up that extra 5) "Ill take 10!" NidoBob shouted. "Yeah right how much money do you have?" SkyarmoryBob said in his clucking tone. "Eh.10,000,000,005." NidoBob said revealing the ball of super dense money with a bang it exploded Into a 10,000,000,005 dollar bill. "Wow so that's how people hold so much money at one time in Pokemon games." NidoBob murmured looking in amazement at the money. "Yes so you can,t but 10 you can only buy two, didn't you ever learn ANY mathematical skills?" SkyarmoryBob asked annoyed by NidoBobs stupidity. "No when I was young I spent all my time poisoning trainers to death and stuff not learning anything else." NidoBob explained. "Makes sense you Nidoian have always had it in for trainers sorta Natures way to keep trainers from overrunning us." SkyarmoryBob said. "Uh.whatever just gimmie the two Swords Gimmie I say!" NidoBob demanded. "okay then give me that money." SkyarmoryBob said. "Oh right here." NidoBob said handing the ungodly amount of cash to SkyarmoryBob. He put the money in an invisible pocket then went up to a rack filled with sharp swords and tossed tow to NidoBob. NidoBob expertly caught the swords one in each hand. "Well goodbye SkyarmoryBob." NidoBob waved as he went crashing through the door obviously breaking it. (Damnit!) Tandi was right outside waiting for him. He narrowly stopped his charge from impaling Tandi with the Masamune 2010s she gasped one of the blades was right in front of her face. "Oh sorry." NidoBob clumsily apologized quickly putting the lethal sword at his side. "You should watch where you charge you coulda ran me through I think I should Psychic you for that!" Tandi scoled. "Sorry sorry just don't psychic me!" NidoBob pleaded. "Okay I wasn't gonna anyway just wanna keep the threat alive." Tandi said. "Oh yeah you gotta keep the threat of stuff alive or there will no longer be a threat of it." NidoBob agreed. "Well we better get back to my house and prepare." Tandi said NidoBob handed one of the Masamune 2010s to Tandi and they walked back to Tandis house. And so NidoBob prepared by practicing his attacks and stabbing assorted stuff with his Masamune 2010. Meanwhile Tandi prepared by Meditating and of corse stabbing things with her sword. Then they went to bed NidoBob in the room with the Broken door and Tandi in her own room.
To be continued..
NOW REVIEW IF YOU HAVENT ALREADY!