Pokemon Fan Fiction / Pokemon Fan Fiction ❯ NidoBob's amazing quest ❯ Death of RhydonBob,Dillon,and the big important fight ( Chapter 7 )

Note: Nor is RhydonBob to be emulated or admired!

"Hey NidoBob wake up." Tandi said nudging NidoBob. "So you finally decided to quit training pokemon Gary…" NidoBob murmured in his sleep. "What?" Tandi said confused. (Could he have possibly been a trained pokemon) Tandi thought. "Good now I won't have to kill you…" He continued. (How humiliating being a trained one) "Now just release the others especially my wife!" (He has a wife?!) NidoBob snapped awake right after that word. He notices Tandi near him. "How much did you hear?" NidoBob demanded. "HA HA! I can't believe that you were a trained pokemon!" Tandi fell to the floor laughing. "Not funny." NidoBob said embarrassed. Tandi got up and dusted off. "Oh well it could have been worse, could have ended up as a weapon for team rocket." Tandi said. "Yep. The odd thing about them is they have been disbanded about 30 times but they just keep coming back. Like those stupid random encounters in RPGs I mean even if you slay 1000 forest imps they just keep coming back." NidoBob said annoyed by the concept.

"Okay you two you've had your rest now get out!" RhydonBob boomed stomping into the living room. "Hey could we at least have something to eat first?" NidoBob asked getting up off the couch. "Eat this MEGA PUNCH!" RhydonBob swung at NidoBob but NidoBob's superior reflexes allowed him to nimbly dodge the punch and trip RhydonBob sending him reeling into his TV. "Quick hurry steal anything of value while he's dazed!" NidoBob ordered. Tandi walked into his not so well hidden armory and "Reacquired" the Masamune 2010 and some sort of knife thinking it was worth at least a few bucks she took it with her. "Here catch!" Tandi said tossing the sword back to its owner. He caught it skillfully. "Any thing else useful?" He asked. "No only this weird knife." She said showing it to NidoBob. "Okay lets go now!" NidoBob said taking down the front door as normal. Tandi and NidoBob ran like hell towards Pallet RhydonBob right behind them. "Just wait till I get a hold of ya!" He bellowed putting on an extra burst of speed. "CRAP! He's catching up!" NidoBob said looking back over his shoulder. "Hey!" Tandi exclaimed.

"Why not just teleport to Pallet?" Tandi realized. "Okay okay! Spare me the realization speech just do it."

NidoBob said having to run a bit faster. "Okay…TELEPORT!" NidoBob and Tandi dematerialized. RhydonBob charged through their pervious position and didn't stop his maddened dash because he was to stupid to realize what had happened and so he ran and ran till he fell into the sea and died.

(Scene changes to the peaceful coastal town of Pallet)

NidoBob and Tandi materialized in front of a house that resembled a normal generic house. NidoBob turned around and said. "Wow a generic house…LETS BURN IT!" NidoBob started preparing fire blast.

"Don't you do such a thing!" Dillon opened the door wielding an energy sword made by his stabbity force.

"Oh yeah! What are you and that glowy thingy gonna do to me?" NidoBob sneered pulling out his Masamune 2010. Some person nearby pulled out some thingy and it started playing FF6's boss theme.

Dillon swung the blade but NidoBob deflected it easily. (That's a good sword this didn't destroy it)

NidoBob did a quick stabbing action but the humans' defense was very high so it didn't do much but it made him drop his sword the moment in impacted the ground it faded to nothing. "DIEEEEE!!!!"

Dillon's rage factor was starting to overpower him as he summoned another sword fast enough to block

What was sure to be a fatal blow. "NidoBob be careful he getting pissed!" Tandi warned but it was too late, Dillon's sword seemed to phase through the Masamune 2010 and struck NidoBob tearing a gash in him that

Instantly cauterized. "Yargh! ICE BEAM MOTHA FUGGA!" NidoBob howled firing an ice beam and

Hitting Dillon squarely in the chest. He collapsed twitching. "Okay now to BURN THE HOUSE!"

NidoBob said turning his attention to the house.

"NOOOO!" The twitching Dillon said. NidoBob turned around. "I thought you were dead." NidoBob said annoyed by this turn of events. "Nuh uh." Dillon got up and un-summoned his energy blade. "I just realized who this is NidoBob…you better not burn his house."

Tandi advised. "Why?" NidoBob asked. "This is Dillon the author of this fic!" Tandi said. "HOLY CRAP!" NidoBob's jaw as hanging open. "Yes it is I Dillon the great yet craptacular author," I boasted "And I'm here to help you rid of the tubs." I continued. "Yes so I better use that HM and lets get on our way." NidoBob tossed the HM up in the air and it burst sprinkling him with a golden dust that quickly absorbed into him. NidoBob and co. walked over to a beach. NidoBob walked into the water and lied on his back. "C'mon Tandi." NidoBob said impatiently. "Dillon how are you going to get to seafoam?" Tandi asked. "Hey Arty!" I yelled. Within moments Articuno landed in front of me glistening in the morning light. "Dillon?" Articuno asked. "Can you fly me to seafoam please?" I request. "Certinly." She replied and picked me up with her talons and flew toward seafoam. Tandi climbed upon NidoBob and they were off.

(Scene changes to seafoam entrance and a glistening beach)

Tandi and NidoBob arrived at seafoam quickly. I stood before the entrance energy sword in hand. "Hey Dillon the tubs seem to be pretty lax with their security." NidoBob commented expecting the island to be a fortress. "They are stupid that's why." Tandi explained. "Tandi before we go in could you heal this gash?"

NidoBob said pointing at the wound. Tandi walked up placed a hand on his chest and used recover. The wound seemed to close a lot but not completely. "Sorry NidoBob I can't heal it anymore with out completely draining my psi." Tandi apologized. "Oh hey that's okay." NidoBob said. "We should be heading in…now don't worry all we have to do is kill 4 demonic creatures." I attempted to encourage them.

"Oh well that's so reassuring." NidoBob said hesitantly. NidoBob and co. entered the caves.

(Scene changes to a bunch of water filled caverns)

"I really do hate sloshing through water!" NidoBob complained. "Oh don't whine it really ruins your character being a mighty warrior!" I scolded NidoBob. (Can't wait till I get my boat back) He thought.

"Were almost to the tubs base." I inform my traveling companions. After about another fifteen minutes of sloshing through the knee deep water NidoBob and co. arrive at a multi-colored door. "Would you do the honors NidoBob?" Tandi said pointing to the door. "Gladly." NidoBob lowered his head aiming his horn at the door, let out a nidoian battle cry then charged and shattered the door. It shattered into a bunch of large chunks that sunk into the water like rocks. There was a stair case behind the door. "I'll do point." NidoBob said walking up the stairs and inspecting them for traps. "Uh no not traps…OH DEAR NIDOGOD!"

NidoBob screamed the sounds of sword clashing with various things were heard.

Tandi and I rushed up the stairs to see NidoBob battling all the Deamons at once. Tandi quickly jumped into the fight swing her Masamune2010 and blasting at the deamons with psi. I chaged and screamed. "SWORDITY BEAM ATTACK!" I pointed the energy sword at the green tub and fired one of those Zelda sword beams. He reeled back but swing a giant mace at me but missing by a mile. NidoBob fired fireblast effectively burning the yellow tub to ashes. "Killed one!" He exclaimed "ARGH!" He swung his sword blocking a swipe from the huge scimitar of the purple one. Tandi stabbed the purple tub in the gray gem it had on its stomach. "AHHHHHH!!!!! YOU WILL BURN FOR THAT BITCH!" Purple attempted to split Tandi in two with the scimitar but NidoBob hit it with horn drill shattering it. I used another Zelda style beam and vaporized the green tub. The red tub then ran at me, it vicious giant spear aimed at my head.

"DISPATCH!" I screamed and rushed at the tub with speed that would impress and electrode, and slashed.

"You missed." He said turning at me. "No I didn't." I said as he fell in half and landed in a bloody pile on the floor. NidoBob was about to finish off the purple tub when he just vanished.

"What the hell?" This confused NidoBob. "Where did that tub go?" He asked. "Dunno." Tandi awnsered.

"I know," I say. "He must have found the sun gem!" "What's that?" Tandi asked. "It is a source of insane god-like power for them." I explained.

"PREPARE TO PERISH MORTALS!" A voice that seemed to come from everywhere said.

To be continued…