Pokemon Fan Fiction / Pokemon Fan Fiction ❯ NidoBob's amazing quest ❯ Route0,Team rocket, and Nidogod ( Chapter 5 )

Note to readers: NidoBob is a bad role model he is not to be emulated or admired just for you to know.

Another note: This chapter really really sucks!

NidoBob and Tandi set out at the crack of dawn they set out on route 0 it was basically a long dirt path

With jagged pieces of obsidian appearing everywhere you could notice stains on many of them it also

Wound through a dangerous mountain known as the mountain of horrible suffering and stuff. NidoBob and Tandi walked very carefully along the spike covered road, it was quite obvious something wanted to keep stuff off the road. "SHIT!" NidoBob yelled as he tripped over a piece of the dark stone landing with a thud on what was fortunately just dirt. Tandi carefully waked over to him. "You alight?" She asked him.

"Oh yeah I'm just fine." He said as he got up and dusted himself off the dust forming small brown clouds in the air around him. And so they continued until… "Not again!" NidoBob screamed out as he tripped over ANOTHER rock. "What's with you!?" Tandi asked annoyed. Once again he got up and dusted himself off. "It ain't my fault my legs are so damn messed up I can't just step over stuff. Whoever designed my character was a total idiot!" NidoBob complained. "Right well lets get to a place where we can spend the night its getting d-" she was cut short in an instant it went from sunny to night. "Yeah that was a stupid thing in pokemon G/S/C it switched from sunny to dark instantly damn programmers looks like we will have to deal with it too." They stumbled through the darkness for about another 20 minutes when they found a good place to set up a tent. Tandi rummaged through a pack of supplies and pulled out a small thing that looked like a pill of some sort. "Eh…What's that?" NidoBob asked her. "Just watch." She said as she pulled out a canteen of water and poured a drop on the pill thingy. It shook for a moment then with a magical poof turned into a nice large tent. "Instant tent Spishak's latest product just pour some water on it and poof a tent." Tandi said. "Wasn't Spishak the cmpany that made the Mach 20 razor that you could shred a Rydon's hide with?" NidoBob asked he a little concered. "Actually I think so In fact I brought a few with us to deal with heavy armor enemies." Tandi said pulling ut one of the vicious looking Mach 20 razors. NidoBob went ballistic at the sight of it and started thrashing around. "ACK NOOOO KEEP IT AWAY FROM ME AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!" He screamed running directly into a bunch of razor sharp

obsidian however his durable armor prevented any fatal damage.(Note: Yes I know NidoBobgets hurt ALOT) "Im okay." He moaned out as he fell on the ground. When he awakened he was in the tent.

"Shit what happened?" NidoBob asked Tandi who was sitting near him groggily. "Well you filipped out at the sight of a Mach 20 razor and ran into some pointy rocks." Tandi awnsered "And why did you do that?"

"Uh yeah well I do have to shave off old scales and those blasted Mach 3 razors broke instantly so I bought one of those Mach 20 razors and I cut me clear to the bone, I was in a hospital for 2 years undergoing a highly controversial, and terribly painful muscle regeration therapy." NidoBob explained. "What made it so
controversial?" Tandi asked him. "I think it involved the mass killing of starmies and staryus for their blood it can regenerate stuff oh boo hoo! What to the environmentalist people care about stupid starfish."

NidoBob grumbled. Then out of nowhare.

"To protect the world from devastation!"

"To unite all people in our nation."

"To den- ACK!"

"HEY! HOW DARE YOU INTERUPT OUR CONVERSTAION ABOUT KILLING STUPID STARFISH!" NidoBob said running out of the tent Masamune in hand. Team rockets were right in front of the tent armed to the teeth with all sorts of Hi-tech weapons and armor. "Don't move an inch you are now property of team Rocket." James said. "Whoa that's out of character." Meowth said he was also armed with a laser rifle and very advanced armor. "Oh yeah well!" NidoBob yelled as he pulled out a light blue rock from a invisible pocket this rock was the legendary mist stone he squeezed it tight and he began glowing. "NidoBob digevolve to wait I mean evolve to NidoGod!" When the glowing stopped. A very large golden Nidoking with large metallic wings stood before team rocket they instantly opened fire upon the Golden Nidoking however he quickly shielded himself with his metal wings the lasers making a tink as they impacted the wings. "Ha'cvv gan' ishara'!" Nidogod muttered aiming a claw at team rocket the words he uttered were the words for Nuke. KA-BLAMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

"Looks like team rocket is severely burned!" All the members of team rocket screamed as they ran off. Nidogod instantly reverted back to just Plain NidoBob. Tandi ran up to him quickly. "What was that?" She asked him he eyes wide with surprise. "Oh well I have a mist stone but if I use it ever again it will break." NidoBob said. "Oh well then let's get the supplies and head to Viridian." Tandi said picking up a pack of stuff. NidoBob picked up the other and they left leaving the tent for some odd reason.

Told you it sucked!