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Savior of the Ocean: Chapter 5

I woke up in a dank cave in the middle of nowhere. Using my special camouflage, I sneaked around until I heard a bunch of Muks muttering.

"HUMPH! The BOOOGER is going to have to pay us big for today's catch. There's no other way he can have what he wants!" said a guy in a captain costume (gasps of horror).

"Hee Heeheeheehee!" said a very stupid looking guard.

I suddenly made a realization and looked in my psypocket (kind of like an endless bag only I can access except by another psychic when I'm unconscious) and saw (whew) that the sea monkey was still there (fanfare).

I made my mind up about what I was going to do. I barged into the room and unleashed a mist ball laced with teleport. Immediately everyone was sucked into a vortex. Those idiots are probably in outer space today. Spying something on the counter (spy theme, por favor), I grabbed it and realized it was a business card (business theme, please), and on it was this:

BOOOOOGER enterprises!

Want to commit crime or disaster?

Want to be evil?

Then do so! Call 1-800-L-BOXERS now!
We accept payment in: cherry ice cream, boxers, or my demand!

Oh no! So the Booger is behind all of this (dun duun duuuuuun)! Well, since my friend and brother were still unconscious, I used doubleslap (double the slap, double the pain) on them. They shot up like sea monkeys (fanfare). Since they were still groggy, I stuffed a Cavity Nugget into each of their mouths, and the result was immediate.

"MMmm, they're crunchy!" yelled Lazuli.

"MMmm, they're crunchy!" sang Discoise.

Well, with them up, I could get on with my job (fanfare). So we busted out of the cave by eliminating the guards with a mist ball laced with teleport. SO we got out and found we were in the…

WHERE WERE WE? FIND OUT IN THE NEXT EXTREMELY BORING EPISODE OF… SEA MONKEY"S RULE!